Billy left the room without saying a word, with his penis hanging out of his pants. he was a very obedient boy, and he immediately went to find old Matilda. Shortly afterwards screams of pleasure were heard coming from the granny's bedroom.
Dean swung his legs nervously. Cristy then tied the hunter's legs in the chair with a rope and left the room, leaving the two brothers alone for a while.
"Did you see what situation we got ourselves into?" Sam growled indignantly to his brother. "And here there's no one to rescue us... We will rot in the hands of that witch..."
Dean smirked: "Stop being a sissy, Sammy. We have been in far worse situations: Hell, Lucifer's cage, purgatory..."
"Well, I'd rather be in our universe. Ridiculous things like that never happen there..." He said scowling. "Staying handcuffed that way... We can't even call Castiel..."
"Sam, relax, dude... At least you're not with your legs tied like me... And think about it, what could actually happen to us here?"
As soon as Dean finish the sentence, Cristy Kelly entered the room with a big knife. She went straight to the couch where Dean was sitting, and shamelessly unbuttoned and unzipped his pants. Dean was speechless with horror when Cristy grabbed his genitals with one hand and pulled the knife with the other. Unable to defend himself, in panic, the poor guy felt breathless and began to sweat. The threatened penis winced as he could, resembling a frightened bird in the hands of a stranger. The sharp blade waved at him, almost touching the sensitive skin.
"NOOO!" Sam yelled. Now it was time for him to save his brother.
Cristy stopped what she was doing and turned to him.
"Don't cry, my sweet pumpkin pie... When your boyfriend becomes eunuch he will never betray you with women again."
Sam then said stammering:
"But then it's also my loss .. After all he is my boyfriend and..."
Dean nodded, shaking his head vehemently.
The girl stared at them for a moment and then smiled mocking... "Guys, I'm not that stupid to fall for it... Everyone knows that in "Jared slash Jensen", "Bottom! Jensen" and "Top! Jared" are canon...
The boys looked at each other without understanding which language Cristy was speaking...
"I din't get it…" Dean said, a little more relieved after Cristy had moved away from him.
Looking impatient, she took a pretty thick book of her bookcase, opened one of the first pages and gave it to Sam. "Here, read aloud" – she said.
The page showed a small dictionary of terms used in fanfiction. Sam then read the meaning of the words "Slash" and "Canon":
Canon: Follow the "canon". Refers to fanfics that faithfully follow the story, especially in terms of shippings (couples such as: Gil Grissom and Sara Sidle, Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley) and characterization of characters.
Slash: two individuals of the same sex in a sexual relationship. In fanfiction, one of the characters is bottom and the other is top. The top partner is sexually active, and has a dominant role in the relationship. The bottom is the more receptive partner, emotionally vulnerable and fragile.
"So obviously, I'm Top!" Dean complained, before Sam finished reading.
Sam giggled ... "No, wait ..." - and continued - "In Wincest ..."
This time, he was interrupted by Cristy:
"Wincest means "Sam slash Dean." Carry on, Jared..."
Sam and Dean flushed, and Sam continued reading:
"In Wincest, in most cases, Dean is Bottom and Sam is Top. Likewise, Jensen is bottom and Jared is Top."
Dean, outraged and offended, began to complain: "Hey, but it's not fair, if I'm the one who has sex with women... I should be the Top!" Cristy, hearing that, seemed to get even more irritated. She picked up the knife again and went after the helpless boy's genitals.
"Cristy! No!" - Sam shouted again - "If you do it, he will bleed so much you'll have to take him to the hospital. It will give you a lot of trouble, stain your car with blood, and you may even end up in jail..."
Dean was lucky that Sam was a rational person. Cristy heard his wise words, and had to agree with him. Frustrated, she used the knife to loosen Dean's legs.
"How do I punish him then?" - The girl asked Sam.
"No need, I already forgave him. And he promises never to do it again, right, Jensen?"
"Yes, of course I promise! I'll never again go to bed with any woman! - Dean agreed."
"Jared, my Woody Woody Poo Poo, you're really loving, forgiving him like that..." - Said Cristy excited - "I'll let you both get closer so you can make up with a loving kiss."
