Bakura sat down on the plush elegant blood red chair in front of the camera once he was sure that it was recording.
The chair look like a modern throne for the former king of thieves. The chair's wood was made from oak and varnished in an ash black color to add to its gothic look and the blood red cushion of the chair has gold embroided swirls on it. His surrounding has a different feel to it as well, it looked more depressing because of the faded bronze walls with intricate carvings. Lined up on that wall were different paintings of the most depressing events of the world. On the right side of the chair was a neon red side table, which was the only object in the scene that actually doesn't look depressing. On top of that table was a bottle of coca-cola that was half way empty.
Our favorite thief took a swig of the bottled drink before speaking in a bored tone, "Hey," he burped before continuing. "Welcome to my hating corner and here is another Stuff that I hate video. Look! I even made a pretty sign."
Bakura set the bottle back where it was sitting on the side table and took a yellow square cardboard from in between the chair and table. The said sign said "Stuff that I hate" in red-brownish ink. "That's red ink as far as you know." he wiggled the sign with a small smirk on his face mimicking a farm-boy accent. "Ain't it perty?"
"I was happy that a few of you morons loved this little segment of mine," he explained while putting the sign aside. "So I decided to make another one. Not the reaction that I wanted but hey! Who doesn't like a little attention?"
He pulled his legs up and sat crossed leg, his arms hugging his thighs and legs. "I'm going to start with the blue eyes white dragon." he started, "Hate them. All four in existence! Not because Kaiba owns them. Oh no. It's because they look like big white pe-"
The video was cut to the thief with a red hand mark on his face. "Ryou was listening in and stormed in to stop the recording before I could say the p-word." Bakura cursed his little light. "Forget about that, lets just continue."
"I hate the red eyes black dragon." he said while getting the bottle of coke again.
"I hate dragons in general." he took a sip of his drink.
The white haired teen snapped his fingers as another thing he hated pops up. "I hate squealing," he took another swig of the carbonated drink, "It hurt my ears. So, if you are a fan girl of mine-" he pointed at the camera. "-don't squeal! My fan girls don't squeal! They scream!" he leaned to the camera, eyes narrow and a smirk on his lips. "And I love screaming."
"You know what I feel about people who wear jackets over long-sleeved shirts on a bright and sunny day?" he placed the drink back on the red table before running his hand through his hair, "Here's a hint: HATRED! I mean, is it too cold for you or you're just a moron? It's either you wear a long-sleeved shirt or a sleeveless shirt under a jacket. If you wear them at the same time then you wouldn't mind me HATING YOU!" he sank back on his chair to cool down from his rant, face red from anger.
"Also," Bakura changed his sitting position. Now his back was resting on the right arm of the chair while his legs were dangling off the left. "People who either pout their lips or bites their bottom lip when dancing because they think they look sexy."
Bakura stood behind the chair and started dancing awkwardly. Every once in a while he bites his bottom lip or pouts. He sat back down and leaned towards the camera, hands linked together and his elbows resting on his lap to help him support his weight. "See? So don't do it. Why, you ask? One: because it looks like a snake crawled up your ass and two: I HATE IT!"
Suddenly, a terrified looking Tristan was sitting beside Bakura who was staring at him with a bored expression. The white haired thief took a sip of his coke, before saying in a very bored tone, "I hate you."
Bakura was once again alone on his throne. It was clear on his face that the next thing he was about to say irks him. "I hate it when you line up at a fast food restaurant and the person in front of you takes FOREVER to buy his food, you know why? BECAUSE HE CAN'T DECIDE ON WHAT TO ORDER!" he shouted the last part that it sounded like thunder was booming in the background after he finished his sentence. "Come on! If you haven't decided what to buy then get out of the line! Some of us are starving to death! What will you do if we die because of hunger, huh? NOTHING!"
Bakura then snapped his fingers, sitting back up. "I hate it when the damned Pharaoh always draws the card he needs when he was about to lose." he grabbed his drink again and drank the remainder of it. "I swear, sometimes I think the bastard is cheating every single time! It's not possible for him to have the card on his last turn and defend himself with the heart of the cards speech!"
"I hate the heart of the cards" he added as he set down the empty bottle on the table.
"I hate people who laughs like this," then he mimicked the rich baritone laugh of his life-long enemy, throwing his head back to exaggerate how annoying it was.
Tristan was once again beside him, just waiting for the albino to strangle him. But he was shocked at what his soon-to-be-murderer requested. "I want to see you dance," both of them turned to the camera, Bakura with a small smirk on his face and Tristan with a confused expression.
Just then, the video jumped to Tristan dancing to an up-beat tune. His moves where clumsy and he was biting his lip and pouts when he feels like it. Even winking at the camera once or twice.
Once again, Bakura was alone on his chair, the terrifying sight of Tristan dancing was over. The thief has a smirk on his face and his arms crossed over his chest. "I knew it," he leaned to the camera again. "And I hate it." Then he reach for the stop button of the camera.
I've finished this 2 months ago and didn't post it because I told myself that I won't update this until I update "I'm Here" which is my other fanfic that I'm currently writing.
BUT! Due to the fact that I almost lost this file, I posted it now before it's too late :( It was a clear sign that I should post it.
Tell me what you think :) Toodles!