So, I'm excited for this chapter. That last chapter was a bit boring, but it set up so much! This chapter will probably be a bit long. Oh, wellzz. x3 Let the beginning of the romance start! ...with some butt-kicking action!

Chapter Four

Kyle

I frowned as Kenny said he was going home before going to Stan's house. "Alright, be there soon?" I asked him as he threw on his famous orange sweater. Then, I realized he was only wearing shorts on too. "It's cold out, Kenny. You can't wear shorts."

"I'll be fine." He then walked out the door. "See you later." He said before closing it.

I sighed, half happy he was here and half sad he had to leave. I made my way back up to room to get my shoes. As I sat on my bed, I looked forward and noticed one of my drawers open slightly with a piece of paper hanging out of it.

I opened the drawer that hide all my files and saw it was disturbed from the previous set up I had. I pulled out the yearbook that was now on the top of the pile and slowly went through it to see if anything was changed. Everything seemed the same though, until I reached Mr. Garrison's class. Kenny's picture was crossed off.

"God, Kenny. Do you think I'm an idiot?" I chuckled slightly. I smiled at him horrid attempt to outsmart me before I reorganized all the things. Then, finished putting on my shoes.

I looked around for my laptop before realizing it was still downstairs, making my way back downstairs I shivered slightly as the wind and rain beat lightly against the side of the house, before I quickly walked into the bathroom. The laptop was slightly opened.

"You'd make a hella thief Kenny." I then laughed remembering when he dressed like a princess during out kingdom battles. Gosh, he's so weird.

I opened it and looked up the history, completely taken back when three web pages came up. Bradley, Kevin, and Pip's Facebook pages. "Kenny...Why were you looking up these three?"

Then, I noticed it. Kevin had a new picture that was of him and someone else that looked similar to Pip. Wait, I thought he was dead... I leaned back against the wall, in pure confusion. "What's going on?" I continued to looked through the three pages, before I started reading Bradley's last post, which was a poem. "Oh, god. Is he trying to kill himself?"

"Kyle?" I heard Stan call out from the living room. Crap, I forgot.

"Maybe, he was kidnapped. Just wait it out, I'm sure they'll return him." I heard Cartman remark.

"Shut up, fatass. You're just jealous people would actually try to kidnap me instead of you." I commented as I approached them. "Stan, I have to go to Bradley's house real quick."

He cocked an eyebrow. "Why?"

"He decided he wanted some butt action before he chills with us." Cartman smirked.

I just glared at him. "I think he is trying to hurt himself and I think Kenny went over there as well. I think something's up with him. Please, Stan do you mind stopping by there first?"

He shrugged. "Let's go." We started walking out to the car.

"So, Kaaaahl. What makes you suddenly so concerned if mintberrycrunch cuts the string?" Cartman said as we all hopped in the car.

"I don't want anyone to end their life, unless it's you." I snapped back, but he only smirked.

"You're a ginger Kyle and a Jew. There's no chance you'll out live me, Jewrat." I just rolled my eyes at him.

"Give it up Kyle. Anyway, what makes you think he trying to end him life?" Stan said stepping in before we started anything.

"His last Facebook post." His house than came into few. "Stop the car." I said as I saw the front door swing open. "What the..."

Two boys came out, one was Bradley and the other was the Pip look-alike. I could feel my stomach churn harshly as we all watched two more boys came out, it looked like Kevin and someone else, someone I had seen before, but couldn't remember from where. Then, I felt my stomach drop completely.

"Is that Kenny and...Damien?" Stan said quietly as they threw the two unconscious pair into a truck. "We have to get them!" He started to unbuckle with me.

"Wait." Cartman stopped us. "Think this through. There are four of them, they probably have weapons too because how the fuck else would they be able to take out the song of the Devil and considering one of them is practically four times any of ours sizes, with three others and only three of us-" He stopped and stared at me up and down before talking again. "Two and a half of us, we'd mostly just be walking into death."

"You're fatass counts for at least six other people." I muttered.

"AY!"

"You're right Cartman." Stan said ignoring us and buckling himself again. "We'll follow them from a distance until the stop then just focus on getting Kenny and Damien out of there." He paused for a moment. "How would Damien even be knocked out like that? Isn't he like really powerful?"

