UWA Raw Week 1
(Know Your Enemy By Green Day Plays Over the Loudspeakers)
Red, Blue, Gold and Orange pyro explodes in an exciting manner for several seconds until there was one final multicolored pyro. The crowd exploded in cheers. The camera then panned to two men at the announce table who were well known for their show on Screw Attack. "Hello People, we are coming to you live from Madison Square Garden. I'm Wiz, The smart guy always ready with the sarcastic line" said one of the men. "And I'm Boomstick, Obviously the better of us two commentators, and boy, is it electric here" said the other. "Correct Boomstick, and boy, am I excited." Exclaimed Wiz
(Justice League Main Theme Plays over the Loudspeakers)
The crowd's cheers suddenly deteriorated into a loud chorus of boos as The Justice League came out. Superman, Batman, Flash, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Damian Wayne, Robin, and Talia- Al- Ghul came out as the song continued." Not these buttholes" said Wiz. "Of course it's them" exclaimed Boomstick "And they had one hell of a night last night at Wrestlemania. Batman successfully defended his Cruiserweight Championship against long time rival Spiderman, The Flash defeated Yoshi to become new No.1 Contender for the IC championship, Wonder Woman became No.1 contender for the women's championship and most importantly, Superman successfully defended his UWA Championship against Super Mario and Hope The Hedgehog." "But Boomstick" Wiz pointed out ."They practically had to cheat in order to win each match, Damian interrupted in the cruiserweight match and distracted the ref; Batman then capitalized with a low blow and picked up the victory, Green lantern hit the Lantern's Light on Yoshi before the match started and Flash easily picked up the win. Hell, it took the whole Justice League to help Superman retain the title". The crowd was chanting "You Suck" at the Justice League. Superman was given a microphone. "You all keep saying that I suck but you all are wrong and always have been" he said "And even if I suck" he looked at the title belt. "Then why am I still holding the most prestigious belt in this company?". "Your Damn laggies did your work for you!" exclaimed Wiz in anger. The crowd was chanting "You Still Suck". "You know what, I'm sick of you always saying I suck." Superman exclaimed "I've defeated every challenger who thought he could beat me. Let me give you a damn recap of the people I've defeated so far!" He started counting "Link, Wario, Shadow, Sonic, Fox, Yoshi, Waluigi, Red and now Mario and Hope." He said. " I don't care what you say because I am the Best Champion this company could eve-
( Megaman Starforce 3 dealer theme over the loudspeaker as the crowd erupts into cheers )
"How dare the boss interrupt the speech of the great Superman" Complained Boomstick. Superman snapped his head towards the stage. "Well Boomstick, He is the boss". As the lyrics played, the crowd cheered even louder as Dr. Wily, The Boss of Uwa, made it down the ramp. He was given a microphone. "How's it going Madison Square Garden!"He said " I hope you're gonna enjoy tonight's show." "Hey! What right do you have to interrupt the great Superman" shouted Batman who now had a microphone in his hand. "Um, I'm your boss!" Wily said. "You shouldn't interrupt him,he put this company on the map, gave it a big push and you should be thankful because your company is going to the top because of him" said Wonder Woman. "I could've brought anyone and give him the big push and UWA would still be where it is today" Wily said. "Lies!" Shouted Damian "He is the superior of these entire wrestlers you have on this roster and he's proved it time and time again." "If you mean wussing out in each match, then yes, he is the superior" Wily joked. "OK, I'll cut to the chase. Since we are at Madison Square Garden, I've decided that we should up our game so tonight, There will be a Fatal Four way match for the IC belt and another one for the Hardcore belt and the Justice league will also be in action. "So, we'll beat anyone you send out." Scoffed Robin. "We'll see about that. Tonight's main event is Flash, Batman, Superman and Robin; you will take on Mario, Hope, Yoshi and Spiderman ." Upon hearing those words Superman and the Justice league were complaining. " You cant do this to me, I am UWA champion!" Superman kept shouting this at Wily. " I just did" Wily said in reply
(Megaman Starforce 3 dealer theme)
"OMG! The people that got screwed by the Justice League get a shot at redemption!" exclaimed wiz.
(Digital (Did You Tell?)" by Stone Sour)
The crowd cheered loudly as Ratchet came out, ready for the first match. He had a blue cloth over his body. He crouched for a few seconds and then suddenly shot up, removing the cloth in the process which made pyro explode.
" Ladies and gentlemen, This is the opening contest of the of the night and it is scheduled for one fall, Introducing first, From Veldin, weighing 205 lbs, "The Blueprint" Ratchet!"
