The three heroes made their way to the stadium area of the school, killing any zombie that comes their way.

(Yay! We're finally back! For a while, I was thinking the writer dropped the idea.)

[Um…. No, the writer does not have a home computer, so his only computer options are at his school or local library. His school was closed for a week for Thanksgiving and after Wednesday of his Thanksgiving break, the local library was closed, otherwise, this would be done by now.]

"Either way, we're back after way too long." Deadpool said.

"Hey, Juliet, Deadpool, I'm not sure I can do this." Nick said worriedly.

"([N00b.])"

"Oh, come on, Nick! You're with me and Deadpool. Nothing could go wrong!" Juliet said happily.

"Yeah, I guess you're right, but…" Nick began, but then something dripped on his cheek. "Is that rain?" He asked, wiping it away, to see that it was blood.

They all looked up to see a massive Viking ship flying through the sky and a giant Viking was sitting where the captain sits. "Hello, Skrealings!" He called, then we get a look at the interior of the ship, which appears to actually be mechanized, running on a large number of wheels rather than zombies rowing it. The bear head on the Viking's shoulder then roared loudly. "Lot's 'a tasty treats for ya, eh, Yumil?" He asked, then began drumming violently, sending lightning bolts down at our trio.

Juliet used her impressive agility and cheerleading skills to dodge the lightning bolts, Deadpool constantly teleported out of the way and Nick dove underneath a bench. "I'm guessing a giant floating Viking ship IS NOT a good thing?" Nick called.

[He couldn't guess that from the start -.-?]

(Wow, he's a GENIUS!)

"Right on the first guess there, jock." Deadpool called.

"Another Dark Purveyor!" Juliet said, glaring at the ship as it sailed away. Then, she noticed so something, causing her to gasp. "Oh my gosh! That's my big sister, Cordelia!" She said, looking at her sister holding on to the middle of the back of the ship (I don't know what the actual piece is called).

(Ooh, older sister?!)

[Think we could get some play here]

"Let's hope she gets turned on by guns and violence!" Deadpool said hopefully, clasping his hands together as if praying.

"Who?" Nick asked, crawling out from under the bench.

"My big sister, Cordelia! She's a zombie hunter, too!" Juliet said, happily, then turned to shout to her sister.

"Really?" Nick and Deadpool asked, Nick surprised while Deadpool was excited (not the way you're probably thinking of).

"Hey! Cordelia! Caaan you hear me!?" Juliet shouted to get her sister's attention.

Cordelia seemed to have heard it, despite the great distance and she shouted back to the younger Starling, although she had to scream louder. "HEEEY. WHAT'S UP, JULIET?!" She asked, waving.

Juliet was still jumping and calling, but at this point, the distance was too great between the sisters, but fortunately, there were somehow subtitles, which just repeated Juliet's last sentence about asking if she could hear her.

Cordelia then saluted and a bio poster for her appeared:

CORDELIA STARLING

Age: 20

Favorite weapon:

L115A3 Long Range Rifle

Turn-ons:

Guns, Quesadillas, bullet wounds in her enemies.

Turn-offs:

Talking in movie theaters, the color blue, sea monsters.

"YES! She loves guns! And Mexican food! I've found my dream woman!….Until I die and can be with Death, that is." He said.

"Hey, Cordelia! What's up?" Nick called in a friendly nervous tone, although with his volume barely over normal talking, I doubt she would hear him.

"Hey, Cordelia! Name's Deadpool! Feel like grabbing a bite to eat at a Mexican restaurant?" Deadpool called, which caused the young cheerleader to decapitate him.

"See you in a few! Right now, I'm gonna go kick some zombie ass!" Cordelia called, then looked like she remembered something. "Oh, yeah! I almost forgot! Happy Birthday!" She called, tossing down a present with a parachute on it to slow its fall, but the "Happy Birthday" part of the sentence was hardly audible.

"CAAN'T HEAR YOU!" Juliet called as loud as she could.

"I said, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Cordelia shouted one last time, a little more audible, before she finally reached the limit of earshot.

They then began their travels as soon as Deadpool "pulled himself together" if you will. They took a few steps before seeing a football team.

"Ten hut! Ten butt fuck!" The leader said.

"[Please tell me I heard that wrong.]"

(Gay!)

