"Try me!"

I'm Baaacccckkkkk! I know! I know! Its been a while. Well I have a perfectly logical explanation! We moved! AGAIN! And its diving me crazy! I still don't know where my art set's at. I had an atomic inspiration bomb dropped on me. So I have another seven chapters planed and another three already written up. So I'll post two today to make up for time lost in the move and post another in a week or so.

This chappie was something I started writing awhile ago and then lost inspiration. I decided to finish it after the move. Not all that awkward and I'm still having a hard time writing (exams and stuff) but I hope you like it. To save you from the rest of my blabbering here is the review replies!

Zoxy2: I totally agree with you. I think that is part of what makes it cute. This is what happens when a red head and a blond lives together! We are known as the Silly sisters for a reason!

XD: Spiders was also my fav fic. I thought it was hilarious!

Bluebug00: Don't you dare help that spark of personality escape! D8/ Flying pigs away!

Emmazippy577: Glad you liked it!

DFDPGZ14: Why thank you! Loyal BatMinon!

Declaimer: If only I did. If only :(

Post date: Do, 25 June 2014

Written date: Sat, 21 June 2014

Toys R Us...

"So, what are we doing here again?" Sam, tucker, Dani and Danny stood in the gigantic store known as Toys R Us. It was heaven for anyone under the age of 8. For teenagers, though, it was just creepy.

Danny sighed and turned to his friends. "My aunt recently adopted a one year old kid. My mom wanted me to get a present for her. My mom would have gotten it but, unfortunately, Jazz is at a lecture and my mom is busy helping my dad fix the RV."

"How did that happen again?" Tucker asked.

"My dad drove over a fire hydrant. He thought it was possessed because it was leaking water."

"Fine, but this has to be quick." Sam said pulling her arms close to her as she eyed the pink stuffed bear next to her. "This place is hell for a Goth."

Danny smiled, and glanced at the little raven haired girl holding his hand. She was taking everything in the store in with great awe.

The two halfas were obviously in disguise. After the Disasteriod, they had somewhat become worldwide celebrities. Danny's parents accepted him and happily adopted Dani, who, they soon realized, started ageing backwards ever since the incident with the ecto-dejecto. Luckily they managed to stop the de-aging when she was at the age of six, which turned out to be a much more fitting age for her. "Like it?"

"Like it?! I love it! It's SO BIG!" She squealed in delight, running off to play with another group of kids not far away. Danny snickered and turned back to the Goth next to him, who was still eyeing the fluffy terror. "So any suggestions?"

"Um, I don't know, a doll?" Danny held his hand at his chin deep in thought. "No, I don't think she's old enough."

"Oh, well, what about clothes?"

Danny frowned and shook his head. "Nah... He paused as he noticed something missing. "Hey where's Tucker?"

Sam averted her gaze from the bear for a second to search for the techno-geek, who was indeed no where to be seen. "I'm not sure. He was right here a few minutes ago."

Danny sighed, annoyed by his friends disappearance. "We'd better get him. I've got an idea on where he might be."

Sam sent one last glance at the Teddy before knocking it of the pedestal and following her boyfriend. Danny laughed at the Goth's antics, walking off to the Tech division of the famous toy store.

Meanwhile...

Dani walked along the wide paths of the colorful toy store. It was big, enough said. The girls she played with earlier turned out to be complete meanies and Dani didn't want to play with them anymore. So after she left (she set the other girl's hair on fire and disappeared XD), she stated to look around for Danny, only to find he was missing. Now (back in human form of course) she was strolling trough the halls, looking for her half-dead cousin.

She turned around another corner. Nothing. Great. "How big is this place anyway?"

She was just about to search somewhere else when something caught her eye. The halfa laughed at her luck. "No way!"

"Come on Tuck! You're not getting off that easy. We have to find a present!"

"Aww, just one more game!" The halfa rolled his eyes at his friend. They had found him in the Techno section of the toy store, playing games on the new PS4. "Please?! It's Ninja Master 4!"

Danny's eyes widened slightly. Ninja Master 4?! It was barely out in shops before it was sold out! They had to play it! His face turned into a wide grin. "Okay."

"Yes!" Tucker quickly celebrated with a fist bump.

"But only one game!" The Techno geek was obviously not listening. His fingers moved over the controls like the Flash on a sugar high. Typing in all the correct sequences as he chose his character. "Danny? Are you sure about this?"

"Yeah! Don't worry about it! It will only be one game." He assured the skeptical goth. "Besides we can find the present later. Let's have some fun first."

He held out another controller for her. She eyed it for a moment, shrugged and grabbed it. If you can't beat them, join them, right? "You're going down Foley!"

"In your dreams Manson!"

Dani eyed the toy suspiciously. Who's sick idea was this?! She rubbed her eyes once again, just to make sure what she was seeing was indeed real. Before her stood an entire aisle of Danny Phantom merchandise. On the shelf various chibi versions of her family and their enemies stood in an organized line. Sam, Danny, Tucker, Skulker, Technus, even the Box Ghost! She picked up the plushie closest to her, a childish replica of Phantom, thermos in hand. She laughed out loud when she saw the "Try Me" sticker on his chest. "Wait till Danny sees this!"

With a slight hesitation, she pushed the button. Then she wished she didn't when it started playing the pre-recorded quotes at full blast, drawing the attention of the entire store. "I'm going ghost!"

It paused for a second before it sounded again. "You're going down ghost scum!"

"Prepare to be sucked!" (Omw! XD)

"I'm the hero of the world!" And so it went on drawing a bigger and bigger crowd as the poor six year old halfa struggled to switch off the defective doll in between laughs.

The trio was busy with their seventh game (rematch against Sam) when Danny heard the first quote sounding through the store. So forgetting the game completely, Danny followed the trail of people and the constant cheesy quotes that occasionally echoed through the air. When he finally found the source of the commotion, Tucker was the first to laugh. He had to admit he was amused too. "Dude! Is Dani holding a mini version of you?!"

"Looks like it" Danny laughed and walked over to his tiny cousin, who was still struggling with the toy. She haven't seemed to notice him.

"Danielle. Need some help?"

Finally she turned to him, frantic. "Danny, help, it won't shut up!"

"Here let me have a look." She handed the toy over to him. He fiddled with it for another ten minutes before the stupid thing's racket became unbearable. He grunted in frustration. By now Dani was holding her hands to her ears. "Why won't it stop!"

Suddenly Dani gave a shout of frustration, kicked the toy out of Danny's hand and blasted plushie Phantom to smithereens. Only after did she realize her mistake. "Oops."

Next to her Danny stood clutching his chest as if he himself got shot as he stared at the smoldering pile of Danny.

"Danny! Put it out!" Sam screamed at the thought of a new potential fire, snapping him out of his daze. He quickly used his ice power to extinguish the flames. As soon as the flames were extinguished everything went deathly silent (no pun intended).

"ITS PHANTOM!

The trio didn't have time to calm down as waves of fangirls crashed down on them. "Oh s*** run!"

And that was the last time Team Phantom went to Toys R Us...

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