Kenny

My head is killing me! God, someone turn off that light! I slowly opened my eyes to a bright light which instantly caused me to groan and turn away from it. My entire body burst out in pain the moment I moved, my ribs felt broken, my head felt like there were nails in it and my neck was throbbing as if I had been sleeping on it wrong for months.

"Kenny, don't move! You'll hurt yourself even more." My eyes burst open to see familiar emerald irises.

"Kyle? Where am I?" He looked at me relieved.

"Well, long story short, you're at Cartman's house. You and I have to stay here a bit, well as Damien said it was either here or Hell." He moved some of my blonde hair out of my face.

"You talked to Damien?!" I managed to sit up, only cringing slightly.

Kyle furrowed his brows. "Kenny, please lay back down, I don't want you hurt again. You're still recovering." He frowned when I refused to lay back down and sighed. "Damien explained everything he could about Pip and all that nonsense, I don't understand why you didn't come to me first Kenny? Kyle's green eyes seemed to darken sadly, which made me instantly feel guilty. "We could have been able to avoid...this!" He indicated toward me.

I smirked. "Aw, there's nothing wrong with me." Kyle just glared at me causing me to laugh. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." He smiled softly.

"I'm glad you're getting semi-better, at least."

"What exactly did he tell you?" I dropped my smile, worried Kyle may have gotten himself involved.

He then, slumped his shoulders. "So much stuff. I didn't know you lived such a complicating life...I feel bad honestly, I always made your life harder too." He rubbed his rubbed his hands together sheepishly.

Cocking an eyebrow, I stared at him. "How did you make it harder?"

"I always made you believe I was tracking you for the event that happened a few years ago." I perked up a bit, surprised as he continued. "I thought it was adorable how hard you tried to hide yourself, to this day I still don't know why you tried so hard, but I enjoyed it. I'm sure that just added stress onto you, I'm sorry."

"So...You knew it was me that killed that man?" I bit my lip.

He nodded and smiled slightly. "I haven't really ever said thank you, so thanks. You saved my ass."

I smiled wearily as he shifted in his chair, unsure what to say. "How'd you find out?"

He broke out in a small blush. "I know what m friends are like. You think I wouldn't be able to put two and two together?"

"Right..." I started to get up and winced pain, Kyle quickly jumped to his feet.

"What are you doing?"

"I have to talk to Damien, I need to find out how much you or anyone else knows."

"Stop! I can tell you." He pushed me down back against the couch; I groaned from the impact. "Sorry!" He quickly tried to help me. I just laughed. "What?"

I patted his head gently. "You're just adorable." He blushed instantly and pulled away. "Please, tell me what Damien said to you."

"Uh, W-well, he told Stan and Cartman also" He stuttered a bit. "However, I know you're immortal. In a way." He sat beside me and lowered his head. "I can't believe I never remembered you dying...I felt pretty awful after hearing that." He pushed his feelings to the side and looked back at me. "He told us everything about this whole Pip and Kevin thing. He started talking about The False Descent as well, and Dreth and Ark. He then explained that I was a catalyst so I had to stay as far away from Pip and his gang." I frowned, Dammit, Damien. I told him I didn't want Kyle any part of this. "Lastly, he explained how you guys were kidnapped and how Bradley joined their 'side'. Damien said he'd likely stay hidden, right now he is sleeping; he looked exhausted, he asked I remain hidden as well. As for you...well he wants you to still explore this whole situation..." He looked at me sadly. "I opposed it, but he insisted you could stop whatever they were doing and be alright...He said it was a fight between Hell and humanity."

I nodded and sighed. Figures Damien would pin me with all the hard work. This means I'd have to figure out their locations again, well the formula as well to end them. God, I hope Damien has some type of plan. "I was really worried about you, Kenny." I looked back over to Kyle and he was looking back at me with wide green eyes. "I didn't think you'd recover, honestly..."

I smiled softly at him, pushing my small train of thought away. "I'm alright, Kyle. You don't ever have to worry about me, I'm literally invincible."

He shook his head. "You're not, Ken. Invincible means you don't get hurt and die, you do die! You just are given another body and have to live again...only to go through death again..."

I frowned at him. "Kyle...it's alright. I've been dealing with this for almost eighteen years...It's not that big of a de-" Suddenly, Kyle's lips were against mine, his arms were wrapped about my neck and his body nearly on top of mine. It hurt like Hell, but I was too shocked and well, happy to care.

