Disclaimer: Thank you again for your support. I like the reviews that make me laugh and I've got some special charms, which should keep the evil short chapters away. If that doesn't work I'll just watch some more anime. Also I bring out something unexpected as well as my romantic side, hope you like it. See ya!
"Come on, Shinji. Just a little sip," Misato begged holding a shot glass of Russian vodka. "Give the rest to Maya if you don't like it,"
"Do I have to?" Shinji whined, holding the small glass cup as if it were something dangerous.
"Just drink it, Baka! I had two shots already and nothing's happened to me," Asuka taunted, slugging down another Johnny Walker.
"Does that include the four Johnny Walkers you've had already?" Maya asked, sipping at a glass of red wine.
"Hey, I'm a big girl I can drink if I want!" Asuka hollered suddenly passing out, slamming her head on the table.
"Guess the poor girl can't hold her liquor like she thought she could," Ritsuko smirked downing the rest of her rum and coke. "Come on, Shinji, just try the one shot then you can have some light beer or something,"
"All right fine, if it gets you and Misato off my back," Shinji scoffed swallowing the vodka in one gulp, which ended up in a coughing fit.
It was the second night of the vacation for the senior staff of Nerv in the Caribbean. After sleeping of their jet lag for most of the fist day they all met up at a seaside cafe for lunch. Once they were all finished eating Fuyutsuki suggest they wander around the island for a few hours, having a whole month to have fun. Touji and Kensuke constantly teased Shinji about sharing a condo with Maya for the night, asking if they had gotten wild in bed. Seeing as this would be going on for the duration of the vacation Shinji asked Touji had made any advancements towards Rei. Now the tables were turned as Asuka, Misato, Hikari, Ritsuko and Kensuke hounded Touji for answers.
The next day before the night in busy bar Shinji and Maya spent most of the day relaxing together. They only went to the bar after the gang barged into their condo wondering why they hadn't gone outside. The two bridge techs had offered to play in the band as two of their members had a run in with stone fish and were given free drinks thanks to the bar's manager. Fuyutsuki was nowhere to be seen and Rei was drawing more attention than she ever had as she was in the middle of the bar in a blue and white bikini and board shorts, dancing like a hula dancer. Some guys were even putting their money in her board shorts pockets. When the fast music died down Rei came back to the others, slugging down a pint of root beer.
"I've never had so much fun before in my life," Rei puffed, rubbing some ice over her neck and shoulder's. Shinji tried not to stare when she ran the ice between her breasts, so he focused his gaze on Maya.
"It's mostly because the former commander didn't want you to question his orders so he could start third impact," Ritsuko said ordering a martini. (A/N: I have no idea what a martini is made of.)
"I'm glad that monster's dead," Shinji seethed, gaining everyone's attention. "But it also means that I have no more blood relatives,"
"You may not have blood relatives, Shinji, but you do have a foster mother," Misato smiled at the boy. "I adopted you when came back when you disappeared after your battle with the fourth angel,"
"Misato," he gasped nearly dropping his light beer.
"Since the former commander gave you up I decided to become your mother so you wouldn't be alone anymore. And I have to say I'm prod to have you as my son," she explained, tears threatening to slip from her eyes.
Rising from his seat Shinji went over to embrace the woman who had cared for him when everyone else gave up on him. " Please don't cry, Misato. You're making me cry,"
"You're not the only one, Shinji," Maya sobbed through a happy smile. "Where's you camera?"
"Here," he replied handing her the small digital camera.
Everyone watched as Maya took a picture of the crying mother and son, all feeling a flood of tears coming on from the mushy display.
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"That was great," Shinji sad as he and Maya walked along the beach to their condo. The party had ended around midnight with Misato and Hikari dragging an unconscious Asuka back to the girls' accommodations.
"Which part? The whole party or the discovery of Misato being your foster mother?" Maya asked, an arm draped over his shoulder.
"Both," he said happily.
