I drag the bag behind me thinking that this better be worth it. I reach the set of double doors and snap my fingers making Hungary appear beside me. She's supper surprised, and turns towards me. "Why'd you do that, I was in the middle of one of the yaoi you gave me." She says as she pouts. I hand her a piece of paper. "I need you to narrate this." She looks confusedly at me, and I reply, "Just read it." I see her look over it, and laugh halfway through it. Hungary looks at me and we both burst out laughing. I pull a sweater over my head, and an old pair of circle glasses. I snap my fingers again making Japan appear. "Are you ready guys?" they both nod, and I point to Hungary.
"I was just looking for a quite place to study, when I see an abandoned music room. As I open the doors," Hungary says, as I open the door. Rose flower petals hit my face as I walk through, and internally sqweee at the sight: France, England, Spain, Prussia, Italy, and Germany, dressed as the Ouran high school host club members. "I find myself in the host club." She continues. France then walks up to me in his best Tamaki walk, and says, "Mon amour why would you dress so ugly when you yourself are so beautiful."(1) Cameron blushes, and then whispers. "That wasn't in the script France." He then whispers in my ear, "I know, I was improvising." He walks away looking over his shoulder winking at her; which then makes Cameron blush even more. Spain then interjects by saying out of character, "Oh my God! She's just like Lovi. As red as a tomato, your so cute!" He walks towards her, and gives her a big hug. Cameron just sighs, and pushes him off-but smiling on the inside from the hug from the Spaniard- saying, "Hey, you're out of character. Guys you have to stay-," I'm about to lecture them, but America bursts through the door saying, " YO DUDES, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN HERE!" (A/N: sorry 'bout the cap locks.) He's wearing a yellow YOLO t-shirt, blue jeans, and his bomber jacket. He's also eating some burger's, and his clothes are covered with mustard, ketchup, and mayo. "Whoa! Are you guys shooting a movie? Can I be in it? Are there any explosions? What about some major butt-kicking scenes, or how about-," he's then cut-off by England. " America, look at you, you look absolutely terrible, and that shirt is so outdated, and…." England just continues his rant as I sigh, and facepalm. "Great now it's ruined. You can turn off the camera Japan." I hand Japan, and Hungary a few DVD's, with no label (I wonder what's in them.) Italy just hugs me, and replies happily, "I'm sorry ragaza that your movie was ruined."(2) I just pat Italy, and say. "It's ok. I was just bummed because no one-," A ping is heard, and I run towards it, and reads the message. I sqwee, and yell in French, "Oh mon dieu oui enfin!" (3) France appears from nowhere, whispering in my ear. "Ce qui est ma fille belle si heureux sur." (4) She blushes red again, but pushes him off saying this time in German, "bekommen Sie von mir pervers." (5) Prussia then yells saying, "Yeah zhe awesome frau knows German."
"Ok enough guys, we have dares." The countries in the room groan. "oh calm your tittees." I say (A/N: Kayla if you are somehow reading this, thx.) I snap my fingers, and Julia apepears texting on her phone. "Julia we have dares." Yet, Julia doesn't answer. "Julia." No repy. "Julia!" Still no reply, 'God damn it Julia, I guess I'll have to use my last resort.' Finally, Cameron yells in Russian, "Юлия обратить внимание . Я пытался его получить." (6) Julia finally looks up,and replies, "My name is not Julia it's Julio-chan. J-u-l-i-o. Chan."
"Thank you for finally acknowledging me, and we have dares." She smiles at this, and replies, " What are they?" she moves over beside her sister, and looks at the computer screen revealing the questions, but before they have time to read them a girl pops through the screen.
"Yo bitches, it's me Italy's Sorella." A girl with long curly brown hair, big green eyes, and purple neko ears appears. "I reviewed yo story."
Italys Sorrella
I love it! And i cannot PM so... ima give em to yall here...
I would like to be a co hostess pwwweeeessee? I have long brown cirly hair, green big eyes, purple neko ears and a blue sundress.
PERSONALITY! I cuss sometimes, love yoai, happy go lucky and i hate Francey pants.
Dares!
GREECE! *glomps* Let me be your kitty cat!
Romano: you must have a shock collar on and every time you cuss you shall get shocked! *creepy Russia arua* :)
Italy your too cute fratello!
Truths!
England! Do you love America? * wiggles eyebrows*
AMERICA! Im from Florida... *points to privates* XD
Alright... im done for now hommies...
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU MY NAME! Its Jess...
Julia and me just hug our wonderful reviewer. "Hey what are you guys doing here…wait are you guys doing a Hetalia, Ouran crossover!" We nod our heads, and she replies, "badass- wait let me see if I can guess who they are." She looks at the guys for a moment. " Ok the frog is obviously Tomiki." France replies, "Ma cherie tu me enroule." (7) To which she says "Stuff it, France."