Then a tree fell and blocked the path to the zombies, so they had to walk around to where the path was blocked by rubble, leaving ramps. "Check out this new trick, guys! It's called the Chainsaw Dash!" Juliet said, rushing forward with her chainsaw/motorcycle hybrid, flying over the ramps with style. Deadpool found a bike and followed her and Nick…. Hm….. Found a scooter.

The three rocketed over the first ramp, then had to fight some zombies. A couple of buses blocking the way then blew up and made a new ramp.

"Yay! Point for game progressions!" Deadpool shouted.

"Deadpool, it's a fanfiction, not a game." Juliet corrected.

"So, what are we gonna do now, Juliet?" Nick asked.

"Most importantly, I wanna find my birthday present my sister dropped. Secondly, I wanna save my sister's life!" Juliet answered happily.

"Well, you've got your priorities straight." Deadpool said.

"I know, Yay! Let's get to the roof of the school and find that floaty boat!" Juliet said, putting away the motorcycle part of the chainsaw and, using her incredible momentum, slashed through 5 zombies at once, Deadpool also cutting through them while still on the bike and Nick jumped off the scooter near a zombie and did a lunging stab right into its brain. Once that was done, a police car blew up and flipped onto its back, leaned up against a bus to make another ramp. "Explosions are SUCH a cliché!" Juliet complained.

"Yes, but it's called 'advancing through the stage', a must have, just like progression in games, buying upgrades and whatnot like you have to do in my game to make us more badass." Deadpool said.

[That is impossible. There is nothing more badass than us.]

Anyway, they continued on and encountered the football quarterback, who was…

"Aw, man, our quarterback's a zombie!" Juliet said, disappointed.

"Kill him anyway!" Nick said, stabbing at him.

([Hell yeah!])

"Now you're talkin', buddy!" Deadpool said, joining in.

"You undead a-holes are a disgrace to the San Romero football uniform!" Juliet said, attacking the zombies along with the two guys.

"Hey, that one was looking up your skirt!" Nick said, violently attacking the zombie he just noticed peeping on his girl.

After they were dispatched, the baseball team came out of nowhere and attacked.

"Hey, look, it's the world series of LAME!" Nick said, shooting at them.

"I am shooting you!" Deadpool taunted as he ripped a zombie apart with his machine guns.

They were dispatched and then a fire truck came out of nowhere and crashed into a bus and was stuck in front of another bus, creating a way for the trio to get across.

"I hate it when everyone turns into zombies, but it's also kinda fun because I get to do stuff like jump on a fire truck!" Juliet said happily, jumping in the bus and zipping to the fire truck, to the front area of the school where she waited for her 2 companions.

"Ha ha! It is fun! It makes me forget most of my friends are dead!" Nick laughed, following her.

[Was he being sarcastic or serious.]

(I…. Have NO clue.)

"Yeah, you gotta worry about that one. Hey, you guys wonder how her dad's gonna react to Nick now as opposed to the game since he has a body now?"

([….. Good question.])

"Oh, well, we'll leave that up to the fans in the reviews." Deadpool said, joining up with the two as they entered the school.

"Careful, guys, this place is falling apart." Nick said.

They continued until they ran into a student being taken by zombies. They followed to see him on the floor, pleading for mercy from 3 firemen zombies.

"Whoa, it's like 'backdraft' with rabies." Nick said.

"Is that a reference to something?" Deadpool asked.

"Hold on, victim dude, we're coming to help!" Juliet said.

Despite the zombies somehow breathing fire, they still dispatched with them relatively easy. They then cut through a door and proceeded up a flight of stairs.

"What's your favorite color, Nick?" Juliet asked.

"Blue… No, green!" He answered.

(Haha! Holy Grail reference.)

"Awesome! I love learning about you!" Juliet said happily.

"I fucked up, it's yellow." Nick said, changing his mind again, causing all 3 parts of Deadpool to burst out laughing.

They walked through a red door path, but then it lowered behind them and 2 zombie football players burst through the wall. "Touchdown!" The first one shouted, then they looked at the trio. "I'm gonna fist my ass with your head!" He shouted.

(Why are all these zombie football players gay?)

Deadpool attacked them with his "Old School" momentum attack, break dancing and slicing them into hamburgers. Juliet, meanwhile, was looking at the fires. "All these small fires are dangerous, but kind of atmospheric. And romantic. Don't you think Nick?" She asked in a slightly seductive voice.