"That's good. Misato may be lazy, act like a part time stunt driver and drink too much but she's a good person for adopting you," she replied kissing his cheek.
"Maybe I should start calling her mom?" he considered with a chuckle. "I'll try saying it next time she has a hangover,"
"Make sure you tape it. I want to see her reaction," Maya demanded with a grin on her face. "Now, I wonder what I should wear to bed tonight? I have this naughty silk lingerie set that's guaranteed to give Touji and Kensuke a massive nosebleed if they saw me wearing it. Or should I sleep naked?"
"You leaving the decision up to me?" he asked disbelievingly. "Or are you just teasing me again?"
"Ok, I'm sorry, Shinji. The wine has gone to my head there a bit. But if you want me to sleep naked I will," she apologised with a hug.
"Take your dress off," he requested without hesitation. "I want to see what you're wearing underneath,"
With the same seriousness he just showed May unzipped the back of her sundress and slipped the straps off her shoulders letting it puddle at her feet. Standing with her hands at her side she smile as she let Shinji's eyes wander freely and she was pleased he didn't pass out from blood loss. How he wished he had his sketchbook with him as he gazed upon her baby blue satin bra and matching string g-string. Taking his camera out of his pocket he took a few steps back to get a perfect shot. She blushed slightly as she placed her hands behind her, smiling as she waited for Shinji to take the shot. The little red light flashed briefly letting her know her picture had been taken.
"Before we head inside I just want to tell you that, I don't care about seeing you naked or not, Maya. Other guys might be like that but all I care about seeing is you. If I had lost both eyes in that cafe explosion and become blind I'd be willing to accept that. As long as we can love each other for who we are then there's nothing else I need. I truly love you, Maya, no disability can change that as long as you're by my side. I promise to love not only your body but your spirit as well. Two parts that make my love for you whole," he recited as if he were reading for the greatest romance novel ever written. (A/N: Sometimes even I can't believe I'm writing this stuff.)
"When you say things like that, it sounds like you're reciting wedding vows," she choked, shedding tears of joy and happiness. "You might still be a teenager but you have the mind of a great man. Promise me you'll say words like this if we get married,"
"I promise you, Maya Ibuki. I will say words which will make everyone weep with happiness, even you," he whispered, taking her sobbing frame in his arms letting her cry into his shoulder.
Had anyone seen the couple hugging on the beach, they might have assumed Shinji had just proposed to Maya.
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The next day Shinji woke up with a smile on his face remembering the events of his midnight stroll on the beach with Maya. He let a light chuckle escape his lips at how easily a few romantic words could make her turn to putty.
"What's so funny?" came Maya's peaceful voice.
Cracking his cloned eye open Shinji looked up at another unfamiliar ceiling before finding his girlfriend leaning over his chest, smiling back at him. Now this was something he would definitely enjoy waking up to every morning.
"Are you going to stare at me all day or are you going to answer my question?" she demanded, leaning on her elbows giving him a perfect view of her cleavage.
"And what question was that?" he asked not paying attention to her mouth.
"What's so funny? You were chuckling before you woke up," she replied, getting up to straddle his waist.
"I'm just amazed at how lucky I am to have fallen in love with someone as beautiful as you, Maya," Shinji lied, hoping the words would win her over. Her brow creased for a moment as if she were angry.
"That is not fair, Shinji. You know I can't stay mad at you when you say things like that," she pouted, lightly slapping his naked chest. "You're starting to become annoyingly charming,"
"Lucky me," he smirked waggling his eyebrows.
Grabbing his shoulders Maya forced him to sit up and immediately assaulted his lips with her own. Shinji's arm wrapped around her back as he slipped his tongue between her lips to mingle with hers. Breaking away from her mouth Shinji's lips ran over the skin around her cheek and jawbone electing small moans from her. Slowly he kissed his way to her neck, sinking his teeth lightly into her flesh then licking where he had bitten. Maya just sat in his lap letting him do as he wished and arched her neck to expose more skin. Having her distracted Shinji's fingers roamed up her back, fiddling with her bra. Maya broke the contact when she felt his skilled fingers unclasped her bra strap.
