At the dock, Zygarde and Regigigas are waiting for the campers to arrive.
" Hello world, we are back to wait for the campers as they go on a very, very dangerous journey here," said Zygarde as screams could be heard from a boat that was heading to the island at high speed.
" I guess what we should do here is, RUN!" yelled Regigigas in fear as the 2 hosts fled and the boat crashed into the dock, with tons of people flying off the boat. Some landed in trees, some landed safely, and some landed in dangerous grounds, by some, I mean an umbreon who landed on a random cactus.
" Ow..." said the umbreon getting off of the cactus and walking up to the hosts.
" Hey Russell, I'm surprised your crash to the cactus wasn't your fault," said Zygarde snickering.
" Actually, he wanted to drive the boat so bad, he knocked out the pilot and broke the accelerator," said a shiny servine slithering up to the hosts.
" Hey there Aqua, thanks for the info," said Regigigas punching Russell in the face.
" No problem,"
A carbink then floated up the hosts, carrying a paintbrush and canvas in mid air using psychic. It then put down the canvas and started painting.
" Indigo, what are you doing?" asked Zygarde.
Indigo then turned the canvas around, revealing a spot on painting of Regigigas and Zygarde looking at Indigo. Zygarde looked at it with delight.
" This is amazing!" yelled Zygarde happily.
" Thank you very much, I try my best," said Indigo happily.
Zygarde then took the painting and teleported it to his cabin, while the most adorable Tyrunt just walked up to the demented hosts.
" Awwww, you look so cute Scourge," said Regigigas in a cutesy voice.
" I am not cute!" yelled Scourge in a high pitch squeal.
" Awww, he's mad, he looks so adorable!" yelled Zygarde.
Scourge then tried to charge at the hosts, but an amaura and an unfezant held him back. While the unfezant was flapping it's wings, due to it's lack of a foot.
" Why do you have to get this adorable guy worked up?" said the unfezant angrily as she struggles to keep Scourge away from the hosts.
Scourge then stopped and growled at the unfezant.
" Don't worry Scourgey, they're just being meanies," said the amaura smiling as Scourge blushed.
" T-t-t-thanks S-Sol," said Scourge blushing.
" Also, Jocelyn, we can be mean to whoever we want!" yelled Regigigas as the unfezant flew away, rolling her eyes.
" Now that she is out of the way, FOOD!" yelled Regigigas as a mamoswine and a munchlax ran up to them, drooling.
" FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD!" repeated the duo as well as annoying a kingdra wearing a ruby necklace.
" WILL YOU STUPID FAT GUYS JUST SHUT UP!?" yelled the kingdra, shutting the food lovers right up.
" Laxish, M.P.S., and Estelle, I see you've already made friends," said Zygarde.
The foodlovers just glared at Estelle while she rolled her eyes.
A klefki the floated in between the 3 people.
" Please don't fight, it's very unsettling and I don't know what to do about it," said the klefki shyly, but had some seriousness in her voice.
While in the waiting area, Indigo looked at the klefki, hearts in his eyes.
Estelle just got in the girl's face.
" Don't tell me what to do, I'm way smarter than you and I don't like you," said Estelle as the klefki started tearing up.
She then floated away, bawling, while Estelle didn't give a crap.
That's when Indigo then floated up to Estelle, looking very angry.
" Do not talk to Gemstone like that!" yelled Indigo, angering the kingdra even more as she just gave him a death glare and floated away as a charizard walked up to the hosts happily.
" Hey Adam, you seem happy, I don't like it," said Zygarde.
" I don't care, I just wanna have fun, make friends, and find the love of my life," said Adam as he walked away.
A helioptile came up to the hosts, holding an invisible object with him.
" Rad... What are ya holdin'?" asked Regigigas slightly creeped out.
" This is Mr. Cornall, my best friend!" yelled Rad as he hugged his non-visible companion, getting weird looks from the others as Russell got close to Laxish.
" He's gone bonkers," whispered Russell as Laxish nodded in agreement.
" Oh shut it, I've gone through the same phase before, and I still have imaginary friends," said Indigo.
Rad then put his ear to his shape.
" Mr. Cornall likes how you think," said Rad as he walked up to Indigo.
A jynx just walked up to the hosts, giving a devious look to all the guys, even Laxish and M.P.S.
