14. Close Call
Vash was on his way to the general store in search of donuts. Meryl was following him, claiming it was her professional responsibility. Millie was following the both of them, because that was her professional responsibility. Wolfwood just wanted cigarettes.
Suddenly, a portal ripped opened in front of the group. A mysterious woman stepped out, glowing with an alien light.
In a blink, all four had their weapons drawn.
"Bounty hunter?" Wolfwood demanded.
"Or worse, it's one of those fangirls from the 'real world'," Vash shuddered.
"If it's another Mary Sue, I swear to God…" Meryl warned.
"There is no need to fear," the woman said, walking towards them with open arms. "I am Mulder's sister, Samantha. I have come to-"
Suddenly Millie shot her square in the chest with her stun gun, causing her to drop like a rock.
"Cross-over," Millie said. Then she smiled. "Whew, that was a close call, huh?"