A/N: Hola peeps. Here's the next chapter. Hope you like it. In this chapter, there will be some Spanish speaking, but there's not enough for me to feel like translating all of it, so if you don't know what it says, LOOK IT UP! Anyway, as answer to Smart Girl's question, as I've told you before, Cindy MIGHT tell a chapter, but only if I need her to. So there. Anyway, (man, I say that a lot) R&R! Enjoy!

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Chapter Three

Samantha

Man, my head hurts, I thought as my body was dragged back into consciousness. I sure hope Joey's thinking the same thoughts so I can call him a whiner. I sat up with my fingers on my temples and looked at my surroundings.

I couldn't see much. It was dark, mostly, but a bright light shone directly in front of me, almost like a…fire. "Hello," a voice said. I squinted into the light and saw…..well, what I saw is almost indescribable, but since I'm awesome and I'm being paid to tell this story, I'll describe it anyway.

I saw a man with crazy Albert Einstein hair about six different colors. He wore a labcoat stained with barbeque sauce and other scientisty stuff.

The man was tall and thin and had long arms and legs. "No habla ingles," I replied, hoping to possibly trick the man into thinking I didn't speak English.

That plan was washed down the drain when I found out the stupid whitecoat spoke Spanish! The jerk.

"Buenos tardes, mi hija," Doc Brown said. Good afternoon, my child, I translated in my head. "Como estas?" the doc continued.

I glared at him and answered, "Mal." Dr. G-H tilted his head.

"Por que?" he inquired.

"Por que tu eres…..eres…como se dice annoying?" I asked.

Dr. Barbeque thought for awhile before answering, "Molesto." (A/N: btw, if any Spanish speakers know a better appropriate word for annoying, tell me.)

I nodded and repeated, "Por que tu eres molesto. Muy molesto." Translation: Because you are annoying. Very annoying. And he was. Extremely so.

Unfortunately for me, Dr. Doofenshmirtz was not very offended by my remarks. "What do you want?" I asked, abandoning the attempt at speaking Spanish.

He held up one hand; then started moving his arms and legs up and down dramatically, making me think of a new name for him.

"You and your brother have been chosen to save the world from the evil Setnos," Dr. Worm recited, still moving his arms and legs like worms.

Great, I thought. You just had to bring Joey into this.

"Who are you anyway?" I asked in reply. Instead of answering, Dr. Barbeque disappeared in a flash of light. All that was left was an Egyptian hieroglyph: Thoth.

(A/N: Don't worry. The chapter's not over. I just had to say that I have absolutely no idea how many hieroglyphics Thoth is. I just said one cause I was too lazy to look it up.)

When I woke up, I was in a dimly lit room, illuminated by six torches on the walls. I was lying on the floor; blue sand under my back. "Hello?" I called; my voice echoing.

"Welcome back to the land of the living," a familiar voice replied sarcastically.

I turned toward the voice and saw a familiar figure to match the familiar accent.

"Who are you?" I asked the girl, just to be sure. "Who are you?" the Brit replied.

"I asked first," I argued. "I asked second," she argued back.

"Fine," I gave in. "I'm Samantha. Sam for short."

"I'm Sadie."

I smiled to myself; having gotten the information I wanted. "You're the girl from the museum, aren't you? British Host or whatever?" I asked.

Sadie hesitated, but eventually nodded. "And, uh….B-Ball Fan," I continued.

"Carter," Sadie informed me.

"Right. Carter. He's your brother, yes?"

Sadie nodded. "How do you know?" she asked.

I shrugged. "Just the way you two argued. It's a sibling thing," I answered.

"You have a brother?"

"Yeah," I answered. "He was at the museum, too. By the Greek stuff.

I was surprised that Sadie looked like this was new information to her, since I'd figured Sadie and Carter had been watching Joey like Cindy and Nico had been watching me.

"So…where am I anyway?" I asked, trying to change the subject. Sadie looked around.

"You're in a pyramid," she answered.

"Like the ones in Egypt?"

Sadie nodded. "You know, except blue and in America," she added.

I nodded. "Oh! I almost forgot!" Sadie exclaimed. "I'm supposed to show you something!"

"What?"

Instead of answering, Sadie grinned and turned away, facing a blank wall. "Roll film!"

A/N: So, what did you think? Did any of you catch all my references? I apologize to any Doctor Who fans out there for never calling Thoth The Doctor. I was going to, but the thought of it gave me an image of Thoth in either a Stetson or a Fez, and both were disturbing, so sorry. Anyway, hope you liked it! Review!