The camera started rolling wih Yugi in front of it. He was sitting on the Bakura's chair in his hating corner and he carefully put the remote of the camera on the neon colored side table.
He faced the camera with a smile on his face and said "Welcome to Yugi's Happy Hour! Where I spread joy and happiness throughout the land of the internet-"
"GET OUT!" Bakura shouted off screen, cutting Yugi's greeting.
Terrified of the sudden outburst, Yugi screamed and scrambled away from the chair. Bakura walked in and threw himself on his "throne" not caring about the coffee mug in his hands. He slouched forward to the camera with his elbows resting on his lap and holdings the coffee mug in front of him with both hands.
"Sorry about that." he said to the camera. "The Pharaoh and his midget are over for afternoon tea which I hate."
"Speaking of hate!" he said as he leaned back in the chair, carelessly putting both his legs on the left arm of the chair, "Welcome to another installment of Stuff that I hate videos! Look! I made another pretty sign." Bakura reached out for something on the right side of the chair after he placed his mug on the side table and showed small pieces of yellow cardboard. "But then I realize that I hate signs so I destroyed it." He carelessly dropped the cardboard pieces in front of the camera to prove his point.
He took the mug from the side table and drank the coffee noisily before giving a satisfied "Ahhh" once he was done drinking the hot beverage. "Moving along!"
"Do you know how I feel about the Pharaoh's little cheer squad?" he started with a look of indifference "Hate! Alright I promised my hikari that I won't say anything about the Pharaoh and his midget or their cheer squad while I make the video because the duo are just downstairs drowning themselves wih tea but I'm gonna do it anyway" he smirked at the camera.
"Alright, back to the subject. Do you know why I hate the cheer squad? Here's a hint- " he put the mug back down on the side table and swung his legs off the arm of the chair, sitting up straight with his arm crossed. "What will you feel when you are in a middle of a duel and all you hear is 'GO YAMS!' and 'BEAT THAT CREEP' and 'YOU CAN DO IT' and the most annoying of them all 'WE ARE HERE FOR YOU!"
Bakura paused for a while, like he was waiting to hear an answer from his invisible audience. "Well, I'll tell you! You'll feel distracted!" Bakura shouted. "How can you concentrate on destroying the stupid Pharaoh when people are shouting in your ear, spouting nonsense!"
"You know what else I hate?" Bakura said as he leaned back on his chair, covering his face with his hand. "Birthday parties! I mean, why do you have to celebrate the fact that you are one year older! It only means you are one year closer to never breathing again!"
Bakura sat up and punch the air upward with his free hand saying as enthusiastically as he can, "WOOOH! HERE COMES DEATH!" then he scowled at the camera. "No, thank you!"
Before he could speak again, Yugi walked in on his knees, looking hesitant to approach the thief but he did anyway.
The said thief looked at him with annoyance and asked, "What?!"
"I left my phone on your seat," he said shyly, looking at anything but the albino.
Bakura groaned and reached out to where he was sitting to retrieve an Iphone with a purple casing. He gave the gadget to Yugi who took it concealing the phone in both his hands with a small smile. "It's warm."
"Would you just get out of here?" Bakura looked back at the camera to continue with his segment but noticed that Yugi hasn't moved to leave his room. "What are you doing?" he snapped, "Go!"
"What are you doing?" Yugi asked looking at the camera with a confused look.
"Making a video about the stuff I hate."
"Sounds depressing."
"Actually, it's quite a stress reliever," Bakura smirked. He could have fun corrupting the mini-Pharaoh's mind. He has two good reasons to do it. First is that it will piss off the Pharaoh immensely and second is that it would be entertaining for him. The thief scooted a little on his sit to give room your Yugi. "Why not sit down and try it?"
Yugi sat down beside Bakura with his head down. Bakura put his arms around Yugi's shoulder and pointed at the camera. "Just look at the camera and talk about something that you absolutely cannot stand."
"Well," Yugi started, he was not sure if he should do this but it was not every day the thief was nice. "I hate it when Yami takes too long in the shower. I mean, what are you doing in there that would take you so long? You're not a girl!" Yugi smiled, a bit satisfied.
"Felt good?" Bakura's smirk got wider.
"Yeah, it did feel good."
"See? Now bye, Yugi!"
"You know what else I hate?" Yugi ignored Bakura's hint that he should go. "When Marik plays bloodlines!"
"I agree." Bakura crossed his arms, looking at Yugi with a smile. Maybe the midget isn't what they think he is.
"I mean, do you have to shout at the computer screen or sing while playing?" Yugi ranted, "Play like a normal person! And people who drink like this," Yugi made a gesture of drinking in a mug noisily and giving a satisfied "Aaah!" just like how Bakura drank his coffee in the beginning of the video. "Ugh! Annoying and very distracting!"
Bakura looked shocked and offended by what Yugi said and defended, "Maybe they can't help it because that's just how they drink."
"Oh thanks for reminding me Bakura!" Yugi turned to Bakura, his face still holding that annoyed look. "I hate it when people whine like that," Yugi pretended to rub his eyes and crying like a baby. "Waah. I can't help it! That's just the way I drink!"
Yugi smiled again and looked at Bakura who was frozen in his place, eyes wide and mouth gaping. "Wow! You're right that was fun."
"YUGI!" Yami's voice was faintly heard from the video. "Time to go home!"
"Bye," he waved farewell at the camera and hurriedly ran out of Bakura's room.
The white haired thief was just staring at where Yugi had left. He was still in shock of what just happen before he remembered that the camera was still rolling and he turned his attention to the device. "Oh, laugh it off!" he snapped and took the remote of the camera and turned it off.
Authors Note: This is fun to right :) I hope you guys get a kick out of this one as much I have while writing it :) Hahahahaha! Yugi was a really fun character to portray here because Bakura never saw that coming! Well, See ya next chapter :*