"He's a demon, the probably put some kind of cross on him to drain his powers and practically make him mortal." I said as we slowly started to follow the truck and I groaned on the inside knowing I'd be out in the awful whether for awhile. Why did I let him leave? I felt my chest tighten thinking about all the possibilities that might happen to Kenny.

We continued to follow them slowly keeping a far distance. Occasionally, we'd turn a corner and follow them between houses and other times letting a passing car cut in front of us until we left South Park. The van lead us into a nearby forest, and Stan made sure he kept a good mile distance, while Cartman used binoculars to watch more closely in case they did a sharp U-turn or anything unexpected.

"You know, last night I heard Kenny and Damien talking." Cartman said suddenly. Stan and I both looked at him, while he nodded. "It was pretty late and I was getting some late night snack, if I hear a fat joke I won't finish the story." He glared at me before continuing, "I heard Kenny mumbling and as soon as I looked out the window, Damien appeared."

"He must have removed his mask. I'm sure using that makes he tired." I said quietly.

"They started talking about Pip, Kevin, and Bradley. I couldn't hear most of it, because the storm rolled in. I looked away for a quick second and suddenly they were both gone." Cartman finished. "I didn't think too much about, to be honest. Obviously, those two are trying to get into something they shouldn't."

"So, it must of been Damien, Kenny was talking to a few days ago. He practically freaked out and slammed his face against the desk then left for the bathroom. After awhile I grew worried and went to check on him, he was pissed and kicked one of the stalls open." I said leaning back in the car. "Poor Damien..."

"What do you mean?" Stan asked.

"Well, we've all thought Pip was dead for years now and Damien has always had a thing for Pip. To find out Pip is still alive, but someone completely different...that's horrible."

Cartman turned around and Stan looked at me through the mirror. "Damien is into Pip?" Stan asked.

Cartman chuckled slightly. "I bet he's the giver in the relationship." With that Stan instantly laid one on Cartman's arm "AY! What the hell?!" He backed away.

Stan looked back at me through the mirror. "How would you know if Damien and Pip were, well, yea."

I shrugged. "It was pretty obvious. Pip would always get nervous whenever people would say something about Damien. Even though Damien left for Hell he never really left. I'd always see him and Pip hanging around town and the way Damien acted around Pip was simply sensational." I couldn't help but smiling remembering every time I saw him brushed Pip's hair out of his face or steal a small kiss from him.

"That is kind of sad..." Stan said. "I mean it's weird, I didn't think he was well gay, but Pip must mean something to him if he didn't put up too much of a fight."

"Stop!" Cartman suddenly yelled and Stan slammed the brakes causing me to go forward a bit.

"What the fuck, Cartman?!" Stan yelled.

"They stopped the car, and are getting out." Cartman said. "Pull the car back and drive off path into the forest. We have to hide the car before we get out."

"Gee, Cartman. Have you done this before?" I said as Stan did as he was instructed.

"Well, I had to learn out to cover my tracks with all the crazy shit I use to pull." He said. "This is good, just pull closer to that tree."

Stan pulled up next to it and then opened one of his compartments, pulling out two switchblades. "Dude, what the hell?!" I yelled.

"Shut up, Kahl." Cartman pulled one out of his pocket as well. "If you were smart you would be carrying one at all times too. You're lucky Stan has two."

They both hopped out of the car as I hesitated until Stan opened my door. "Just hold onto it. You don't have to use it unless you really need to, alright? It's just a precaution." He held the knife out toward me and I grabbed it carefully, hating that I'd have to hold it.

"They went into some old beat up hunting shed last I saw. We'll go against the bottom of the hill until we are 100 feet of the shed. Then, we'll wait." Cartman started walking.

"Why don't we just talk to them?" I said as we started following him.

"Kyle, you've always been book smart. We can't just 'talk' to three pissed of teens a boulder. Also, they could serious hurt Kenny if they find out we've been following them. I'd rather not have m friend die today." Stan said softly.

"Why not go to the police then?" They both stopped and looked at me like I was an idiot. "Right." We continued forward.

I kept tripping over disguised branches and tree roots, Stan would catch me every so often, he offered me a ride on his back, which I declined. The sun was slightly leaning towards the West so it was getting close to two or three, it was still raining slightly and the wind hit us with no mercy. I just kept my head down and shivered forward, until Cartman stopped us.

