The Winchester brothers and Misha were chatting all the way from where they were dropped by Cristy to Jared and Jensen's home. Jared thanked the blue eyed actor for putting Dr. Guttorp in their lives and ensured that he and Jensen were cured, and were feeling really fine. Misha was happy for being able to help, but was curious about their love lives. While they were "out of their minds", they spread to the world that they were a gay couple, but confessed to Misha that they were actually Sam and Dean... Now that they were healed, would they be willing to return to their wives? Misha finally dared to ask:
"So how are you feeling about Genevieve and Danneel now? Are you going back to them, or..." – He said looking into Dean's eyes .
"N.. No..." - Dean stammered. Why did that look made him so bewildered?
"We are together" - Sam promptly replied – "The truth is that finally, after all we went through, we found that we really want to live as a couple..."
For some reason Dean felt that response as a slight provocation, but he wouldn't dare to disagree with his brother. Sam was the one who always thought before opening his mouth, and this time it wouldn't have been different. They wanted to live free of psychiatrists, but would like to remain living together. It was the perfect excuse.
When they got home, the Winchesters were surprised by finding nearly hundreds of people waiting for them. Some police officers were at the scene trying to keep the fans away. They were all trying to get close to the victims and their families, who were also at the scene waiting for their beloved relatives.
Misha soon spotted his parents, his wife and children. He ran towards them, and threw himself in their arms, letting out tears of joy and relief.
Dean and Sam also almost cried, but in their case, it was out of desperation. They saw men and women, elderly, teenagers and children, all lining up to hug them. Some were crying... They noticed in relieve that at least Genevieve and Danneel were not there. They both tried to hold on tight and were kind to all those people. Well, at least until they found out that half a dozen family members of each of them wanted to stay in their house until they could ensure that their boys would be okay. That was when they started to freak out.
While the strangers discussed about how they would accommodate themselves in Jensen and Jared's home, a guy approached Misha, Sam and Dean for a chat.
"Hello Gregory!" - Greeted Misha. "I can't believe you're here to take us to Canada already…" – He said playfully.
"Oh, of course I am!" - He replied – "You are the stars of the show..." – Gregory said with a smile in his face. He then continued. "Well, jokes aside, we in CW know that you have gone through difficult times, and, of course, will need some time with your family and friends... But we have already started filming the ninth season, and we wanted you to know that we can't wait to have you back… The show must go on, boys..."
"Gregory, I'm ready to go back to Canada right now" - Misha said, surprising the executive. "There's nothing better than work to make me forget the horror that I went through..."
Run away from that place also seemed like the best option in the eyes of Sam and Dean. They whispered something between themselves, and then immediately added that they would also like to go back to the set immediately. They went home, packed clean clothes, and, to the dismay of Jensen and Jared's family, left with Gregory. Misha also picked up his belongings, which were with his wife, and joined them. The CW executive could hardly believe his luck. Once he arrived with the stars of Supernatural he would ask for a pay rise for his good work!
Exhausted, the boys slept the whole trip. When they arrived in Canada, Sam and Dean went to a hotel, and Misha went home. They would begin filming the next day.
The two brothers actually planned a new escape. They went to a store to buy wigs and different outfits so they could disguise themselves and travel without being recognized. However, they were puzzled when, out of curiosity, they decided to read the script of the first episode of the ninth season of the show, which was delivered to them.
"Sam, are they making fun of us or what?" - Dean complained, incredulous – "Take a look at this…" Dean read to his brother aloud.
"Sam chuckles at the Zombie, and is attacked. The Zombe scratches Sam 's arms. Dean lets out a hysterical girly scream..."
"What do them mean by ´Dean lets out a hysterical girly scream`? I'd never let out a hysterical girly scream…" - said the hunter in disgust.
Sam bit his tong not to laugh. "- Well, carry on... "- He said. Dean continued reading, in spite of his indignation:
"The Zombie turned towards Dean, and ripped his belly with his claws. Garth promptly jumped and cut the Zombie's head off, which bounced off the ground. Looking at that scene, Dean faints."
Sam could not control himself this time… It was funny. He started laughing. His reaction was only making Dean get angrier. " - Lough, go on... Carry on if you think you are in a better situation... "
Dean continued with the reading, and Sam soon realized that his role in the story was not less embarrassing. Sam went off alone, killing poor helpless little ghosts and claiming to be God, while Dean, hurt, did nothing else but cry and whimper. Meanwhile, Garth did a great job, performing all the tasks that would lead to the closing of the gates of purgatory.
