Turn it up a Little
This chapter is completely LAME. I completely ran out of ideas so this isn't as good as the other list or "Signs You are Obsessed With Twilight". Sorry about the totally lame list here.
Disclaimer: I do not own Edward Cullen –sob- or Twilight or anything like that (wish I did, though)
1. You force your boyfriend to dye their hair a bronze-ish color
2. Or make him wear a wig
3. And if he doesn't look good in bronze hair, you dump him
4. You call your boyfriend "Edward" even if it's not his name
5. And when he doesn't like you calling him Edward, you dump him
6. You force your boyfriend to listen to classical music
7. And if he doesn't like it, you know what to do
8. You force your boyfriend to listen to country music
9. You're happy when he breaks the country CD in half
10. You plan on naming your baby boy "Edward" or "Anthony"
Bonus: Your favorite animal is the lion
Okay, I don't have a boyfriend right now but if I did I would apply to all of them except the bonus. My favorite animal is the panda.