Oh my god. What did I get myself into?

I continued walking around the market place, looking for that stupid and all-too-good-looking assassin. I pinched the bridge of my nose and rubbed my temples with my hands. They were considerably dirty from the ground in the alley. Who knows what had been in there, or died in there. I wiped my now-dirty face on my sweatshirt. I wish I could take it off, but I didn't want to attract any more attention. My stomach growled.

Fighting and running takes a toll. And it's not like I am very active either. I have never taken any sports, unless my mom forced my too. I could do a few pull-ups and I can sprint for a short time, but that is about it. The only reason why I'm skinny is because of my high-metabolism. Which was currently killing me. I was used to snacking constantly, to make up for my relatively-small meals.

I spotted a fruit vender's stall nearby. "Fresh fruit! Imported from distant lands, all the way to you!" I ignored the man because I didn't really care what the fat merchant said. I was starving. While some random lady clad in red cloth came over and started talking to him, I snuck over to the side. Something caught my eyes. There was some huge red grapes right in front of me. I swiped them and put them in my sweatshirt pocket. As I went to leave, I overheard the man and woman. There was a giggle. To my horror, I realized that they were flirting. I tried to restrain myself from gagging as I continued on my way.

I was walking through a crowd when I felt something smack into me. It was a half-naked man, who was currently mumbling to himself.

Oh, for Christ's sake, really?

These guys were so annoying. I used to pity them, but eventually I wanted to kill them when I was trying to sneak around with Altair in the game. They always broke his cover, and I would have to flee and hide. Now, one was smacking me around. Luckily, he didn't shove very hard. With another insane giggle, he grabbed my grapes out of my pocket and ran. Great.

I scratched my head and sat down. I was pretty much lost, so I would be hard to make it back to the market to get food. Also, it was getting dark, and I didn't want to run into anymore guards or crazy men. You know what happens around this time. Speaking of crazy men, I haven't seen Altair at all. He was probably somewhere safe and warm with food and pillows. Lucky bast-

Hey, I think I am going to go visit the bureau.