A/N: Realized *GASP* I didn't put in a disclaimer. Nooo!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, or the wizarding world.
Also: There is one question/answer every line break. Technically.
I don't like Transfiguration.
From,
TransfigurationHater
TransfigurationHater,
*Gasp* How dare you! A thousand points from Slytherin!
Dear Professor McGonagall,
Why Slytherin?
From,
TransfigurationHater
TransfigurationHater,
Reasons why I punished Slytherin:
1. Gryffindor is my House! I want to see them win and rub it in Snape's face!
2. Ravenclaws are total nerds. They don't "don't like" any subject.
3. Hufflepuffs are too cowardly/kind to say that to me, the Transfiguration master.
4. Flitwick/Sprout would kill me if I took a thousand points from their House.
5. Snape would try, too, but he failed Transfiguration.
6. Snape is a coward too, anyway.
Dear Minerva,
I love you!
From,
CatLover
CatLover,
I am not interested in dating anyone. Another thousand points from Slytherin.
Dear McGonagall,
Why is your Animagus form a cat?
From,
Curious
Curious,
Because cats symbolize amazingness, awesomeness, calmness, and pretty much-everything-good-ness. Duh.
Dear Professor,
Dogs rule. Duh.
From,
SeriousSirius
SeriousSirius,
You are so lucky you aren't a student, young man. Dogs are gross and clumsy. Cats are stunning and agile.
Dear Professor,
No way.
From,
SeriousSirius
SeriousSirius,
Yes way.
Dear Professor,
No way!
From,
SeriousSirius
SeriousSirius,
YES WAY!
Dear Harry,
Help me out here, godson!
From,
SeriousSirius
SeriousSirius,
Ok.
From,
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord
Dear BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord,
If you help Black, I will personally make sure you fail your Transfiguration O.W.L.
From,
WiseCat
WiseCat and SeriousSirius,
I'M SO SORRY SIRIUS! BUT MY O.W.L.s ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!
To WiseCat,
Aren't you supposed to be answering the questions?
Dear BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord,
NOOOOO!
From,
SeriousSirius
SeriousSirius,
I AM SO SORRY!
From,
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord
Dear(NOT) BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord,
Just as annoying as his father.
From,
SerpentSnape
SerpentSnape,
Shut up.
From,
SeriousSirius
Dear ALL OF YOU!,
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ADVISOR, NOT YOU IMBECILES!
From,
WiseCat
WiseCat,
Ok- I mean, no comment. Your week's over by the way.
From,
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord
Dear BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord,
...
From,
WiseCat
WiseCat,
What a waste of parchment.
From,
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord
Everyone gathered around in 'The Room of Doom', as they had poetically dubbed it.
"The next advisor is.."
"Remus Lupin."