Chapter 4:
I am happy to say that our forces have grown my dear peons we have reached over a 100 views! What does this mean? well it means you get a promotion from peons to henchmen, yay! Also I will be putting more effort into this because when I started this i wasn't expecting many people to look at this, who am i kidding we're going for world domination here so EVERYONE will read this BWHAHAHA! the states say this is mostly popular in the U.S.A with a few views in the U.K, as is suspected being in english but soon my henchmen we will have the whole world BWHAHAHA! ( cough cough )... so enjoy also review because there is decision at the end of this that i am leaving to you guys kay?
Naruto always made clones when he need to think things through. He would have each one of them think from one angle or view, looking at every aspect. Then he would have their gained knowledge put together and would make the best decision. But no matter how many clones he made this last thing was stopping him big time.
" So you telling me after 6 months of data gathering a training that we have a least 1 inch thick files on people that matter, donzo's secrets, and so info on a group that has a death wish, and a spy network of informants we STILL can find out if it's Maito Gai, Gai Maito, Might Guy, or Guy Might?!"
" well his last name/first name is the problem. if it was Might or Maito we would cut the possibilities in half."
" But we don't know which is which, but the pairing are Maito with Gui and Guy with Might."
" Well the order of it would also cut it in half, So is it the m first or the g?"
" God damn it why can't we just ask him?!"
" Because we have never met him so he would get suspicious!"
"So why don't we befriend him?"
" No way he would try to get us in spandex!"
" ENOUGH! There is an ANBU coming so just file him under all of them and put lost in translation."
The file's label look like this: Matio/Might Gui/Guy \\ Guy/Gui Might/Matio ( Order/Spelling lost in translation )
" Thats a lost of slash marks." said the clone who was fileing it away under Leaf Ninja: A rank when an ANBU 'poofed' into the room.
" Naruto-san the hokage requests you." said the dog masked ANBU.
"Thanks, tell he I will be there in 10 Kakashi kay?" said the blond.
" Do not use my real name when I am on duty." said the now named kakashi.
"Whatever?" The ANBU then 'poofed' away. soon followed by Naruto who disappeared in a whirlpool.
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Hokage Tower
The ANBU 'poofed' in front of the hokage's desk.
"Naruto-san will be here in 10 minutes"
" Good good." at that moment Naruto walked through the door.
"Naruto, I know you despise me for what happened that night and all the other stuff that happend to you but can you hear me out?"
"ANBU-san when I said 10 I ment 10 seconds. But I will tell you this body flicker is not a jounin level jutsu for nothing I'm winded." said naruto completely ignoring the old man." Now what do you want hokage-san."
The 3rd frowned at this, "Well Naruto I was just wondering if you would like to join the academy so you can become a ninja, you will get money from your missions." tempted the old man.
"Bitch can you see I'm rich", said naruto in a ghetto voice while swiveling his head. "speaking of money, Where my money at ho?"
"Naruto why are you talking that way, also what money?"
"Well when it comes to money I start to get ghetto about it, and also I know at the namikaze had their cash stored plus my father's and mother's accounts had to have some things in it making it my inheritance."
The 3rd sighed, it seemed like every time he tried to get something out of naruto he walked away with less than what he had. Just then a young boy with brown hair and an overly long scarf ran in.
" I will defeat you and become the hokage old man!" the boy said then charged paper kunai in hand. He child next tripped on his scarf and fell face first on the floor. He jumped back up and pointed an accusing finger at naruto.
"You tripped me! Bow down and say you're sorry peasant for I am the hokage's grandson!"
Naruto then backhanded the little fucker who dare insult him, " Bitch does it look like I give damn? I don't give a shit if you're the hokage himself! Just ask your grandpa."
Konohamaru just looked up at him as if he was an alien. No one disrespected him. They all just called him honorable grandson and did what he said, but this guy just went and backhanded him and straight up said he didn't give a damn. finally some one treated him like a person.
" Who are you?"