His lips were soft even though his attack was rough, his kiss was gently, I remained still, refusing to break it, but too dazed to hold him back. His body relaxed against me slowly and he pulled away, sinking into my chest I could feel his breath stagger and his heartbeat pick up. "Kenny...I love you..."

I blinked a few times, trying to process what he said as I looked down at the ginger who was cradled up to me. Why couldn't I feel my heartbeat? Why the fuck wasn't I moving?! I've dreamed about this happened for nearly a decade! I'm totally missing my chance!

"Kenny, I don't want to lose you...Damien told me about the formula that made Pip and all of his group immortal, he then told me that; that very formula and completely destroy you..." He looked up at me with wide glassy eyes. "Please, promise me you won't die..."

I slowly wrapped my arms around the boy, he jumped slightly not expecting it. "I'm sorry, Kyle..." Was the only thing my mouth would let escape.

He buried his head deeper into my chest and trembled slightly, it was raining outside. I smiled softly and started to run my fingers through his delicate red hair. "You're heart is racing." Kyle whispered into my chest.

"Really? I can't feel it."

He shot up. "What?"

I laughed. "You surprised me, Ky. I wasn't expecting you to do that, to be honest I had no idea you felt that way."

"I didn't expect myself to do that either..." He smiled gently and tried to get off of me, but I refused to let him. No way was he getting away from me now. "Aren't I hurting you? I'm sure, me sitting on you isn't helping your wounds heal."

"I've waited a long time to hold you like this." I started to pulled him back into my chest, which he happily obliged. "I don't care if it hurts."

Kyle looked up at me; we just stared at each other for awhile before I slowly dipped down and made our lips touch again, that time better than the first. He gently pulled himself closer as I cupped his cheek, his body was so little, but so warm. I never wanted to pull away, it just took him seeing me practically die to kiss me. I'm such a pussy for waiting so long. I mentally beat myself for a moment, before I sadly had pulled away to breath, but Kyle didn't seem to care. He wore a big smile and snuggled as close as he could into me. "You look exhausted." I commented while I kissed his head.

"You've been practically in a coma for two days, someone had to watch you and make sure you were alright." He looked up at me again. "You look just as exhausted as me."

I shrugged. "It feels like I've only had a few minutes of rest, not two whole days." Kyle chucked softly. "Thanks Ky." He just smiled as I held onto him harder.

We both slowly started falling into a much needed rest, smiling the entire time. I can't tell if things are going to get better or worse.

Damien sat at the kitchen table, his face buried in his hands. We hadn't gotten very far in figuring out much more about this stupid scheme Pip was pulling. However, Kyle was able to connect Pip's immortality with the raging storms. Apparently, because there was a tip in the balance it affected the weather while also causing a lot of chaos in Hell.

Damien told us all his father was growing weak in order to try and keep the balance, because it turned out immortals are classified as demons in a way so they were part of Hell. So, since there was so many false immortals it caused a evil in the world that wasn't brought down by Hell, so if Satan remained just as strong then there would be too much evil in the world so automatically his strength decreased dramatically to keep a balance between good and evil. Ying and Yang. At first I didn't find a problem with it, until Kyle explained it a bit more. Because Satan had to give up some of his strength to attempt to keep the balance naturally on Earth it caused God to grow just as weak as Satan, for they were the two on the scale so if Satan went up God had too much strengthen so naturally, God had to be weakened just enough to balance Earth again. Pip was causing an evil that wasn't on the scale so the balance didn't take it into consideration when trying to fix itself. It only viewed Satan as strong so it had to weak him along with God to keep everything nice and pretty. Ultimately the balance was tipped and couldn't be fixed because there was no way to weaken Pip and his gang to save the balance, just keep weakening Satan to try and fix it. It pretty much was just a chain reaction that was going to fuck us all.

"I'm going to assume they wouldn't be at abandoned shack anymore?" Stan asked as he leaned back in his chair.

"Of course they'd move. Pip isn't an idiot." Cartman snapped. "Even if they were there what would we do? Fucking waltz in there and politely ask Pip to kill himself so the balance would be all good again? Seriously Stan?"

Stan just glared at Cartman, before Kyle broke them off. "Stop it, you two. Pip might be able to listen, he still seemed to be the same old Pip-"

"No, he's not. What you guys witnessed was just a little trick. He's changed, a lot. After, you guys left he tried to get me to go against my father and promised me a throne in a new world. That serum they injected in themselves doesn't just changed their lifespan, but manipulates the users mind also." Damien interrupted Kyle as he pulled his hands away from his face. "I couldn't see his aura either, I could see everyone else's though...that's what I don't understand. Everyone had a dark purple aura which pretty much means their souls are damned to repair. Pip's wasn't even dark purple and when he was around other people he masked their auras as well. I misjudged his intelligence on this situation, he knows more about this false immortality than I or my father, and he is playing his cards well." Damien sighed and rested his elbows on the table and pressed his mouth against his intertwined fingers.