Off in the distance I could make out a small shack, there a spaces cleared around it, but mostly it was covered by trees. The van was parked a few years away from the shack. Two people were standing out of shed, they were too far away to decipher.

"Do we just wait?" I asked suddenly, feeling like an idiot not knowing what to do.

"We're going to try and get closer, behind the shed." Stan said as we started walking, well crawling now. "Stay quiet."

We stayed low and started circling around the shed, keeping a good distance. The two watchers would very occasionally look in our direction causing us to freeze in place. My hands were getting sweating, but I was freezing. I kept thinking they could hear my heartbeat and that was why they were looking back. It wasn't until we got out of their vision did we relax. "I don't see anyone guarding the back." Cartman whispered softly.

I wanted to turn around as the wind picked up, but I kept forward thinking about Kenny, wanting to see him to make sure he was alright. We slowly approached the shack and my heart was almost as staggered as my breathing.

We edged very slowly toward one of the windows, Cartman peered in slowly and I was aching to know what was happening to Kenny. He just turned around and pointed toward Stan and the edge of the shed, to be a look out. Then, pointed to me and the window to peer inside as he slowly creeped over to the other side of the shack to be another look out.

I peered in slightly. I was shocked to see Kenny being held against the wall as Damien was tied to a chair. He had three cross necklaces on, from what I could see, and he looked utterly exhausted. He could barely even keep his head up.

"Tell me!" I heard the big familiar man scream at Damien. He mumbled something causing the man to throw the still unconscious Kenny against the wall, making me jump. "You really enjoy seeing your friend hurt don't you?!" The man screamed again as he punched Kenny in the gut. I flinched with Damien.

"Stop! You really think I'd be conspiring with that streetrat?! I'm sure Pip told you, Kenny dies almost every day!" Suddenly Damien was slapped hard.

Kenny dies almost every day!...What?

"I don't want to hear your bullshit!" He pulled a gun to Kenny's head and I froze. "I know I can't really kill you, but I'm sure you wouldn't want this cute little immortal to die..."

I felt my head starting to spin as Kenny's mutilated body was slammed into the wall again, a gun practically shoved into his throat. Goddammit...My heart was skipping beats as I watched Kenny flinch slightly. What the fuck is going on?!

Damien stared hard at the man. "You really have the nerve to kidnap the son of Satan and threaten him?! M father will have our head for this!"

"Look at you. Pathetic! Hiding behind your father lie a pussy! No wonder Pip doesn't want anything to do with you anymore." He dropped Kenny and I flinched as the man walked toward Damien and cupped his cheek, "You're such a cute boy. I hope your father does come here. I have something I need to settle with him."

Damien bit the man's hand hard, causing him to howl in pain that paralyzed my ears. As soon as Damien let go, he was punched hard in the gut and when he leaned forward in pain a knee collided with his face. Then, Damien's hair was pulled back. "You really want to see your friend dead don't cha baby?"

"Fuck you!" Damien screamed as the man let go and walked back over to Kenny.

Please, no. Please, Moses let Kenny be alright...

He began to kick Kenny senselessly. "I kind of want to see if this fucker is really immortal..."

That's when Damien noticed me. He started at me in shock, but quickly recovered. "Stop. Fine, just listen. I'll tell you how I figured everything out..."

The man stopped kicking Kenny and put him into a chair before tying him up as well. Then he turned and stared at Damien, "Go on."

"Kyle Broflovski." He started I froze in place and moved back away from the window "He started looking into that little stunt you and our brother pulled a few years ago on him Remember? Kenny kicked your asses" The man slammed his hand against the wall and screamed

My body was numb What the hell was he doing?! My breathing started to stagger and I was feeling myself start to hyperventilate. That's one of the pervs that trapped me in the alley a few years ago?! Why does Damien keep saying Kenny dies?!

"Kyle came to me, he spilled everything." Damien winked at me as the man looked away for a moment. "Kenny was only there because he died yesterday during that storm and visited me in Hell. He tagged along for some breaking and entering, he had no idea what was actually go on. You want to cover your tracks? Get Kyle"

I slowly started to realize what he was doing, I smirked and watched as the man studied Damien's face. "Where does that gorgeous redhead live? Maybe, I'll finished what my brother and I started before I bring him back here." I nearly gagged hearing.

