Sam and Dean found themselves inside a trailer.
- Sammy, look! I think we are at the Supernatural Set! We made it! – said Dean, enthusiastically.
- We have to run quickly then... I'm not an actor, and I don't intend to stay around here... – Sam moaned.
Dean agreed with his brother. He felt so light and happy that not even Sam's obvious bad mood could change his state of mind. They would leave that trailer and the Set, and would find a way of being happy, without worrying about monsters!
As soon as the two guys put their feet outside the trailer, however, the first thing they saw was... GALE, the toothy leprechaun! Dean and Sam attacked the poor dwarf in between punches and kicks. A few seconds later they were stopped by two huge security guards who strongly grabbed theirs arms. The poor dwarf was bleeding and squeaking in pain.
- What is going on here!? – Barked a guy who came running towards them. – You are both insane! I don't know what Fred did to you, but you can't just hit him like that! You are both tall and strong, and Fred is only 1,10 meters high!
Dean and Sam were still unsettled, trying to get away from the security. They wanted to destroy that dwarf at any cost.
- Set me free! – yelled Dean – This evil leprechaun killed my brother!
Sam also protested –You can't simply let him go! This is Gale, The Toothy. He will end with us all if you allow him!
That was when poor Fred, bleeding and angry, opened his mouth to express his frustration:
- These crazy men attacked me, and I did nothing! My name is Fred – he said looking at Sam – Gale is the character I play. But after that, I think I will ask to leave this TV series and sue you both!
The little man left stomping his foot . Sam e Dean then looked at each other realizing what silly mistake they had just committed, and stopped fighting against the security guards who were still holding them tight.
The man that arrived at the scene a few minutes ago was called Guy Bee, and he was directing the episode being filmed that week. Guy, as well as all the others who watched the incident, were worried about the two protagonists of Supernatural. They not only got out of control but also were not making any sense. The director invited the brother inside an office and asked them to seat and wait.
Sam and Dean were still feeling disoriented after all that happened. They knew it was impossible to run away from there now, with so many people around, including the two huge security guards. Even though they had attacked an actor, they were being well treated, and for that they were thankful. A maid served them juice and sandwiches while they waited for Guy to be back.
Some minutes later Guy arrived with a lady who was wearing a white coat.
– Boys, this is Miss Diggle. She is a psychologist and she will have a chat with you. It's just for us to be sure that everything is ok with you guys, as you got a little nervous back there. Maybe you are just a bit stressed with the tight schedule of the show, right?
Guy had never seen Jensen and Jared that furious, but without a doubt what scared him the most was the fact that they had Fred "mistaken" with Gale, the toothy leprechaun. He was saying to himself, and hoping, that the actors were just a bit too tired.
Miss Diggle was left alone with the hunters. – Very well - she said – Which of you can explain to me what happened just now?
The two brothers looked at each other not knowing what to reply. Dean then started talking
- Well, you know how it is… we are actors… and once in a while we have these crazy spells , like a diva thing…
Lara Diggle found that answer rather strange. She looked at Sam with an interrogative look in her face.
- And what about you, Jared? Do you also have crazy diva spells like your friend here?
- Oh yes, sure! That's an actor thing – he said giving a fake smile.
The psychologist took a note in her small notebook and continued.
- Right, so you both thought for a moment that Fred was Gale, the leprechaun from Supernatural?
- They look very much alike … - Dean said, justifying himself.
Sam cleared his throat and started talking before his brother ended up making things even more complicated.
- No, we were just rehearsing our roles … And things got out of control. But that won't happen again, I promise.
Both of them showed Lara their most adorable smile, which finally convinced her to let them go. She told to Guy to give them one sick day and they should be fine.
Cliff is coming to pick you up and take you home. But don't forget that early tomorrow we will fly to Chicago! – announced Guy.
The two boys set quietly waiting for their ride. They stared whispering to each other so that no one else could hear their conversation.
- Sammy, keep holding strong. I don't know why they are going to take us to Chicago, but this is good news… I don't really want to stay in Canada..
- Ok, as soon as we reach America we run away!
Dean nodded. It sounded like a good plan. They found dollars and credit cards in their wallets, and imagined they should be enough to sponsor their escape. Later on they would find a way of supporting themselves through their own work.