" Me? I'm Uzumaki Naruto. Now hokage when can I expect my money?
" I will have the money transferred into your account by tomorrow." he was looking at Konohamaru. It seemed his grandson was learning the truth about life, maybe he did walk away from this disucation empty handed.
" Hey boss can you teach me to be cool like you so I can become strong like you?"
"Don't you have a teacher to do that?"
"Yeah but he is nothing but a closet pervert."
At this naruto sensed to screw some one's life up, he was going to take the chance to do that. After all being evil didn't mean that he couldn't enjoy being a total dick.
" Alright then meet me at the hokage monument tomorrow. At 6 p.m."
" Right boss!"
" If thats all I'll take my leave." said naruto as he disappeared in a whirlpool.
"Wow Cool." said scarf wearing kid.
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Namikaze Compound
Naruto appeared in a whirlpool. " Well That solves problem number 4. I am so close to my objectives. Just a few more steps and I will be out of here!"
Then naruto went down to the second sub-level where his father was testing stuff, there he had found the rasengan. Well more like the finalized notes of how to do it. Now he was looking at his father's final masterpiece, an organic plant being in its pre- self aware form. Or in other words a black and white bean.
There were two boxes/drawers with glass tops one had the label of 'Mark 1' with a tag under that that said Zetsu. It was empty. The other had 'Mark 2' on it. The tag underneath was blank. there was a leather bound book in between them. He read his father's journal and This is what it said:
… and so my experiments with plants lead to the creation of my very own new being, half plant half man yet not quit either. I have ventured into god's realm of new life, maybe I should do the same with my seals?
...I have planted it and it seems that it grows with soil and blood due to the base plant being a fly trap.
...a pint evenly distributed over a period of 30 days was all it took to make it full grow into the man-plant it is today.
...it became self aware. He's name is Zetsu. due to plants' ability to reproduce asexual he came make clones, with his adaptability he can become anyone he touches. The only exceptions being people with a blood limit.
...I am trying to improve these abilities
...I've done it! Mark 2 of this project has the same abilities as the first but improve! The black side can now make clones that are made from the DNA of a person, the clones growth can be controlled. The other ability has overcome the the blood limit problem and better yet they can take the memories of the person1 The white side's clones gained this ability. I also made it so that the person's blood that was used will be it's master, its loyalty will be 100%. Now all that's left is to plant it.
...I am abandoning this project in favor of the demon soul consumption seal project, if the reports about the 9-tails are right we're going to need it more.
After that the entries stopped. " One pint for 30 days for all that so worth it! Father you bastard, but you were also a genius. Now time to set it up."
He made 5 clones. 1 went and got some soil, 1 went to get a pot, 1 went to find a spot, 1 set up a drop, and the final one went to get a chair. the one with soil met up with one with a pot and went to the one that found a spot for the plant to grow. The other two set up the place to get a pint.
"Okay lets do this!" he said as his clone stabbed him with the nettel. "I can be more gentle with me!" said naruto to his clone. " Okay that's a pint!"
He then set up a drop for the plant. The pint would be in a blood bag with cold seal set for refrigerator temperatures. The tube went to plant but had a stopper. The stopper had a seal on it that made it disappear for 8 seconds every 24 hours.
Today had been a long day and he was tired especially after losing that much blood so like any evil genius he need to catch some 'Z's so the old evil plan making machine would still work.
" Goodnight me." naruto said sleepily to his clone as he tucked himself in for bed.
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The Next Morning 7:30 a.m
Naruto was just barely waking up. He usually woke up at 5:00 a.m, after the early villain catches the opportunity.
" Wow I guess that blood loss really takes it out of you."
He quickly got dressed in his dark clothing. He then started his morning ritual, with shadow clones doing all of it while he headed out to the bank.
On his way to the bank he received cold glares and sneers, nothing but the usual. When he made it to the bank he walk in and went to the counter and said, " I would like to make a withdraw."
"Sure thing can I get you account name and proof of identity?"said the lady behind the desk without looking up.
