The group gathered around as Gideon prepared to draw out a plan. "Alright. Girls, Deadpool, Nick, due to your fine work, it seems there's only one of these dark purveyors left." Gideon said.
"Yeah, alright, good job, everyone." Deadpool said, clapping.
(Like a boss!)
[Huzzah.]
"So here's what we're gonna do. Juliet, Nick and Deadpool, you attack from the front, I'll take out the bastards from here (the end of the stage), Cordelia, you head this way (the beginning of the stage). And Rosalind, here (the middle of the stage). Together, we should be able to find this last bastard. Got it?" He asked.
"Yeah." Nick and Deadpool answered together.
"Yes, Daddy." Juliet said.
"Yep." Cordelia confirmed.
"Rosalind?" He asked.
"Yeah, sure, totally!" She said.
[She don't got this.]
(I wonder how she'll help without the bus...)
"Let's do this!" Deadpool said, pulling out two guns and holding them at the ready at waist height, an American flag appearing behind him. "That's an 'America, fuck yeah!' moment right there!" He said, an eagle flying by to change the scene.
Deadpool, Nick and Juliet were now on top of a truck, shooting at the zombies, then rushing in for the close kills. They managed to do that quickly and continued, encountering a small horde of zombies. As they were about to spring into action, they noticed a laser point near Juliet, then aim at the zombies, blowing a hole in one's next. "Undead pricks!" She said, giving them the finger.
"I FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL!" Deadpool shouted.
"I'll cover you guys until I'm out of ammo, now go!" She said, continuing to load zombies up with bullets.
"My sister is so amazing at shooting stuff." Juliet said happily.
"Just don't let her shoot me." Nick said.
"Hey, she's got skillz, I think you're fine." Deadpool said, shooting a couple more zombies. They quickly finished the zombies and continued on, into a small parking garage, only to find the exit blocked.
"Shoot, it's a dead end!" Juliet said.
"Aw, man, now what?" Nick asked worriedly.
"Hey, don't worry, you're old buddy Deadpool's here to make everything better." The merc said, pulling out a grenade and blowing up the obstructions. "Yay!" He said triumphantly.
(Once again, one explosion has solved all our problems.)
[With absolutely no negative repercussions.]
They escaped and noticed three flying zombies swarming around Cordelia, giving her a good amount of trouble trying to shoot the, as sniper rifles usually have a hard time hitting fast-moving enemies. "I have your back, Cordelia!" Juliet said, shooting at the zombies.
"Sit tight, babe, I'll kill 'em all!" Deadpool shouted, hitting the first two zombies, Juliet killing the last one. Then they had to deal with a couple of zombies on the ground, when suddenly, a helicopter was about to crash, coming straight from nowhere right at Cordelia.
"Cordelia, watch out!" Juliet shrieked.
"Damn!" The sniper said, trying to think of where to go.
"Here I come to save the day!" Deadpool said in sing-song, teleporting onto the roof, grabbing Cordelia bridal style and teleporting back beside Juliet.
"Quick thinking." Cordelia smirked, lifting up Deadpool's mask a little.
"Yeah, Quicksilver may be the fast-mover, but I'm the fast-thinker-" He said, being stopped when Cordelia kissed him.
(Nice! Thank you, Mr. Writer!)
[At least we got some action in this.]
Juliet then sliced a car in half and the three ran in to save another poor unfortunate student trapped by zombies. Juliet sliced the door to the gate open and the three attacked. Deadpool kicked the fatass zombie in front of the gate in the face, knocking him to the ground easily, then putting a bullet in his head, then attacked the front half of the zombies as Juliet attacked the zombies closest to the student and Nick killed the couple of zombies in the corner. They then escorted the kid until he climbed up on top of a truck to saferty.
"I think those zombies were trying to Bukake me." He said, tossing them the coins.
"Uh... What?" Deadpool asked.
[I don't think we want to know.]
(Yeah, best not to answer that one.)
The group then continued out the door, into an alley, where more zombies emerged from a building, where Cordelia appeared on the roof of and aided in the killing. She then jumped on a bus and shot a piece of a gate off. "Go!" She ordered.
"Okay, this way then!" Juliet said cheerfully, running though.
