Time of Death: Who Knows?
Chapter 3
See, the thing about Kagome's wish granting is that she loves to ruin them. Considering she is both bad and good, but at the same time neither, she likes to play it both ways. By playing it good she grants the wishes, but she plays them bad by twisting their around considering on how specific they were. Inuyasha was about to realize all that.
Inuyasha awoke in his own bed. He remembered his wish and wondered what went wrong. He got up and went to look around to see if anything changed. Nothing did. He felt a little silly and spoke to himself, "Wow, what a crazy dream. Oh well." He turned and guess who he saw.
"Not a dream." Kagome told him standing in front of him.
Inuyasha crossed his arms and stood straight. "Then where is my paparazzi, my limo, my mansion, my super hot wife?" Inuyasha used his hand to motion around.
Kagome looked around before she looked back at him and smiled, "1st of all you never wished to have any of those things, but don't worry you do have your own kind of paparazzi and with that the whole world is watching you."
"Does anyone even know me? I wished to be world famous and yet I still have the same life."
Kagome smiled wider, "Don't worry. The whole world knows you. You're the most famous man on earth. Anyways, I'm gonna go explore your little world here. So have fun!" And she disappeared.
Inuyasha wondered why the hell she was smiling so damn much. "Oh well. I'll just chill for now." He sat on his couch and watched tv. All of a sudden many police sirens were heard coming down the street. He stood up and looked through the window, right before his front door was knocked open. He jumped and turned around fast.
Coming in was his own brother that he hadn't seen in about 3 years. His name was Sesshomaru and he had black hair with dark brown eyes. He was wearing a dark blue shirt with black baggy jeans and black shoes.
"Holy shit! Sesshomaru? What the hell are you doing here?" Inuyasha asked startled.
Sesshomaru looked a little panicked and confused at his brother's reaction. "I'm here to bail you out dumbass. Come on we don't have much time!" He grabbed Inuyasha by the arm and dragged him down behind the building, where a sports car was waiting in an alley. Inuyasha was surprised at everything that was happening.
"Damn. Is this your car?" Inuyasha asked in wonder.
Sesshomaru looked at him as if he were crazy. He shoved him in the car and said, "No you moron. It's yours. God, what the hell is wrong with you today?"
Inuyasha was still dumbstruck. Sesshomaru closed his door and ran into the driver's seat. They both heard the sirens getting closer and closer. Inuyasha was a little nerved. "Damn, I wonder who they're after."
Sesshomaru was now the dumbstruck one. He ignored his question for now and sped out of the alley. As soon as he hit the street, the cops were already chasing right behind them. Inuyasha, of course, didn't know what was happening.
Sesshomaru stepped on the gas, "Damn it! We got to lose them!" He drifted left and right with cops still right behind them and then they saw a helicopter in the air with the light flashed on them.
There was a bridge they were coming in on and Sesshomaru told Inuyasha he was going to have to jump. Inuyasha looked very frightened and asked "Why in the 7 hells would I do that?"
Sesshomaru didn't answer him and just yelled as loud as possible, "Jump now!" Next thing Inuyasha knew he and his brother jumped out of the car as it kept going and they fell into the lake. They both hid under the bridge in the shadows so no one would see them.
Inuyasha peeked from the side and saw all the cops stop. They inspected 'his' care and saw it was empty. The cop that was closest cursed and turned around telling it was empty. Then someone else stepped out of the same cop car the leader got out of. Inuyasha's eyes widened as he saw who it was.
"Ok. Well it looks like he has escaped! So everyone back to their stations to investigate. You! Take this car in. Ok everyone move it!" Kagome yelled in her own uniform. She was smiling the whole time she gave this speech, she even smiled at Inuyasha real fast right before they all headed out.
Inuyasha was astonished, and confused as heck. "What is she playing at?" He whispered forgetting Sesshomaru was beside him.
Sesshomaru spoke up, "Don't know who you're talking about. Come on we got to go to our other hide out." Inuyasha didn't move. Sesshomaru turned back, "Inuyasha come on! We got to leave while we get the chance."
Inuyasha looked up, "Why?"
Sesshomaru answered panicked, "Because Inuyasha, everyone wants to get you."
Inuyasha was getting mad but was still confused, "Why? All I wanted was to be known around the world! To be famous! So what the hell happened?"
Sesshomaru widened his eyes as he answered, "Inuyasha you are famous! You're known around the whole entire world! You're the world's most wanted and dangerous criminal! Jeez, what the hell happened to you? Did you take something?"
Inuyasha went into shock. He was the most wanted criminal in the world? So, his own paparazzi were reporters and the cops? What the hell! This is not what he wished for! He ran out of the water into the middle of the bridge and yelled, "KAGOME!"