"Yeah, but I think we need to stay focused." Nick said, slightly weirded out, stabbing a football zombie charging at him.

"I know, it's not like I was gonna make out with you or grab your crotch or anything." She said.

"I didn't know what you meant." Nick explained.

Later, they continued on yet again.

"Do you wanna have babies someday, Nick?" She asked.

"Well, maybe someday, but I don't think that would be a good idea now." He said.

Suddenly, the two doors in front and behind them closed, but were open enough for legless zombies to crawl through. "I'll shove a bat up your ass!" One of them said.

"Again with the gay comments! Enough already leg-a-less." Deadpool joked, shooting the zombie in the head with a shotgun.

"That was funny, Deadpool." Juliet giggled, slicing the zombies.

They eventually killed all of them and continued on once again continued and went up another flight of stairs.

"So, how long have you been a zombie hunter?" Nick asked Juliet.

"Forever! I killed my first zombie at 6 months old. With a sharpened rattle." Juliet answered happily.

"Ah, the good old baby years." Deadpool said, remembering when he fought a bunch of ninjas shortly after being born (Watch Ultimate Spider-man. The episode's called "Ultimate Deadpool", because Deadpool broke the fourth wall and changed it. He probably made it up, but his mind's messed up enough where he probably DOES believe it.)

They continued on into another hallway that was blocked, but fireman zombies on in a classroom were approaching them with giant axes, despite being on the other side of a wall.

"We're here to help you, you're gonna be fine!" One of them said, a scarier sounding one, mind you, then he broke through the wall with an explosion just by swinging his ax.

"I saved a cat from a tree." One of the others said.

"Yeah, congratulations, here's your medal!" Deadpool said, shooting him in the head. "Well, technically, that's lead, but oh well, who cares. The writer's not here to make sense, he's here to be funny and make us look badass." Deadpool said, then a light on the ceiling fell and hit him in the head.

Nick shot the zombies from a distance and Juliet went low, taking out their legs. They then saw the present go flying by through the window. "That's the parachute from Cordelia's present!" Juliet said.

(Quick author's note: I can't believe these stupid computers. They think "Cordelia's/Cordelia" is a spelling error! Same with Juliet and… let me check… Nope, not Rosalind.)

They all jumped out the window and Juliet went shopping again.

"Really?" Deadpool asked, annoyed, like in the trailer for his game when his banana broke and hit the ground when he was about to take a bite.

"Shopping just makes me feel better about myself." Juliet replied. Then they saw more ramps for the dash. "Time for chainsaw dash again!" Juliet chirped.

"Drive careful, okay?" Nick asked.

They proceeded over the jumps, mowed down a few zombies in front of them and cleared a decent gap. Once they cleared it, however, lightning began to strike more fiercely. "Guys, we have to be careful!" Nick said worriedly. They then reached a massive gap shortly after that (I don't have time to say every little detail).

"I'll show you another trick Sensei taught me, Nick! It's called 'The Big Jump'!" Juliet said cheerfully and ran over the ramp and did a split in mid-air with a rainbow trail following her.

"Did that rainbow trail just come out of her ass?" Deadpool asked.

"No, it came from her feet." Nick said in an annoyed tone, then tried to figure out how to get across.

"Well, see ya. I'll keep Juliet warm for you." Deadpool said, about to teleport, but then Nick tackled him, causing both of them to land on their heads where Juliet was, just in time for another game of zombie basketball, although this round wasn't quite as bad as the first one.

"Okay, then. Time to serve out some more decappuccino!" Deadpool said, spinning around on his tip-toes, cutting of zombie heads left and right, easily bringing the score up to 95 in about 30 seconds. But then a big, buff (not being racist, it's true) black zombie came out of nowhere and started kicking his ass (seriously, that kind of zombie is the biggest pain in the ass in that round of zombie basketball).

"Deadpool!" Nick said and tried to help, but he wasn't helping too much, but he did manage to get the zombie off him long enough for Juliet to cut his head off and send in through the basket.

"One more!" Deadpool said, rushing at a zombie, crouching underneath it and pulling out his pulse rifle and blasted its head off, amazingly leaving it in one piece, sending it into the basket. They won and coins rained down on them.

They continued on again until they reached another big jump. Just before they hit it, though, Nick hit a rock with the scooter and fell, having to grab a hold of Juliet's waist, but it didn't seem to bother her.

