(((((((((((((((CH2: The Chronicles of the "Veeborator")))))))

Harry was awoken by the sunlight shining through his window. Yawning he reached for his glasses laying on his table. He was excited because only 1 more day till they get to go to Hogwarts again, for his second year.

"HARRY! BREAKFAST IS READY!" Screamed Molly Weasley from the kitchen.

Harry, hurry, hastenly, halfway (try to say that 10 times fast) down the crooked stairs. He sat at the opened seat next to Ginny. Ginny always liked Harry a lot, talking about him all summer long. She already started on her scrambled eggs, and "accidently" dropped some in her shirt.

"Oh I seemed to have dropped some eggs in my shirt, Harry can you reach down and get 'em."

"Uh..." Harry started.

"With your mouth," Ginny finished.

"Ginny! Not at the table, you can play foreplay with Harry later!" Molly yelled. Harry looked at her funny.

"BUT MOM!"

"And that's FINAL!"

"Morning Weasleys'" Arthur Weasley entered from work.

The rest of the table greeted him then continued eating, he sat next to Ginny. Molly put a plate in front of him.

"Ah, who are you?" Arthur asked.

"Oh, I'm Harry, Sir, Harry Potter."

"Are youreally, well welcome to my humble abode!" A light fixture crashed in the background.

Harry smiled a little.

Arthur reached in his pocket and pulled out a piece of paper, it had something written on it.

"So, Harry, can you tell me the function of a...a Ve...I believe it's pronounced...Veebrator?"

"Dad, correct me if I'm wrong Harry, but I believe that's some sort of wand, toy wand, in the muggle world." Percy butted in.

Harry looked at the paper, 'Vibrator' was written on it. Harry laughed, "Yeah, I guess you can call it that," Harry knew what it was from once walking in on his aunt with one, he promised not to tell his uncle if he could be fed more. "Actually," Harry giggled, "It's pronounced Vi.."

An owl crushing into the window interrupted Harry.

"Oh it must be the post," Percy got up and grabbed it, "They brought Harry's as well."

Molly grabbed the first letter with her name on it. "What's this?" She slowly opened it and read it aloud.

"Dear Weasleys and Harry we bring to you some terrible news, our beloved friend Hermione was found, well at least what they could find, dead. Her death is so far unknown, a awakening will be held at her house in 3 days, I will escort the kids there. Sorry for the lost of a beloved friend...

Albus Dumbledore

P.S. They are selling fragments of her ear on E bay for 3 pounds."

"Well that's a good buy right there," Said Arthur.

"Arthur!" Molly screamed smacking him.

"DAD!" Ron cried.

"Mr. Weasley!" Harry cried.

"I WANNA FUCK HARRY POTTER!" Ginny cried.

They turned and looked at her for a moment then continued.

"What an awful thing to say Arthur!" Mrs. Weasley hissed.

"Well it is a good buy."

Harry and Ron were sitting in the corner crying when Molly read there list. "This shit is expensive."

"We will manage, well off to Diagon Alley!" Arthur said.

30 Minutes Later..

They all stood by the fire place, staring at it. "Okay Percy show Harry ho we travel by flue powder." Molly demanded.

Percy grabbed some powder and walked into the fireplace. "Diagon Alley!" He yelled throwing the powder. Green flames appeared covering him, then went away leaving a burnt skeleton.

They stared.

Silence.

"Well that...that was unexpected...I think we should take the car," Arthur finally said.

"Yes...yes we should." Molly said with a shaken tone. They all continued out side to the car.

2 hours later...

"Okay Harry what do you have left to buy?" Molly asked.

"Just books."

"Oh me and Ron got your books already, so I guess we are done!" Molly yelled with excitement.

Harry followed the Weasleys on the way out of Diagon Alley. Suddenly a person bumped into Harry, it was Malfoy.

"Oh well if it isn't the famous Harry Potter, can't even go into a book store without making the front page!"

"What are you talking about.."

Mr. Malfoy came up with a leather whip and whipped Draco, "Now, now Draco play nicely."

"Yes sir."

Lucius walked up to Ginny. "Aw a Weasley girl," He said sneaky a video tape into her cauldron, "can't afford new robes can you, pity." He walked off.

"So Potter I heard your mud-blood died, watched the video tape!" Draco started but his dad yelled him to come. "You haven't seen the end of this Potter!" Walking off Harry heard Malfoy tel Ron that he was looking "Good Today". Harry raised his eyebrow at the thought. Ron didn't seem to mind, only smiled.

"Well lets get back home, shall we," Molly said, "We've got a big day tomarrow!"

Harry didn't sleep well that night, having dreams of Hermione's death and Ron having sex with Draco...which was a odd thing to watch. Then having a dream about the video tape Draco was talking about, it showed Draco on the bed naked and his dad whipping him.

"AH!" Harry woke up at that.