Hello loyal peons, anyway sorry if it seemed if Naruto had a sailor's tongue in the last chapter but he was piss about everything he was finding out. So I can say that the chapters will get longer okay I'm just trying to group the events together appropriately. Now on to the story.
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto then I would put out a shitload of more Hentai out there… JK or am I?
Chapter 2:
"Well that's another down." said naruto while he checked off another item on his list. It looked like this:
1) find out: why everyone hated him, who his parents were, and anything else that he would be interested in.
2) find out as much as possible about the elemental nations and surrounding countries.
3) find out as much about ninja as possible before leaving
4) acquire as much money as possible
5) gather as much supplies as possible
6) leave
He overviewed the large map of the elemental nations that had arrows and dots all over it that showed villages with notes that told the different international relations.
" If only I could do that shadow clone jutsu then this would go a lot fast but I have no ninja training at all, well number 3 is going to help change that."
He was trying to think this out. He could go to the shinobi library, but they wouldn't let him in. He could henge, but he need to learn about chakra. And so the impossible flux was set.'Thats it! I need to think outside of what is givin, that is downfall of most strategist they don't think outside of situation. Now where else can I learn about chakra…
The academy but I don't want to become a ninja of this village…
Wait… you don't need to become a ninja to borrow books about the ninja way and chakra.'
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Academy
Naruto was Not a ninja but he could sneak around them, it was a skill that came from he manage to get into the academy undetected and manged to find where all the lesson plans where.
'Now let's see there are so many choices History of Konoha nah I could use the normal library for that oh here we go!' thought the pint size bandet as picked up a book labeled Everything you need to know about being Shinobi. He took a glance at the table of contents and was satisfied.
No one saw the flash of yellow fade into the night.
xXx
Namikaze Compound
When he looked over the contents of the book he had to admit that he hit the went like this:
Chapter 1: The basics of the ninja way
Chapter 2: The basics of chakra
Chapter 3: The basics of chakra control
Chapter 4: The basics of hand signs/seals
Chapter 5: The basics of ninjutsu
Chapter 6: The basics of taijutsu
Chapter 7: The basics of genjutsu
Chapter 8: Rising through the ranks
"Well time to get started, but there is one thing missing, a key component to properly function in any situation…
Raman!"
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The Next Day At The academy
"Alright class today were are going to start learning about how to become a ninja!"
A roar of approval from the class came out because the were bored half to death from all the history BS.
" About damn time because I am going to Become the best damn shinobi you ever saw!" said a random academy student whose name is not worth mentioning because he would fail every test and have his dreams shattered and would become a traveling clown.
" Now where did I put the darn book?"
After 5 minutes of fruitless searching the chunin simply shrugged and said, "Well class looks like like we have to learn more history and I have to order another book. It will probably arrive in 6 te 9 days."
" 69 days aw come on!" said the class in union.
"No 6 to 9 days, anyway unless a thief comes forward we will keep on studying history till the kay." said the chunin.
"DAMN YOU UNKNOWN THIEF!" said the future clown.
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Namikaze Compound
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHCHEW!" sneezed the secret blond criminal. "Hehehe it seems as if my evil reputation has just started up how do you do it naruto? BWAHAHAHAHA!" laught the evil blond genius.
Author's notes:
I have got big plans to where I want this to go and I have better organized them. anyway naruto is not OP... yet. He is just clever and sneaky. I slowed this down at the beginning to show how he started his stuff but the speed will pick up later and it will get to it. For now he is not as dark as he will be because he is trying to suppress that memory of that night but eventually he will accept it but will be fill with angry that was in the first chapter. Anyway read Read READ! so i can feed off of it ( insert evil laughter here).