"Thanks, Cordelia." Nick said, following.
"Damn, you are the best sniper ever. Screw Deadshot." Deadpool said, also going through.
(I didn't even know you could do that.)
[A beautiful use of a beautiful weapon held by a beautiful woman.]
They noticed quickly when they entered there were no zombies to be seen anywhere. "Hey, where are all the zombies? The zombie kill counter showed up, so why didn't they?" Deadpool asked, walking to the other side of the room to look, into the middle of a pile of corpses, when suddenly, those corpses all grabbed him and piled on top of him. "Holy shit!"
(Hey, come on, writer, we're not THAT clueless.)
[To be fair, he didn't notice the first time he played, either.]
"Deadpool!" His companions shouted as they ran in to try and save him. But then...
"This is how we did it back in 83' bitches!" He said, doing his iconic freestyle momentum attack and butchering his attackers quickly.
"Nice." Juliet said.
"Yeah. Leave it to Deadpool to break dance out of a dangerous situation." Nick said.
"Well, it's not the CRAZIEST thing I've ever done. There was that one time in the Sentinel boot..." He said, remembering his wild ride in the dysfunctional foot.
A zombie came up to the fence, banging on it, trying to get through, saying usual profanity, completely oblivious to the barrel of a sniper rifle up against it's head... Which proceeded to blow up the head. "Undead scumbag!" Cordelia snapped.
"Nice sneaky shot, babe. Man, too bad my game never gave me a sniper rifle. Could've done some damage with that. Especially to those damn flying Storm clones of Sinister." He said.
"What?" The rest of the group asked.
"Nothing." He said.
They continued on over some rubble, Cordelia disappearing and Deadpool getting loaded up with bullets from the zombie cops. "Oh, okay... That does it! This means WAR!" He said, catching a minigun that fell from the sky and turning the unfortunate flesh-eaters into puddles of blood and tiny chunks of flesh. "Thanks, writer!" Deadpool said, putting the minigun away in his magic satchel (the Marvel wiki says he has that, which is why he never runs out of bullets).
"Where's Cordelia?" Juliet asked as they continued.
"Yeah, it's a little hard to miss a fine ass in tight leather pants like that." Deadpool said, earning himself a chainsaw through the chest. They continued to kill the undead left and right, but they're seemed to be an endless amount of them. Suddenly, the familiar laser came down and started putting holes in zombies heads.
"I've got you covered! Go, go!" She shouted.
"Great timing, these zombies' asses are getting harder to kick." Deadpool said.
They continued on once again, more killing, more zombies popping out randomly and more progression. Eventually, they worked their way through a bus, but that's when something happened. "Damn, I'm out of ammo! And I was so close. Juliet, Deadpool, I'm sorry, but the rest is up to you." She said, leaving.
"Aw! I was getting used to having someone help me shoot stuff." Deadpool pouted.
(What a gyp!)
[We got ripped off.]
"Thanks, sis. Oh, boy, now I feel the pressure!" Juliet said, sawing through some pipes.
"NOW you feel the pressure?" Nick asked.
They continued to a construction site, but were quickly stopped by a large number of zombies rising from the ground. "Vacation in Mexico!" They announced.
"Yeah, we had one, too. Nice beaches." Deadpool said.
(And $50 never bought us so much weed!)
[Branches in it or not, we had a garbage bag of it.]
Suddenly, the nearby bulldozer came to life and started swinging its wrecking ball around dangerously, Juliet barely dodging it... Deadpool and the zombies? Not so lucky. "Hey, Juliet, look what I found!" Rosalind laughed maniacally, continuing her construction destruction, continuing to knock down zombies and constantly nail Deadpool with the wrecking ball.
"Rosalind, be careful with that thing!" Juliet warned.
"I'm really awesome at it, watch!" She said, mowing down more undead.
"Listen, Juliet, you HAVE to be careful. Your sister is more dangerous than the zombies." Nick said.
"I entirely agree!" Deadpool said, hanging onto the chain ABOVE the wrecking ball for dear life.
"Oh, man..." Juliet groaned.
"Rosalind, watch it! Watch out!" Nick shouted.
