(((((((((Ch5: The Tape From Hell)))))))
It has been 3 days since Ginny died, and everything seemed to be getting better...until Fred and George sneaked around Ginny's old room to see what caused her sudden death.
"What's this!" Fred said pulling out a Jell-O looking thing, it had Harry's picture on the tip.
"Oh my god its that a.."
"Edible penis!"
"HA, Try some!"
"No!"
"Give it to Neville, he seems kinda lonely, he needs a friend."
"What's this," Fred said flipping a switch on it (which also had a picture of Harry), it started to shake.
George leaned on the night stand and a siren went off. All the walls flipped over and revealed pictures of Harry, a blow up doll also erupted from the bed with a picture of Harry covering it's face. A weird love-making music filled the room. Disco ball dropped down from the ceiling.
They stared.
Silence.
"She was a.."
"Freak!... I don't think this is Edible." Said Fred trying to bite off the tip, "I think it's rubber! It has a formidable taste, it stings the taste buds."
"FRED! Look at this!" He pulled a tape out. "What's this." 'DUH DUH DUHHHHHHH'
The girl started to take off her clothes,"So where do you want me?"
"We're still rolling."
"Oh SH-." A ring appeared.
"DAMN IT!" Fred said squeezing some lotion in his hand, "Rewind IT!"
This story can not be continued due to the fact the writer has died...But Seriously.
The phone rang. (WAIT but who's writing it...THE GHOST WRITER!)
George answered the phone. "7 DAYS!" Said a girl.
"Renee, is this you, you know I don't speak Spanish!" (Anchorman The best movie ever!)
"Uh..."
"Renee, you Lil devil, ENGLISH please!"
"Uhhh...siete días."
"Much better, Renee, now you work on that!"
...silence.
Fred hung up the phone.
"¿Quién era ése?" Asked George.
"Oh, Renee justo, diciéndome siete días." Fred replied.
"¡Espere un segundo... usted no hablan español!"
"...Ni unos ni otros le hacen..." Fred and George froze, A man came into the frame, he was wearing a black suit.
"Two students always making mischief are going to realize making fun of Hispanics is bad and they shouldn't watch everything they seeas they enter...The Twilight Zone."