We had been sitting at Cartman's dining table for nearly three hours, just thinking, trying to figure out an action plan. We all decided to skip school for the day, which bothered Ky, because he didn't want to miss school even though he had to in order to stay safe. We had all been up since six, skipping breakfast so we were all going on empty stomachs.

Kyle looked up from his homework for a moment as Cartman spoke. "Sounds like a drug." This caused something to spark in Kyle's mind.

"What if it is a drug?" He asked himself. "It clearly changes the victim's mind and appearance. It's like a anti-anti-depressant, but also somehow fills the victims mind with a high it seems. The short time I did watch them talk, they seemed overly-confident, but aggressive. Even though Pip talked to us kindly, I could hear a small tint of aggravation in his tone." We all stared at him, puzzled to what he was saying. "If it's so similar to a drug, then there much be some negative effects to it as well. Insomnia, muscle failure, brain damage, and so on, so if I understand what you were saying earlier Damien, they all may be 'immortal' but it doesn't mean their bodies can't suffer from the negative effects."

"Oh, yea! Dreth and Ark both suffered from insanity and paranoia while they used this formula!" I commented as we all started to understand.

Kyle nodded and Stan piped up. "So, what you're saying is, if we can figure out what weaknesses this 'drug' has on them, then that's what we use to destroy them?"

"It's a pretty obvious solution to be honest, Valkerin saw Dreth and Ark's weakness and used it to her advantage. I can't believe it took this long to figure it out." Kyle slightly beat on himself.

"There must be some kind of twist on it though." Damien commented quietly.

"I was thinking the same thing." Cartman added. "Damien, you said Pip knew quite a bit of this so either he was able to remove most of the side effects or able to mask them."

"That's why his aura was gone." Kyle said closing his trigonometry book. "Pip was able to hide his aura because clearly his weakness would be noticeable if it were visible."

"So, he used his weakness and turned it into a strength." Stan commented. "That's what they commonly do it football."

"Well, how do you figure out the other teams weaknesses if they try and use it as a strength?" Cartman turned to Stan.

Stan crossed his arms slightly. "You just watch the other teams players and find the strongest and weakest ones. Line our team up to deflect the strong ones and pass through the weak ones."

"We don't know the weakest or strongest link though." I said while rubbing my head trying to get rid of the forming headache.

We all went silent for a moment, thinking of all the false immortals and their possible flaw until Stan groaned. "I can't think anymore!" He rested his head against the table. "I'm so hungry..."

Kyle chuckled at Stan as Cartman agreed. "Yea, I can't think right if I don't have food in my stomach!"

Damien was smiling at them. "Why don't we take a break and eat?"

"I'll cook, what do you guys want?" Kyle smiled and took a quick glance at me.

"Anything!" Stan called.

"Use anything from the pantry." Cartman said as we all started to disperse from the table. "I just went shopping so whatever you make, make a lot."

"We're going to chill in the living room, you coming Kenny?" Stan asked as he, Cartman, and Damien all started to walk away.

I looked at Kyle and shook my head. "Naw, I think I'll help Ky. He'll need help with how much food you eat Cartman."

"AY!" We all laughed as he continued to walk off, clearly irritated. "You two better just stick to making food!" That caused more laughter, mostly from Stan and Damien, but left Kyle's cheeks as red as his hair.

"So, are you going to actually help, or watch me?" Kyle asked, opening Cartman's pantry and pulling out pancake mix then opened the fridge, retrieving bacon and eggs.

I leaned against a counter. "Probably just watch. I don't think you really want me near a stove."

"Very true." He laughed and started baking the pancakes and bacon. "Are you feeling any better?"

"Don't worry about me, focus on yourself. I'm a big boy." I teased causing him to smiled slightly, but he continued to cook in silence. "What are you thinking about?"

He glanced at me for a second with a small smile. "I've just been thinking more about this immortality thing you have. Why is it, Pip was the only one that could remember our death?"

