Twerking Monkeys

by Two Guns and a Knife

Nah, that's not how the story ends, Cupcakes. A crazy little story full of doubts, unfortunate and unlucky accidents and events, indecision, and sad mad people. Theme Song: A Matter Of Trust by Billy Joel. HEA? Maybe. No animals were harmed in the marking of this unexpected journey, BTW.

2. Eek Eek Eek

Eek. Eek. Eek.

Silence swallows them all for 15 seconds.

"Oh my God."

"What is that?"

"Geez."

"Eew."

"Lorita? It's me. You are so NOT going to believe this!"

"Oh, myyyyy..."

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"Val? Honey? You'd better sit down and take a look at this."

Before Facebook has a chance to delete the photos, the whole Burg knows, and everyone is loving this. Thank God for social media, and, of course, modern technology. Joe Morelli gapes at his computer. Vinnie Plum giggles. Connie and Lula try not to laugh. Stephanie Plum's eye starts to twitch.

And Ranger is in the wind.