Rosalind then swung the wrecking ball towards the side of a building, Deadpool quickly jumping off before it smashed into a zombie and a wall as Rosalind continued to laugh like a maniac. "Wheee! This is awful, but hilarious!" She screamed.
"Quick! Maybe if we get through here, we can escape!" Deadpool said, running through.
"Good idea!" Nick said in fear, quickly running after the merc and diving through the wall, Juliet following quickly behind.
"I think...We're safe..." Deadpool panted.
"Juliet, what kind of cake are we having tonight?!" Rosalind asked, busting through the wall.
"Fuck." Deadpool and Nick said at the same time.
(Not safe...)
[We're in trouble.]
They 4 (counting Rosalind) then continued to kick undead ass while the 3 outside of the bulldozer tried DESPERATELY to stay out of the way. They were doing good, until Deadpool lost track of the wrecking ball and got slammed into it like a bug on a windshield again. "She totally wanted a wrecking ball for Christmas. This completely proves she should NEVER get one!" Juliet said.
"Mommy!" Deadpool cried out as he got slammed into another wave of zombies and into a wall.
[She shouldn't ever be anywhere NEAR a construction site.]
(Hey, maybe we could have her join the X-men. Her code name could be destructo-girl!)
"But otherwise, it'd be such a great gift? What?" Nick asked, confused.
At this point, Deadpool was able to peel himself off the wrecking ball enough to aim his guns and was now using the movement of the wrecking ball to get a lot more targets. "Oh-ho-ho this just might work!" He said, shooting at every zombie he could get an angle on, which, because of the movement of the destruction equipment, was all of them. "Ha! I knew that would, work, best plan EVER- Oh, shit!" He screamed as Rosalind turned the wrecking ball towards another wall, smashing it... and Deadpool.
"Boys hate me! Urrgghh!" She grumbled as she smashed the wall. And Deadpool.
"Wow, Rosalind, that was pretty amazing." Nick complimented.
"Make it stoooop!" Deadpool cried as he tried to get himself off the hijacked construction weapon.
Juliet stylishly jumped across the zombies heads once again, after jumping on all of them, landed and took up her cool pose again. "If it bleeds, I can kill it!" She said as their heads blew up with rainbow explosions. Deadpool finally removed himself from the wrecking ball and Nick dragged him down to where Juliet was.
Rosalind then burst through and drove forward on a walkway, knocking down a pillar for the group to get up. "For real!" She laughed.
"Every time I hear that wrecking ball it freaks me out so much I fart a little..." Nick said in fear.
"Having been pasted to that thing for at least 5 minutes, depending on the reader's reading speed, I completely understand." Deadpool said.
"She's such a spazmatoid!" Juliet said as they went up the ramp Rosalind created. They were about to continue on to a dead end not too far away, when suddenly, a bunch of flying zombies attacked Rosalind's bulldozer.
"Aaaaagh! Juliet!" Rosalind screamed, driving back and forth, out of control, panicking. "I'm freaking out! Look out! Haha! This sucks!" She shouted in a mix of fear and excitement.
"I can never tell if she's actually in danger or not, BUT I think we should help her." Deadpool said, shooting at the zombies, repeatedly going "bang" while doing so.
All the zombies were quickly dispatched with and Rosalind smashed a hole through another wall. "Juliet, you can make it! Go! Also, did I tell you I love your hair that way?!" She asked as she drove off.
"Hey, what about me?!" Deadpool asked.
"You're wearing a mask, we can't see your hair or face." Juliet said.
[We don't have hair, anyway, remember?]
(Yeah, we look like Freddy Krueger under the mask.)
The group then went through the wall and onto the elevator. They quickly noticed there was a weight limit and together, they added up to 400 kg. "There's a weight limit on this thing. Gotta make sure zombies don't slow it down." Nick said.
"Yeah, that'd be unpleasant." Deadpool said.
"If they do, I'll put them on my new disembowelment diet!" Juliet said, revving her chainsaw.
"How well does that work?" Deadpool asked.
"They'll lose their lives and 50 pounds in 5 seconds." Juliet said.
"Nice." He said.