I shrugged. "I mean, I've shot myself in front of you guys. I've tried everything to get someone to remember, but I always woke up the next day and no one had any memories of my death..." I looked out the window above the sink as Kyle stared at me in horror. "To be honest, it got to the point I started just waking up and killing myself because I hoped if I did it enough I'd just be dead for good." I gave Kyle a weak smile.

"Kenny..." I put my hand up to stop him. He looked at me with vacant eyes, before looking down back at the food.

"You don't need to apologize, you have no reason to. You couldn't control this, it's my fault really for being so immature about my life." I laughed half-heartedly. "If I could do it over again, I'd spend the days in Hell, up here with you. Even if you couldn't remember my death, you'd find out my feelings for you sooner."

He refused to look up at me, he was letting her hair cover the side of his face so I couldn't see his. He was trembling as he flipped some bacon. "I'm sorry." His voice was hushed as he continued to work on everyone's food.

I walked behind him and slowly wrapped my arms around his tiny waist and laid my head against his. "You didn't do anything wrong. Just be happy you know now and we can put all that stuff behind us."

He put his utensils down and intertwined his fingers with mine. "But, now there's a chance you can permanently die."

"You don't know that for a sure thing. For all we know, the formula he used the drug this time has no effect on me. I know it's a slim chance, but there's still a chance."

"I just don't want to lose you..." Kyle mumbled softly before turning around in my arms.

"Kyle! Kenny!" Stan came rushing into the kitchen in a panic. I instantly pulled away from Kyle to avoid the awkwardness, as Kyle turned back to the stove. "You guys have to see this. Now." His face was pale and his blue eyes were wide.

"What's wrong?" Kyle asked turning off the stove and rushing over to Stan; I followed closely behind.

"It's the news, wait no. Not the news, it's Kevin. Kevin and Pip. It's all of them actually, but Kevin and Pip are the only ones talking." He managed to spit out as we walked into the living room.

Indeed, Pip and Kevin were on the TV screen along with Bradley and the asshole behind them with large guns. "Turn it up." I said walking closer to the TV.

"And I'd like to welcome anyone who has been titled an outcast, a loser, or a reject. This is our time to fight back against all of those jocks and assholes who have put us down. We, the nerds, are the true kings of this world and it's time we take our throne! We are slowly entering the age of technology, the age of the nerds, the geeks, the losers!" Kevin exclaimed on the screen.

"For those who oppose us, try to take us down, or get in our way, we will not hesitate to get rid of you. We will not allow ourselves to be beaten down once again! To the authorities, we recommend you stay out of this affair for our concerns isn't with you. It is with those who have bullied and controlled us for so long. We are taking the throne that is rightful ours, so I recommend joining us than fight against us because I can assure you, we will win. We await the new recruits..." Pip said as the TV screen changed back to the news.

The news anchor looked around, highly confused. "Um, we will be back right after these messages." He got out of his chair and quickly the show cut to some lotion commercial.

I turned and stared at the rest of the gang. Cartman was leaning back in his chair staring at the screen, his face; expressionless. Damien was leaned forward, his elbows on his knees with his fingers intertwined, covering his mouth as he stared harshly at the TV still. Stan stood behind the couch Damien sat on and he was looking around at all of us as well. Kyle was standing near the wall, he was biting his lip and was watching Damien nervously.

"Well, looks like we know their true purpose behind all of this." Cartman said, breaking the tense silence. "I'm sure this helps us somehow."

"I must go talk to my father." Damien said and he was gone with a flash.

We all exchanged glances. "You think he is worried?" Stan asked.

"Well, we found out Pip probably isn't going to mess with the demons and such, like Dreth and Ark, instead he wants to raise an actual human army. So, to answer our question from before, it's clear Pip is the strongest part of that team, for he is making it substantially hard for Damien to find the weakness that they have. It's possible though, with an increase in number, we could spot the weakness easier." Kyle started. "Though, I see his sudden worry. We might have a army of false immortals trying to take control over the world. If there's only four of them now and Satan and God have grown so weak already, having an army of just 10 to 15 would practically eradicate Satan, bringing God down also. Adding anymore and the balance would well.."

"It'd be fucked." Cartman finished the sentence for him.

Kyle nodded slightly. "Basically. The only advantage to it being nerds that Pip is trying to recruit is nerds aren't known for fighting back. Disadvantage is, Pip was label as an outcast that fatass over here bullied from the moment he came to South Park to the time he left." Cartman tried to cover his proud smile. "Since Pip is also an outcast people might find comfort and hope to his confidence so it's quite possible they will join him than not too"

"So, what are we suppose to do? I know Cartman was the only person that ever gave any 'loser' any problems here in South Park; I doubt anyone from our school will run off and join Pip. Also, nerds and geeks are smart! Why would they be willing to miss school and join some cult when they have such high dreams of becoming some scientist or whatever?" Stan commented.