"Uzumaki Naruto and here is my I.D." she froze at this and looked at him with cold eyes
" You don't have any money in your account go away."
"Actually I received a large sum of money recently via money transfer."
" Fine then." she said with huff and snached his I.D. "How much will you be with drawing?"
" All of it"
"That will give you a total of-" she stop suddenly from shock.
"How much now?" he asked slightly irritated.
"12.1 billion Ryo…" she said still in shock.
"(whistle) thats a lot now… SHOW ME THE MONEY!"
"But thats 58% of the bank's money!"
"So?
"I Just can't give you all of the bank's money!"
"It's my money and I want it now" quoted naruto.
After a lot of debating in the end naruto, as all evil genius do, used his silver tongue to convince her to hand over the cash.
He had to use 13 storage scrolls to be able to carry home all of the money.
Finally after safely hiding them he looked at the clock, it almost time to meet the kid from yesterday.
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Hokage Monument
Where was he? It was almost 6. That Naruto guy said that he would be here!
Just then Naruto appeared in a whirlpool. "Yo" Naruto said like a certain Dog ANBU.
" You're here! Now you can make me super strong!"
"Yes yes, now before we get started I have an important question for you Konohamaru." he said while taking the lotus position.
"What is it boss?"
"Why do you want to become strong?"
"So I came become the Hokage!" naruto smiled on the inside. he saw himself in Konohamaru before that night. He didn't show it on the outside he was still keeping neutral look on the outside.
"And why do you want to become Hokage?" Konohamaru took a moment to think. Why did he want to become Hokage, then he remembered what his grandfather had told him about what the Hokage does for his people.
"I want to become Hokage so I can protect my precious people and the will of fire!" same dream different reasons
"Ahh the will of fire! that has been lacking around here lately we will need a strong Hokage to bring it back now won't we? Let me tell you now though, there is no short cut to becoming Hokage. It will take lots of work, I once had the same dream but not anymore so you will have to accomplish it for the both of us."
"Yessssssss! I will boss!"
"Now who is you jounin teacher?"
"An elite named Ebisu."
"Ebisu, Ebisu.. Ahh Ebisu! a closet pervert I'm going to have to put that down. Now do you know about chakra?..."
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5 Hours of Training Later
As Ebisu was looking for his student that cute lady that ran the grocery store on 5th popped up… naked. He almost had a nosebleed right there, but years of hiding his pervertedness paid off.
"Put so cloths on right now miss!"
'oh no looks like I am going to have help!' Naruto then make 50 shadow clones that with still covered by their birth smoke transformed into the same lady that Konohamaru was transformed as. Ebisu didn't stand a chance.
His nosebleed was a gusher that sent him flying knocking him out from the combination of blood loss and impact.
"We did it boss!"
"Yeah now its getting late go home and meet at the same spot tomorrow same time.
"Okay boss!" as Konohamaru left naruto collected up a vile worth of blood.
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Namikaze Compound
' 1 month. 1 month till it is fully grown. 1 month to train Konohamaru. 1 month to gather enough samples. 1 month to finish up my projects. 1 month to get the last bits of ninfo. 1 month till shit hits the fan...'
Naruto finished the little set up. There was a vile container on a rack in a refrigerate with the front of it see through glass. There was only 1 red vial with the label Ebisu in there. zooming out we see row upon row of these refrigerators. All of them empty… for now
Author's Notes:
Wow this took a long time any way some stuff will happen. i hope you liked it. any way r&r my henchmen and/or women. your opinions on the following:
Q1: Blood limits
a) no blood limit
b) namikaze blood limit
C) Uzumaki blood limit
d) both blood limit
Q2: Whose blood samples should he get
When you answer them put A to Q1 or Q2 depending on your answers. I will continue the story for a while without the answers because they come in a little later on. Remember these options a promotion gift. Now My Henchmen/women go, go reach havoc amongst the populace and read so that i can finally match my eternal rival's power! BWHAHAHAHAHA! ( cough cough )