Zombies then started dropping on the elevator with them, but the group managed to fairly easily dispatch them, but then a bunch of fatass zombies started dropping down on the elevator with them. "They're selling popsicles for 50 cents!" One of them said as they all fell and belly-flopped on the elevator, breaking off the corner hinges.
"Dude, look at you! The last thing you need is a damn Popsicle!" Deadpool said, throwing a Liu Kang Flying Dragon Kick to one's face, knocking it off the edge, Nick slamming his fist into the next one's face, sending him off the edge and Juliet cutting the final one in half with her chainsaw, kicking both halves off the edge. However, more zombies landed on the thing and broke off the last two hinges on one side.
"Aaah, we're falling!" Nick screamed.
"SHIIIIIIIT!" Deadpool shouted, desperately trying to grab onto something, stabbing his katanas into the elevator.
"I got us, yay!" Juliet said cheerfully, holding onto the bottom of the elevator with Nick clinging around her waist.
"Yay might be pushing it." He said, looking down.
After a little bit, they eventually got a view of the cathedral. "Check out that Cathedral! It's BEAUTIFULLL!" Juliet said, awestruck.
"Very pretty." Deadpool agreed.
"Yeah, the aesthetics of my surroundings are so interesting to me right now." Nick said sarcastically.
"Someone's grumpy." Deadpool said.
"We're knee-deep in shit, we should be focusing on zombies, not a pretty cathedral!" Nick said.
"I... Guess you have a point there." Deadpool said as they continued on, shooting more zombies.
"I think it's important to admire our surroundings at all times." Juliet said, sawing off another zombie's head.
They continued on a little ways until they entered a room filled with zombies. "Oh, that's cheap!" Deadpool said, shooting at the zombies with the stereos. They quickly disposed of the rest of the zombies... Mostly to stop their terrible dancing.
"These zombies are like the awfullest dancers EVER." Juliet said.
"They certainly don't have the moves like Jagger!" Deadpool said, having sunglasses from nowhere and stylishly dancing and killing zombies.
The group continued to the next room with some form of construction piece in the middle, of which bomber zombies were jumping out of. "The room's being flooded with zombies! Somehow we need to plug the drain!" Juliet said.
(Any ideas?)
[We could cut the supports of that... thing and make it collapse.]
"Yay, destruction!" Deadpool cheered, teleporting to each support and quickly cutting through them, causing the thing to collapse in on itself, blocking the hole for the zombies to enter from. "Whoa, writer, that sounds a little wrong!" Deadpool said.
Shut up!
Juliet then sawed through the fence blocking the way to the next room when her phone started ringing again. "Mom again?" Deadpool asked, annoyed.
"Probably." She said, answering the phone.
To everyone's surprise, it wasn't. It was actually Rosalind. "Juliet! It's Rosalind! I just found a stray dog and it's so, so, so cute! Do you think Mommy will let me keep it? I hope so, I love it SO much! Wait, nevermind. The FUCKING thing just ran away!" She said, hanging up.
"Ah, dogs. Man's best friend, but they're crazy and uncontrollable. Just like Mr. Shuggums." Deadpool sighed.
(Lucky he has a healing factor, too!)
[Otherwise, he would've died that one time he caught that grenade we threw and BROUGHT IT BACK TO US.]
"That's the last time I EVER played catch with that dog." He said, shooting the zombies and explosive barrels in the room.
"Okay, let's just help this guy!" Juliet said, protecting the student from the zombies.
"I got it." Nick said, shooting the blue barrel at the end of the room, putting out the fire in the middle of the doorway. They then continued after the kid was safe and all the zombies were killed, approaching a large door just in front of them. "Whoa. The final battle. This is heavy." Nick said.
"Yep. Shit's about to get real!" Deadpool said, kicking the door open. At that moment, 30 zombies rose from the grave and attacked the trio.
"We're gonna die." Nick said.
"Be positive, Nick." Juliet said, stabbing a zombie in the face with her chainsaw.
"We're gonna die QUICKLY!" He said, fighting back zombies coming at him.
"Alright, kids, sit back and let everybody's favorite mercenary handle this!" Deadpool said, pulling out his katanas and spinning around dangerously like a helicopter blade. Within a minute, all the zombies were finally defeated and Gideon made his presence known on top of a building foundation.
