So…first off I would like to apologize for last night's chapter, that plot bunny wouldn't let me stop. Here I was trying to stay fluffy but NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO it had to have a little bit of angst. If you guys want me to take the last chapter down I will because I totally will and I was thinking about doing that anyway so…ya but if you want me to keep it up I will. If you haven't noticed these are one shots that I'm kind of just throwing out here that have nothing to do with each other but they could if you wanted to. I'm kind of rambling so I'm going to stop and you could just start reading.
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Those no good, conniving, stupid, BATS! They had stolen Supergirl and you wouldn't even be able to tell unless you were looking and I mean really really looking. They were so sneaky and sly about it too, just little changes at first that you wouldn't even think twice about.
Robin had always loved to butcher the English language and make words like aster, traught, whelmed, and turbing, but then it wasn't only Robin using his language it was him and Supergirl. As a protégé of Batman, Robin was always prepared (kind-of like a boy scout but don't say that to their faces or no one will ever find your body when they are done with you) for any kind of danger and they had all kinds of contingences plans.
"Hello 911 what's your emergency?"
"HELP MY TOMATOS JUST GREW ARMS AND LEGS AND ARE TRYING TO ATTACK ME!"
"Oh is that all there's no need to worry because Batman probably has a contingence plan for that because he doesn't have a life and just sits up all night thinking about all kinds of ridicules things that could go wrong in the world."
Crap getting off topic! Stupid brain. Stupid Bats! Where was I at? Think Wally, think. Oh right! So Supergirl started knowing Bat lingo, which is not okay because the only people that should know Bat lingo are the Bats! Then she started training with them!
She had been training with the Bat family for about 4 months when…it happened.
-FLASHBACK-FLASHBACK-FLASHBACK-
There was a present on the bed. It sat so innocently on Supergirl's bed but there was nothing innocent about it. It was sinister Wally could tell, so why couldn't Supergirl?
Wally watched as Supergirl crossed the room and picked up a card that sat on top of the box. He watched as her face seemed to scrunch up in confusion.
"What's it say?" Wally asked. Just because the box seemed to scream doesn't mean that it was for he knew it could be…socks, or a cake. He was over reacting. Who sends something bad wrapped like a present…other than the Joker, and Trickster…
"For special occasions." Supergirl replied interrupting Wally from his thoughts as she opened the box and pulled out
A costume.
A BAT costume.
'NO! NO! NO! When it says for special occasions what it really means is give us your soul and become an honorary bat! Read between the lines people! They stole Supergirl from the Flash family. We were at War and we didn't even know it! I got to stop this! She's in so much danger and she doesn't even know it!' Wally thought.
"Hey Supergirl maybe you should return that to Robin."
"Why they gave it to me?"
"Well ya but your SUPERgirl and if you were wearing a different costume you'd need a new identity so…ya"
"I could always call myself Batgirl when I'm wearing that costume and Supergirl when I'm with the team."
"NO!"
"Why not?"
"…because Batgirl just sounds stupid."
"…Fine I'll give it back."
"THANK YOU!"
"Whatever."
-END FLASHBACK-END FLASHBACK-END FLASHBACK-
Now that Wally knew what the Bats were doing he would have to keep a closer eye on them.
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-3 YEARS LATER-3 YEARS LATER-3 YEARS LATER-
"Hey KF come meet are new teammate." Nightwing yelled.
Wally walked over to the group of gathering heroes to meet whoever Nightwing was talking about.
"KF this is Batgirl, Batgirl this is Kid Flash." Nightwing said introducing the two heroes to each other.
"…That's a great name." Wally said pretending that he couldn't feel the glare being directed at him from Supergirl.