A/N:To all of you that asked, I meant to say Harry Pooter it isn't a spelling mistake. I'm sorry I should have made that more obvious in the story. Edward happens to hate the boy wizard, and gives him a lot of nicknames. Another popular one is Harry Puker. Thanks to all the people that reviewed the last chapter, and just because I'm bored I'm probably going to post the next chapter the same day, or early in the morning at least. I hope you like this chapter, and there will probably be more, or at least a new story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, Harry Potter, or anything special. In fact I'm kind of a loser. Don't you feel sorry for me? NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGMENT INTENDED. Please don't sue me.

Jasper's Secret Obsession

"I know it may seem kind of sad, but Alice was the first one to get Jasper involved in Harry Puker." I laughed. Once Jasper found out about this Edward was sure to be a dead man. He smiled and continued…

"Now it all happened a few years ago when Harry Potter first came out…"

Purple swirling mist!

FLASHBACK:

We were all sitting in the sitting room when all of a sudden, Alice burst in the door carrying a book. Jasper wasn't far behind her; only while she was smiling and almost dancing, Jasper was scowling and irritated.

"It is the most wonderful thing!" Alice exclaimed still dancing, cradling the book in her arms like it was her own child, "there is a new WOMAN author that is supposed to go down in history because of this book!" She shoved the cover in my face showing me. It was the first Harry Potter book.

Judging by the cover art it seemed to be completely ordinary, in fact to me it sort of looked like a retarded boy, but thinking of that cliché, 'You can never judge a book by a cover' made me just sigh.

Alice had recently gotten into Women's rights, and she had been trying for the past five months to persuade us that women were the superior race, only Rosalie and Esme agreed with her. Ha! Like any of us MEN believed that! But Of all the people in the house Jasper has had it pushed on him the most. Poor fellow.

Alice continued her dancing around, as Jasper went upstairs. He was really upset, and it was starting to get to me too. I wondered why, so I searched his mind.

If she thinks that I'm gonna read that book just because I'm right about something and she is wrong then she is Mistaking…STUPID WOMEN'S RIGHTS, SINCE WHEN DID WOMEN MATTER?

After hearing this I knew they must have had a fight, but he had mentioned reading the Potter book, so I asked her about it after Jasper had retreated to his office.

"Alice did you and Jasper have a brawl or something?" I sighed. I absolutely hated seeing my brother that way.

"Oh Edward it's nothing, he just expressed to me his thought on the matter of Women's rights rather violently in the Book Store, and needless to say, I don't agree with him. He was acting rather sexist…" I interrupted.

"And you aren't Alice? You have been rather annoying with it recently, especially to him." She flashed a huge grin and replied with,

" Not really, why would I be sexist?"

She laughed and I scowled.

"Well, how are you punishing him?"

She smiled again.

"Oh, let's just say before he even wants to think about kissing me again, he has to read the whole Harry Potter book, and write a college level essay on why the women race is superior to the male race, and it is due by tomorrow…"

Even though I thought this was a really cruel punishment, Jasper actually did it, and I as coming downstairs one night when I heard them discussing it.

"There, I did your work!" I heard papers rustling and then as I looked Jasper had thrown them and they floated down to different parts of the room.

"And what have we learned from this darling?" Alice replied I could hear trying to taunt him, to really rub it in.

"We have leaned that you are a crazy lady that makes her husband suffer and then expects him to apologize for it…" She must have like his answer, because she plopped down on Jasper's lap who was sitting on the couch, and kissed him.

"And how did we like the Harry Potter book?" She smiled, and kissed him again. I was shocked by what happened next, because it was like Jasper exploded almost. He stood up, and by doing so made Alice fall of onto the floor and almost hit the coffee table. He put his arms in the air and almost screamed,

"OH MY GOSH HARRY POTTER IS LIKE THE BEST BOOK I N THE WORLD!" He screamed like a girl who was meeting Jesse McCartney, and then he continued,

"IN FACT IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER, I HAVE ALREADY READ IT LIKE THIRTEEN TIMES AND I EVEN CALLED J.K. ROWLING BUT SHE CALLED ME A STALKER AND HUNG UP, BUT DON'T WORRY I HAVE ALL READY FOUND OUT EVERYTHING ABOUT HER, LIKE WHERE SHE LIVES AND STUFF! MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS RON I LIKED THE TROLL SCENE THE BEST, HA, IT MADE ME LAUGH FOR A LONG TIME. I AM GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST FAN EVER!"

Purple Swirling Mist

END FLASH BACK

"Wow…" I said. "That's kind of scary."

"Ha, that's only the beginning." Edward chuckled. "After that he started writing Fan Fiction…."

A/N: Hope you enjoyed that, this chapter was fun to write, well anyway thanks for reading, and please review, they keep me writing! I have enabled the anonymous review, so if you don't have an account you can review anyway. As you can tell next chapter is going to be about him writing fan fiction, and then I'll do maybe a release party or going to the movies or something. Feel free to suggest anything, and I will update tomorrow. Thanks to all the reviewers! I love you guys!