" Hey boys," said the jynx winking at them, causing them to shudder.
While Scourge just felt extremely uncomfortable, Sol just saw Scourge's expression and glared at the jynx.
" H-hello Kasha... Please don't flirt with us, or kiss us for that matter," said Zygarde nervously.
Kasha just rolls her eyes and giggles. She then walked away as a houndoom walked up to them, smiling.
" Hey there Chase, how are ya man?" asked Regigigas.
" Great dude, I hope to have fun and win, which I will do obviously because I'm awesome!" yelled Chase as he ran towards Adam. He then gave Adam a fist bump.
A mawile then walked up to the hosts, looking at everyone with concern.
" What's wrong Flikard?" asked Zygarde.
" The contestants seem very unusual, unlike me, the main character of this story," said Flikard smugly.
" FOURTH WALL!"
Everyone looked at Flikard with annoyance.
" I forgot to mention that Flikard breaks the fourth wall a lot," said Zygarde sighing.
" Yah, we noticed," said Jocelyn annoyed.
" Why should you care, you're just a minor character anyway," said Flikard.
" FOURTH WALL!"
Jocelyn just growled at Flikard as a chandelure floated up to the hosts, looking emotionless.
" Hello Arteuro," said Regigigas.
Arteuro just looked at them with a creepy stare and went to join the other campers.
A froslass then slowly floated up to the hosts, looking frightened a little.
" Hey Frost, how are ya doing today?" asked Zygarde as Frost just looked down shyly and floated away quickly.
" I guess she's a shy one," said Regigigas.
A fennekin just walked up to the hosts reading a book.
" Hello Scarlett, how are ya doing today?" asked Zygarde as she looked up from her book.
" Hello,"
She then floats away, leaving the hosts shocked.
" She can float?"
" Did you not just see what just happened?!"
She floats next to Adam, who looks at her with a blush.
" Hey, I'm Adam," said Adam as Scarlett turns around.
" Hello Adam, I am Scarlett, nice to meet you," said Scarlett as she shook Adam's hand, making him blush even more.
A mightyena then ran up to the hosts.
" Hey there Bree," said Regigigas.
" Whatever, is Nerd Boy here?" asked Bree.
" Nerd Boy?"
" She means me," said Chase walking up to Bree
Bree then smirked at him and winked, walking away, leaving Chase shocked.
" Ok, moving right along," said Zygarde as a dewott walked up to the hosts.
" Hey there Wyatt," said Regigigas.
The dewott just waved and walked away.
" So mysterious," said Indigo happily as he painted a picture of Wyatt.
" Why do you keep painting other nimrods while you can paint a true meaning of beauty?" asked Estelle posing.
" You're right, Gemstone will be a perfect addition to my art collection!" announced Indigo happily as he floated away, taking his canvas and brush with him, leaving Estelle very unamused.
" Ok, now let's get to our final 2 contestants," said Regigigas as a white furred riolu and a monferno walked up to the hosts.
" Hello Kyo, hello Risu," said Zygarde.
" Hi there!" said Kyo happily.
" Glad to be here dude!" yelled Risu.
" Ok, let's get to the tour of the island!" announced Zygarde as he and the contestants walked up to an outhouse.
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Zygarde: The confessional here is a place to share your secrets or remarks.
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Adam: I hope Scarlett likes me, because I reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllly like her!
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Jocelyn: This entire tough girl thing is just an act, I'm actually really shy. *looks down shyly*
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Gemstone: Estelle is a big meanie! But it was nice of Indigo to stick up for me like that, and he is kinda cute...
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Sol: I like Scourge, he is sooooo adorable! I hope he likes me too...
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Chase: It is true, I am a nerd, is that such a crime!?
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Arteuro: *stares at camera, emotionless* I hate everyone here...
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Wyatt: *Just smirks at camera and waves*
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Rad: *holding his 'friend'* Everyone looked at me funny when I hugged Mr. Cornall... I wonder why...
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Flikard: I just don't think everyone should be here... They're all minor characters anyways...
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Egridos: I HATE FLIKARD! FOURTH WALL!
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Estelle: Everyone here is a loser, especially Russell, that kid couldn't find his way out of a cardboard box!
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Kyo: Please let us sleep in the woods, please let us sleep in the woods...
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Scourge: Sol is soooo hot... It's so cute when she flirts with me like that... I wonder why...
