Dear Moody,
I have no idea how to do my Transfiguration essay! Who should I ask for help?
From,
Transfiguration Clueless
Transfiguration Clueless,
CONSTANT VIGILANCE! Make sure you aren't asking a Death Eater, or worse, VOLDEMORT, for help!
(VOLDEMORT WAS TERRIBLE AT TRANSFIGURATION ANYWAY! I HAD TO TUTOR HIM! UGH!)
Dear Moody,
I like a girl! How do I confess my true feelings to her?
From,
Lovestruck
Lovestruck,
CONSTANT VIGILANCE! Make sure the girl you like isn't a Death Eater, or worse, VOLDEMORT! (I think he's male anyway!)
(IF YOU LIKE VOLDEMORT, MOANING MYRTLE IS IN LOVE WITH HIM ANYWAY, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME!)
Dear Moody,
I like cookies.
From,
Cookie
Cookie,
CONSTANT VIGILANCE! Make sure that a Death Eater, or worse, VOLDEMORT, didn't try to poison your cookies!
(YOU CANNIBAL!)
Dear Moody,
I'm in love with someone, but he won't listen to me! What do I do?!
From,
Frustrated
Frustrated,
CONSTANT VIGILANCE! If he won't listen to you, he's PROBABLY A DEATH EATER OR VOLDEMORT IN DISGUISE!
(REPORT HIM TO DUMBLEDORE RIGHT AWAY!)
Dear Moody,
I'M IN LOVE WITH REMUS LUPIN YOU IDIOT! HE'S NOT A DEATH EATER OR VOLDEMORT!
From,
FRUSTRATED AT MOODY
FRUSTRATED AT MOODY,
CONSTANT VIGILANCE! You NEVER KNOW! MAKE SURE THAT LUPIN ISN'T A DEATH EATER OR VOLDEMORT!
(I REPEAT: YOU NEVER KNOW!)
Dear Moody,
ARGH!
From,
Frustrated at Moody!
Frustrated at Moody!,
CONSTANT VIGILANCE! WHAT IF YOU SPILL A SECRET TO A DEATH EATER OR VOLDEMORT, YOU FOOL!
(I REPEAT: CONSTANT VIGILANCE!)
Dear Dumbledore,
Get rid of Moody!
From,
THE WHOLE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX!
THE WHOLE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX!,
CONSTANT VIGILANCE! DUMBLEDORE! BE CAREFUL! THEY MAY BE DEATH EATERS/VOLDEMORT IN DISGUISE!
(If you really are the Order, shame on you!)
The whole Order, the Weasleys, Hermione, and Harry gathered at the same room as last week, a lot of them muttering unhappily about a,"paranoid fool."
Dumbledore beamed at them. "I hope you have all bonded closer since last week!"
Tonks snorted. Moody glared at her suspiciously.
Dumbledore rummaged in the box. "Let's see, next week's advisor will be... Minerva McGonagall!"