"You rang?"
He turned around at the speed of `light; Kagome was standing behind him in her normal outfit. "What the fuck did you do!"
Kagome gave a simple shrug with a complete innocent look, "I did nothing. I just granted what you asked for."
Inuyasha was pretty mad, "No. No you did not! I wished to be the most famous superstar in the world! You screwed it up!"
Kagome shook her head, "No, you said, (Her voice turned into Inuyasha's) 'I wish to be the most famous man around the world,' (Her voice back to her own) you never said anything about being a superstar."
Inuyasha was thinking hard about it, "I just wanted everyone everywhere to know who I am."
Kagome smiled, "And now they do!"
Inuyasha looked at her as if she was born yesterday, "You made me FBI's most wanted!"
"No I made you world's most wanted."
"Oh my god! This is not what I wished for!"
"Hey don't be getting mad at me. You're the one that wasn't specific! Remember!"
Kagome waved her hand and they appeared in front of the scene where Kagome first told him 'You have to be very specific on your wishes.' They then appeared back on the bridge.
Inuyasha was about to speak when Sesshomaru came, "Inuyasha. Who are you talking to?"
Inuyasha turned to him, "I'm talking to her! Who else does it look like?"
Sesshomaru looked a little concerned, "There's no one there."
Inuyasha looked at him confused, "What are you talking about. This girl is standing right next to me." He stood next to Kagome and motioned his hands to tell him she was right there. Kagome was just smiling this whole time.
To Sesshomaru, it looked like Inuyasha was waving his arms motioning nothing but air. "Inuyasha, I think we need to get you some sleep before we set out to Washington tomorrow."
Inuyasha was flabbergasted, "How do you not see her! Tell him Kagome!"
Kagome looked to him, "Actually I can't. See right now you're the only one that can see or hear me. So to him you look pretty crazy."
"What!" Inuyasha screamed to Kagome then he realized something and turned back to Sesshomaru, "Wait a minute Washington? Why would we go to Washington?"
Sesshomaru wasn't exactly used to his weird behavior yet, "To steal the presidential seal. You arranged the whole heist. Koga and his lackeys are already in Washington waiting for us."
Inuyasha scrunched up his face, "Koga? I don't even like Koga! Why the hell would I want his help!"
Sesshomaru just turned and told him, "I'll meet you at the house. Be careful and don't take anything anymore."
Inuyasha and Kagome stayed silent until he was out of sight. Then Inuyasha whirled on Kagome but she spoke first, "Wow. Your brother's really mysterious. Damn, does hotness run in your family?"
Inuyasha was a little dazed, "What the hell? You like my brother! Ugh!...Anyways fix my wish!"
Kagome remained calm unlike him, "So you want to expire your wish already?"
"I never wanted this! I've been car chased, shot at, and I had to jump in a damn lake! Get me out of here!"
Kagome rolled her eyes, "Ok, fine." Everything turned blurry and his second wish was nothing but a memory now.
They both appeared back in the middle of his living room. Kagome gave him a dead look, "Satisfied?"
Inuyasha turned into his kitchen, "Forget you! Just get the hell out of here; I'm not making any more wishes! So just go away!"
Kagome walked up to him, "Oh yeah you are! Unless you just want to die now. I mean I can deal with that."
Inuyasha turned to her, "No I really don't want you messing anything up anymore."
"That's why you have to be specific! Duh! Now suck it up and make a stupid wish already!"
Inuyasha didn't want to. "No. And I'm not going to so I suggest you get lost."
Inuyasha turned and walked into his bedroom, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw that it wasn't his bedroom. It almost looked like hell with burning rocks and flames everywhere. Then he heard his door shit and he was stuck cuz when he tried to open it the doorknob burned his hands. He turned back and sat Kagome wearing nothing but black and with huge black angel wings, the scariest part was that she was 15x her normal size.
She spoke with an angry voice, "Now you listen to me you pathetic fuck! You are going to make another wish unless you want to be burned in hell!"
Inuyasha was about to shit his pants. "Ok! Ok! I'll make a wish!"
Then the whole room turned back to normal with a normal looking Kagome standing on his bed looking at him with a death glare. "Well let's hear it." Inuyasha thought about it. "And remember Inuyasha you have to be specific." She spit his name out like venom.
Inuyasha winced but he came up with something fast. "I wish I was admired by everyone and they all complemented my hot looks. Oh and that I was incredibly popular…perhaps with my own reality show. And I don't want to be on the bad side of the law."
Kagome smiled evilly, "Done and done. Prepare for wish numero dos cliché man." She snapped her fingers and the whole place blurred as his 2nd wish begun.