"What's going on in that mind of yours?" she asked, sliding the straps of her shoulders, letting the cloth fall away from her breasts. "Wait, you already answered that last night on the beach. I give you my body and spirit freely, Shinji Ikari,"
"That's all I ask, Maya," he replied, his hands cupping the creamy soft skin of her breasts. "I also want to pay you back for what you did on the plane," (A/N: Someone put me out, I'm on fire here.)
Very gently he squeezed her breasts as he resumed his assault on her neck, creating a surge of heat between her legs. She whimpered softly as her nipples became hard from his gentle efforts, trying her best not to rub herself against his groin. A loud gasp fill the bedroom when his mouth latched on to her breast and laved her nipple with his tongue.
"Oh, Shinji," she moaned, circling her arms around his neck. "Don't stop,"
"Yeah, Shinji, by all means, don't stop. Kensuke hasn't passed out yet," came Misato's voice effectively stopping the couple's intimate interaction.
"Misato! What the hell are you doing in here!" Shinji shouted, almost pushing Maya off him.
"We came to see if you wanted to have some fun in the sun but I can see you're already having some," Kensuke teased, blood dripping from his nose.
"Get the hell out of our bedroom!" Shinji roared, sounding like a berserk Unit 01.
"Whoa, Shinji, calm down. We didn't mean to drop in on you two like this, Ok," Misato responded, backing up as Shinji approached them, ready to pummel them with his bare hands. "Run!"
Half an hour later Misato and Kensuke had been thrown out the door nursing a magnitude of bruises. All inflicted by Shinji himself. "And next time knock on the door instead of letting yourselves in!"
"I don't think I've even seen Misato that scared before now," Maya laughed, coming down the stairs with a bead-sheet wrapped around her body. "Wanna go for a walk along the beach?"
"Sounds good," he replied, smiling at her again. "Right after I get something to eat,"
"Ok, I'll meet you in the kitchen after I change," she said. "I got another skimpy bikini I want to wear,"
An hour later Shinji and Maya were walking along the shore line hand in hand enjoying the sun and the feel of the salt air on their skin. After Maya changed into her plain blue bikini and a purple lace sarong she fished through one of the shopping bags from their first day in the Caribbean and produced a snazzy pair of black rimmed sunglasses, which went perfectly with Shinji's scar. They met up with the others down the beach, under the shade of a gazebo discussing what they wanted to do tomorrow. Kensuke started drooling over Maya's bikini but was stopped by a glare from Shinji. What shocked the third child was how Touji had his arms wrapped around Rei's stomach, with his head resting comfortably on her pale shoulder.
"How long have you two been going out?" Shinji asked placing his sunglasses on his head.
"Shortly after I started piloting Unit 03 again. Rei came to see me in the hospital after my arm and leg were regenerated. She requested we keep it secret from everyone else until we decided to tell everyone after the commander told us about this vacation," Touji explained giving Rei's shoulder a light kiss.
"Touji was the one who suggested I try on other clothes. I am pleased to see he no longer ogles other women as still Kensuke does," Rei added, turning around in Touji's lap to give him a big French kiss that made his face disappear. "That was one of your rewards,"
"You're not the only lady's man, Shinji," Touji grinned once the colour had come back to his face.
"At least Misato didn't come barging into you bedroom this morning with Kensuke," Maya said casting an accusing glare at the purple handed major. "Shinji had to beat them up just to get them out or our condo,"
"Remind me never to get Shinji angry," Ritsuko mumbled, slurping down her passion fruit smoothie. "Something wrong, Shinji?"
"No, it's just been a whole year since I've seen you wearing a one-piece swimsuit," he replied.
"Oh yeah, that was the day you first arrived in Tokyo 3," she nodded.
"I got to see the third angel up close and personal that day. Would have been killed if Misato hadn't shown up when she did. But I can't figure out why she sent me a picture telling me to look at her boobs," he thought, grinning at the angry look Maya gave Misato.