"Juliet! Deadpool! I see it! Hold on to somethin'. HERE!" He said, punching the metal support beam next to him, shaking the entirety of the foundations. This caused a tire to roll from nowhere, roll off one edge and knock down a standing group of boards like dominoes, the last one falling off the edge and onto a plank over a barrel like a seesaw, launching a few cinderblocks into the air and causing one end of a suspended beam to swing free, hitting several zombies and sending the last one into some type of generator, sending it and the zombie off the edge of the platform they were on, causing them to blow up when they hit the ground, the force causing another domino effect with large marble pillars, the last one knocking loose what looked like a mine cart, making it go down a ramp and hit another seesaw, sending a wrecking ball into the air, straight down into the floor, causing an enormous hole in the floor, into the the cathedral where Swan and the last Dark Purveyor surely waited.
"Nice job, man! Quite the glory hole you made!" Deadpool laughed.
"Well, that's it! I'll make sure you're protected from anything that gets in your way." He called.
"Well, here we go!" Juliet said nervously, preparing.
"Good luck! To all 3 of you! Nick, you might not be the guy I'd pick for my daughter, but you're obviously the guy she'd pick for herself. And she's always been a helluva lot smarter than me." He said.
"... I don't get it." Deadpool said.
"Uh... Thanks." Nick said, somewhat unsure.
The group then jumped down, after a significant fall, landing similar to the way Iron Man does. "Oh, this is incredible! You 3 actually MADE IT! Fantastic!" He said, pointing is feather pen at them.
"And now we're gonna kick your ass!" Deadpool said.
"You! How could you do this?! To our school? To the people we loved!?" Juliet said, raising her chainsaw, when suddenly, a couple bullets bounced off it.
"Juliet!" Nick warned. They all looked his direction to see a zombie riding a motorcycle, coming in at them at high speeds, shooting at them with some type of gun attached to his guitar. Nick dove out of the way while Juliet flipped and swung her chainsaw to block bullets as Deadpool flowered his katanas to deflect the bullets (like what he did in Wolverine Origins after coming out of the elevator. And I don't care WHAT YOU SAY, that movie is awesome!).
"Ah, alright!" The zombie said, strumming a chord on his guitar.
"Well, look who it is. Mary Kate and Ashley!" Juliet snapped.
"... HUH?" Deadpool asked, confused (seriously, I don't get it).
"OH, Juliet. I've been getting so lonely since you've been wasting all my Dark Purveyors. Poor Lewis here is the ONLY ONE LEFT" Swan said from up on the balcony.
"And there's about to be none!" She snapped, turning back to the zombie.
"Ah, cocky little whore. I like that." He said, getting off the bike.
"Bring it on, douchebag! I'm gonna EFF. YOU. UP!" Juliet snapped.
"I like your passion. It sounds like we can make beautiful DEATH TOGETHER!" He shouted, Juliet rushing in and attacking at that moment.
"I'll go for the Goth Geek bastard, then." Deadpool said, teleporting up to the balcony where Swan was, aiming a pistol in his face. "Surprise, motherfucker!" He said, but was suddenly kicked in the head and knocked to the ground. "What the hell?!" He demanded, looking up to see his attacker: Deathstroke.
"You're easy money. Any last words?" Slade asked, readying his sword.
"How about... BRING IT, ASSHOLE!" Deadpool said, doing a break-dance move to get on his feet and pulling out both of his swords. The two assassins clashed their swords together at the same time as Juliet clashing her chainsaw against Lewis' guitar, creating an intense red background around all of them. This lasted for several seconds until Lewis eventually pushed back Juliet and Deathstroke kicked Deadpool in the stomach to knock him back a bit.
"This won't take long." Deathstroke scoffed.
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch." Deadpool said in retort.
"I've got a feeling when I start playing, you're just gonna DIE!" Lewis said, firing off a couple of rounds from his guitar/gun, then his bio came up.
Rockn' Roller Zombie
Lewis Legend
Influences:
Chuck Berry,
Eddy Cochran,
Your SCREAMS OF AGONY
The bio poster was then destroyed by a bunch of bullet holes as Lewis spoke. "Rock and Roll is here to stay! YOU'RE NOT!" He shouted.