"Not this overrated Lombax" Groaned Boomstick. " Like him or not Boomstick but he is one of the best performers i have ever seen, 4-time Cruiserweight Champion, 3- time Intercontinental Champ and even Former UWA Champion, This guy has got a good resume." said Wiz. "Well, That gives him some points in my book" Boomstick admitted. He had a confident smirk on his face as he made it to the ring waiting for his opponent.
( Zero Theme From Marvel vs. Capcom 3)
The crowd also cheered for the competitor that came out. Zero came out with a neutral look on his face, he then did a Batista-like gun dance with pyro going off.
"And his opponent, From Abel City, Weighing 225 lbs, Representing the Maverick Hunters,Zero"
" Now here's a performer I like." Exclaimed Boomstick. "Zero also has a great reputation, 6-time Tag Team Champion with X, 4 time tag champion with Axl, a 3-time IC Champion, 3-time Cruiserweight Champion and Former UWA World Heavyweight Champion" stated Wiz.
The two men stood in adjacent corners as the bell rang, Ratchet quickly went for the big lefts and rights on Zero, backing him up in the corner. The ref started counting and Ratchet left Zero...Only to get hit from behind with an enziguri from Zero." Did you hear the sound off that enziguri?" said Wiz. Zero pinned Ratchet
" It was like a gun shot" Exclaimed Boomstick "Zero's got the pin now"
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Ratchet kicks out.
"That was close for The Blueprint" said Wiz. Zero then picked up Ratchet and threw him into the ropes, when Ratchet came back; He got hit with a ferocious Samoan Drop. "Zero's got control of The Blueprint and the match right now, Can Ratchet get a counter attack going" said Boomstick. Zero then picked him up but Ratchet started a counter attack with some big rights. He threw Zero into the ropes and landed a sickening dropkick. Ratchet quickly covered Zero. "Ratchet with the counter attack and now he's got Zero pinned" said Wiz
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Zero kicks out.
"Near Fall for Ratchet " said Wiz.
Ratchet picked him up and signaled for the Turbo Velocity. Ratchet hooked his arms but Zero threw him back causing him to be seated in the corner. Zero began choking him with his boot and stopped when the ref counted till 4. Zero went to the adjacent turnbuckle, ran, and nailed a sickening front dropkick to the jaw of Ratchet in the corner. "OMG!Zero nearly took Ratchet's head off with that brutal dropkick" said Wiz. "And I don't think Ratchet's gonna get get up from that one." Exclaimed Boomstick. Zero pinned Ratchet
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RATCHET KICKS OUT AT 2.75
"He kicked out! He kicked out!" exclaimed Wiz. "How in the world did that Lombax kick out of that !"exclaimed Boomstick as the crowd was chanting "This is Awesome". Zero looked at him and signaled for the ZDT. When Ratchet got up, Zero locked his head in a snapmare position but Ratchet got out of it and threw Zero into the ropes and when Zero came back, he got hit with a Tilt-A-Whirl Driver. "Ratchet has finally got time to regroup after that tilt a whirl" said Wiz. Ratchet got up but only to get hit by a superkick from Zero. "Or maybe not" said Boomstick. Zero picked up Ratchet, Threw him into the corner and ran at him; Ratchet moves out of the way making Zero's shoulder hit the steel post." OMG! Did you hear that!?" Exclaimed Wiz. "And this might be the opening Ratchet needs" said Boomstick. Ratchet then runs at the corner, hits a 10 punch, follows that up with a hurricanrana and then a knee stretcher. "DAMN!Where are these attacks coming from." said Wiz. "Zero might be out after that knee stretcher" he continued Ratchet pinned Zero.
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ZERO KICKS OUT AT 2.88
" HOW ARE THESE MEN TAKING THIS BEATING" asked Boomstick. " Willpower,Boomstick" Wiz said simply as Ratchet signaled for the Ratchet-Plex. "It might be over for Zero now." said Boomstick. Ratchet grabbed Zero in a back drop position but Zero Flipped out of it and landed behind Ratchet. Ratchet turned around... ONLY TO GET HIT WITH A ZDT.
Ratchet's body was in a sickening position on impact
"ZDT!ZDT! This might be it!" Exclaimed Wiz. "That Lombax can't kick out of that" said Boomstick. Zero pinned Ratchet.
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( Zero Theme From Marvel vs. Capcom 3)
"Here is Your Winner,ZEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROO"
The camera then pans to the titanron where it shows the J.L.A locker room.
" That stupid Doctor cant do this to us." complained Robin " We're the Justice League, He's supposed to respect us because we put this company on the map" Wonder Woman said. "This is a travesty. A sham. A mockery. A TRAVESHAMOCKERY." shouted Damian. "Hey guys, I have a way to help ya."said Talia. They Then huddled up and started talking about something.