"Figure it out shitface!" Damien yelled. "I'm sure you're not going to leave me alone while you go savaging for little boys..." He growled. Damien's entire demeanor had changed, it was angry, dark, and cold.

The man just laughed. "Only in your dream, dollface. Pip! Brad!" I watched as Damien's face sunk and the two boys entered. Pip didn't dare look at Damien. "Keep our two boys company, I have to find me a little ginger."

Pip suddenly looked up. "We all agreed if we needed to use a catalyst it wouldn't be Kyle." His British accent was still thick.

"Things change little P. It seems he has gotten himself involved in this, now, watch our two...guests while I'm gone." The perv started to walk out and slammed the door abruptly.

Catalyst? I sighed very softly and crawled over to Stan. "Everyone is leaving I think except Pip and Bradley." Stan nodded and I crawled to Cartman to relay the same message.

"Just tell us when we can move." Cartman whispered back.

I crawled back over to the window and watched as the awkward silence grew between the boys, I could help, but stare at Kenny and cry on the inside at his horrid state. The bangs of his blonde hair was slowly becoming red as a stream of blood ran down his face from the countless times his head met the wall. His lip was busted open and his body covered in bruises, from what I could see some of his fingers looked broken and it was obvious some of his ribs were probably broken as well. He looked like a train wreck, but still I couldn't help, but smile knowing he was still breathing as I watched his chest lift up and down slowly.

"You look good, Damien." Pip said suddenly, causing me to slightly look back over through the shelf at them.

Damien just kept his head down, waiting for the car to leave signaling us to move in. "Damien, please. We aren't going to hurt anyone..."

He suddenly snapped his head up. "Bullshit! Look at Kenny! Yea, he may be fucking immortal, but going through this shit hurts him!"

"Damien...I..." The engine to the truck started and instantly pulled away, I looked over at Stan and Cartman as they started to go around to the front. I slowly started to crawl to the side of the window, completely out of view, waiting to hear Stan and Cartman enter the room.

"Pip, even you even want to attempt to rekindle what we had you can start by untying me. Now." I heard Damien struggle in his chair. "And second you can let Kenny go and leave South Park and my father and I alone."

Pip remained quiet for awhile. "Hey, Kyle. You can come out. I'm not going to hurt you." my heart nearly stopped as I stood up slowly and walked into his view. Bradley, was leaning against one of the walls and glaring at Pip. "Stan, Eric, you need not hide either. I could hear Kyle's heartbeat from miles away."

I saw Stan and Cartman slowly enter the room, both wielding their blades. "Climb through the window Kyle, get Kenny. Untie Damien, Pip." Cartman instructed.

"Eric, even if you do stab me, I won't die. It'll just feel like a small prick, you're not in the position to order me around. Kyle, you may come in if you wish, tend to Kenny." Pip smiled at me gently as I slowly started to climb in through the large hole in the middle.

Stan and Cartman still had their weapons drawn as I jumped in. I looked at everyone, things were growing tense. "Pip, why?" I asked softly, finally breaking the tense silence.

He remained quiet as Damien looked up at him. "What happened to you? You use to be so kind and gentle, you wanted to help Kenny, not brutalize him!"

I inched toward Kenny slowly, making Bradley push me back with his stare. "Damien, I did want to help Kenny. However, I found out how to live forever, never die! I hadn't realized how lucky Kenny was until I was able to jump off a mountain and live!" Pip laughed.

"Pip, Kenny isn't like you! You have a false immortality which coaxes all the pain in dying! Being a true immortal doesn't allow a person to experience death without the pain of it! That way, they treasure their body and don't just throw their life away!" Damien was gritting his teeth as Pip put his hand up.

Pip looked sadly at Damien and approached him slowly, Damien was clearly uncomfortable. I stared at Stan and Cartman, they looked just as confused as I did. Suddenly, Pip started to untie Damien and take the crosses off, this surprised Bradley enough for me to rush over to Kenny and untie him as well. His body fell over onto me and I struggled to keep him from making both of us fall on the floor. Stan was suddenly behind me, picking up Kenny's limp body carefully.

