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Author's Note: Sorry I took forever, but you know I was working on my Fanfiction of Kingdom Hearts (which I do not own), by the way check that one out. And now to the continuation of the Story, so here it is, please enjoy!
Chapter Summary: Perry has a nightmare of the Impostor stealing his life from him, so he goes to check the clip of the 100th battle with Doofenshmirtz to found out who had impersonated him that day. Phineas no longer have his human dialect, Ferb's is talkative today, Perry use his day off to tell Phineas his about secret identity, and Phineas promised not to tell, not even Ferb. While they were talking Animal Control catches them thinking they are wild, and things starts to pick up.
Chapter 3: Perry tells Phineas
Perry's P.O.V.:
As I slept, I start was twitching, I toss and turned, dreaming I got to my lair Monogram gave my Mission, I went to the DEI Building, I got trap, then I saw the Impersonator and he Foiled Doofenshmirtz's plan, he smirked at me, I looked into his eyes, I saw myself falling into a vortex hearing "Cruse you NEW Perry the Platypus!" I landed in my backyard I saw my Owners, and Phineas was Human I ran to him, and saw him the Impersonator "Oh there you are Perry!" He's not Perry I'm Perry, I saw Major Monogram he said "Oh, Agent P or regular platypus you've been replaced." I look down, the ground turn into water I saw myself on the other end, and I fell into though the water, and drifted into another vortex, I fell and saw the Impersonator yet again he was a giant, he chased after me, I ran past a poll, and a House and the same loop, I look back and he wasn't there I turned and saw him again, and open his mouth and slam his Monster Jaws, I jerked awake, looking around I was in my Owners' room, I turned around and saw him again, I stumbled back, it was just a nightmare, like one of those nightmares when you wake up, and you still saw the same figure from the nightmare for a second, I looked again and he was gone.
I look towards Phineas' bed; Phineas was still a Badger sleeping, and curled on top of his bed his face into his tail, sleeping next to the spot where I sleep, I look at his clock it said 3:37 am. That nightmare I had kind of made me worried, I got to check in on this Imposter, who is he? I made my way to the laundry basket jumped in, and landed in my chair, log into the O.W.C.A internet, and I typed in "Agent P's 100th battle with Doofenshmirtz" And the clip appeared, I clicked it, I saw the "loading…" with the circle spinning the words "SPY" with the Agent's eye behind it wearing a fedora, then the video plays…
In the Viral-video, Doofenshmirtz was working on what I presume was the Least-Likely-Inator and I saw the Imposter… wait isn't that the regular platypus from the Zoo? It is! He's the Imposter? He's coming in on the helicopter-chair, crashing through the window roof, the chair landed, startling Dr. D who jumped on his –Inator, and looked and saw him thinking it was me, and then he said "Perry the Platypus, so kind of you to finally decided to show up." He presses a button remote and catches him into a restraint "Gots 'yah." He tosses his remote, he jumped down and I decided to skipped his monologue,I played it again, he's talking about what is he planning with this device, I continue to skip up to the point of this Imposter's escape, the Remote fell landed on the button side releasing the Imposter, Dr. D seeing this he said "Perry the Platypus you escaped already?" he just waddled to a cup of spilled coffee, and started to lick, maybe he's not what I thought he was, Dr. D said "No, don't do that, I've haven't clean here in weeks!" Okay, I got to admit, a slight humorous smile appeared on my face watching this clip.
Doofenshmirtz walked to the Platypus which I was starting to think he's just a normal Platypus, and yet somehow he defeated Dr. D.,I continue to watch the clip, when Dr. D. walked near the -Inator he said "Oh, down on all fours? I know that fighting technic" he also got all fours "Singapore-crab, I learned it in Hoboken." He crawled from side to side, "Oh, yeah, I'm going to sidewalk…" he got up and clapping his hand like a crap, "…all over you, Perry." He looked towards the platypus who he thinks is me saying "Oh-h-h, I see what you're doing; you're missing with my head." He starts to twiddle his finger around his ear "Trying to get into my mind, move around in there, rearranging the furniture, and make me repaint the kitchen."