He then took off on his bike and started driving around the perimeter of the arena with Nick trying to shoot at him. He then drove straight through the center of the arena towards Juliet, swinging his guitar. However, Juliet managed to counter this and knock him off his bike, stunning him for a bit. This allowed Juliet and Nick to tag-team and deal some massive damage to him, Juliet eventually cutting his legs off at the knee.
Meanwhile, the two mercenary/assassins were in the midst of a heated battle. Deathstroke only had one sword, but it was decently larger than Deadpool's and he could keep up with the mercs movements. "Okay, let's kick this up a notch!" Deadpool said, teleporting, catching Deathstroke off-guard.
"What?! Where did you go?" Deathstroke asked, slowly turning and looking around for his red and black adversary. He did a complete 180 and saw Deadpool right behind him.
"Boogety-boo!" He said, kicking Deathstroke in the chest and knocking him to the floor. He laughed and did a bunch of stylish flips around the other, confused assassin, laughing like crazy. "Did you miss me?" He asked.
"Miss this, freak!" Deathstroke said, shooting him in the head. Deadpool dropped to the ground, showing the signs of being dead. "Now that that's out of the way, let's deal with the cheerleader." He said, propping up the rifle on his back (Injustice) on the rail of the balcony and taking aim. Suddenly, someone grabbed the barrel and turned it, one of Deadpool's eyes being in the crosshairs now.
"Hi!" He said energetically, moving the gun more and throwing a left hook to Deathstroke's face, sending him reeling back enough for Deadpool to throw a finishing side kick to his face, knocking him back into the wall. "Ta-da! Screw Logan, I'M the best there is at what I do!" Deadpool said triumphantly, then pulled out a gun and a katana and aimed them both at Swan. "Now I say it's time for a little murder." He said.
"I can't possibly agree more!" Deathstroke said, stabbing his sword through Deadpool's chest and putting him in a sleeperhold.
"Oh, come on! You just don't like to give up, do you?" Deadpool asked, trying to free himself.
Back with Juliet and Nick, they were now in round 2 of the fight with Lewis, who turned his bike into some kind of incredibly convoluted elephant on two legs. Nick provided the long-range support while Juliet went in with her chainsaw. They were doing damage, but it certainly wasn't easy. He started shooting energy bullets at them and had two buzz saw weapons to strike at Juliet with, although countering them gave her a huge opening. She sawed through the first leg, damaging it severely and making it easier to destroy the next one. This caused both legs to finally fall off and the body to drop down.
"Now this is the essence of elephant rock!" He said as the bike morphed into another strange, two-wheeled elephant machine.
Back with Deadpool...
"Wow, this guy's persistent, isn't her?" He asked Deathstroke quickly before his head was smashed against the balcony rail again. Yeeeaaah, neither one is really getting anywhere...
Back with Juliet and Nick...
Juliet had just sliced off one of the buzz saw weapon things and jumped back as he took off again. Shortly after, she sliced off the other one, but he still wouldn't stop. Finally, she cut straight through the center and cut off the elephant head. Surprisingly, he still wasn't done. He now turned it into some type of demonic vehicle I don't know what the hell it is. We'll come back to this when the fight's done...
Back with Deadpool...
"Oh, come on! You had your 3 rounds already! Seriously- oof!" The merc with a mouth complained before Slade bashed his head into the rail again. "Doh! Oi! Ugh! Kiwi! Lemon! Milkshake! Apples!" He said, getting the sense knocked out of him more and more each time until he elbowed Deathstroke in the ribs and threw a jumping spinning kick to Deathstroke's head, knocking him to the ground. Deadpool dropped down, one knee on Deathstroke's chest to keep him pinned, repeatedly punching him in the face over and over. Then, he got up and started hitting Deathstroke's head into everything. "How do you like it?! Huh?! Stay down this time!" He said, finally throwing Deathstroke over the edge, hitting the ground headfirst, at last knocking his rival assassin unconscious.
"Nice job, dead-joke, but you're too late!" Swan said, pointing to Juliet finally destroying Lewis' motorcycle, jumping over the edge.