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Laxish: I want food, and that Estelle girl just leaves a bad taste in my mouth!
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M.P.S.: *Horrifically mauling an entire cooked turkey*
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Kasha: All the guys here are sooooooooooooo hot...
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Scarlett: I know Adam likes me, but I don't share the same feelings, do I? *starts reading a book*
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Indigo: Gemstone captures the exact beauty of a gardevoir in the moon lit sky...
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Risu: Kyo looks cool, she seems like the perfect girl for me...
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Bree: *laughs hysterically* I LOVE TEASING NERDO! He looks so hot when he's surprised... *widens eyes and blushes madly* Did I just say that outloud?
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Russell: HOW IS THERE A CACTUS ON AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!?
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Aqua: Russell seems nice, but is very clumsy... I just wanna have a good time and have an awesome adventure!
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Frost: I'm s-scared of friendly boys... Girls are alright, but boys look cute and I'm afraid...
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The contestants then walked up to 2 run down, dusty, and old cabins, the campers looked at eachother uneagerly as the door to the left cabin fell off.
" These are your cabins for our teams, which we will decide right now..." said Regigigas.
" Team 1 is Arteuro, Gemstone, Indigo, Scarlett, Rad, Kasha, Laxish, Frost, M.P.S., Kyo, and Risu," explained Zygarde as Regigigas threw a flag at Laxish, knocking Laxish down on contact. Risu opened the flag revealing an exploud being targeted by a bunch of missiles.
" You are now known as the Extreme Exploud!" announced Regigigas.
" The rest of you, Estelle, Chase, Sol, Scourge, Aqua, Russell, Jocelyn, Adam, Bree, Wyatt, and Flikard, " explained Regigigas as the threw the flag at Russell, sending him to the ground too. Adam picked up the flag and opened it revealing a Vespiquen holding a trophy.
" You are called the Victorious Vespiquen!" announced Zygarde.
" Now, wait 2 hours for the challenge, get used to your new cabins," ordered Regigigas as everyone left.
2 hours later...
The campers then walked up to the hosts, who had tons of guns with them, scaring the campers.
" What are you doing with those guns?" asked Aqua nervously.
" Don't worry, these are paintball guns," said Regigigas, relieving the campers.
" Anyways, your challenge is to use these guns to shoot any member from the other team, whoever shoots every person on the opposing team, wins," said Zygarde as the campers got the guns and ran into the forest.
In the forest.
Laxish and Rad were walking around, looking for victims.
Then Russell ran into them holding up his gun as well as
" Why did you split up again?" asked Russell slightly frightened.
" Because Mr. Cornall wanted to do some exploring," said Rad as the two boys looked at him strangely.
" What?"
" You-" started Laxish as a gunshot was heard and he collapsed to the ground.
The two boys looked at eachother and ran as fast as they could.
VV: 11
EE: 10
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Russell: I THOUGHT THOSE WERE PAINTBALLS! NOT PAIN-BALLS!
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Zygarde: These paintballs are filled with medical grade novacaine, a numbing medication. So Laxish did not die, he's just numb, and the effect lasts for 4 hours.
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Adam and Chase were walking, Adam was holding his gun tightly, as well as making a loud crunching sound every time he took a step.
" Adam, stop crunching! You're giving me a migrane!" yelled Chase annoyed.
" What?" asked Adam as a boulder randomly fell on top of his head.
Bree then walked up to the 2 brothers, smiling smugly.
" Hey guys, what's up?"
" I know this... The floor!" yelled Adam as Chase facepawed.
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Chase: Just when I thought he couldn't get any dumber.
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Multiple gunshots were heard all around the 3. They ran as fast as they could to the forest, but Adam and Bree got shot, sending them to the ground as Chase ran.
VV: 9
EE: 10
Rad and Russell finally got away, but ran into Estelle and Flikard and now they are having a full on war as Russell hid behind a log, Rad hid behind a tree as well as forgetting Russell is on the other team, Flikard hid behind a rock, and Estelle used Egridos as a shield as he was walking by.
" THIS IS SPAR-" Yelled Russell as he was shot in the face.
" I knew that was gonna happen, the author told me," said Flikard.
" FOURTH-" yelled Egridos as he was shot in the face.
" Leave us alone!"
" No!"