"That's true. I know it's killing the jewrat to be missing school, so there's more of a chance of them not joining Pip, right?" Cartman asked while pointing toward Kyle.

"Fuck you, fatass." Kyle said clenching his fist. "There's more of a chance of the nerds revolting to be truthful because they've grown so tiresome of the everyday life style they're living in and the stress they bare to be perfect."

"That's their fault, no one wants them to be perfect." Cartman mumbled as Kyle glared at him.

"Kenny, do you think Pip has a greater chance of expanding his army?" Stan asked quickly, cutting off Kyle and Cartman from starting one of their typical arguments.

I thought for a moment, putting everything I knew so far into consideration. "Well...honestly, I have no idea. Even if Pip's army doesn't expand, he'd find another way to build up his strength, right?"

"There's a chance he'd go after Kyle." Damien said from the kitchen, he walked out eating some of Kyle's cooked food. "He really knows how to cook."

"Aw, come on. You better not have eaten it all." Cartman complained.

Kyle frowned slightly. "Don't eat that, it's probably cold."

"Why would Kyle be Pip's target?" Stan said from behind me, causing me to jump. "I get that Ky is some catalyst that is full of some power, but Pip knows him. Even if he has changed, he would never want to hurt an old friend, right?"

I bite my lip, Kyle was vulnerable already in this predicament, add that he is wanted just makes it harder to protect him. Of course, he'd fight back against Pip's power unless someone's life was being put on the line. Make that person's life Stan, I, or even Cartman and he'd crumbled to whatever was asked of him. We'd all do the same as well though. If Kyle or Stan were being held victim I'd easily fall to Pip. Then again, I am immortal, in a sense. I wouldn't mind dying for someone else, because I'd just live again the next day. I sighed and looked over at Stan who was waiting for my answer. "Beside brains, Kyle isn't too strong. Naturally, he'd be targeted for he would be deemed the weakest person in our little group, even though he isn't. Fatass is, but because Cartman wouldn't leave as much of an effect on us if he were captured. Kyle being taken and used against us would render us helpless because we wouldn't want him hurt, even if Cartman says he does; he wouldn't want Ky gone. Lastly, because Kyle is a catalyst it doesn't surprise he is being targeted for that as well for that. He can give them a lot of power if he is killed."

Stan nodded in agreement as I talked, and by the time I was finished everyone else had stopped talking about food and was focused on me. "Hey, look. Kenny has a brain." fatass commented.

"Shut up, fatass!" Kyle yelled, triggering Cartman to burst out in his aggravating laughter.

"Y'all are so fucking gay!" Kyle instantly went bright pick and looked away from him, to which Cartman just laughter harder.

"Alright, you two. Your bickering is rather amusing at times, though it becomes tiresome quickly." Damien interrupted them. "Anyway, Kenny you're right to an extent. We don't know for a sure thing Pip is interested in Kyle's power, because he let Kyle slip right away when we first had contact. Your guess was very similar to my father; he believes Pip wants to use Kyle more so to control with you guys. However, my father doesn't believe Pip wants Kyle's power, he believes he actually would target him for his brains, so the chances of Pip killing him, if he were captured, is very slime." Damien finished and I looked over towards Kyle.

He had his head down, staring at the floor and he was standing awkwardly. I could tell he was irritated , figured it was just because he was being talked about lie he weren't there, but it seemed there was something else bothering it. "Well what should I do?" He asked.

"Well, obviously stay avoid being alone at anytime when you are outside. I would recommend hiding out in Hell, but it's absolute chaos down there and you don't seem to fond of the idea." Damien chuckled ay Kyle's disgusted face. "In solution, I recommend being with one of your three friends at all times, even during school."

"Can't you just cancel school for the rest of the year?" Cartman asked bitterly.

"You should get home Kyle. Your mother is pretty pissed." Damien ignored Cartman, and just then Kyle's phone rang making him jump.

He fumbled around, trying to dig his hone out of his pocket and rushing out of the room. "Hello?" I heard him answer, before he got out of earshot.

"You guys should go finish what Kyle started, or clean it up." Damien said. "Besides you, Ken."

I groaned watching them rush toward the kitchen hungrily. "Aw, come on! I'm starving..."

"Kenny, I need you to keep a close eye on Cartman." Damien said softly as he sat on the couch, crossing over his legs.

