A/N: Howdie ho! Sorry I didn't update yesterday. My friends and I sort of had a Harry Potter party, and went to see the OOTP midnight release. It was so much fun, and the movie is the best of them yet. Sticks to the book really well. I went people watching to find a Jasper that I could use, but I didn't see any guys as obsessed as he is. People watching is fun. - Wow, I have had so many typo's so far I have had to erase. There probably will be more in the story so bear with me. I think I'm only going to do a few more chapters with this story, I will maybe get to 5 or 6 chapters all together. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: If I was Dyslexic I would write my disclaimer like this: NO ITNEDNED C POY RGHIT, but I'm not Dyslexic only a little dumb, so really I would say: NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED.

Jasper's Secret Obsession

"Fan fiction? What in the world is that?" I responded. He just smiled.

"Fan fiction, my dear is when people like Jasper, with to much time on their hands go back and add parts to a book. It can be quite ridiculous sometimes. Some people even get addicted to the point where they are never off the computer!"

I laughed. Of all the people on this fan fiction thing, I'm sure Jasper had probably stayed on the longest of them all. Considering the fact that vampires have the eternity to do anything they wanted to do.

"You see this one time Jasper got so involved in Fan Fiction that…"

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FLASHBACK:

It wasn't to long ago, that Carlisle called a family meeting. There were some problems with the werewolves that as a family we needed to sort out. We all were downstairs in a flash, that is all except Jasper.

Alice, being rather worried went upstairs to see what was holding him up. She called his name many times yet he still didn't respond. She finally decided to check his office, and there sat Jasper.

Jasper was sitting in his computer chair typing away wildly; he didn't even look up when Alice had entered.

"Hey Jazz, is everything okay?" No response.

"Jazz, did you hear? Carlisle called a family meeting…" She walked over to the computer, and screamed. The rest of my family joined her in Jasper's office. We were shocked too. Jasper was on a site called Fan fiction, and he appeared to be typing up a story. I tried reading his mind, but there was silence from where he was sitting. He had blocked us out completely.

Alice started a dry sob, and Carlisle picked her up easily and escorted her out of the room whispering to her, "Just let him get it out of his system… He'll have to stop eventually." Alice still continued to cry saying, "WHY did I make him Read THAT BOOK?!"

I on the other hand, while the whole family had cleared out of the room had stayed trying different methods to make him wake up from this stance. I tried punching his arm, hitting him on the back of the head, even jumping up and down, which made the floor shake like an earthquake. I walked out of the room, and saw Emmett entering the room with an armchair, a straw and a stack of napkins in his hands.

"What in the world are you going to do to him?"

"Well if he's going to stay in this state, we might as well have fun with him. A few spitballs won't hurt him, Eh?"

"No I suppose not, but it is kind of mean."

"Nonsense… Later I'm going to dye his hair pink. Now that will be mean. It's up to him whether he wakes up to save his perfect hair."

A whole week past. Alice was still crying like a baby, never really getting over it. Emmett had done a whole spectrum of practical jokes on him. Then, finally exactly a week after beginning his stance, we heard an explosion followed by crying coming from Jasper's office.

The whole family ran up there, and as we opened the door, smoke started filling the room we were in. Jasper was sitting in the chair with his head on the desk crying. Alice ran in and started to hold him. Everyone else entered the room, and we saw what had exploded.

"Jasper, it's okay, everything is fine you were out for a week that's all…" She patted the back of his head trying to comfort him. "Jasper, sweetheart what's wrong?"

"The computer blew up in my FACE, but I wasn't finished with my STORY! I didn't save it…." Jasper was acting like a mother that had just lost her child, and it was absolutely ridiculous to say the least. I turned to Carlisle.

"Could a computer actually blow up like this or was this an outside force?" I glared at Emmett. Alice had helped Jasper out of the chair, and into their adjoining bathroom. Carlisle answered my question,

" I don't think it could really, but I have never been on a computer for one week straight so I don't know…"

I checked what was left of the computer for evidence. I could faintly smell gasoline, and I knew who it had been immediately. Emmett had done this. I spent the rest of my day chasing Emmett around all of Forks, but I'm sure every towns person could hear it when Jasper finally had woken up all the way from his zombie state, and seen all the practical jokes Emmett had done.

END FLASHBACK

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Just then, as Edward had finished his story Jasper stepped out of his office, a look of embarrassment on his face.

"You told her everything?"

"I figured what I didn't cover you could easily tell her, you have something to ask her?" Edward smiled his crooked smile. He was really enjoying taunting him, and the mind reading thing on top of it made his tactics just cruel.

"Yes, actually I did. Bella, since no one else in my family will go, and now my secret is out in the open, I was wondering maybe if you would go with me to see the fifth Harry Potter movie premiere in London with me? I have um…. acquired two tickets, and I don't know what to do with the other one…"

Wow. He must be really desperate if he was asking me. Edward was laughing at Jasper now, he thinks I will say no. I had to show Edward how mean he was being, and that I could survive at least a few days without him.

"Yes Jasper, I would love to go…" Edward choked on his laugh. Jasper's face turned pleased.

"Thank you Bella. You better get home to pack then. The plane leaves early tomorrow."

Edward just glared at Jasper, as he grabbed my hand and led me out of the room to take me home.

A/N: Hope you liked it. The next two days I'm going to be at a youth conference, so I will not be able to write until then. I have come up with a few stories in my head, so I think I will post them today maybe? Until then, Kirbi.