Sorry, I haven't written in a while, I've been reeaallly considering finishing this story. Anyway I have decided to continue thanks to one persons(RECENT) review and that thanks(And a big cookie!)goes to: Green Animelover!!!!!!!!
Dis' claimer is that dis' is my story, but I don't own Mulan. (0.o WTF?!)
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Recap:
"Follow the leader…"
(End Recap)
Later that day:
Tonight I lay
on my cot wishing Mushu was here, but I knew he wouldn't come. He was only around when I was in danger, not when my heart was broken—'Wait, is my heart really broken? Do I really love Shang or is it one of those fluff headed crushes?
'Of course you love him girl, just look at him!'
'Yea, he is so cut-hold on who are you?!
'I'm you, duh, anyway, you know you love his rippling eight pack(inner Mulan starts drooling)O.O
'Ohhhh yeah, hold on snap out of it any-'
While I was contemplating my feelings for Shang-excuse me Captain Li , a small annoyingly high pitched voice reached my ears.Oh well I'm responsible for these nitwits anyway,so I guess I'll go see what this biatch is doing.
Meanwhile two tents down:
I cant believe there are women in my camp!Now I have to keep an extra watch on these soldiers or this will result in the worst baby boom China's ever seen! Fuck ryinoutloud!!!!!!! Worst of all, my best soldier turns out to be a girl! What does she take me for, I mean why the hell is even here?!?!
Damnit Mulan!
'I rather like the sound of her name,don't you?'
'No, why would you say something like that!?'
'Question is mate, why would you say something like that?'
'What do you
mean?'
'Ello! I think anyone with common sense can see that
your talking to yourself!'
'…….'
' Dayamn! The outer me is slow!INTROTIME!
Hi I'm you,you're me sound familiar?'
'Alright I get it! Anyway why do you Like Mulan?'
'Here we go AGAIN, you li-'
To my pleasure, I saw a shadow pass my tent which abruptly shut inner Shang up!
I was quickly pulled out of my brief joy when I noticed that the shadow had what appeared to be a sword!
The End!
Gotcha! You thought I was finished!(Evilly munches on giant cookie)
Normal POV:
Mulan crept through the camp on skilled feet, careful not to wake the sleeping recruits. As she crept through the midnight silence, she passed a tent with the light still on(a/n at this time Shang is laying in the dark of his tent) This is where she suspected the squeal came from,she was surprised how only she heard the noise while every one lay sleeping like a rock. As she readied herself to open the tent flap, she was surprised as to what she heard next…..
NOW I'm done! OOOOhhhhhhhh cliffy! Muahahahahahahahahahachokes on spit
Excuse me, anyway, the reason women are more likely to bear girls instead of sons will be revealed in later chapters, but it does have a purpose.
Thanks for the reviews again…I feel special. Therefore, I'm going to eat another cookie while you review….If you do review, you can treat yourself to a cookie too. If you don't I'll send the zombie huns to attack you.( just to let you know, I did this cliff for suspense, I'll be uploading the next chapter later this evening!)