Time of Death: Who Knows?
Chapter 4
All you can see right now is everything Inuyasha sees. (A/N: So you're just looking through his eyes.)
Inuyasha's eyes open slowly. He sits up to look around and sees that he awoke in a very fancy beige looking room. He gets up all the way to look around the house, not paying attention to some female products on the counter he passed by. He opens his door and checks outside his room. He walked a little down the hall and sees a giant chandelier hanging in the middle of his huge walkway in front of the front door. He runs around to check if he actually lives in a mansion. He gets excited seeing as he does.
A couple butlers and maids walk past him, either just smiling or saying a low, "Good morning." He nods back as he explores his new mansion. As he walks on the other side of the mansion he sees some chick walking around in the kitchen, she looks very familiar but can't quite put a finger on it. Oh well.
He heads back to the stairs, but a woman stops him half way and says, "Hey Sweetie, Rob called you. He wants to know if you're up to hang today?"
Inuyasha looked at her strangely, "Rob? Who's Rob?"
The lady raised an eyebrow, "Seriously, we have got to stop buying so much alcohol…Rob. You know your brother?"
Inuyasha raised his eyebrow really high, "My brother? My brother's name is Sesshomaru."
The lady looked at her oddly, "What?…Khloe can you come in here please?"
A tall girl with brown hair came in, "What's happening mom?"
The mother looked over to 'Khloe', "Your sister's acting really weird."
Inuyasha was horribly confused, "Sister! Did you just call me a girl?"
Both women in front of him turned to him with a skeptical look as if saying 'what the hell is wrong with you.' Khloe spoke up, "Kimmie Are you feeling alright. If not maybe you should go lie down for a bit."
Inuyasha's eyes widened, "What did you just call me?"
"Kimmie? I always call you that. "
"Kimberly is there something you want to talk to me about?" The mom asked.
Inuyasha looked panicked. He ran up the stairs into the room he came from. He opened the door and found it surprising that it was a little girly. He saw a full length mirror and ran to it to inspect what the two girls were talking about.
He saw himself in the mirror. He didn't like what he was witnessing. He closed his eyes tight and tried to clean his head before opening them again and seeing that nothing changed. He screamed at the top of his lungs. "KAGOME!"
The door flew open but instead of it being the angel of death, it was the lady now identified as his, or should I say her, mother. "Kim! What is it?"
"Look at me!"
"What! What's wrong?"
"What's wrong! I'm fucking Kim Kardashian! That's what's wrong! I got turned into a freaking girl with boobs and everything!"
The mom was a little worried, "I'm going to go call the doctor to come check on you." She left the room and went downstairs to retrieve their personal doctor.
During this time Inuyasha inspected himself more in the mirror with many, many, many groans and complaints.
"In here. She's acting f***ing crazy." 'Her' mom came in motioning the way for the doctor to come in. The doctor walked in to see Inuyasha. As he heard another person enter the room he turned around to see who it was and (surprise, surprise!) Kagome was dressed as the doctor. The same way she was the cop in his last wish.
Kagome gave a fake worry expression for the mother saying, "Please, I need to do this privately so I can see what is going on with her."
The mom nodded, "Go ahead." She walked out. As soon as she was out Kagome faced Inuyasha and tried really hard to hold back her laughter.
Inuyasha saw this and stormed up to her, "What the hell Kagome? Why did you turn me into a chick?"
Kagome didn't laugh but kept on a big smile, "Because you never said I couldn't. Besides, Kim Kardashian is everything you wished for. She's respected, admired by her looks, horribly rich, and has her own reality show. And she has no criminal record...for now anyways." The angry look on Inuyasha's face made Kagome burst out laughing.
Inuyasha got pissed, "Damn it! I fucking hate you!" He picked up a book sitting near him and launched it at her. Kagome caught it easily in her hand. She threw the book back and hit 'her' straight in 'her' jaw knocking 'her' to the ground.
"Don't be throwing shit at me! God and to think I actually made you Kim Kardashian instead of someone like Tila Tequila. You should be thanking me!"
Inuyasha, in Kim's body, stood up rubbing his jaw, "Thanking you? Are you fucking kidding me! I should kill you!"
Kagome had an emotionless face, "Well I'd let you but you can't. I'm one of the very few angels that can't die in any way shape or form. Unless my creators take me."
Inuyasha had a face of indifference, "What? You mean you can't die? Shouldn't you be happy about that? You sound kind of disappointed."
Kagome looked down, "I'd rather live a normal life like you instead of doing this for the rest of my life." She whispered.
Inuyasha looked a little ashamed, "Listen, can you just…turn me back?"
Kagome looked up and acted as if she didn't just have a little moment and said, "Why? Tired of being a hot girl?" She gave him a mimicking smile. (Talk about bipolar.)
"I never wanted to be a girl to begin with."
"Well, once again, Not. My. Fault. You never asked to remain a guy. Wow you are probably the most fun assignment I've ever had considering you don't use any kind of specifics in your wishes."
Inuyasha growled, "Change me back! Now!"
Kagome glared at him, "Hey! You're not the boss of me! I can kill you like this if I wanted." She crossed her arms and turned to the side.
Inuyasha was growling loud now. The mom came back in and asked, "What's going on Kim?"
Inuyasha turned and yelled at her, "GET OUT!"
Startled the mom shut the door and paced away.
Kagome turned to Inuyasha, "Gosh. You're so rude! I mean that wasn't really your mother."
Inuyasha turned on her, "Can you just get me the hell out of this body?"
Kagome laughed and said, "As you wish master!" Everything blurred as his wish ended.
They both appeared, once again, in his living room.
A/N: Sorry this chapter was so short but I am really tired! And I can't really remember what I was going to write so I'll write the rest of what was supposed to be this chapter as chapter 5 tomorrow. So Basically Chapters 4&5 should've just been this one combined, but I just can't do it right now. I'm really sorry!