Even though he knew he would meet his brother for sure on the following day, Sam was not at all willing to get apart from Dean in that crazy universe, and sleep by fake Ruby's side. That way, as soon as Cliff picked them up, Sam told him that he would sleep at Jensen's that night. Cliff found it weird, but he didn't say a word, after all the news about the dwarf's attack had spread and those two were surely not behaving like themselves.
- Sam… - Dean whispered – What if this Jensen is married? What am I going to tell his wife?
- Don't worry, he looks gay… – Sam smirked.
Dean frowned, annoyed. That was not a good time for jokes.
When they arrived at Jensen's house they were welcome by a beautiful pregnant lady. Dean looked at Sam with a "see, he is not gay" expression in his eyes. Danneel seemed a little uneasy with Sam around the house, and called Jensen in private.
- Jen, why did you bring him to sleep here? You know it's our last night before you travel… Did he fight with Genevieve by any means?
- Yes! A very nasty fight! He has nowhere else to go… –Dean replied.
- Well, next time send him over to Misha's… – she said, complaining.
Dean just smiled and moved away from her, joining Sam at the leaving room again. Danneel left the brothers in peace for some time, but later she called them for dinner. Dean ate like a greedy pig, which made Danneel feel immensely disgusted.
- Owo, Jensen, mind your manners! You're eating so fast…
- Yes… You're damn right, I'm starving – he said with his mouth full.
The lady was about to complain again when the phone rang. Denneel left the table to answer it. For her surprise it was Genevieve, who was worried and wanted to know if by any chance they knew where her husband might be. He was not home yet and she hadn't heard from him.
- Errr… Did you have a fight, Genevieve? –Denneel asked, before saying that Jared was there, healthy and with his mouth full of chicken
- No, of course not! We are fine! – the poor woman replied.
Without knowing what to say, and feeling very annoyed, Denneel threw the phone at Sam. "- talk to your wife!"- she said.
Sam threw the phone at Dean. After all, he had nothing to do with that story! It was all his brother's fault that he found himself in that awkward situation. Danneel could not believe her eyes. She was in shock.
Dean picked the phone and talked to Genevieve:
- Hey Genevieve, it's Jensen. Don't worry, Jared is here, and he's sleeping here tonight.
- What do you mean!? – she said – I want to talk to my husband. Now!
- He's at the restroom – Dean explained– He has a terrible bad belly! Jared just came to my place to get something and then he just couldn't leave the toilet …
- You should have let me know! – she complained, at the other side of the line. Please ask him to phone me when he's better…
Genevieve hanged the phoned feeling very upset. Danneel demanded to know what was going on. Sam explained to her that he couldn't bear living with Genevieve anymore, but didn't offer any further explanation.
Danneel complained a lot about Jared's childish behaviour, but ended up agreeing to support that stupid excuse until they got back from the trip. She even helped Dean convince Sam to give Genevieve a call and tell her about his diarrhea, and about how, unfortunately, he couldn't go home before he travelled. The woman was comprehensive and even agreed to handle Jared's traveling bag, which was already packed, to Cliff. The security was told to pick it up early on the next day.
Dean slept uncomfortably by Danneel's side. Sam had a better and more relaxed night, alone in a spare room. On the next day, both of them woke up earlier than necessary, and by 6 a.m. they were already more than ready to go. Cliff picked them up at 6:30 a.m. and took them to the airport.
When they arrived there the hunters were surprised by all the familiar faces they saw: Castiel, Garth and Kevin. Dean and Sam didn't know how to behave around them and didn't even know their real names. They simply smiled politely. Misha, however, was in the mood for talking.
- Tell me, you crazy men, is it true that you both attacked Fred and called him Gale!? Why would you do that?
Dean and Sam kept a serious face, and didn't respond. Misha felt uneasy with their reaction. He tried to change the subject, but none of the two was willing to chat. Jared was specially strange, as he was normally all talkative and joking around.
- I don't know what has happened to you two, but I hope you will be feeling in a better mood when we arrive at Chicago Con! – the actor said.
The two brothers had no idea what this Chicago Con was about, and they didn't have any intention of finding it out. They decided that as soon as they arrived at the airport they would run and get a cab before anyone could reach them. They would never be seen again …