"Hold on with your teeth in case your arms slip, Nick!" Juliet told him.

"Okay!" He said.

Unfortunately, once they hit the jump, he accidentally…

"Ow! You bit my butt!" Juliet complained.

"Sorry!" He said.

(I wouldn't apologize. I'd bite it, too!)

[She's 18, so I guess it's legal, but rape isn't. Besides, we're too old for her.]

"Tell that to the guy from that band Boston who married a 19 year old when he was 53." Deadpool said before he went over the jump.

They then landed in an exercise room and found a bunch of zombies running on treadmills. "Let's take a shower together!" One of them said. Then, one zombie who looked like a pitcher fell and landed on the treadmill and hit the floor when the treadmill threw him off.

(Ohmigod, that's hilarious!)

"One of the best zombie moments I've ever seen!" Deadpool laughed.

[I thought zombies were supposed to be slow as hell. And they aren't supposed to talk, either. Just moan and groan.]

"Running zombies? Haha! How fuckin' stupid!" Nick laughed.

"Yeah, what kind of idiot would come up with that! Haha!" Juliet laughed with him.

They cut up the zombies in there, when suddenly, a giant, old, fatass zombie woman fell from the roof, spinning around like Deadpool, except without swords. She knocked over all the exercise bikes in the process. "Where are my beautiful grandchildren?" She asked.

"What the fuck?!" Nick asked, surprised by the sudden entrance.

"Screw it, kill 'er!" Deadpool said, charging up his pulse rifles, blowing up everything from her boobs up.

"Nice, let's go." Nick said.

"Wait a second…" Deadpool said, noticing something. He then reached between 2 of her fat rolls and found… an entire pork chop (I am NOT kidding. It's in her bio or whatever.). "What the hell?!" He said.

"O…kay, creepy." Juliet said, running out. "What the dick is going on with all of this crazy stuff?!" Juliet asked in an annoyed tone.

"What the dick?" Nick asked.

"It's my new phrase I invented. You like it?" She asked.

"I think you can do better." He said.

"MUCH better. Even the writer could come up with a better line than that." Deadpool said, then got hit in the head by a falling brick.

They continued on a little further and encountered Juliet's squad, now a little less than alive. "Go, die, zombie scum! Ready? Okay! Undead, we slay! You all suck and we are great! D-D-Decapitate. U.G.L.Y. Wake up. It's time to die!" They cheered attacking 3 different students.

"Aw, man, my squad has joined the zombies!" Juliet said sadly, but still attacked them.

"Agnes used to be so hot. Now she's got an intestine coming out of her vagina! Ulgh!" Nick said in disgust, shooting the one he was just talking about.

"That's one V-jay I'd actually stay AWAY from." Deadpool said, for once keeping his distance from women, shooting them with his machine guns. They then went to save the students.

Deadpool walked up to one girl and helped her out, then she gave him coins. "I…. need another tampon." She said nervously, then disappeared.

"([What the hell?])"

Nick went up to a guy in a corner near some equipment (I don't know what they're called, some type of machine, though) and helped him up, getting coins from him. "Girls in Kenya have big butts." The dude said before disappearing.

"I…. Didn't need to know that, dude." Nick said awkwardly.

Juliet went up to the last one and got coins from him. "Oh my god! EASTER EGG! Ohho!" He laughed before disappearing.

"How was that an Easter egg?" Juliet asked.

(Her whole game is one giant, sexy Easter egg!)

[Yes. Yes, it is.]

"Wow, we all agree for once." Deadpool said.

Suddenly, lightning struck a barrel on top of a vaulting box, leaving it open for the trio to get across.

"Sweet!" Juliet said, jumping on it and launching herself into the air, doing a bunch of moves, then landing perfectly. "Hurray for me!" She said, then leaned forward on one foot to pose, lifting the other one back. Suddenly, she remembered the two guys behind her. "Hey! Deadpool! You better not be looking up my skirt! You can look, though, Nick." Juliet said, seductively at the end.

"What about me?" I asked.

"No!" They all shouted, Nick and Deadpool pointing their guns at me.

"Damn!" I said, then disappeared before they shot at me.

Nick then jumped onto the spring board, then onto the vaulting box, then he almost made it onto the walkway where Juliet was, but he didn't jump high enough and bashed his head into it, almost knocking himself out, but he still managed to grab onto the ledge of it. Deadpool jumped onto the vaulting box and double jumped onto the walkway.

