The Adventures of Monster Kat

by LOL Skittles

Read this story to see how Monster Kat acts all around the world! He will even visit cartoons and creepypastas! Have any suggestions of where or what Monster Kat will visit? Leave it in the comments. (Monster Kat is like a lil character I made up cus... i don't really know...) Anyways... ENJOY! Please Favorite :3

2. Chapter 2

Monster Kat Gets Stuck in a Desert

Monster Kat was skipping around without even knowing where he was going. He stopped and looked around. "Where da faq is I?" he asked himself. He walked around for a while and saw somebody. "Uh scuse me sir, but... WHERE DA FUQ IS I?!" he called out. He hopped closer. Seeing that is was only a rock. "FAQIN ROCK!" he said. Monster Kat walked around more and saw someone on the floor. "Why you sleepin on da floor?" he asked. The person didn't reply. "He must beh dat sleepeh." Monster Kat told himself. He kept walking, and finally realized something. "Wait a minute! I has had nuh Monstah in long time!" he told himself. He had run out a while back. He layed down on the floor with tears in his eyes. He started pounding the floor with his fists screaming like a child, "I NEED SOME FAQIN MONSTER! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" For like... 3 hours he cried and cried. Finally, someone found him and said, "What's wrong?"

"I has nuh Monster!" Monsta kat cried.

"Oh i'm s- wait did you just talk?!" The man asked.

"Yesh, I talk like u humans." Monster Kat said wiping his tears off his face.

"Oh my god... lets take you to the vet." the man said grabbing him.

"HAIL NAH!" Monster Kat screamed pulling his arm away.

"Why not?" asked the man.

"I NUH WANNA FUKIN SHOTS OR THERMOMETERS UP MY ASS!" Monster Kat screamed.

"Will you do it for... 5 Monster drinks?"

"NUH!"

"10?!"

"NUH!"

"30? last deal!"

"FINE BUT STORE FIRST! K BISH?!"

"Yeah, whatever!"

They got on the mans car and drove to the store. They came out of the store and Monster cat drank 20 of the drinks. "Holy shit... is your stomache a water gallon?" the man asked.

"Probley!" Monster Kat said as he was getting hyper.

"OK, off to the vet!" the man said.

"SHIT, SANIC STATUS!" Monster Kat said to himself.

Monster Kat ran so fast the man didn't notice he left. When he did he said, "What the hell was that?"

"I'M SANIC BISHES!" Monster Kat yelled.

He kept running fast and suddenly crashed into a car that was driving. All his Monster cans broke. He looked at them and held them close. (song called Untitled by:Simple Plan plays in backround) "MY BABIES! Please... don't leave me! Monster Kat Cried. All the cans lost the liquid inside them. (Camera zooms out like they do in almost every single movie)