ENJOY !

Disclaimer: I don't own One piece

Normal Pov.

Sitting in the cantina on the Moby Dick, reading a book while sipping his tea in peace and enjoying his morning Marco was reading the newspaper. It was early in the morning that he got up because of this damn bird which brought the morning papers.

"If it wasn't for that stupid bird I would have been able to sleep longer." He grumbled.

"You know with saying 'stupid bird' you're basically insulting yourself, right?" His fellow crew mate and commander, Thatch, said while coming over to his table with two plates in his hands.

"Ugh, not you too. Ace already calls me that, yoi." Thatch only laughed while placing the plates on the table.

"Here I brought you breakfast, eat up before it gets cold."

"Thanks, yoi. - Marco said looking at the plate. There were pancakes, sausages and scrambled eggs. Suddenly Thatch took in a sharp breath. "Huh, what's the matter, yoi?" Marco asked while taking a bite from the eggs.

"NO, don't do it!" Thatch screamed. The devil fruit user looked confused at his nakama and was about to say something, but he cut him off.

"How can you possibly eat your own children!?" Marco's face was beet red with anger and was about to launch himself at Thatch, when he realized something.

"Hey you hear that?" He asked the sword user.

"Hm? What do you mean? I don't hear anything. Everybody else is most likely still sleeping."

"Baka, That's my point, yoi. Normally Ace would already be awake and planning pranks on the others. If his pranks were successful, which they normally are, the others would be running around screaming because they either have drawings on their faces, they can't open their mouths 'cause he used super glue or they have eggs in their shoes, yoi."

Just as the Mythical-Zoan user said that, Fire fist came through the door. Ace looked around until his eyes settled on his two best friends.

"Ah, minna. There you are! I searched everywhere for you." he shouted and ran towards them. When you speak of the devil…here he comes.Thatch mused.

"Ace…." Thatch began but was cut off by said boy.

"You know, I wandered off yesterday to check out the woods to look for this phantom-guy."

"Ace…" Marco tried a little louder.

"But then I got lost and then afterwards I found this little house in the woods and the I got inside and in the morning there was this awesome chick…."

"ACE!" Marco screamed. It was unusual to hear the Phoenix scream but it silenced Ace immediately. Marco sighed. This boy always got him to use his cool especially when he did something like this.

"Oyaji told us not to get into trouble and even though he said that you're going into the wood s to find a phantom that probably doesn't even exists. Then you got lost and broke into some house and…!" Marco wanted to go on scolding Ace for his behavior but Thatch interrupted him.

"Now, now Birdi don't be so mean to Ace. There are more important things than his problem with following orders. Now Ace. You said there was a hot chick in the house. What did she look like? Did she have a good figure? Is she tall or some little cutie? Did she have some fine ass?" Thatch asked his friend.

"Oi! That's not important at-…!" Again Marco was cut off, this time by the other Devil-fruit-user.

"Oh shut it pineapple head. To answer your questions Thatch, she looked really good. Not too tall but also not too small about a head shorter than myself. And yes, yes she had some fine ass."Ace said with pride that he had found such a cute girl first.

"Ohhh, come on that can't be all. A little more detail please! What was the color of her hair? What about her eyes? What did she wear? Give me something I can work with Ace!" Thatch eagerly asked his friend.

"Well she had straight, black shiny hair, beautiful teal eyes and I don't even want to start about her figure." Ace grinned and watched his orange haired friend's eyes widening at the mental image of the black-haired beauty. Yes it's going to be much fun teasing him how I saw a beauty and he didn't. Ace thought to himself, grinning like the idiot he was while both he and his already drooling friend ignored the first division commander.

For those who don't know:

minna- everyone,

oyaji-old man,

Thanks for reading please tell me if you have any tipps how I could become a better writer 'cause at the moment I don't like the way I write but I don't know how/what to change exactly! Any ideas?

Love you guys, bye!