"Double jump for the win, bitches!" He laughed.

[Laws of physics, be damned!]

Nick then climbed his way up and they continued onto the roof. Shortly after, Juliet got a phone call and stopped while the two guys waited. She stabbed her chainsaw into the ground and answered it.

"Juliet? It's Cordelia. Just a tip, sis, but you're moving around too much as you hunt zombies. From a distance, use your homing attack. When they get close, rush in for the kill. It's kinda common hunter knowledge but, you know…" She said, hanging up.

Juliet seemed to ignore it because (if she's anything like how I play the game) she didn't seem to do it (My reason being I can't figure out what the homing attack is). They continued on, killed more football zombies and Deadpool blew up a bunch of barrels and a chain-link gate in the way and they did another big jump, Nick having found a skateboard to replace his scooter. They made it to the next area and lightning was striking everywhere around them.

"They're right that lightning doesn't strike twice. It strikes like 18 times!" Nick complained.

(I've been keeping track. He's actually right.)

[I'm impressed you've actually paid attention.]

They dashed along until a helicopter came from nowhere, full of fire fighter zombies. "More fire fighters to the rescue! We'll rescue everyone!" One of them said as a bunch of them jumped out of the chopper.

"I feel like singing 'it's raining men'." Nick said annoyed.

"Haha! That would be funny, Nick! TIME TO KILL THESE EFFERS!" Juliet shouted.

"Read my mind!" Deadpool laughed maniacally, spraying bullets everywhere, a few times narrowly missing Nick and Juliet (like in that scene from Highschool of the Dead where Takashi missed every single shot he fired from an AK at zombies and every time almost hit Saeko. Good thing she dodged… By the way, I plan on making a Highschool of the dead x Lollipop Chainsaw crossover, keep an eye out). They then dashed once again and finally saw the present fly into view.

"Yay! My present! What do you think it is, guys?" Juliet asked.

"I don't know, maybe something that'll kill every zombie that's left so we don't have to deal with it." Nick said, grimly, but hopefully.

"A couple naked pictures of your big sister." Deadpool said.

([Hell yeah!])

But then they were decapitated again by Juliet. He put it back on and they dashed quickly to the edge of the roof and reached the present, also catching a view of the Viking ship. "I see the ship!" Juliet called as they jumped and grabbed the present. They then floated down to a baseball field, but it was taking forever.

"Argh! I hate waiting! Sail down faster!" Deadpool shouted, for a second thinking about shooting holes into the parachute.

(Lame! It's SO BORING!)

[Zzz…. Zzz… Zzz…]

Juliet was humming a tune until they got close enough to land, at which point, Nick and Deadpool landed on their feet, but Juliet flipped off, cutting the strings to the parachute and landing in a croushed position, catching it in one hand.

"Nice jump." Nick said. They opened up the box and magically, Juliet's chainsaw suddenly formed an attachment that was an eight round grenade-launcher-looking gun. The word "Love" was on the barrel with a heart.

"Oh, I can't wait for you to shoot the fuck out of stuff with this!" Nick said.

"Finally! Now you can actually help us with the shooting, too!" Deadpool said.

"Cordelia's like the best big sister EVER!" Juliet said happily as her chainsaw transformed. Then with a sparkly background, the 3 announced the name of the weapon. "CHAINSAW BLASTER!"

Suddenly, another game started from nowhere. "Zombie baseball! Aim and shoot at the approaching zombies. Can you score a winning homerun?" Swan's voice announced. "The game starts with the home team losing by an overwhelming amount of runs." He announced.

"2 runs are overwhelming?" Deadpool questioned.

A zombie then began to crawl out of the ground. "Let's give my new present a test-run!" Juliet said, shooting him in the chest as he climbed out, somehow blasting off his head and limbs (I'm not kidding, that's happened to me before, when I get a head shot or even a body shot).

"Ha! You shot him instead of throwing a ball at him! That's hilarious!" Nick laughed.

"Ahahahaha! YES IT IS!" Deadpool laughed, joining in on the shooting.

(Oh, fuck, the hell, yes!)

[Am I the only one still sane in this group?]

"Bottom of the ninth, Juliet Starling, Nick Carlyle and Deadpool at bat." A female announced.

