TADA! I know we said next one's gonna be Sizzy but we're still thinking of ideas and this one's short. It was very spur of the moment. Anyways I do hope you enjoy. T and I worked hard on this one.

PARABAbrOTP MAKES MILKSHAKES

"Don't worry Alec, it'll be fine... trust me. You trust me, don't you? Where's the ice cream?" Jace asked in a very Jace tone. Alec sighed, wishing that he could be upstairs snuggling with the Chairman.

"Freezer... duh." Alec retorted, blowing a strand of hair from his eyes.

"Um Alec... Not necessarily duh... Magnus can be mysterious..." Jace replied, clearly waiting for something.

"Mysterious as the dark side of the moon... I know I know, that's over now Jace." Jace gave his parabatai a pouty face.

"No such thing. One must milk a joke till you can't remember the punch line and even then you keep going!" Jace shouted, thrusting a spoon-wielding hand into the air.

"Uh-huh. Tell me where did you find that spoon?" Alec asked.

"The counter, right there." Jace said, spoon-in-mouth.

"Yeah, that's the Chairman's wet food scoop." Alec said boredly. Jace spewed it out, it flew halfway across the kitchen and slid across the floor. He wiped his tongue off repeatedly.

"Raziel Alec! You've got to take more care, you could kill yourself!" Jace cried.

"What?! You were the one with the spoon in your mouth!" Alec shouted. Jace shook his head.

"Poor poor Alec, poor deranged Alec... seeing things now huh?" Jace replied, walking over and kicking the spoon farther away.

"Just make the stupid milkshake or get out and you better replace the ingredients or Magnus will kill you. That stuff is hard to find." Alec snapped. Jace just smiled and pulled out the freezer drawer.

"ICE CREM!" Jace said. "All the ice crems! Wait. Whoa. Hold all the horses. This is soy... what is soy? What is that? WHAT IS IT ALEC?! DEAR GOD WHAT IS SOY?!" Jace shrieked. Alec snatched the tub fro Jace's hands.

"That's mine dummy, get your own." Jace thinned his lips and narrowed his eyes.

"Since when did this 'soy' crap become part of your diet Mr. I'm-an-Earth-loving-hippy?" Jace demanded. Alec rolled his eyes.

"Dear uneducated, oblivious-to-your-own-health, idiotic and unsophisticated Jace... I'M ALLERGIC!" Alec shouted back. Jace sighed.

"Fine, I want stuff with cow in it anyways. Yummy, delicious secretions of a cow's udder. Yum." Jace replied, grabbing the next tub. Alec started scooping ice cream into a cup and began aggressively clinking a spoon around inside for mixing purposes. Jace looked over. "Well gee Alec, you might want to put some milk in there. You're gonna break the cup by the way and I'm not explaining that to Magnus!" Jace said, smiling devilishly. Alec thinned his lips. Die little ice cream molecules. Die. He appeared to be thinking as he rapidly swirled it around with soy milk. Jace walked over. He was holding his milkshake.

"I'm thinking of naming my biceps, Cassiel and Raziel... what do you think?" Jace asked. Alec attempted to ignore him but the constant stirring was unfortunately not enough to ward off Jace and his comments.

"Dear God! I don't know! Name them 'Who Gives a Crap?' and 'Nobody Cares'!" Alec shouted. Jace looked at his arms.

"Fine how bout Louis and Arnold?" Jace continued.

"As in Schwarzenegger?" Alec asked, disgusted.

"Fine then, Williamson and Tesla?" Jace said. There was a quick flash of light.

"After your great-something-grandparents. Eww Jace, eww." Someone said. The two spun around.

"Magnus?!" Jace squeaked nervously.

"Magnus!" Alec squealed excitedly. Magnus looked onward and examined the glasses in their hands.

"Is that my Peruvian ice cream? GOD DAMMIT! YOU KNOW I CAN ONLY GET THAT EVERY SO OFTEN!" He shouted. Jace looked at Alec.

"I told him it was a bad idea but he said he'd use his boyfriendly wiles to charm you!" Jace begged. Alec's gaze shot to Jace.

"How dare you!" Alec said, whirling around and upending the contents of Jace's milkshake all over his white shirt. Jace shrieked.

"NO! Clary just bought this for me! She's gonna be pissed." Jace said, finishing in a disappointed tone.

"Ha. Serves you right." Alec sneered. Magnus continued to watch the proceedings with an increasingly uninterested gaze.

"Alec... your parabatai is annoying me. Send him home. I want to go to bed." Magnus instructed, grabbing his bags and walking down the hall to his room. Jace looked over at Alec.

"You can't send me home yet! Please. I love you soooooooooooooo much." Jace pleaded, puppy dog eyes and all. Alec looked at Jace and then the direction that Magnus had gone.

"You have exactly the length of one Project Runway episode. You will make me pancakes and then you will go home. No ifs ands or buts. My Magnus has returned after all." Alec said firmly. Jace squealed, clapped and raced over to find ingredients.

Have you noticed that we picture Jace as either extremely serious and amazing or completely the cocky, pompous jokester? Yes. Yes we do. Gotta love him. Also we made bets for CoHF and we both think Alec is gonna survive but just by the hair on his chinny chin chin. What do you think? Also there's a quote where Magnus says "Oh God they're all dead." And Sebastian saying "By the way, your boyfriend's dead, thought you should know." So here's my theory (including hints from the spoiler art by Cassandra Jean of a black haired boy lying on the ground, facing away, thinking I'm so light) what if Sebastian is about to kill Alec and somehow Maryse saves him, dying in the process, and then Alec just barely lives. Magnus doesn't know and Sebastian tells him then Magnus goes on a rampage and kills some people or maybe that part doesn't happen but I stick to my guns on the Alec/Maryse/Sebastian thing. What do you guys think is gonna happen in CoHF, we'd love to hear so give us a shoutout! (Sorry for the long theory, had to get it out!)