Watching this is bringing me near to laughter "Oh, yeah, you in for it, serve with butter." He chuckled, the platypus waddled to the sandwich stand, I remember the Zoo Keeper on the News report mentioned that he loves sandwiches, he waddle past the Doctor as the Dr. D. got back on his hands, noticing the platypus wasn't near the puddle of spilt coffee, "Hey, whacha'- Hey that's my Sandwich display casa-a-a-a!" he was cut off when the platypus knock over the display case, I figured he is trying to get some sandwiches, the display case landed on Dr. D. sandwiches flying everywhere, I was snickering, starting to feel little relief that no one was trying to steal my life, some land on a table, and a chair, on a lever, on the –Inator and on the same switch that I knock Dr. D onto on my last Mission, then one sandwich landed near Dr. D's face.
The platypus came running towards the Doctor who starts to scream in fearing the platypus was going to hit him, but instead he went for the sandwich and ate it and running pass the doctor who then said "A fake out, huh." Then he got from under the case "Okay Perry the Platypus, the claws are off now, here on in I fight man style!" clinching his fingers and jump at the platypus who grabbed the sandwich pushing the lever over making a brick wall to ascend from the ground and the Doctor cashed into it, and when he said "Okay why did I installed this wall brick." I started to laugh, he ran to the table and jump on it to eat it, Dr. D ran to asking "What's the matter Perry the Platypus?" pointed at the platypus "Don't they feed you at the Agency?" He jump at him, and the platypus just started run for another sandwich and grab the sandwich on the switch causing the floor to ascend Dr. D then said "Oh, you want to go public? Fine!" Then the roof opened.
Dr. D then said "Hey, Perry the Platypus, I've been going about this all wrong." Pointing at the platypus that waddled to him "I should be zapping you with the least-likely-Inator so you lose!" he ran towards his –Inator and turned it 180 degrees aiming it at the platypus, "But, first I got to get this sandwich out of the way." Tossing it on my chair that the platypus seemly used to get to DEI, the platypus came running the sandwich pass the –Inator, the doctor said "Hah, ah, Perry the Platypus run!" The Doctor turned it another 180 "But this time you're not likely-a-h-h-h!" The plug snapped out of the power box spraying steam in his face, then the platypus got on the chair, and helicopter extended out of it and lifted off heading back to my lair, the doctor mourning "Oh, I should've zapped myself, so I win!" then his –Inator exploded pretty like the Stature-Insinuate-Inator did, then the clip ended with the message saying "Replay?" I close out. And its official there was no one trying to steal my life, Dr. D is so prophetic, losing to a normal Platypus who had no idea what was going on.I use the elevator to go back up to the house and enter my Owners' room, I then walked to Phineas' bed and jumped on, and slept next to Phineas, and circled before laying down, and went to sleep.
?'S P.O.V.:
As I watch from the shadow in my office at the arena down below where a black and white Badger Agent which my Golden Eagle abducted from his host family being forced into fighting one of those Dogs who was also abducted from Japan which by the way are very good fighters, my Eagle came through the window perched on my right padded arm, I turn on my translator ear piece so I can understand him, he placed on his black bowler hat which I assigned the Ex-Agents to wear like fedoras that the Agents of the O.W.C.A. which I used to work for as one of the Superiors before I dissented from there, he raise up his wings and squawked "Colonel, I saw a new potential recruit, a Badger who we can forced him in our army so we can take over the world." As I lesson to him, I asked "So you haven't captured him?" My Golden Eagle named Avian who ruffled his feathers, then defended "It was that muddling little girl who keeps hauling the Badger away from me!" "Save it." I cut him off, "I think I have enough units, once Alpheus my Alpha Dog takes over his assigned area in Japan, and then we can start our raise in power." I turned to him and said "But it doesn't hurt to have additional recruits to our army, and if they refused to join us, they will have to continue to be force to fight in our sport." I throw my arm which Avian is perched on to "Now go and get me a new recruit." I order him to fly off back to Danville, from our current location which is a secret Island.
