Apathy
Long Ago
"YES.." was the only thought coming to Sasuke's head. "IT'S FRIDAY BITCHES, AND I JUST STEPPED ON A SNAIL.". Sasuke gazed down unhappily at the caucasian slug with broken shell bits all over his foot. "Gross..." he replied, Sasuke went to the bathroom to wash off the snail from his foot, he came back and sat on his bed and looked at the time. "6:37? oh my god.. that's when..", and two red eyes glared at him in the back of his mind. "Do you remember Sasuke?.." said the voice coming from the burgundy colored eyes. "Get out of my head right now." said Sasuke's inner self. "Immature child, you have never lived up to their expectations, it's pointless to disagree with me." replied back the voice. "No I don' t remember" Sasuke exclaimed as he stared at the holes in the walls he created not even a year ago. "You lie, I can see the truth in your eyes" said the voice laughing at him. "How could you do that to them?, you loved them. You fucking sick bastard!" Sasuke replied choking back tears. "I WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING LIKE YOU!!" Sasuke screamed out loud. The eyes he imagined in the back of his eyes shut closed and faded back to the inner dimensions of his thoughts. Sasuke clutched his chest as he tried to uncurl from the little ball he formed into on the floor. The tears wouldn't stop rolling down his face now, and they kept on coming faster and faster just like his heartbeat. He was falling apart again. Then he heard the same voice he so dreaded coming from outside his bedroom door. "Sasuke are you okay? Is it alright if I come in?" came the voice from his older brother Itachi. "Leave me alone, you fucking sick bastard" Sasuke said luckily keeping the second half of the sentence in his thoughts. His brother opened the door and ran up to his younger brother who was slowly coming up from the ground. "Is this about that again?" Itachi whispered. "I FUCKING HATE YOU JUST GET AWAY FROM ME.." Sasuke screamed. Itachi rubbed his brother's cheek like a mother would do for her son. Sasuke turned his cheek away from him fast and glared at him. Itachi sighed and just gave up trying to help his younger sibling and said "The least I can do is make breakfast for you." Itachi walked out of the room leaving his brother alone on the floor panting. "It's been awhile since I've had an attack, actually more than a couple of months... At least I didn't scream the whole time like I usually did." Sasuke's voice echoed in his conscience.
WTF XD
Sasuke didn't care too much of what he would dress like today. He quickly put on his The Unicorns hoodie, and his black tripp pants. He comed all of his bangs to one side instead of letting it rest on both sides of his head, slipped on a pair of chucks, and put some red eyeshadow. He ran down stairs with his bookbag and quickly opened the cabinet door and took out his meds. He quickly gulped it down and slammed it back closed. Itachi was in front of the sink washing dishes and said "Sasuke don't leave yet, I left your ham and cheese sandwich on the table." Sasuke walked up to the table and grabbed the plate by the edge and threw it across the room like a frisby. "LIKE RICH PREPS ONLY" yelled Sasuke as he ran on all fours down the steps.
Sasuke on estrogen
Sasuke was already in school, (thanks to his animal powers it cut his walking time by half). He walked down the hallway and went to get his books ready. He closed the locker and he suddenly felt some heavy breathing on his cheek. He sat very still and kept his eyes staring at the locker. Then a very familiar voice said seductively "I can get you wet without water." and then Sasuke felt a very light pat on his butt. Sasuke couldn't believe what just happened, he stood up slowly from his locker and turned around to see a very heavy kid with a bag of potato chips in his hand. "D-Did Naruto Uzumaki just 'tap that'?" said the king of fat. Sasuke stood up completely and turned to face him and the boy laughed at him. "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE TURNING RED, YOU LIKE HIM DON'T YOU?". Sasuke cooly looked at the guy and said "STFU IHY TTYL" and stuffed the bag of potato chips in the guy's mouth and punched him across the face. The guy went flying across the hallway, and the hallway went silent. Then out of nowhere cheers exploded throughout the school. Sasuke ran as fast as he could down the hallway, right turn, left turn, and BAM THERE WAS GAARA. Out of all the people in this school Sabaku no Gaara got the very last locker down the hallway, which was very much secluded from everyone elses. Gaara looked up at Sasuke, and Sasuke glomped. "GAARA-KUN!!" Sasuke squealed as he launched on to Gaara' back. "GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.." Gaara said in a harsh tone. Sasuke instantly unclinged from his back and looked him in the eye "sorry.." he said. "Whatever.." Gaara retorted. "Oh no has he figured me out, does he know, does he know, does he know that I'm rainbow?!" thought Sasuke. "Hey wanna hang out sometime?" said Gaara with an apolegetic look on his face. "Eventually" said Sasuke's voice returning back to it's usual monotone form.