"You did what, Misato?" Maya growled.
"Come on, Maya. This was before you even met. I was just trying to tease him," Misato cowered backing away from the seething bridge bunny.
"And even after you adopted me you continued to walk around the apartment wearing next to nothing nearly everyday," He added enjoying the way his adopted mother backed away from Maya in fear. "No to mention all the times you tried shoving your breasts in my face,"
By now even Ritsuko and Asuka had turned on Misato, having discovered why he was always nervous around women. The Operations Director wasn't afraid of the angels but here she was getting ready to run away from three women just for showing Shinji her over-ripened body more than once. After the small war had been prevented Misato was nursing a whole new set of bruises and was forced to spend the rest of the afternoon buried from the neck down in the sand. They only unburied her under the condition that she would never act like she did in the apartment while Shinji was living there. She didn't have any other choice but to agree, the tide was starting to come in.
"I am so depressed right now I think I'll just go to bed," Misato whinged, finally getting all the sand out of her brown one-piece swimsuit.
"Not so fast, Misato. We're having a barbecue dinner tonight and we need someone to play spank the major after we're done eating," Ritsuko said with a mischievously evil grin.
"Don't tell me you're still mad about the way I teased Shinji over the past year are you?" Misato cringed looking at the small wooden paddle Ritsuko was holding.
"Having you buried in the sand was satisfying enough for me. I prefer a punishment that adds humiliation and torture together. And Shinji will be taping the whole thing," then came a laugh from Ritsuko that could only be described as devilishly playful and psychotic mixed in together.
The barbecue dinner menu consisted of fire cooked fish, squid, crabs, lobster, grill onions and fries, bacon, sausages, salad and vegetables. Misato wasn't allowed near any alcohol tonight so she had to do with canned soda, although she was mad that Shinji was drinking light beer and she wasn't. Even Rei was having beer but after her fourth round she started to look quite flushed and she kept bobbing her head as if she were about to fall asleep. At one point her head collided with the table so hard she flew back off the seat and fell unconscious on the sand with her legs sticking up in the air. If she weren't quietly snoring Touji might have thought she was dead. By the time everyone was full Misato was trying to sneak away with out being noticed. However Ritsuko had managed to tie a bell around her ankle some time during dinner. Shinji sweat dropped at the look the blonde scientist gave his adopted mother.
"Did you really have to tie her up, Ritsuko?" Shinji asked, watching Misato trying to struggle free of her bindings.
"Now, Shinji, if we didn't tie her up she'd try and stop our fun. She just doesn't want to admit that this was one of her secret fantasies," Ritsuko smiled. Misato was so embarrassed right now she was blowing pink smoke from her ears. "One night when she was very drunk she told me that if she ever went to the Caribbean that she'd want to be tied up and spanked by all her friends with a wooden paddle. Shall we begin?"
One by one everyone had the time of their lives spanking Misato six times each, all except Rei of course who was still unconscious. For Kensuke it was the time of his life he almost had a seizure after his turn was over. Although he would have died from massive blood loss first.
"Ok, you've had your fun can you untie me now?" Misato complained, struggling to get off the table.
"All right, Major. I've had my fun," Ritsuko replied untying Misato's hands and feet. "Now who else wants a spanking?"
"I think you've had to much to drink, Akagi," Fuyutsuki said, sitting her down in a deck chair. "How's Rei doing, Suzuhara?"
"She just threw up on Aoba. I think I'll take her back to her room," Touji answered picking her up bridal style.
"Touji, wait. Please stay with me tonight," she whispered weakly.
"Sure thing," Touji replied carrying her away with her head on his shoulder.
"Thank you, Touji," she said as her mind slipped into unconsciousness.
Disclaimer: I've done it. I've made this chapter longer than chapters 5 and 6, not as long as chapter 3 but I did the best I could. Hopefully the cruse of the evil short chapters has gone forever. Now review or there won't be a chapter eight. Bye now!