I also assigned the Ex-O.W.C.A. Scientist: Dr. Locogisu, who is also an Ex-Japanese Scientist before, he should be able to Seize South Dakota, and take over that Organization of evil Scientists, then soon the world. I look down at the Arena and the Badger has won the fight by biting the jugular of his opponent, he wouldn't have done that if I haven't use his host family as leverage so that he'll have to put in his all while only using his animal side without using konfu, that Badger look downcast as if he didn't want this, he look up and glared at me, then he look back at the Dog he has just killed, I turned off my Translator ear piece, as some of my security grab him and currying him back to his cage.
Phineas' P.O.V.:
I woke up when the hand that usually pokes Perry poked me in the head. I got up and woke up Perry, "Oh Phineas good morning." He Chittered, I replied "Good morning, Perry." I toss my pillow at Ferb on other end of the room to wake him; he got up "Come on Ferb, wake up." He looks at me and he replied "Phineas, you just chittered." I tilted my head in confusion "Chittered, come on Ferb stop kidding around." I said, he blinked his eyes, and looked at my face, reading my expansion and said "Phineas, I'm not joking, you are chattering."
Ferb's P.O.V.:
When I said that, Phineas chittered again, "I think this is because you've been a Badger too long. Now you've lost your human dialect." I said, I don't usually talk this much, He chittered again, I look to the bathroom gesturing that he as to look at himself in the mirror, we went to the bathroom to brush our teeth, Phineas jump on the stool and looked in the mirror then chittered, he look at me a bit shock.
Perry's P.O.V.:
I was a bit worried that Phineas started to chitter than talking, and hearing the conversation learning Phineas lost his human dialect, I follow them to the bathroom and heard Phineas said or chittered "Okay, Ferb you're right, I can't believe it, one day I'm speaking English fluently, then the next I can't, I can only chitter." Ferb did not understand what he said, but I think he knew what he said and put a comforting hand on Phineas who chattered "Thanks Ferb."
I walk out, and got on my hind Legs, put on my fedora then heard Phineas chattering "Hey, Where's Perry." As I enter a hatch in the wall to entered my lair, today was supposed to be my day off, but my off days are always getting interrupted by an emergency mission to stop Dr. D. so I entered anyway just in case, after the elevator lowered I got on my chair, and Major Monogram's face appeared "Oh, Agent P, why you're here it's you day off, and Doofenshmirtz isn't doing anything today, so your mission is to enjoy your day off." I saluted him the screen went off, and I went back up the elevator and entered the house.
I'm considering about telling Phineas my secret, taking the fact that he is a Badger. I can explain why I couldn't tell him before which I couldn't have done when we were in the Second Dimension, I walked into the kitchen and heard a conversation between my Owners and their Mom "So Phineas you lost your human dialect?" Phineas then nodded "Oh, I'm so sorry about that." Phineas' Mom put her hands on Phineas and Ferb, and looks to Ferb "So I guess you could be Phineas mouth piece or he can white down what's on his mind on a paper." Ferb then said "I think if given time we could tell what Phineas is thinking." Their Mom then said "Well, maybe." She stood up "Your father and I are going to the antique store." "Okay, Mom." Phineas said I walk up to Phineas I chittered "Uh, Phineas?" he turned around and chittered "Oh, there you are Perry, your home early." I replied "Actually Phineas can walk and talk with me?" He replied "Oh, sure thing Perry." Phineas get Ferb's attention Phineas looked at me and Ferb figured what Phineas meant, then Candace came and asked the Boys "What are you two doing?" Ferb shrugged, "Phineas, I know you have something planned, so what are your plans, 'cause I want to bust you." Ferb said "Candace, this morning Phineas couldn't speak anymore." Candace then said "What? Why?" Ferb said "I think it's because that he's a Badger too long." "Well, I'm sure when he's human again that'll be fixed, hey where's Perry and Phineas?" I heard Candace asked as Phineas and I went outside.
