NOTE:

So here it is. The final chapter of Turn of Events. Sorry, It's really short, but I just wanted a tiny little ending. And, as always, I own nothing. Enjoy!

To people who worked outside the mountain, the words 'clean up' could mean anything from a glass of spilled milk to dirty clothes spread around the house. Not a big deal, and wouldn't take any time at all to take care of. To people who worked inside the mountain, the words could mean anything from a fire fight in the middle of Colorado in need of covering up, a spill in the commissary, or an alien invasion. And all of them were HUGE pains in the mikta. So, after the invasion of the incubators (the nickname had caught on quite quickly), clean up was horrible.

There was, of course, the fact that everyone was asleep, and took quite a while to rectify. After we had actually found everyone and woken them up, we were dreading having to to deal with injuries, holes in the walls from weapons fire, and a visit from the wonderful Senator Kinsey. So, when General Hammond called us into the briefing room a few days before Kinsey was bound to show up and informed us that we had a mission, I was understandably overjoyed. I was really not looking to a round of "You suck at your job and deserve to be shut down" from Kinsey and, "We don't suck, you just suck in general and deserve to go to Netu" from us.

"CHEVRON SIX ENCODED!"

As Walter announced the chevrons, I glanced over at Dani.

"And you're sure the planet is uninhabited?"

"From what I saw, yes." She nodded resolutely, then tilted her head to the side, "But-"

I shook my head slowly, "Don't say it…"

"…but, you know how it is. There is Goa'uld writing in the temple, and I don't want to jinx it by saying nothing could go wrong."

I sighed, "The universe secretly hates us, doesn't it?"

"Ya… not so secretly."

I smiled and followed the colonel and Teal'c up the ramp, shaking away my bad feeling. We were just going to study some ruins, and then come home, maybe procrastinate a lot to avoid Kinsey. Just a routine mission. And if something was going to go wrong, it probably wouldn't happen immediately. At least we would have some time to relax before hand.

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15 minutes later…

"INCOMING!"

The colonel's yell startled me out of my conversation with Dani, and I jumped up, snatching my weapon and whipping around to face the enemy. A horde of people with what looked like electric spears were sprinting toward us. And they looked very, very angry.

"Oh, crap!"

I'm not really sure who said it, but I agreed wholeheartedly. As the colonel sprinted past us, we bolted after him, Teal'c bringing up the rear. I didn't know about everyone else, but I did not want a taste of those spears. And if going home to Kinsey was the price to pay for not getting stabbed/electrocuted, then so be it. But as we cleared approximately the halfway point to the gate, they started gaining on us. My breathing was coming in short gasps by then, as was everyone else's (beside Teal'c, of course). But the natives didn't seen winded at all. And man they could run fast! Faster than us. Being able to call Kinsey an asshole to his face seemed like a distant dream by now.

I glanced over at Dani to tell her we weren't going to make it, but she wasn't there. I whipped around and saw her raising her arms behind me. I sprinted over to her in time to watch her eyes flare golden.

"I am your god! How dare you attack me!"

And as the natives dropped their weapons and knelt before the four of us, apologizing profusely, Colonel O'Neill muttered something quietly.

"You know, despite the Tok'ra being a bunch of egotistical bastards, maybe having one on the team won't be so terrible after all."

I grinned clicked the safety onto my gun, stepping forward to speak to Nathifa.

"Welcome to SG-1."

NOTE 2:

Hope you liked it! After this I'm shooting for the next story being Redemption redone. I will try to get the first chapter up as soon as possible. Thank you to everyone who has read, reviewed, and suggested anything for my story. So, until next time :)