"Hey, get back here!" Deadpool snapped, teleporting after him.
"Whole lot of shakin' going on!" Juliet said as the machine and Lewis started to split in two. A panel fell off the bike to reveal some wires are in the wrong place or got messed up, causing the machine to explode.
"Meus Vita, Rege, pro nefario coepto..." Lewis said before he finally returned to Rotten World.
"Your turn, you whiny, MySpace haired jerk!" Juliet snapped, pointing her chainsaw at the balcony where Swan was, but he was no longer there. He was now laughing, walking slowly towards the couple with Deadpool tip-toeing behind him, getting ready for a stealth kill.
"Fantastic work, Juliet! You've done EVERYTHING I hoped you would. Start to finish! Thanks for your cooperation! Now the real deal is fulfilled!" He said, laughing.
Nick and Deadpool were both confused by this, Nick laughing nervously. "What? What are you talking about?" He asked.
"You incredibly hot idiot! I told you: For the gates of Hell to open, a ritual must be enacted." He explained, picking up Lewis' fallen guitar.
"Wait, why didn't that go back to Rotten World with him? All the other guys' weapons did?" Deadpool wondered.
"You three were part of it all along. I SET THIS WHOLE THING UP. You fools! Now, the ceremony has been completed! A pawn, you three, had to sacrifice 5 pre-selected zombies. And they must utter the sacred words at the point of their deaths." He said.
Then, there was a flashback of the defeated purveyors, all repeating "Meus Vita, Rege, pro nefario coepto." Which is Latin, translating into English as "My life, King, For your Dark enterprises!"
"So, you summoned them just to get killed? Damn, you're a douche." Deadpool said.
Suddenly, on the map, where the purveyor blood spots once were now were gone and a pentagram (I think) formed in the middle of the map, each tip of the star being a place where one of the purveyors died.
"Why?! Why are you doing all of this?!" Juliet asked.
"Because you're just like everyone else! You pretended to be different, but you're not!" He screamed, aiming the gun at Juliet, Nick stepping in the way.
"What? ME?!" She asked.
"Yes! You, bitch!" He said, putting the barrel of the gun under his chin. Juliet went wide and she tried to stop him, but he pulled the trigger and blew his head off.
"What?! If you were gonna kill yourself anyway, why did you have to ruin everyone else's life first, you douche?!" Deadpool asked.
Suddenly, his body and head rose up with a dark purple aura around them as he laughed. "This is the end. The real end. To everything! This school, this world, deserves to be destroyed!" He said as it showed pictures of the football team taking his money, some basketball players hurling basketballs at him as he tried to run away like a bitch and the baseball team stealing his clothes, leaving him in the middle of the field, naked. "It rejected me! It ridiculed me! So I'll make this rotten world even more rotten! Rot away, rot away! Rot. Rot. Rot. Rot. Rot. Rot!" He growled as it now showed pictures of him stalking Juliet and trembling in fury at Juliet sitting on the bench with Nick.
"Oh, come on! Global destruction over ONE GIRL? Seriously, man, I know she's hot, but haven't you ever heard of 'there's plenty of fish in the sea?'" Deadpool criticized.
"SO FUCK ALL OF YOU. Your eternal screams of horror will be MY pop music!" He said. Suddenly, all the dead bodies began floating to the sky where his body went and amassing into one giant ball of rotted flesh until it became a giant, evil Elvis Presley. He struck a pose as his many influences came up.
Influences:
Genocide,
Rape,
Micheal Buble (Hey, I like his music!),
Flat Tires,
Suffering,
Satan,
Charlie Horses,
Roadkill,
Splinters,
Starvation,
Torture,
Oppression,
M. Night Shyamalan (SO EVIL!)
Zombie of zombies
KILLABILLY
"Oh, no! The gates are open! It's the zombie of zombies! Killabilly!" Juliet said in disbelief.
"Whoa! That's a big boy. I may need my Sentinel Boot for this one!" Deadpool said in shock, looking at the towering zombie.
"Yesterday, I stubbed my toe, I was like, 'This is the worst day ever!' Yeah, not quite." Nick said, also looking at the zombie monster.