Dear Lupin,
I can't figure out how to write this essay I got on werewolves! Help!
From,
TransfigurationHater
TransfigurationHater,
That's not a question. NEXT!
Dear Moony,
I can't find my boxers; I think Kreacher took them! Help!
From,
SeriousSirius
SeriousSirius,
Why do I get all the disturbing questions? That's not a question, NEXT!
Dear Moony,
Fine. I can't find my boxers; I think Kreacher took them? Help?
From,
SeriousSirius
SeriousSirius,
First Question: Probably.
Second Question: I will not help you.
Dear Remus,
I hate you.
From,
Frustrated
Frustrated,
Not a question. NEXT!
Dear Remus,
WHY?
From,
Frustrated
Frustrated,
Why don't you fall in love with... Sirius or something. Jeez, I'm like ten years older than you!
Dear Remus,
Sirius is ugly.
From,
Frustrated
Frustrated,
I agree. And to think that 90% of the female population were mooning after him.
Dear NYMPHADORA,
I am not ugly, YOU are.
From,
SeriousSirius
SeriousSirius,
DON'T CALL ME NYMPHADORA! I am not ugly, you are.
From,
Frustrated
Dear Order of the Phoenix,
HELP NYMPHADORA TONKS HAS KIDNAPPED ME! AHHH! I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I AM!
From,
Moony
Moony,
FAIL. I am discarding this right away.
From,
Frustrated
Dear Order of the Phoenix,
Please STOP blogging all the time and concentrate on your work.
From,
AlbusDumbledore
AlbusDumbledore,
Who needs homework when you can BLOG! Yay!
From,
TransfigurationHater, BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord, Unwilling Helen, CatLover, SeriousSirius (EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE HOMEWORK!), Frustrated (SAME AS SIRIUS)
Dear Order of the Phoenix,
I will give ten galleons to anyone who captures Remus Lupin and gives him to me!
From,
Frustrated
Frustrated,
You'll never find me!
From,
Moony
Frustrated,
I got him! You owe me!
From,
TransfigurationHater
Everyone warily sat or stood in the Room of Doom.
Dumbledore smiled evilly in everyone's opinion.
"The next advisor will be..."
"Severus Snape."
Everyone who were still at Hogwarts and Snape gaped at him in disbelief.
"NOOOO!"