Letters of Despair

by fairycutter

Dear Fanfiction Writers, Thank you for all the great stories you wrote about us so far. We enjoyed it, kinda. With all due respect, can we ask for something? Please stop write nonsense about us. We believe that there is so much good stories you can come up for us, so let just stick with the good material, okay? Thank you. Oh! Malfoy said, he's not asking, he demanded.

4. I'm very much alive and kicking

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I'm alive and very much kicking and I'll be grateful to you if you stop thinking that I'm dead. Have you heard werewolf's howl to the moon every month? Yes, that's me. So, from now on, since you've already known that I'm alive, start writing about me! Also just because I tend to squeal and giggle a lot doesn't mean that I'm silly little witch.

I love Won-Won, but our love is like star-cross love story. Hard to get happy ending, so then I'm counting on you, muggles. Don't let me down! Consider this request as payment for all of you who rudely thought that I were dead.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Lavender Brown