NOTE: My friends helped me write this part, hope you like, READ AND REVIEW!
(((((((((Ch3: Hermione's Awakening and Stuff.))))))))
The train came to a halt at Hogwarts. As the children grabbed there luggage they saw a large figure out the window. The first years were in aw and trying to cope with the fact that there was a large misshapen figure outside. Harry and Ron were the first ones out.
"'Ello Harry," Hagrid said hugging him in a awkward way.
"Um hi."
Hagrid started to rub Harry's back, "You feel tense, 'Arry, Is there something on your mind?"
"Uh..."
In the background you see Ginny humping a tree with Harry's picture on it.
"You can come over for...tea, yes tea, any...ANY time..." He winked at Harry then walking away.
"What was that all about," Ron said appearing out of no where.
"Uh nothin, lets go."
2 days later...
"Are you playing with it all the time like your dad did," Dumbledore asked Harry, "I remember I played with mine all day long here."
"Ya, it's lots of fun."
"So how big is it, Harry."
"11 inches."
"Wow, that's big for your age, almost a full foot, do you know how to work it good."
"Ya, I'm experienced from what Hermione did, how big yours?"
"Oh 8 inches, it's getting so old it's starting to shrivel up. I'm glad Olivander picked this wand out for me."
"I think we should go to Hermione's house now, we are gonna be late."
"Okay guys, grab on to me so we can apparate." Harry and Ron grabbed onto his cloak. A weird, sick feeling came over then and they appeared in a room. They could here a banging noise followed by a, "Oh ya spank me."
"Dumbledore! What were you thinking!" Ron screamed.
"Oh (clears throat) sorry."
Harry watched with a puzzled look on his face thinking 'How are they gonna get outta that position?'
Another sensation filled the room and they appeared in Hermione's living room. There were a lot of people wearing black clothes and crying.
"Oh Dumbledore, I'm glad you could come," Mrs. Granger said as they appeared.
"Yes she will be missed." Dumbledore looked in the coffin Hermione was put together like a puzzle, except her ear. Dumbledore didn't like to see her this way, "REPAIRO!" A light came out of his wand and hit Hermione, she reassemble. "That's better." He put his wand back.
Hermione sat up, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed, the embalming fluid was burning her.
Hermione's mom fainted, Harry and Ron started to scream, Dumbledore was in aw.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" She continued.
Dumbledore pulled his wand and smacked her.
"AHHHHHH!"
"God shut her up," Everyone said, "Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard!"
"AAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Dumbledore kept smacking her.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
The crowds ears started to bleed, except for Harry and Ron who had plugs in them, and Dumbledore who had bad hearing..
"AAAAHHHHHH!"
Dumbledore grabbed a vase and smashed it on her head.
"AHHHHHHHH!"
Everyone's head started to explode.
"BOMBERTTA!" A light shot out and hit Hermione blowing her up. Everyone was dead do to blood loss from the ears and there heads exploding. "Well...I think we should be going now.