That night, the 8 Frosty Ferrets sat on stumps at the bonfire. Chris Maclean stood in front of them, holding a plate with 7 marshmallows, "Frosty Ferrets, this is your first bonfire ceremony so I should probably give you the drill. On this plate, I have 7 lucky marshmallows and in front of me sits 8 campers. When I call your name, you come up and get a marshmallow which means you get to stay another day. The contestant who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately walk down the Launchpad Of Shame and board the Rocket Of Losers which will blast you off the island and onto the playa. Any questions?"
Billy raised his hand, "What is the Playa? Is it a diner with a jukebox?"
"The Playa is a resort where you can relax after your rough time on the island here. But it's also a place to remind you of how much you suck cause you got voted off." Chris explained.
"Gee, that's an awfully nice way of putting it." Clark said sarcastically, crossing his arms.
Chris smiled at the campers and spoke, "First name I'm going to call is...Clark. You're safe."
The otherkin dashed up to the plate on all fours, hopped up and snagged a marshmallow.
"Mary"
The blue haired rocker walked up and grabbed her marshmallow.
"Billy"
"Gee whiz, I'm safe!" The 50s teen squealed with joy as he claimed his marshmallow.
"Tanner"
The doctor stood up and claimed his marshmallow.
"Chelsea"
The albino girl hopped up and grabbed her marshmallow with super speed.
"Ether"
"Praise the Lord." Ether sighed as she walked up and took her marshmallow.
Only one marshmallow sat on the plate and Brittany and Fred stared at it. Chris took a deep breath, "Hoo boy, this one was a toughie. There's an equal ammount of votes between the two of you. You guys must've been a real pain in the ass if you're tied like this but, I'm going to do something I don't normally do. I'm going to cast my own vote as a tiebreaker. With that being said, the final marshmallow goes to...
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"Fred"
Chris threw the final marshmallow and Fred caught it in his hand before turning and facing Brittany, "SEE WHAT I MEAN? GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN, WOMAN AND GO EAT A SALAD!"
Brittany stood up with a look of shock on her face, "WHAT?! But I...I'm a great mother! Why does this sexist pig stay while I go, huh? That's how Ezekiel got eliminated so why isn't Fred going?"
Chris smirked at Brittany as he pressed a button on a remote he was holding, "Well, because of this!"
A TV screen appear in front of the chapers and on it was Brittany sitting in the outhouse confession cam:
BRITTANY (CC): Do you really want to know exactly why I came to Total Drama Island? I didn't come for friends, I didn't come for money, I didn't come to win, I came to make my mark on my world by killing that pathetic little baby on national TV! Casey Anthony? She's a thing of the past. I'm the NEW Casy Anthony. I'm the Casey Anthony of Total Drama! Why didn't I get an abortion, you ask? Simple, it would ruin the fun out of killing the baby with my own two hands! With that piece of trash out of the picture, I can finally get back to partying, underage drinking and hardcore sex. And you know what? Drowning Robby in the river was TOTALLY WORTH IT! All I have to do is fake-cry and the other campers will feel sorry for me for losing my baby. I don't CARE if I get eliminated because I've already accomplished my mission: Operation Baby Go Bye-bye.
The 7 safe ferrets just sat there, glaring at Brittany in complete and utter shock and horror. Even Fred and Ether. Chris folded his arms and smirked, "Feel free to line up and give Casey Anthony here a friendly going away punch."
Clark growled and hissed, walking up to the teen mother first and slamming his fist across her mouth, knocking some of her teeth out. Chelsea then walked up and slugged Brittany as hard as she could across the nose, breaking her nose. Tanner walked up and punched Brittany's eye, giving her a shiner. Ether and Billy ran up and kicked her in the shins. As she fell on her knees, Fred walked up to her and ounched her as hard as he could in the gut. Finally, Mary came up and grabbed Brittany by the throat and glared at her with extreme hatred, "Get out and NEVER EVER come back, you psychopathic baby killer!"
Instantly, Mary uppercutted Brittany and began dragging her by her hair. She kicked and screamed her entire way to the rocket, "YOU THINK BEATING ME UP IS GONNA BRING THAT SNOT-NOSED DROOL-BUCKET BACK?! Oh well, guess I can enjoy paradise at the Playa, huh?"
Chris smirked, "Not likely, as soon as you arrive there, the RCMP will have a few words with you."
And with that, Mary literally threw Brittany into the Rocket Of Losers. The teen mother angrily banged on the bulletproof glass window as Chef lit the rocket's fuse but there was nothing she could do as she was blasted off to the playa.
Chris turned to the rest of the contestants, "Frosty Ferrets, that right there is a good example of how NOT to win a reality show. You may return to your cabins and rest."
FRED (CC): BRITTANY HAS RECEIVED A DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE FOR NOT ONLY BEING A WOMAN BUT BEING A BABY KILLER AS WELL.
CLARK (CC): I hope that monster gets what's coming to her in prison. *snarls*
MARY (CC): I honestly hope her baby haunts her for the rest of her life until the day she dies. Scum like that doesn't even deserve to breed.
CHRIS (CC): Why did I really vote Brittany off instead of Fred? Simple, Fred was much funnier and brought in better ratings. Brittany was a whiny little slut.
Later, Tanner walked up to Clark who was sitting outside the cabin with his eyes closed. The doctor smiled at the furry, "So, how did the prayer go?"
Clark shook his head, "I couldn't sense little Robby in the spirit world. There is a chance he could still be alive out there by some miracle."
Tanner sighed, "I know you mean well, Clark but the best thing we can do now is go to bed and rest up for tomorrow's challenge. After what happened today, who knows what else this island has in store for us?"
Clark sighed and nodded, "You're right. Next thing tomorrow morning, I'll nail a dream catcher to our cabin wall. There's no way we can rest easy after these events."
TANNER (CC): Clark is a nice guy but as a man of science, I'm very skeptical of all this Native American spiritual stuff he does. No offense to him or anything, I just don't believe in ghosts like he does. I will admit he's very mature for his age, though.
Meanwhile, a shadowy figure stands outside the girls side of the Burning Birds cabin and drops a bouquet of roses on the front step before disappearing into the darkness.
Meanwhile, an eagle flies through the night sky, carrying off little Robby to places unknown.
Eliminated so far: Ollie, Brittany
NOTE: So, what do you think? I think now was the perfect time to let Brittany go. Originally, she was meant to be more sympathetic and I thought of giving her a date rape backstory but at the last minute, I decided to play the Casey Anthony card with her to make her on the same level as Kasimar and Nakia from CragmiteBlaster's Letterz. Anyway, I think I just made one of the most despicable Total Drama OCs even through she was only the second teen voted off.