"Nick, you run, WE SHOOT EVERYTHING!" Deadpool strategized, maniacally laughing at the end.

"Got it!" Nick said, running the bases. Unfortunately, I guess he's a little cocky and had to stop and cheer each time he ran ONE base. All I'm saying is; wait 'til you either get a home run or win the game, man. "Shut up, writer!" He shouted at me. Then a zombie that looked like one from House of the Dead came from nowhere with a chainsaw and ran straight for him. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Nick pleaded, then the zombie got burnt to a crisp by fire I shot from my hands from the bleachers.

"You're not getting in the way of my Nick!" Juliet said, blasting the other, smaller zombies coming at him (have you seen those lumberjack-sized zombies in House of the Dead? They're jacked!).

"Suck on this zombies!" Deadpool said, throwing a grenade into a middle of a group of legless zombies after Juliet shot their legs off (by the way, just for reference, I'm giving Juliet's Chainsaw Blaster unlimited ammo, too. Nick and Deadpool have it, so why not?).

With the combined firepower of Juliet and Deadpool, they won easily without Nick taking a scratch.

"Yes! Victory! Zombie baseball has its own Babe Ruth, and she's a real babe!" Swan called over the intercom.

"I could do this all day, but I think we should keep going." Nick said.

"Yeah, I wanna meet Juliet's sister." Deadpool said deviously, which earned him a hole through the chest from Juliet's Chainsaw blaster (By the way, I'm assuming some people are thinking this, since I'm having Deadpool get hurt very often that I don't like him a lot, not true. I'm a fan of Deadpool, it's just funny when he gets hurt and it doesn't even bother him. It is all purely for comic relief, like the only reason Dan Hibiki is in Street Fighter).

"I doubt my sister would go anywhere near you." Juliet said angrily.

"Either way, I think the ship went over to the school's unrealistically gigantic swimming pool." Nick said.

They continued along until Juliet got another call on her cell phone.

"([Again?])" Everyone except Juliet said.

"Sorry! Jeez!" Juliet said annoyed as she answered her phone.

"Juliet? Mom."

"Hey, Mom. What's up?"

"Can you believe Cordelia wants to get a motorcycle?"

"What?! No way!"

"I know! There is NO way! Those things are death traps! It's bad enough your Dad has one! And the same goes for you!"

"I won't, Mom. Promise."

"Good girl. Love you, see you soon."

"Love you, too, Mom."

"What is the point of these phone calls?" Deadpool asked.

"I know, I'm thinking it was just a reason for them to stop the game and point the camera all over Juliet." Nick grumbled.

"Let's go!" Juliet said, annoyed at their comments and they entered the gym.

In the gym, Cordelia had Vikke directly in her sights, aiming at his chest, I think (hard to see). Then she heard something and aimed her sights at her little sister's chest, if she were to fire right now, it would be exactly what Alucard did to Seras, except Juliet would die… And it would be on the opposite side.

"Cordelia!" Juliet said, jumping and waving to her sister.

Cordelia jumped and flipped in the air, landed perfectly on her feet, then combat rolled (that's usually what military people call it, martial artists do as well, but it depends on which kind you're talking to, some would call it a ninja roll) towards her sister.

"Hey, Juliet. And who are these two?" She asked, putting herself a little bit in front of her sister, pointing her rifle at them.

"No, Cordelia! That cute one is my boyfriend, Nick!" Juliet said, pulling on Cordelia's elbow, moving the rifle enough to keep it pointing away from Nick.

"Oh. He's cute." Cordelia said in a more friendly tone.

"Hey, Cordelia. What's up?" Nick asked, slightly in fear.

"So, who's the ninja?" Cordelia said, pointing it at Deadpool's chest.

"You can shoot to your heart's content, hot stuff, but it's not gonna do you much good. I've got a healing factor!" Deadpool said in his usual joyful tone whenever he mentions his healing factor.

"That's Deadpool." Juliet said, slightly annoyed.

"Oh, now that you mentioned it, I've heard of him. The 'merc with the mouth', right?" She asked.

"That's me." He said.

"Emphasis on the mouth part." Nick said.

([Hey!])

"I've heard you've got some sick weapons, too, right?" Cordelia said.

"Oh, I've got a good arsenal. Care to see some of it?" He asked.

"Definitely." Cordelia said, her eyes becoming lustful.