And saying this, she found a way to transfer Dean to bed, handcuffing him alongside Sam.
"You're ready! Now kiss!" - She said smiling toothless.
Dean and Sam exchanged embarrassed looks. Neither of them took the initiative.
"Go on!" - Yelled Cristy.
Then, slowly, Sam and Dean approached each other's lips and kissed, blushing with embarrassment.
"Ahh, come on..." - Protested Cristy Kelly – "Don't need to be ashamed of me..." – It an authoritative voice, she commanded: "french kiss, now!"
The two obeyed fearing a possible punishment, and full of hope to be finally signing their letter of freedom.
Very embarrassed, and unable to face his brother, Dean then asked in his kindest voice:
"Cristy, can we go home now?"
"No way!" - She was surprised with such claims – "You consider yourselves lucky to be in bed with your lover..."
"Bu.. but ... Cristy..." - Sam stammered - "When will you let us go?"
"I don't know ... You are very beautiful, I like to admire you..." – She thought for a while and said excited - "I know! We can watch the eight seasons of Supernatural together! I'll get a snack and call Grandma."
When she left, still embarrassed by the kiss, Sam and Dean barely looked at each other. They didn't want to watch the show, and they were desperate to get out. Shortly after, Cristy, her grandmother and Billy appeared with seven DVD Boxes, downloaded disks from the 8th season, and lots of popcorn. The girl, kindly let one of Sam's hands free, so he could feed himself and Dean.
"I need to go to the bathroom" Dean whimpered.
Cristy then looked at his blind grandmother and asked: "Grandma, bring the diapers." The old lady left and returned with two diapers. The hunters almost had a heart attack when Matilda stripped them, touched their whole bodies, and put them the diapers. They were left dressing only a t-shirt and nappies.
The first episode was enough to let hunters stunned. Everything, absolutely everything in sight was a faithful copy of the actual events they experienced in their world. Every word, every gesture was the same, without changing a bit. It was very difficult for them to relive everything, to see their father and mother, the fire in Sam's bedroom ... The poor boys began to weep copiously. Cristy put one episode after another, with no regard for their suffering.
The old Matilda and the stupid Billy were watching the show for the first time. The old woman asked questions and more questions, mainly because she couldn't see. All the time she stopped to feel the "actors" faces to know how Sam and Dean looked like. After a while she wanted more, and soon Grandma Matilda was also feeling their bodies and muscles too. The poor things, however, were already so emotionally shaken that they didn't care a lot. They were molested for hours at a stretch.
It was almost dawn when they finally decided to sleep. Cristy put a mattress on the floor for herself, and Matilda and Billy left to sleep at the old woman's bedroom. Sam and Dean took a long time to be able to fall asleep. Shortly after they slept, they got awaken by the adorable sound of "Carry on My Wayward Son…" It was time to proceed with the marathon.
That torture was repeated for days. When Castiel finally appeared in the series, Grandma Matilda became interested in him. She wanted to know how did he look like. She grabbed Billy and asked "- Is he the actor who plays the angel?"
Sam and Dean found the question funny.
"No, grandma" – the granddaughter replied impatiently – "Misha is good looking..."
"And so is Billy!" - said the old woman, giving the big silly guy a wet kiss.
After, she insisted: "How does Castiel look like?" Dean tried to describe him:
"Castiel has fair skin, dark hair, deep blue eyes and..."
Jared interrupted him, probably jealous:
"He's not very tall, not very strong and has a strange mouth..."
"He doesn't have a strange mouth..." - Dean protested.
Cristy looked at them angrily. She had to pause the episode for ten minutes to listen to that discussion.
"You are impossible!" - She complained – "wait a second..."
After saying that, the girl left home. Needless to say, Sam and Dean took the opportunity to beg the old lady and Billy to let them go. Most they were able to get from Matilda was to have their nappies changed (with baby powder and everything), and Billy gave them a bed bath with a wet towel.
Half an hour later, Cristy Kelly arrived home with a new guest. Misha was gagged and blindfolded. Cristy was holding his arm:-"Here you are, grandma, you can touch him and stop winning."