Disclaimer: A big thank you to the people who left me suggestions. Please note this chapter may contain sexual situations between Shinji and Maya. I know there are many Evangelion fans who think Kensuke is this little four eyed military nut-case who never pays attention to the rules, so I thought of a way to get rid of him in this chapter. Enjoy chapter ten.
"Explain to me again why I'm locked up in a Caribbean jail cell?" Kensuke asked, looking through the bars at a fuming Misato and Fuyutsuki.
"Maybe because you sneaked into a casino and started playing slot machines! You're only fifteen Kensuke, you can't start gambling until your eighteen!" Misato bellowed at the camera freak, blowing spit on his glasses. "And to top that off you were using a hand held computer to cheat!
"Because of what you've been charge for we can't get you released for at least three months. I am trying to get you transferred back to Japan so you can serve out the rest of your punishment in Nerv. But I can't promise anything," Fuyutsuki added.
"You're telling me even Nerv will all its influence can't get me out of this place! I thought Nerv was practically in control of the world!" Kensuke wailed, grabbing Fuyutsuki's shirt through the bars.
"Not anymore," Misato replied. "After the JSSDF attack the UN dismantled every other Nerv branch around the world except for us. So now Nerv only has jurisdiction of the entire country of Japan and it's territorial waters. I'm sorry Kensuke, now maybe you see why you would have never been selected as an Eva pilot,"
This was the last thing Misato needed to worry about today. In an hour she was going to meet Ritsuko at a five star health spa for a day of relaxation. But now she figured a single day wasn't going to help her feel better, however the thought of spending a day alone with the blonde scientist was just enough to forget about Kensuke Aida.
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Around the same time Shinji was just starting to wake up after five hours of sleep and a three-hour make-out session with Maya in their condo spa the pervious night. (A/N: They were both in swimwear, not naked, baka hentais.) That and the eight-hour jet-skiing yesterday got Shinji more worn out than fighting the angels. He couldn't help but realise it was all thanks to his father's arrogance which brought about second impact that gave everyone the happiness they had now. But Gendo was just a insane pencil-dick genocidal psychotic over all madman bastard king who deserved all 238 bullets his body was riddled with. (A/N: Come on, I know you're all thinking the same thing about the bastard king. How I would love to kill him myself.) Right now the only thing Shinji wanted to do was spend the day with his older and amazingly beautiful girlfriend, that was assuming he got out of bed before it was too late to do anything. Cracking his eyes open he suddenly felt the urge to see Maya topless and play with her breasts. She did mention to him in the spa last night that he could put his hands anywhere he wanted on her body, even the spot between her legs he hadn't seen yet. Jumping off his train of thought Shinji noticed the sound of running water from the shower.
'I think I'll join her,' he thought climbing out of bed. (A/N: Make sure you have a box of tissues close by, in case of a nosebleed.)
Quietly opening the bathroom door Shinji spotted Maya's used underwear on the floor in front of the shower. Getting a huge grin on his face Shinji slipped out of his boxer shorts and stepping through the shower curtain behind her as she was rinsing the shampoo out of her short brown hair.
"Morning," he announced, giving her backside a playful spank.
"Eeek!" Maya shrieked, quickly covering herself with her hands as she spun around to give her uninvited visitor a piece of her mind. "Just who in the hell... Shinji?"
"Something wrong, Maya?" he asked grinning like crazy. "You didn't think I was some kind of pervert did you?"
"What are you doing sneaking up on me in the shower? You nearly gave me a heart attack," she retorted dropping her arms at her sides.
"Sorry I just felt like joining you for a morning shower and you did say I should be more assertive," he said pressing himself against her soaked body. "So how about we go scuba diving later? Or we could have lunch at a nice seaside restaurant. I was thinking of something near the harbour,"
"A seaside lunch sounds good, Shinji, just try not to be too assertive. And lets hope there won't be any explosions like last time," Maya replied, feeling something long and hard between her legs. "Why, Shinji, I do believe you are feeling aroused. Would you like an encore of what we did on the plane?"
"Why not," he answered leaning against the shower wall.
Wrapping her fingers around his length Maya slowly stroked him while placing his hand between her legs, showing him how to finger her, no reason he should experience pleasure alone. He quickly picked up the rhythm and continued on his own, rapidly plunging two fingers in and out of her vagina while sucking on an erect nipple. Shinji felt a gush of wetness against his hand that wasn't from the showerhead as Maya convulsed around his fingers, moaning his name. Removing his fingers from her sex Shinji reached behind her and gave her backside a few playful spanks. Once the tremors in her body ceased Maya's hand resumed it's stroking Shinji's length as she kissed her way down his body, paying no attention to the water cascading around them.
"Your turn," she whispered sweetly, flicking her tongue over the tip of his length.
"Oh shit," he grunted clamping his eyes shut.
With a grin she enveloped his entire length in her hot mouth, sucking and licking him with each stroke of her head while gently fingering his balls. This time she used one of the tricks she had learnt from Ritsuko, which made any guy release with in minutes. Throwing his head back Shinji's face contorted as a powerful wave of pleasure engulfed his body, releasing his load in her mouth again, which she readily swallowed.