"This is a disgrace to our memory ... Why did the writers go crazy and start writing as if we're idiots?" - Dean asked puzzled and angry.
"I don't know , Dean... Well , we did give up hunting, didn't we? So maybe Garth is actually taking care of things. Who knows ... I really hope he is..."
"Well, yes, because we are both here now, and simply disappeared from our old reality..." - Dean said thoughtfully.
The brothers were puzzled. How could the writers be so precise about everything that happened in their reality? Did it actually mean that somehow all that craziness they read about was actually happening in there? Did it mean that there were two crazy impostors in their place? The most likely candidates, of course, were Jensen and Jared...
The Winchesters decided to postpone the escape plan and go to the Supernatural set the next day to confront the leader of the band: Eric Kripke. They knew he would be there. The idea was to complain about the ridiculous behavior of the "characters" and see what would be the write's reaction.
On the following day, the brothers were picked up and taken to the set. As soon as they arrived, they searched for Eric. Lucky enough, the writer was already there. Sam and Dean asked to talk to him in private and were soon pouring their complaints into the man's ears.
"Kripke, we are not happy about these storylines and the way our characters are acting. We came here to discuss that with you. We are not comfortable about portraying Sam and Dean like two idiots!" - Dean complained.
"Wouldn't that be a commercial suicide for the series?" – added Sam.
Eric Kripke looked at them and said unexpectedly :
"I'm sorry, I am a prophet of the Lord, and I am in tune with what is happening in another dimension. This story is real, and, like it or not, that's how it happens.
Sam and Dean were speechless and stunned. Eric then giggled, and continued talking.
"Now, seriously... I'm sorry you are not happy with the roles you have to play. But remember that you were absent for a long time in the eighth season... We will justify this absence through this outbreak of madness, ok? And then we will have wincest. The fans will love it..."
"What!?" – The brothers asked in unison, incredulous.
Kripke then handled them some scripts for future episodes, which they hadn't read yet, and drove them out of his room.
The brothers found a place to hide, as the director of the episode and the makeup artist were both looking for them. They discussed between themselves, in whispers, and came to the scary conclusion that Kripke was indeed a prophet , and that Jared and Jensen were responsible for the whole mess in their original lives. They began to read the scripts that would follow, in horror. Every sentence they read, more horrified they became.
"I knew that Jensen was gay!" - Cried Sam, indignant at one of the scenes of incestuous dating.
"Yeah ... And so is Jared ditto" - said Dean, also angrily.
But the worse came when the two "idiots" became responsible for opening the doors of hell again, and prevented Garth of closing the Purgatory's. The Winchester brothers felt physically sick after reading it.
"Dean, for God's sake, we have to find a way to go back there!" - Sam said, exasperated.
Dean felt the same urge. The impulse to go back and fix everything, and save the world... Also, he missed Castiel. But the decision he had made had been permanent. He looked at Sam. His brother was still so young... Had the right to build a normal life, to be happy...
"No, Sammy! We're not going back. Forget it... Let's get away from this place and forget that Supernatural has ever existed."
Sam complained, argued and pleaded, but Dean was adamant . The youngest Winchester conformed briefly only with the argument that even if they decided to return home, this would be impossible, since there was no Castiel, nor any other angel, living in the dimension they were on.
As soon as they finish arguing, they were surprised by Fred, the dwarf, who had found their hideout.
"Fred? What are you doing here?" - Asked Sam surprised.
"Why? Now I can't even walk freely on the Set?" – answered the dwarf with hate in his eyes .
"No, it's not that ... But we thought you had resigned ..." - Dean completed.
"No, I decided not to give up my career because of two assholes like you..." - And saying that, Fred walked towards the brothers and landed a strong punch into Dean's stomach. The hunter took a step backwards, bending in pain. Sam came in his brother's defense, and pushed the toothy dwarf to the floor. Fred then pulled out a gun, shot straight into Sam's head, and ran away with their tiny little legs.
"No! No! Sammy!" - Dean yelled. He began to tremble, holding his brother's head. "Sammy, listen to me, not now... Now you can't die... Not here in this place, where death is final..." - His eyes filled with tears, and Dean started crying painfully.
The noise produced by the shot attracted everyone who worked on the set, and soon people gathered around the two of them. A paramedic tried to revive the boy without success. Several people, seeing Dean crying compulsively, tried to remove him from the scene, but he refused to get away.
Then Dean looked to heaven and called Castiel :
"Cass, wherever you are ... Please ..." – He asked sobbing – "Save my brother, Cass... Take us home..."