Chapter 3:
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Namikaze Compound Resistance HQ ( basement )
"SHADOW CLONE JUTSU !" The basement was filled with blond boys wearing black.
"Yes I did it! Now I can proceed as planned." It had taken the blond a week to read the whole book but nearly a month to start two comprehend everything in depth.
He now understood the how to mold and use chakra to do jutsus, lucky the ninjutsu category had three ones that made it easy, unfortunately he could not do a clone for crap he had tried before when a genin had used that jutsu against him.
At the time he thought that he could not do end of story. Then this book help his realize that There was no chakra put into it. Unfortunately he still could not do it.
Then he reread a apret about low chakra jutsus being difficult for people with bad chakra control. This came from having too large reserves. So he need a more advance clone jutsu thats where the shadow clone jutsu came in. Thank you mom for bring that jutsu with you.
The more he read the scroll the better it sounder. The properties of it were amazing: the clones were self aware and able to think for themselves in a pinch, you get their memories when they dispel, they listen to you ( depends on your mind set at time ), You get there left over chakra, they can use jutsus, they don't require any starting materials, and the final property was both a weakness and strength the muscle memory.
When they dispel you get their muscle memory. While this helps with practicing forms and reflex training you also get their exhaustion.
They would help him with his control but for now he would use them for their original purpose, spying.
He then sent them out to spy on anyone wareing a jonin outfit. They were to study them, get to know their personalities, the ways they acted, their likes, their dislikes. Then he would go around impersonating them.
"Alright troops! Line up" This was followed by a chorus of 'Yes sirs!'. There was about a total of 100 clones.
"Alright now Split into two groups, one of 30 and one of 70. The group of 30 will subdivide into groups of 3, each one of these groups once locating a target will have one member dispel. The remaining 2 will split up. 1 will continue to spy while the other 1 will leave to find out as much as possible about their target. Your team's number will be given to you, after as much recone as possible is gathered then you will dispel. All teams will have a counterpart here making a file from the gathered data. The other 60 will be on stand by. Is that clear!"
"Cristel Sir!" rang out the clones.
"Very well then Dismissed!" with that 30 clones left 10 started getting their paperwork ready and 60 just started walking around.
" Hey boss what are we going to do in the mean time." asked a random clone on stand by.
" Good question! What you guys are going to be doing is…" they leaned in at this "... cleaning the whole manor!" they all fell at this. "What I am going to do is eat raman!"
" WHAT COME ON!" said the clones in union. The Naruto Gave them the 'talk shit and I will dispel you' look.
The clones were silenced at that but still grumbling about tyrannical bosses holding out on them and freedoms of the peoples and oppressions.
Naruto sighed he was going to have to-
His thoughts were cut short as a clone dispelled bring horrible memories back.
xXx
5 Minutes Ago With Clone Team Two
They had just seen a green flash with a jonin jacket. To decide who would dispel they had a game paper, rock, scissors. Two clones pulled rock and the 3rd put out scissors and dispelled. the other two split up as planned unfortunately for the one that stayed he was the one who was the biggest loser.
As he Looked out at what he saw the said " It can't be human but it is jonin."
"YOSH! MY FLAMES OF YOUTH BURN BRIGHTLY THIS FINE MORNING!" said the jonin. He had the biggest eye brows that 'Naruto' had ever seen! those things HAD to be caterpillars. 1 of them wiggled a little bit. Maybe they were caterpillars? But the horrer of it all was the spandex. That green abomination was clinging to the man, no the thing/jonin so tightly that you could see his ass in plain view.
The clone could only gag and try to throw up. As the clone's hands went to scratch his eyes out he remembered that he had a mission. 'Must resist... the urge... to… self… destruct!' He finally managed to get himself under control.
"YOSH! I AM SORRY REPLICA OF MY ETERNAL HIP RIVAL BUT I MUST DESTROY YOU SO MY FLAMES OF YOUTH WILL BURN BRIGHTER! BUT FOR NOW LET US ENJOY OUR YOOUUUUUUTH TOGETHER!" screamed youthfully by the jonin.
He then proceeded to hug the training dummy that had a face mask on with the background of a beach with a sunset with waves crashing onto the rocks.
"KAI!" nothing happened.
"KAI!" nothing happened.
"KAI!" nothing happened.
"KAI! KAI! KAI! KAI! KAI! KAI! kAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" screamed the clone.
"SCREW IT!" he then ripped out his eyes dispelling himself.
xXx
Present Namikaze Compound
The clones were freaking out from the memories they just got. Some were running around, others were sucking their thumb, one was hanging from the rafters, some were curled up like infants.
" ENOUGH!" yelled the original.
The all started calming down. " Okay everyone take a breather then get back to your assignments." They did so but they were a little shaky.
xXx
With Clone Team 7
" Damn that lady is HOT! To bad she isn't a jonin I wouldn't mind spying on her."said a clone who just saw a woman wearing nothing but a revealing mesh shirt that showed a lot but had a trench coat that covered her tits but just barely in a mini skirt that showed her well toned legs off coming out from a dango shop.
"Why did we have to get the perverted one of the bunch? Anyway just keep dreaming because there is no way she is is a jonin in such trampy clothing, she is just probably a common street ho now let's keep searching." said clone number two.
Unfortunately for him the lady heard him. She appeared behind him, " Common street Ho huh? For your information I am a jonin but if I were a street ho I wouldn't be a common one I would be The street ho!" said the now recognized jonin.
" Sorry miss!" said henged clone number 2 of the group. " That's Anko To you. Now I wonder how you taste?" the clone blushed at that. " Not like that pervert!" She then cut him only for wim to go poof.
"Now that makes the hunt more interesting." she then turned around and looked at the 2 remaining clones and lickd her lips with… hunger? … in her eyes. They poofed out of existence from pure fear.
"I wonder who's been playing with clones now?" said the snake mistress.
xXx
Namikaze Compound
" God are ALL of Konoha's jonin crazy?!"
xXx
Time Skip 5 Hours Later
"Report!"
" We have gathered information about several Konoha Jounin as requested! They Included one Guy Mito, one Anko, one Kakashi Hatake, one Gemma, one Asuma Sarutobi, and one unknown Albino. We have also finish cleaning in the eastern wing of the manor."
" I sent out 10 teams but you only bring me back ninfo on 6 jonin, what happened? Also way are some of these more in depth than others. One Last Thing There were 60 of you why did you only cover 1 wing."
"Well you see umm, well we meet more resistance on some cases than other and some jonin were very secretive. As to why we only covered one wing thats because the kitchen took sooooooo long." the clone said with a sly foxy grin.
" Okay, next time we will get more ninfo!" he said as he dispelled them. as he received the memories of the 60 he saw what the bastards ment.
He ran to the kitchen and looked through as the cabinets each one way empty.
Next one Empty.
Next one Empty.
Next one EMPTY.
THEY ALL ARE EMPTY!
"DAMN YOU STOMACH!"
Author's notes:
Well about the disclaimer well, umm… it's best put in the words of a famous man
Start Quote: " I lied" - Arnold Achwarzenegger END quote
Longest chapter so far. the next chapter will be a time skip of 6 months. In that time Naruto has grow a lot in his chakra control, his ninfo, and the amount of jutsu he is throwing around. what will happen? well you will just have to read to find out so till then my peons read i can gain enough power to finally defeat Bill Gates! BWHAHAHA!