'I thought I was his cherie.' (8) I think, but say nothing. Jess (or Italy's Sorella) continues, " Spain and Prussia are the hitachiin twins. Spain is Kaoru and Prussia is Hikaru. Italy is Honey, Germany is Mori, and England is Kyoya." Julia, and I clap, and she bows. Jess walks over, and hugs" Now about your dares?" Julia says as she wiggles her eyebrows.
Julia and I read the dares. A mega-phone appears in my hand, and I yell into it. "Yo beaches get in here." Julia looks at me with a smile, and I say, "Beaches be like," we say together. "Sand!" Then Julia says, "and they so salty too." Julia, America, Jess, and Me all yell, " OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" as we do the Zack and Cody handshake. (A/N: srry if you don't get that, but I just had to add it.) The countries eventually come in, and we start the dares.
"OK guys, so as you can see we have our first reviewer, and newest co-host." The aforementioned girl waves happily at the countries. Greece walks over to her and says, "Το γατάκι είναι αρκετά." (9) She smiles, as she is petted by Greece. (I hope this is ok.) "Now who's ready for some truth and dares?"
No one does anything. "Well, too bad because Romano," I point to him. "I choose you." He scoffs at this, and says, "What the fuck do you want?" I smiles as I snap my fingers, and a shock collar appears on his neck. "what the fuc-," He is then abruptly cut off by a shock from the collar. "Oww that hurt!" I just laugh. "Hey Spain, why don't you go cheer up Roma." We both smirk, and he replies, "Si definitivamente."(10)
"No you damn-," The shock collar goes off, and the Spaniard is there hugging Lovi tightly, and kissing his face. Romano goes red, and tries to push him off, but Spain has him too tightly. "Lovi eres mi Pequeno tomate lindo." (11) The three co-hostesses sqweee at the cute yaoi sight. (srry Jess if you don't like Spamano. "Ok now for the next one." Looks at England. " England do you love America?" He blushes, and starts to say, " O-of course not you wankers." We all roll our eyes at this, and say, " yeah well we know your lying so you get do be our guinea pig, and try out the Wheel of Misfortune." Everyone stares at the wheel, and I turn to Jess and ask in my awesome British accent. "Jess, will you do the honors."
"I will," she takes the wheel, and spins it. I goes around a few times until it lands on one of the spaces. (A/N: don't forget you guys can ask to put truth and dares on the wheel.) She picks it up, and reads it. " Hells yeah perfect. It says have the person you like serenade a song of their choice to you." The hosts laugh, and America just stands up, and shouts. " I know the perfect song." He whispers the song to us and me, and Julia fangirl at how perfect this song is for him.
We start the song, and it seems like England instantly knows the song, and starts to blush. America starts,
Oh yeah, I'll tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I'll say that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
Oh please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
I'll let me hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
He starts to really get into the song, and Julia and Jess already have nosebleeds from the yaoiness.
And when I touch you I feel happy inside
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide
Yeah, you've got that something
I think you'll understand
When I'll say that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
And when I touch you I feel happy inside
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide
He reaches for England's hand, and England hesitantly reaches out to it. America pulls England out of his chair.
Yeah, you've got that something
I think you'll understand
When I'll say that something
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand.
America sneaks in a quick kiss on England's check, and England stammers saying, "You wanker you can't just sing Beatles songs whenever you feel like it." America just smiles. The hostesses fangirl at the yaoiness.
"Ok we need to calmdown, and end this chapter, but first the final end group dares, and since I'm lazy just scream the warning that should have been at the beginning." They all shrug, and yell.
"They don't own Hetalia."
1-my love
2-girl
3-oh my god yes finally.
4-what is my beautiful girl so happy about.
5-Get off of me you pervert. (I know what the translation says, but this is what I ment.)
6-Julia pay attention. I've been trying to get it.
7-My darling you wound me.
8-Darling
9-The kitty is pretty
10-Yes most definitely
11-Lovi you're my cute, little tomato
Hey guys thx for reading this fanfic. I love to write this, but I never get any time in my house to write, but you guys make me want to write. My life really sucks at the moment, and my family life isn't the greatest right know, and I'm sure you guys don't really care about that, but thanks anyway.
Don't forget to review with dares and truths for the countries, and us; plus the wheels, and the group stuff. Oh, Jess did we do a good job with your character. If you want me to change anything tell us. Plus, sorry about the France thing it's just that he's one of my faves, and I can't help, but write it. I love you guys so much. oh, and the song is I wanna hold your hand by the Beatles.