"They're up to no good I tell ya Boomstick" said Wiz. "Yeah I Think they're gonna weasel their way out of the main event." said Boomstick . "Anyway it ain't good for anyone" he continued.
(Spongebob Squarepants theme song)
The crowd cheered loudly as Spongebob and Patrick came out. Spongbob threw a fist in the air while Patrick crouched down with yellow pyro going off.
" This bout is scheduled for one fall, Making their way to the ring,From Bikini Bottom,Weighing a combined 333 lbs, Spongebob and Patrick."
"These two are legends in the tag team division, they have held 12-Tag Titles and also a few singles belts representing the Bikini Bottom Alliance" stated Wiz.
" They have had a run of bad luck lately, losing the No.1 Contenders spot to Team Bear." said Boomstick. "Maybe a win here can regain their spot." said Wiz.
(Don't You Wish You Were Me By Chris Jericho)
The crowd gave a mixed reaction as Wario Ware Inc. came out . Wario bent down on one knee as Waluigi was standing then they both threw both hands in the air which made pyro go off.
" And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 499 lbs, From The Mushroom Kingdom, WarioWare Inc."
" If you thought Spongebob and Patrick were good then you will be blown away by Wario Ware Inc. 15-Time Tag Team Champs." stated Wiz.
"They have had a run of bad luck lately as well and a win might turn it around." said Boomstick.
The bell rang and Wario and Patrick circled each other and did a collar and elbow tieup in which Wario succeeded and locked in a headlock. Patrick got out of it and landed big lefts and rights to the gut of Wario. Patrick then threw Wario into the ropes and when Wario came back, he got hit with a Big Boot, "Patrick's got control of the match" said Boomstick. Patrick then picked up Wario and hit a Fallaway Slam. Patrick picked him up and threw him into the team's corner. "This is not the place where Wario wants to be" said Wiz. " No Dip Wiz." Said Boomstick. Patrick tagged in Spongebob and they whipped Wario into the ropes and hit a double flapjack on him. " Good Teamwork here from Spongebob and Patrick. They're keeping Wario isolated like a good team." said Wiz. Spongebob picked up Wario and landed a discus kick to to his gut causing him to bend over. Spongebob then rebounded off the ropes and landed a Big Boot to the side of the head. " Wario is being demolished out there" said Wiz. " Fat men cant handle this kinda beating." joked Boomstick. Spongebob picked Wario up and threw him into a corner. He then hit a Sliced Bread and threw him into they're team's corner. He tagged in Patrick and they whipped Wario into the ropes and bent down but Wario Jumped over them when he was running and hit a double bulldog. "This might be the opening that the "Flatulence Man" Needs" Said Wiz. Wario got up and landed a spinebuster on Spongebob and threw him out of the ring. Wario then nailed a Flowing DDT on Patrick and threw him into their team's corner. Wario then ran at the corner and hit a Garlic Striker and tagged in Waluigi and hit Patrick with a Partners in Crime (Snapshot) . "Partners In Crime connects! THIS IS IT" said Wiz. Waluigi pinned him
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Spongebob breaks the pin
"Spongebob saves the match" said Boomstick. "He aint lettin no Flatulence man or Pest get the win'. Spongebob then tries to hit a Sponge Driver on Waluigi but he catches it and hits a Purple Powerbomb." Purple Powerbomb connects. " said Wiz. "He aint no legend! He's a gramma!" complained Boomstick. Waluigi threw a fist in the air to a chorus of boos, not knowing Patrick was behind him. "Oh no, oh no" said Wiz at the sight. When Waluigi turned around he was kicked in the gut and set up for Star Scar. "It might be time to scar for Patrick" said Wiz. Patrick lifted Waluigi up and landed the Star Scar."Star Scar! Star Scar connects." Spongebob took down Wario and they hit Waluigi with Underwater Chaos (Demolition Decapitation). "UNDERWATER CHAOS CONNECTS! This is it!"
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Wario breaks it up.
" This time Fatman breaks up the pin and saves it." said Boomstick. Wario fires back with a Flowing DDT on Patrick and throws him to the outside. He grabs Spongebob and throws him inside the ring. Wario helps Waluigi get up and they hit Spongebob with a Partners in Crime. "Wario helps his brother and they land a brutal Partners in Crime." said Wiz. "Looks like Gramma's out of this" joked Boomstick. Patrick came in the ring and ran at Wario Ware Inc... ONLY TO GET TAKEN DOWN BY A SWEET MISCHIEF. "SWEET MISCHIEF OUT OF NOWHERE."said Wiz. "The Grammas are out for the count". Waluigi pinned Patrick.
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(Don't You Wish You Were Me By Chris Jericho)
" Here are your winners, Wario Ware Inc."
" Great performance from both teams" said Wiz.