Lunch
The day flew by (not really) Sasuke felt it was all too long being that it was the first full day of school. He fell asleep numerous times in his classes and even got the ruler across his face once... or twice... But anyways it was lunch time now the break point in the middle of the day and he had no idea where to sit. He weaved his way through the crowd and saw an empty table with one guy at it. The guy had what seemed to be very light gray eyes, and oily long dark brown hair he was wearing: a plaid flannel jacket, an Pearl Jam shirt, combat boots, and ripped jeans. He was a total grunge kid. He sat down across the kid and took out his sandwich and ate at it. Then Gaara came over and sat right next to the grunge guy. Sasuke was happy now that there where more than two people at the table it made him feel more steady. "Hey Neji.." Gaara said but, Neji wasn't paying attention to him, his eye was focused on another table. Sasuke and Gaara both looked in the direction Neji was looking and saw a group of girls. In the table from left to right was Ino Yaminaka or (AKA Bulimic Paris Hilton), Sakura Haruno (Pinky), a girl who looked very similair to Neji whom they figured out was named Hinata, The panda-haired girl Tenten, and at the end Temari. The table right next to them held Naruto, Shikamaru, Rock Lee, Chouji (the fat guy), and a very mysterious looking guy named Shino. And with those two tables side by side did they see a very weird sight.
Naruto was holding his crotch making contortions with his lips. "YOU HAVE CRABS?" Rock Lee screamed innocently. "DATTEBAYO, I MEAN OH HELL NO." Naruto leaned over to Rock Lee and whispered "Not all peircings are visible.". "So you mean your fountain of youth has become a fountain of saggy balls?". "Lee I'm not going through my midlife crisis." Naruto said sarcastically, taking sips from his ramen bowl. Lee looked offended and said "I meant it sagged well not really sagged but, got hurt because of the peircing.". "BINGO" said Naruto. At the moment he said "BINGO" a loud high pitched shrill came from Ino's back. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" shreiked Ino, disrupting her gossiping with Sakura and Tenten. "Oh it's my Sugar Glider, Roofus" said Lee in a very excited tone. "Why's it in my bookbag Bushy Brows?", "Well it likes to sleep in very shallow environments" Rock Lee said back not knowing how bitchy that came out. "Did you?" Ino said but, got cut off by Sakura. "He didn't mean it that way Ino, he meant your lunch box is narrow" she said. "FLY ROOFUS FLY" and Lee threw the animal into the air. The sugar glider swooped over Shino's head, under Hinata's legs and diving into Sasuke's shirt. "HE'S TWISTING MY NIPPLES." Sasuke screamed. "WOW LEE LOOK WHAT YOU DID, BAKA!" Ino said smacking Lee across the face. Sakura ran up to Sasuke lifted up his shirt and bit the sugar glider's tail. The sugar glider gasped in pain releasing it's grip from Sasuke's dagingoganana. "You alright?" Sakura exclamied, "Yeah I'm fine" he replied back. Then Sakura went back to the other table gave Roofus back to it's rightful owner picked up her lunch and moved across to Sasuke's table. Sakura sat next to Sasuke and whispered "Hope you don't mind, I just needed to get away from that dousche bag" giving Ino a nasty look.
Orochi-wonka
Sasuke had enough of this day, he walked home exhausted and cramped. "At least Naruto is in almosy all of my classes", which was very true given the fact besides guidance counseling he was with him in all major subjects. He went home took a nice long hot shower, got changed into his Gravitation PJs (which had Shuichi and Yuki chibis all over them :D), and brushed his teeth. He fell on his bed and fell into a deep slumber.
"Thoomp.. thoomp" the noise echoed over and over again. "thoomp..", by this point Sasuke was sitting up straight on his bed "What in the world?..." "thoomp..thoomp". Sasuke got out of bed and went to his window. He looked out of it and saw the clear night sky shining "Hmm that's weird" he thought. Then he looked at the gound which was his backyard and scanned the scenery "Swings, broken down bike, dog house, cardboard box, tree... CARDBOARD BOX?", Sasuke quickly slipped on a pair of flats and ran downstairs as quietly as he could not trying to wake up his older brother. He walked around the fence, then the gate, and opened, the sing door that lead to the yard. He stood in the center, of the yard and looked up at the ground that was spread below his window, on the ground where a bunch of rocks. "That explains the thumping noise.." he said warily, and walked over to the cardbooard box. There on the box was a "KNOCK HERE" sign, "Am I being punked?" Sasuke jumped a bit. Sasuke finally got all of his courage and knocked on the box. Then out of the box ascended a very tall pale man with an expensive suit, cryptic eyeliner, a long tall hat, and a lollipop in his hand. "Sasuke-kun I've been waiting for you..", "Who are you...?" Sasuke stepping back with his voice. "You're vacuum cleaner." said the bizzare man. Suddenly Sasuke was pinned to against the side of his house, being forcefully licked upon. "Time to suck your sins away", said the guy biting down on Sasuke's collarbone. "St-stop it!" Sasuke said overwhelmed. As though if he where saved by the bell the man backed away with fear in his eyes. "THE MORMONS ARE COMING", "RUN AWAY BEFORE THEY GROW YOU IN THEIR TREE HOUSE." The man ran off making sure not to leave his cardboard box away. Sasuke stood there with his knees wobbling into each other, "My lord.." he cried. Sasuke went to leave but, before he went back into the house he picked up the guy's name tag which said "Orochimaru".
Author's Side Note: Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NARUTO AND I NEVER WILL.
Sorry about this chapter I know it's a bit boring but, I had to get through some of the details like what's going on in school. And I haven't been able to update in awhile thanks to school but, it's finally over TT. And yeah poor Sasuke he's a sex machine :C. But, I promise the next chapter will make up for it, there's gonna be tricks and treats