Phineas' P.O.V.:
We are walking down Maple Street and Perry asks "Phineas, can I tell you some?" I respond "Sure you can Perry, go ahead." Perry then chittered "Can you keep a secret Phineas?" I look to him and thought for a moment and chittered "Yes, yes I can keep your secret." Perry then chattered "Good, the reason I didn't tell you this before is because I don't want to be relocated." I just stared at him and asked "'Relocated', what do you mean by 'Relocated'?" we stop I got on all four to look at him directly, he sighed and chittered "Yes, you see I'm a…a Secret Agent." I was shocked to hear this and yet I felt like Déjà vu like something like this happened before so I asked "So did I found this out before?" Then Perry answered "Yes, yes you did, that day of the anniversary of my adoption last summer you and Ferb, somehow found your way to my Nemesis Doofenshmirtz's Building not knowing he is an Evil Scientist, you helped him build a portal to an Alternate Dimension, we meet the other Dimension Doofenshmirtz who was the Ruler of that Tri-State Area, and also was a member to an Evil Organization who control these creatures of darkness." I was a bit confused I asked "Creatures of Darkness?" and Perry said "Yes, in the second Dimension these are creatures created from darkness in People's hearts. Then my other Dimension self who was a Platyborg almost attack you two and I defended you guys."
I think I'm starting to remember some of that, Perry continued "You got mad at me because I didn't tell you my secret, and we escape, then we meet this other group who fights those Creatures in that Dimension, then we meet the other Dimension version of you two, then Second Dimension Doofenshmirtz broadcasted the message to me threating to turn myself in or that he'll hurt you two or even he'll Drafted you." What does he meant by Draft? I asked Him "'Draft'?" He answered "In other words he'll would turn you into one of those Creatures, and place me in a difficult circumstance that if he turns you into a creature of darkness, he'll sent you as one of those things after Ferb, leaving me to have… well I don't want to mention it, so I turned myself in so he won't do it, then he broke his side of the bargain by setting a trap you guys and this other group when you came to the rescue, we try to escape with the Resistance, but the carts caught on fire they have to separate the carts and lefts us with the other group behind." Then I chattered "I think I remember what happen after that, we were brought to the second Dimension Doofenshmirtz and he tried to make Ferb and me to repair his machine, so he could invade our Dimension and also bring a replica of the same machine that has awaken the Creatures in that dimension to wake our Dimension version of those things, is that right?"
Animal Catcher Senior Officer's P.O.V.:
I was diving down the street and saw a Badger and a Platypus that looks like they are having a conversation, but a Platypus is not native to America, and I sure they are wild. I turn to my Co-Officer with brown hair and wearing the same green suit as I, and I said "Okay Bob, we got wild animals to catch." Bob turned to me and said "Earl, I think that Platypus might be a Pet." And I replied sarcastically "Yeah, I sure the Badger is a Pet too." thinking he's wrong because I'm in charge and he's not and he said it "Get real Bob!" So we got out of our Animal Control Van got our animal graspers to go and catch them.
Perry's P.O.V.:
Great all of the memory starting to flow back into his memory, I conclude "…Then after the Second Dimension group and the Resistance returned to their Dimension, we have to get your memories erased so I do not have to be relocated." He nodded his head in understanding, I then asked him "So Phineas, please tell no one not even Ferb about our conversation, just keep it between us?" Phineas then thought for a moment tilting his head and said "Sure Perry, your secret is safe with me." Then out of nowhere Animal graspers got around our neck and tighten and these two Animal Control officers pick us up like we're wild, I tried to get free, so did Phineas who chattered "Hey guys! Let us go, we are not wild."
Bob's P.O.V.:
The Animals were struggling to get off, and chattering like crazy, we shelved them into the cage and we drove to the pound, ones we got there, we got our tools opened the Cage to the Badger, and quickly place the grasper around his neck, Earl when he opened the cage, Platypus ran out and try to loosen the Badger's restraints, Earl my senior Co-Office manage to catch the Platypus, but the Platypus grab the pole and Flipped Earl, I started to point and Laugh, then Joe another Animal Control Officer grab the Platypus with another grasper. "You got toss by a Platypus!" Then I started to laugh again, the badger got loose and I shot a tranquilizer dart at the Badger.
