Cameron & Julia: *depressed in separate emo corners*
England: *points to them* what's wrong with them?
America: *shrugs* I don't know. Maybe one of us should go ask them.
England: Yeah. *yells* France
France: *walks into the room* Qu'est-ce que mon ami.
America: those two dudetes are totally depressed.
France: and?
England: go ask them what's wrong
France: ok *walks towards Julia, but is stopped by Russia*
Russia: She wants me to be her bodyguard from you. So, I would stay away, da?
France: Mon dieu pardonne mes péchés. Je ne veux pas mourir. *backs up*
America & England: *back up from Julia*
England: go ask Cameron, France
France: *cautiously walks to her*
Cameron: no one's coming France
France: ce qui ne va pas ma chérie. *sits beside her*
Cameron: rien
France: *his face brightens* she speaks French
Ceameron: ce n'est pas une grosse affaire
France: it's big to me
Cameron: *rolls eyes, but hides a smile*
France: now mon amour what's wrong
Cameron: *sighs deeply* no one reviewed. So, now we don't have any dares to do.
America: *laughs his douche laugh* your writing sucks
Cameron: hey Hungary
Hungary: *pops head out* yeah
Cameron: I'll give you a lifetime supply of yaoi if you beat the crap out of America.
Hungary: *drooling at the thought* deal. *runs towards America*
America: Iggy save me *hides behind England*
Cameron: *laughs* ok Hungary I've changed my mind don't beat him up. *snaps fingers*
Hungary: *dvd's labeled different hetalia pairing names appear and she begins to drool appears in her hands*
Cameron: maybe you'll like these more. Oh, and I'd watch the one on top first.
Hungary: *smiles and runs off*
Cameron: Julia
Julia: *turns head to Cameron*
Cameron: come on let's go
Julia: *reluctantly gets up* Russia here's the first part of your payment *hands vodka bottle*
Russia: *smiles* thanks, da. *kisses the top of her head*
Julia: *blushes*
Cameron: ok *snaps and a computer appears* um *yells* everyone get in hear
Everyone: *people start to come in talking*
Cameron: ok since no one reviewed, me and Julia are going to do the dares for this chapter *looks at computer* ok first truth is for England
England: *stiffens*
Cameron: oh don't worry you guys won't have to do anything to embarrassing *whispers* yet *louder* but Iggy your question is if you had to choose between David Tennant and Benedict Cumberbatch who would you say you're a bigger fan of.
England: *looks nervously and whispers* cufhuagfin
Cameron: *smirks* what was that try a little louder.
England: *whispers* cufhuagfin
Cameron: *smirks wider* what still can't hear you
England: *sighs and then yells* I'm a godamn Cumberbitch
Everyone: *everyones quite for a minute, but then they all burst out laughing*
Cameron: *doing a victory dance* I knew it
Julia: *mad* yeah yeah
Cameron: ok enough now Canada
Canada: y-you can s-see me
Cameron: of course I can. Now you get to sing a wonderful song called the war of 1812, and trust me you'll want to sing this.
Julia: oh, but don't forget about the wheel of misfortune *smiles*
Cameron: ok here's the lyrics *hands them to Canada* and go *starts music*
Canada: ooooh come back proud Canadians
To before you had TV
No hockey night in canada!
There was no CBC (oh my god)
In 1812 Maddison was mad
He was the president you know
well he thought he'd tell the British
Where they aught to go
He thought he'd invade canada
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to washingon...
[chorus]
And burned down all his stuff!
Everyone: *laughing histerically*
America:*too shocked to say anything*
Canada: And the white house burned burned burned down
And we're the ones that did it
It burned burned burned
while the president ran and cried
It burned burned burned down
And things were very historical
and the americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies yeah
wah wah wah!
In the war of 1812
Us Hillbillies from Kentucky
Dressed in green and red
Left home to fight in Canada
But the returned home dead
Its the only war the Yankees lost
Except for Vietnam
And also the alamo
and the bay of... Ham
The loser was america
the winner was ourselves
America:*stands up* noooo I'm the hero I always wins
Everyone: *too busy laughing*
Canada: so join right in and gloat about
the war of 1812
[chorus]
In 1812 we were just sittin around
Puttin crops into the ground
we heard the soldiers coming and we didnt like that sound
so we took a boat to washington
and burned it to the ground
ooooh we fired our guns but the yankees kept-a-comin
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago
we fired once more and the yankees started runnin
Down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooo
They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldnt go
The ran so fast they forgot to take their culture
Back to America and the gulf of mexico-oo-oo-ooo
so if you go to washington
its buildings clean and nice
bring a pack of matches
and we'll burn the white house twice
America: *being held by iggy so he won't harm Canada*
Canada: and the whitehouse burned burned burned
but the americans wont admit it
it burned burned burned
it burned it burned it burned
it burned burned burned
how that made them mad
and the americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
wah wah wah
in the war of 1812 (dragged out)
*laughing with everyone else*
America:*looks towards hosts* not cool
Cameron: *shrugs* you ignore him too much. Plus, we're both Americans. *smiles* Ok next truth Italy
Italy: ve~ belle ragazze.
Cameron: which do you like more pasta or Doitsu.
Italy: whaaaaaat? Noo I can't choose.
Germany: great *sighs*
Julia & Cameron: *fangirling*
Julia: ok ok just choose one Italy
Italy: well I guess if I had to choose I'd choose Germany
Cameron: ok now dare for everyone. *yells* Hungary
Hugary: yah
Cameron: I think it's time
Hungary: *screaming histerically and leaving*
Julia: Japan
Japan: yes Julia-chan
Julia: would you mind filming everyones face as they watch what we're about to see
Japan: hai
Hungary: *comes back with dvd and laughing*
45 min. later
Everyone: *blank stares*
Julia: ok since everyone is freaked out we'll just have to leave now
Cameron: *laughing* your faces
Julia: bye
Hey guys if you liked Canada's song here's a link
war of 1812 song by arrogant worms
don't forget to pm any truth or dares