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(((((((((((Ch7: Day Se7en.))))))))

"Fred...George...where are you.." Ron said entering the Portrait Formally Known as The Fat Lady. "Fred...George NNOOOOOOOOO!" Ron gasp as he saw his brothers, greened faced and dead.

'Duh duh duhduhduh' Orange men enter.

"Oommpa Loompa Doompide de, I've got another puzzle for thee, Oompa Loompa Doomppide do," Ron smacked one with a shoe. They stopped and stared at him with a angry look. "ATTACK!"One said with a squeaky voice.

"Oh shit.." The Oompas attacked him, dog piling him, biting him.

"Ron," Harry entered, "RON! Flipendo!" A light shot out of his wand and blew up the Loompas.

Harry saw Fred and George, "Oh Ron, your family's going to hell in a hand basket."

"Harry!"

"Sorry.."

"Wait Harry, don't you only have 2 days left?"

Harry eyes grew, he almost forgot. Someone knocked on the door

Malfoy walked in, he was wearing a leather suit with chains, it had a hole in the crotch region. He was holding handcuffs in one hand and a whip in the other. He was also holding a banana by his teeth. "Are you warmed up for me...Oh what are you doing here Potter?"

"I think I'll be going," Harry said trying not to look.

2 days later...

There has to be a way to defeat her, Harry thought. He looked at his watch, only 30 minutes left.

He looked at numerous books on the subject of strange stuff but didn't find anything.

10minutes left, Harry sat nervously.

5 minutes left, he started to sweat.

1 minute left, he felt a cool and wet sensation run down his leg.

The T.V. turned on, a well pictured appeared and once again the little girl started to come out.

"Here it goes.." Harry said.

She crawled out and started towards Harry.

"WAIT!" Harry screamed. Harry tried to think of a subject to talk about, tapes! "Where do you get all those tapes you use?"

Samara calmed down, "well I'm glad you asked." Music, again, came out of no where.

"A leather hat, a wooden bat, a stuffed cat, The feedback shows, you won't get hosed...when you do it eBay!" A sign rolled out, it had EBAY on it, in lights.

"That's it?" Harry asked.

"Ya!"

"That was the suckiest ebay song EVER!" Harry laughed.

"All this talk about suck is getting me turned on, Harry, I have to admit something, I can't kill you, I'm in love with you!"

Crowd, "AW"

People reading now, "AW"

Random person walking by, "AW"

Harry stared at her for a second.

Stares.

Silence.

"Uh...o...kay." He said finally.

Everyone claps.

Samara hugs Harry, "Oh and I forgot to tell you I'M GOING TO GOHOGWARTS! WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOR EVER, and right now I'm giving up killing!"

"Great Samara..." Harry said sarcastically.

"Oh you can call me Cho, Cho Chang, that's my real name. But you prolly won't notice me for another 2 or 3 years tho, I'd prolly say...oh your 4th year...THEN WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER!" She said kissing him.

(Harry Potter music. Picture freezes.)

Narrator: Harry Potter dropped out of school the middle of his 7th year to become a professional crack sniffer, changing his name to Harry Pothead. He died at the age of 21.

Ron and Draco got married in 2004, they have 30 Asian kids together.

As for Samara/Cho well after Hogwarts she stared in a movie about her life entitled " Samara The E! True Hollywood Story" later changed to The Ring. She can be currently seen on Extreme Make Over: Beyond Repair edition.

Hermione was put back together and drained of embalming fluid, is currently living. After Hogwarts she became the first woman to cure cancer.

And as for me..." The Narrator stepped in to view, revealing Dumbledore, "Well (laughs) I died!"

(Harry Potter Music)

THE END!