He pulled out his pulse rifles and handed one to her. "Guaranteed death in one shot, honey. One blast and all that's left is a blood stain." He said, holding it close to her face for her to see every detail.

"I've gotta admit, I'm getting wet right now." Cordelia said in both awe and in a lustful tone.

"EWW!" Juliet shrieked, covering her ears.

"I think you've crossed the line, writer." Nick said.

"No, I haven't. I seem to remember one of Juliet's little cheers for you. I think it goes something like 'Nick I bet you make me wet', or something?" I said.

"He wins, there, dude. Suda51 has never used the term 'Overrated'." Deadpool said.

"Thank you." I said, leaving.

There was suddenly ominous music and Vikke prepared to take off. Deadpool took his other pulse rifle back, grabbed Nick's shoulder and teleported onto the boat while Juliet and Cordelia ran to a safe distance in opposite directions.

"Juliet! Execute maneuver 54V!" Cordelia called over her shoulder, turning at the right distance.

"Right!" Juliet confirmed, running towards her big sister in a full sprint. She then jumped onto Cordelia's readied hands and they counted down. "One! Two! Three!" The counted and, using Juliet's running momentum and her own impressive physical power, Cordelia used all of her strength to launch Juliet up to the ship.

"Good luck, sis! And you, too, Deadpool!" Cordelia called.

Juliet landed on the ship and glared at Vikke. "If it isn't the Pirates of the jerk-off-ian!" Juliet said angrily.

"Heehee! That would make him Captain Jack Spare-load!" Deadpool giggled (I usually only use that word if it's a girl, but it's the only word I could think of that matches what Deadpool little laugh like that sounds like).

"You've got a lot a' gall setting foot on me ship, Stelpa!" Vikke said.

"Uh… Getting a little seasick…" Nick said in a sick tone.

"Alright, boys! Yumil! Let's cut these bitches into bit-sized chum! I'm gonna use their faces to make hats! And use their spines and backscratchers!" He announced.

"You'd need 2 backscratchers to cover all that area, fatass!" Deadpool called.\

"Let's show them the Viking way!" He laughed, then his bio came up, one for his bear head on his shoulder, too.

Vikke Yumil

Viking Metal Zombie Favorite Food: You

Influences: Bathory, Hobbies: Disemboweling, drinking blood, balancing a ball on his nose

Enslaved,

Necrophelia

Juliet then sliced through the poster with her chainsaw. The fight then began.

"We are Vikings, short and stout! We like to drink and fuck, fuck, fuck!" Vikke said, charging them.

"Wow! Me and Vikings have a lot in common!" Deadpool said.

With the three attacking him all at once, it was a pretty quick finish, they beat the shit out of him quickly and Juliet cut him completely in half at the waist. However, it wasn't over as the legs were still standing and his upper body hovered and was now on its own, as tall as if it were still on the legs.

"Oh? You've got a lot of gall, little girl." He said, attacking.

Juliet and Nick continued to fight the upper body as Deadpool continuously kicked the lower body in the balls. Once again, it ended fairly quickly, taking slightly longer, but Juliet still lopped off his head, sending it overboard. The three were almost convinced they'd one until…

"I feel the power of the gods in me blood!" Vikke announced, his head now bigger than any human being was tall. He sucked in his lower body and ate it, then he screamed. He flew around everywhere, breathing beams of lightning at the trio, effectively being the most difficult version of him to fight, but with the three of them shooting at him, he was eventually weakened to the point of having to fly back into fighting distance. Juliet and Deadpool ran and him and from either temple, started cutting diagonally downward towards his jaw. They severed it and sent the two halves of his head flying.

"Impossible! I can't be beaten by a little girl and a petty mercenary! I'm a warrior!" Vikke said, somehow still talking, but it was a little harder to understand.

"I hear Viking brains are good for the complexion!" Juliet taunted.

He laughed and Yumil popped out from his throat and flew right at Juliet, but Deadpool threw a front kick and bashed him in the face. He slid down the merc's foot. Then hit the ground with a thud.

"Meus Vita Rege, pro nefario coepto!" He chanted as he died and disappeared back to hell.

Suddenly, the ship began to rock more and began to go down as if it was sinking. "This bites my balls!" Nick said in fear. They all stabbed their weapon into the deck to hold on, but it didn't change the fact that the boat was sinking… er…. Falling.

"This is gonna hurt!" Deadpool said, closing his eyes tightly.