I bit my lip hard as he groaned softly. "He'll be alright." Stan whispered reassuringly causing me to blush very slightly. I turned back to Pip and Damien, which were both tense when suddenly Damien chuckled softly. "You can pass for a girl with how long your hair has gotten..."

Pip smiled at him. "You've always preferred my hair to be long." He then looked over at us. "I'm going to let you guys all go, Matt had no right beating on Kenny like that. He said he just wanted to keep us hidden, but I see he has real evil potential. I can't really explain anything to you guys, but it's best if you guys end your tracks with us. Kyle, be very careful. I do recommend hiding out for a bit, Matt will be searching for you..."

"Get rid of him Pip." Damien said sternly. "I know you know how to reverse this immortality you have, Matt will only cause you trouble. I'd prefer you to end all of this and come down to Hell with me!"

Suddenly, Pip pulled Damien into a hug. "There's more to this than what you see." Pip held onto the stunned Damien, but spoke to us. "Damien will be out shortly, you may leave."

We stared at each other. "Won't this Matt guy get mad?" Cartman asked, I cringed every time I heard his name.

Pip pulled away from Damien slightly. "Yeah, but nothing I can't handle. Please hurry. I'd rather not see you all caught."

With that Bradley opened one of the door and we slowly inched toward it, I couldn't keep my eyes off Kenny though. We walked through the old shack with Bradley behind us, in complete silence. There was many rooms to the tiny shed, but instead of the creepy vibe I got before, I now just felt loneliness.

The moment we got outside the front door slammed shut, the stormy air did not welcome up as we all exchanged looks. "What the actual fuck?" Cartman said what we were all thinking.

"Kenny immortal and Pip is too, but he is fake?! What the Hell?!" Stan practically screamed.

"I'm sure Kenny will explain things when he wakes up, or at least Damien will when he gets out." I said softly. "I wonder what Matt was doing there though..."

"You know that fucker?" Cartman asked.

I nodded and shivered. "Years ago, I ran out of the house late at night because I came out to my parents and they weren't too accepting of it, telling me it was just phase, but I was backed up into an alley by two men. They were brothers that the police were trying, actually trying, to arrest for child abduction and rape. However, just before they got to me, Kenny killed Matt's brother before they could really do anything, but Matt ran away. Of course, Kenny tried to hide himself, but I'd recognize those eyes no matter what. I've been trying to find out where Matt has been, or even what his name was, which I just found out. I just don't understand why Pip would allow that child perv even near him..."

They both looked at me as we approached the car. "Why are you just not telling us this?!"

I just shrugged. "First, it's embarrassing to be honest... and second, you guys were the first to find out I was gay and the first to know about my, uh, crush on him." I motioned toward Kenny. "After that day, Kenny and I spent a lot of time together so it wasn't exactly easy for me to bring up it up and when it was just us three, that's not really a respected table telling story."

"Doesn't matter, I should have been the first to know!" Stan argued.

I hopped into the backseat of the car and Stan placed Kenny beside me, I started cleaning some of his wounds while Stan and Cartman climbed into the car bitterly. "Well, you guys know now, please let's get home. It's going to rain soon and I'm exhausted."

Suddenly Damien appeared sitting beside me, and I jumped. "GAH!"

"Hurry, we have to get out of here quick. Pip thinks Matt and Kevin will be returning soon." He said.

"Wait, hold up. We just saw and heard a piss full of shit that practically went in one ear and out the other. You have some explaining to do." Cartman barked.

Damien nodded. "Yea, I know." He sighed and placed his head tiredly against the seat. "Let's hide out at Cartman's house and I'll explain everything there."

Stan started to drive and I stared out the window as we rode in silence. Damien had fallen asleep almost instantly, and I held Kenny closely. I had a gut feeling, this was easiest part that would happen during this entire adventure and for once it was Cartman that was dragging us into trouble, it was Kenny.

A_N: Not really as long as I had hoped ;-; but that's otay right? We're starting to move into KennyxKyle x3 Gah! Next chapter will be adorable. This story line might start getting confusing to some of you so don't be afraid to ask if you get confuzzled! I'd still love to hear some of your guy's recommendations for the plot so don't be afraid to tell me. No one has a stupid idea! x3 Well, love you all my friendly friends and hope you're enjoying the story.