Suddenly, multiple gunshots were fired from a nearby bush, hitting Estelle and Flikard head on as Arteuro emerged from the bushes.
" Nice job Arteuro!" yelled Rad as he was suddenly held at gun point by the chandelure.
" Arteuro... What are you doing?" asked Rad frightened as he slowly backed away.
" I want something, your loyalty, you have to do whatever I say, and if you step out of line... Something bad will happen to your corny friend," said Arteuro as he pointed his gun at Rad's imaginary shape.
" NO! NOT MR. CORNALL!" yelled Rad holding his friend.
" Do we have a deal then?"
" Fine,"
VV: 7
EE: 9
Egridos: 0
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Arteuro: That's how you intimidate a schizophreniac...
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Kasha, Indigo, and Gemstone were just aimlessly walking, or in Indigo and Gemstone's case, floating aimlessly around, with Kasha flirting with Indigo.
Indigo just got entirely sick of it and shot Kasha, as she stumbled to the ground.
EE: 8
VV: 7
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Gemstone: Now I know Indigo doesn't like Kasha, I also still think he likes me... Please let him like me, please let him like me...
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Risu and Kyo were looking out for any opponents, with Kyo swinging from vines, and Risu looking at her in awe.
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Risu: Time to make my move...
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" Hey Kyo!" yelled Risu as he ran so he could be under her, but the vine snapped and she fell on top of Risu, locking lips accidentally.
Kyo and Risu got up quickly, both with crimson cheeks.
" Ugh, this n-never h-h-happened..." said Risu nervously blushing.
" A-Agreed," said Kyo as well blushing.
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Kyo: THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS!
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Risu: Awesome, and the best part is, I didn't have to get rejected! THANK YOU ARCEUS, THANK YOU!
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Suddenly, Wyatt jumped out of a random bush and shot both the adventurers and they fell to the grass, on top of eachother.
Wyatt then jumped back into the bush.
EE: 6
VV: 7
Indigo and Gemstone were floating away from Scourge and Sol who were shooting relentlessly at the duo, while Scourge finally hit Gemstone, Indigo, filled with fury, shot everything in sight... Right as Chase, Arteuro, and Rad ran by.
Sol, Scourge, Arteuro, Rad, and Chase were all covered in paint, while Indigo picked up Gemstone using psychic and floated away, but was suddenly shot in the back by a certain dewott.
EE: 3
VV: 3
M.P.S. and Frost were in the forest, sitting on a log. While M.P.S. ate a bunch of apples, he then offered Frost one, who just turned away and said nothing as M.P.S. ate her apple.
Suddenly, Jocelyn flew out of the bushes and shot M.P.S. as Aqua missed M.P.S. and shot Jocelyn by accident.
" Oops, sorry," said Aqua silently giggling as she shot Frost and was suddenly shot by a certain fennekin.
VV: 1
EE: 1
Wyatt then came out of a bush, making no sound, he then tried to shoot Scarlett, who stopped the bullets using psychic and shot them back so fast that Wyatt couldn't get away.
VV: 0
EE: 1
A whistle was heard and the campers were teleported into the infarmary except Scarlett, who was at the fire pit.
" You win Scarlett, here's your reward," said Zygarde as he gave Scarlett a book on how to charm boys as she started reading it, looking concerned.
At the campfire pit.
The Vespiquen finally were free from numbness and were in the pit.
" Now, go cast your votes," said Regigigas.
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Estelle: Sorry otter, you lost for us!
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Wyatt: Just shows a picture of Flikard and rips it in half.
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Flikard: Sorry minor Wyatt, you're a huge threat.
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Rad: *sigh* Arteuro forced me to switch the votes. *switches votes*
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" The votes are unanimous," said Regigigas.
" Estelle, Sol, Scourge, Chase, Adam, Bree, Aqua, Jocelyn, and Russell," said Zygarde as he threw them each an oran berry.
" The one leaving is..."
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" Wyatt!"
The dewott just sighed and walked up to a giant machine with a sledgehammer on it.
" This is the sledgehammer of disaster!" announced Zygarde as Regigigas shoved Wyatt in the seat and pressed a button, sending him across the sea.
Also, Rainbow, is it ok if Adam and Scarlett have a relationship?
Who will crack, who will crack their heads open? Find out next time!
Wyatt:...
Me: READ AND REVIEW IS WHAT HE MEANS!