"Holy shit!" Shinji gasped, gulping down as much air as his lungs could take. "Where'd you learn that one?"
"A good magician never reveals her secrets, Shinji. Now let's wash up before we head off to lunch," Maya suggested making a grab for the soap. "I've got this halter top and ankle length skirt I've been dying to wear ever since we got here,"
"I can't wait to see you wearing it," Shinji smiled, snatching the soap before she reached it. "You wash my back I'll wash yours,"
"You taste good by the way," she said, which earned her another playful spanking. "I wonder what Misato's doing right now?"
"Probably teasing Asuka and Hikari about some dumb shit. Stupid drunkard," he replied sourly. Somewhere in a five star health spa, a purple haired woman soaking in mud sneezed tequila all over her blonde lover's face.
Showering with Maya was just a little bit more intimate than a make-out session in the spa last night. Their hands were all over each other's bodies, rubbing soap into their skin, trying not to let their hands linger too long in certain places. Although the number of spankings Maya received made her rub her body against him, he soon came on her backside when she accidentally grabbed him. Quickly washing the soap off their bodies Shinji turned off the hot water, hoping the cold would drain all erotic thoughts from his mind and cause some major shrinkage in one particular part of his body. (A/N: Ok, I seriously think I took this way too far.) Maya had already finished drying herself off at this point and was standing in front of the bathroom mirror combing her hair.
"Shinji, do you think I should grow my hair longer?" she asked, stopping mid stroke.
"I think your hair's fine the way it is," Shinji shivered, turning off the shower all together. "Shit that was cold,"
"I think we should take separate showers until you turn eighteen," Maya suggested, getting no argument from her boyfriend.
Wrapping her towel around her body, Maya grabbed another towel to dry off her hair while ducking back into the bedroom to find some clean clothes, stumbling over her discarded underwear in the process. While digging through her suitcases Shinji watched from the bathroom as she slipped into a see-through lacy g-string.
"Are you going to stand there watching me all day or would you like to get dressed so get can go out for lunch?" Maya asked, stepping into her pale blue skirt.
"I'm only admiring true beauty, Maya," he replied looking for his own underwear.
"Oh, stop it!" Maya retorted, feigning annoyance.
Chuckling Shinji quickly changed into his Punisher T-shirt and cargo shorts, keeping his eye on Maya as she finished drying her hair and putting on a little lips gloss. Her matching halter top exposed a modest amount of cleavage and came to rest just above her belly where he could place his hands while standing behind her and her skirt had a very long slit stopping just below her hip showing off her long sexy smooth legs. Just looking at those simple things made him want to run his hands over her bare skin and hold her in his arms. Spending the rest of his life with Maya was beginning to sound better and better every minute he spent with her.
"You starring at my cleavage, Shinji?" Maya asked looking at his reflection in the mirror.
"You are just so beautiful, Maya. I can't help wonder what our future will be like in ten years. We'll probably be married with a few kids somewhere in the country or the seaside, away from Nerv and the Evangelions. A place where we can grow old together and die in each others' arms. But right now the only thing I want to think about is what's going in my stomach for lunch," he chuckled, ruffling his hair. (A/N: God help me I'm at it again.)
"Shinji, sometimes you can be annoyingly charming. And that can be a dangerous combination," Maya replied grabbing her purse.
"You don't seem to have a problem with it," he shrugged with a smirk.
"That's because I love you Shinji. I'm not suppose to have a problem with it," she retorted. "Let's get going, I want to teach you how to drive after lunch,"
"Sweet," he replied grabbing his snazzy sunglasses, following Maya down to their waiting jeep.
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"I can't believe you sneezed on me when I was about to kiss you, Misato!" Ritsuko fumed as she Misato, Asuka and Hikari exited the health spa.
"Hikari and I thought it was pretty funny. Misato's never sneezed on anyone before," Asuka added barely containing her laughter.
"I said I was sorry, Ritsu," Misato apologised for the tenth time. "I never meant to sneeze on you,"
"You shouldn't be sorry, Misato. Ritsuko looked good with tequila on her face," Asuka smirked devilishly.
"Oh that's it, you are so dead second child!" Ritsuko shouted lunging at Asuka.
"Run, Asuka, run!" Hikari cheered watching her girlfriend running away laughing from the enraged blonde. "Should we be worried?"
"Not really, oh look there's Shinji and Maya," Misato replied pointing to a jeep coming down the road. "Hey guys!"
"Hi mom!" Shinji called back, waving as they sped past the girls. "Bye mom!"
"No one's ever called me mom before," Misato sobbed dramatically, pressing Hikari's face into her E-cup breasts.
'Now I know what it was like for Shinji,' Hikari thought turning blue from lack of oxygen.
Disclaimer: And here's the end of another short chapter. You wanted Shinji and Maya again and I gave it to you. I hope you liked what I did with Kensuke, he is such a nerd and I wanted to get him out of the way, if you have a problem with that well tough noogies. One question: did I over do it with the shower scene or not? Anyway after you read a review is recommended. So I'll see you in chapter eleven.