"What do you mean?"

He sighed softly and pinched the bridge of his nose between his fingers. "Kyle and Cartman have always hit heads. They enjoy hurting each other, I fear Cartman may find this as an opportunity to hurt Kyle to an extreme amount."

I stared at him, partially puzzled. "Do you think Cartman will join Pip?"

"There's a chance he will, I would assume he wouldn't, but like I said. The relationship between Kyle and Cartman is very unstable."

I blinked a few times, bewildered to what he was saying. I knew Kyle and Cartman weren't exactly 'Super Best Friends Forever' like Kyle was with Stan, but I always figured if it came down to it, Cartman would protect Kyle. "There's no way Cartman would do that, he treasures the idea of having control to himself and hurting Ky without the help of others. Even if he did go to Pip, there's no way Pip would just let Cartman waltz into their club after how many years he tortured Pip!"

"I agree, but we can never be too cautious anymore. The seriousness of this situation is growing Kenny and we have little knowledge of things. It's possible by the time we do figure everything out, it'll be too late." I could hear the high level of concern in his voice which sent chills down my spine. "I'm just trying to take every precaution possible to prevent anymore roadblocks for us, for fucks sakes, so far Pip has been able outsmart the Lord of the Underworld!"

"Then, we need to get off our asses and do something about this." I said calmly. "Pip is just going to get farther into his plan the longer we just sit here and think, we need to take action."

"What if this is part of Pip's plan?" Kyle entered the room, practically giving me a heart attack. "It's possible we are falling into his web because he is making us believe false information trying to make us over think things so when we do figure everything out, it will be too late."

Damien nodded slowly. "How'd everything go with your mother?" I asked quickly.

"She was apoplectic, but I was able to subside her. I have to go home later tonight. "He looked at Damien suddenly. "I've been thinking, since we haven't gotten very far; why don't we talk to Valkerine? She's dealt with this kind of stuff and she was turned back to a mortal so she must have died. She'd be in Hell right? We can easily just go down there and get some of her advice."

"Uh, w-well uh "Damien was completely taken by surprised as he stuttered to explain. "We c-can't."

"Why not?" Kyle raised one of his eyebrows. "That could help us exceptionally! It's worth a shot at least."

"I have to agree with Ky. She was able to quickly spot Dreth and Ark's weakness, ,maybe she could figure out Pip's weakness, if not then she could help us even the littlest bit."

Damien bit his lip and nervously looked around. "Well...you see. She isn't exactly...'sane'"

"What do you mean?" Kyle asked before I could.

"She killed many people before dying from aids, which my father placed in her, when she was barely the age of ten. She is locked up in Hell, so she doesn't cause any havoc and doesn't go crazy..." Damien said softly.

"Locked up how?"

"She's in a dream state for her perfect fantasy. Pretty much she's in a large room under my father's office that transfers an illusion in her mind."

"Well, we can still try? It could help us a lot and prevent us from wasting time." I added, backing up Kyle. "I'll even go in, that way if she kills me, I'll be alright. " I noticed Kyle flinch slightly.

Damien looked at us nervously. "I still think this is a very very bad idea...but you're right. Don't say I didn't warn you."

"What are you warning them about?" Cartman came in followed by Stan. "I'm glad you didn't follow our stupid Kosher rules. that food was delicious!"

Kyle just rolled his eyes as I dropped my shoulders. Goddamn, I was starving. "Cartman, Stan. I need to borrow Kenny for awhile. Make sure Kyle gets home safely." Damien stood up.

"No way am I letting him go alone!" Kyle intruded.

"Ky, I'll be fine. Just get home before your mother kills you before Pip does." I patted his head gently.

"No! I don't wan-" I kissed him mid-sentenced. I didn't it half because I missed his lips and half because I need a distraction so he didn't cause too much of a scene, it worked because he was dazed when I pulled back along with the rest of the room. Damien however, was just smirking as I walked by him and almost instantly my skin felt like it was on fire.

"Why hello Kenny." Satan's voice boomed around us.

A_N: Alright, so yay the relationship is starting! Yay, we are meeting a crazy bitch next chapter! Sorry, it took so long to get this out. I've been sick and exams are coming up /.\ anywhoo I've been reading other fanfictions and in almost all the K2 stories I've read, Kyle is a pathetic girl who can't control his emotions XD I'm not really feeling that... Yes, Kenny will still be the dominant one, but Kyle will not be some pathetic chick that can't fend for himself XD