Perry's P.O.V.:
Once the Animal Control got us in to the Building, the Doctor at the Office went to check if the we have tags, she use a scanner and rub it across me, she said "Okay, this Platypus is owned by the Flynn-Fletcher Family, the Platypus name is Perry, his chip number is 10671-8500-10447, so we could call them today and they can pick him up tomorrow during business hours." The one of the Animal Control then said "Hey, looks like that this Platypus had its Venom sacs removed from his feet." The Doctor replied "Will they had to, so the Platypus could be adoptable." Then they pick up Phineas who is still tranquillized scan for a chip but he doesn't have one "Well, looks like that this Badger has no pet ID, so tomorrow if no comes to pick him up, he'll go back to the Wild." What, back to the Wild? They place me in a cage across of Phineas' cage. I heard the woman dial the number to our house "Hello, is this the Flynn-Fletchers'? …I'm called to inform you that your Pet's here… yep. You can come to pick him up at 9:00 am… yes, yes because we are close to the public now… you're welcome , bye" She hung up, well I hope they get here before these people sends Phineas off to the wild.
Lynda's P.O.V.:
Lawrence and I came home, and I saw Step-Son Ferb and my Daughter Candace said to me "Mom, Phineas is out walking with Perry." Isabella is there and she said "Perry's usually back by now." Then phone rang I Pick it up and answered "Hello? …yes, yes it is…" my eyes widen "Our Pets' there? Phi-" She cuts me off "At 9:00 AM tomorrow, why not today? …Okay, thanks…" and he added "But the Badger isn't, Hello?" I hung up the phone, and said "She hung up before I could say that Phineas is not a pet Badger he's our son, we'll tell them when we pick them up. "Isabella was shock "Phineas is at the Pound, then let's go get him!" Lawrence the answered "Yes, I agree, but the pound is lock up, so we have to wait 'til tomorrow to pick him up with Perry." I hope my son is alright, I'm so worried about him.
Perry's P.O.V.:
I saw Phineas laying there tranquillized, Then I saw a man in a green uniform with lot of badges, and a symbol of three lines on top and bottom with a star two leaves, and black boots a man with a black trimmed hair, with gray along the side apparently we use some of the hair product for product for middle age man... Wait, He's Command Sergeant Major Kevin John Weaver, he is in the higher division of O.W.C.A., he hold more authority then my Superior, but what is he doing here? He walk up to Phineas and talk to the Lady next "Max." The lady then place her hands on her head pull off a mask like Carl, it's not a woman it's a young boy with black hair saluting Weaver, "Yes, Sir?" The Superior then said "See that Badger there?" the boy named Max apparently his CSM Weaver's Intern "I want you to open the cage, and I'll recruit him." So he open the Cage and Carry Phineas off, I chattered out loud, but he has already carry Phineas off and on his way to the Training Felicity.
Ferb's P.O.V.:
I woke up, and I called the Companies so when we get Phineas and Perry from the Pound so we can turn Phineas back into a Human, but they all said that the remodeling is going to take longer about a week, after breakfast Dad, Mum, Candace, and I entered the Car. And drive to the Pound and we entered the building and Mum talked to the woman "Hello we're here to pick up our Badger and Platypus.' The woman said "Badger? I was only referring to your Platypus Perry." Mum the said "Yes, Badger, he's our Badger." The Lady then said "We didn't find any ID on the Badger, someone already pick him up and now he's in a special program for Animals before they are sent to the O.W.C.A. Animal Shelter, now you have to wait two weeks then you can show your papers for the Badger." They carry out Perry he waddled to us, Mum then retorted "Now we have to wait two weeks?" the Lady then replied "Yes, yes you do sorry." This is just great now we have to wait for two weeks to get Phineas back.
Author's Note: Well, it looks like Phineas might become a Secret Agent, who is this Colonel? And Guess who's going to be a new Evil Scientist? I hope you like this Chapter, and the underline section is a reference to my other Fanfiction I'm working on, I will update the next chapter A.S.A.P., please review.