NOTE: Long chapter to write cause I had to read up on the Lion King script but it was worth it. Probably the funniest chapter I've done so far. Poor Adam, though.
The Frosty Ferrets entered their cabin and Clark came out holding some supplies, "I brought some fursuit building materials in case a challenge like this came along. It should be enough to make some masks in the amount of time we have. There's not enough material for 7 full-body suits, though. Anyone else here know how to sew? Two people going at this would cut down on the time."
Ether raised her hand, "I know how to sew, sometimes I help sew for my church so I can help you out."
ETHER (CC): I hate Clark. He is an annoying furfag prairie nigger that should yiff in hell with the rest of the Jesus-disrespecting Sioux tribe. But I have to put up with him and work with him. Suddenly, I regret learning how to sew back in those Home Ec classes.
Tanner turned to face Clark and Ether, "The two of you go work on the costumes, the rest of us are going to rehearse at the amphitheater."
Fred folded his arms, "WHY DOES CLARK GET TO SEW COSTUMES? MEN SHOULDN'T SEW, THAT'S WHAT WOMEN WERE BORN TO DO!"
Mary rolled her eyes, "Save your sexist remarks for when you get booted off, okay Fred?"
Fred shook his head, "I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND FURRIES..."
CHELSEA (CC): FredShouldReallyLearnToWatchWhatHeSaysIThinkHeShould TakeSensitivityTrainingClassesAndCrossdressForABunchOfYaoiFangirls.
TANNER (CC): I wonder how much testosterone Fred takes daily. I find that to be a rather scary thought.
Meanwhile, the Burning Birds are all gathered in front of their cabin and Philip looked around himself, "All right, anyone here know how to sew?"
Yumi simply shrugged and pulled 4 beaten-up looking lion costumes out of her pocket that seemed to be stained with coffee. Philip blinked a few times, "Oooookay. I guess that'll have to do but we need costumes for Timon, Pumbaa and Zazu as well."
Yumi pulled out a live meerkat, a strip of bacon and a feather. Yumi gave the feather to Luna, the bacon to Janessa and handed Adam the meerkat. Adam looked down at the meerkat, "Awww, he's kinda a cutie..."
Suddenly, the meerkat growled, latched onto Adam's face and started mauling him, causing him to scream like a little girl.
ADAM (CC): *he is covered in bites and scratches* Ah never knew playing Timon would be so...painful.
Janessa wiggled her strip of bacon and raised an eyebrow, "This better not be microwaveable Hormel Republican soccer mom conformist sheeple bacon, yo."
Philip grumbled a bit as he got into his dirty Simba costume, "Well, all I can say is our acting has to be better than these costumes or one of us will be blasting off."
Luna folded her arms, "I think I'm going to give Zazu an evil laugh. He needs SOMETHING to make himself stand apart!"
Philip frowned, "Last time I checked, Zazu wasn't evil or had a wicked laugh."
"Olga work on Nala lines. Me play role of her." the cavegirl spoke, now wearing her coffee stained lion costume.
"Then you'll have to brush up on your English skills, yo. Don't be talking like a stereotype caveman, ya dig?" Janessa replied, folding her arms.
PHILIP (CC): I have a sinking feeling this will be a trainwreck performance.
LUNA (CC): Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food? Mweeeheeheeheeehee! See? It makes ALL the difference!
THEO (CC): Well, if it isn't thine big brother descending from on higheth to mingle with thine commoners!
YUMI (CC): *pies herself in the face*
Meanwhile, Mary, Billy, Tanner, Chelsea and Fred were all gathered at the backstage of the amphitheater and rehearsing their lines.
Mary cleared her throat and spoke up, "So, where are you from?"
Billy sighed and hung his head, "Who cares? I can't go back."
Mary smiled back, "You're an outcast, huh? That's great, so are we. Fred, your line."
Fred suddenly began marching in place, "I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TO-"
Instantly, Mary punched Fred in the arm, "Your LINE, ya mook!"
MARY (CC): Clark was right, Fred really DOES have the IQ or a cornflake!
Chelsea cleared her throat a bit before reading her lines, "TheWaterholeWhatsSoGreatAboutTheWaterhole?"
Mary raised an eyebrow, "You may want to slow down a little there, Chelsea. You're playing Nala, not Rev Runner from Loonatics Unleashed."
"Whaaaaaat's soooooooo greeeeeeat aboooooout theeeeeee waterhooooooooole?" Chelsea spoke in slow motion.
"Speed it up, just a little bit." Tanner advised, trying not to laugh.
"What's so great about the watering hole?" Chelsea read her lines.
"Perfect." The blue-haired rocker gave the albino a thumbs up.
TANNER (CC): Loonatics Unleashed? That brings back memories. I had this one cousin who had a huge crush on Tech E Coyote and she wrote some self-insert Mary Sue fic involving him. She was never the best writer...
Mary turned to the script, "All right. So Fred and I are Timon and Pumbaa so we'll sing Hakuna Matata."
Fred glared at Mary, "HAKUNA? BUT I'M NOT JEWISH! JEWISH PEOPLE ARE WIMPY BANK NERDS WHO REFUSE TO EAT PORK BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT MANLY ENOUGH. WHY DO WE HAVE TO SING HAKUNA SONGS?"
Mary rolled her eyes and nearly stared banging her head on the wall at Fred's stupidity, "Hakuna Matata is NOT a Jewish holiday song, Fred. You would know what it is if you watched the so-called gay movie."
Fred scowled a bit, "CAN I MAKE THE SONG MORE MANLY BY TURNING IT INTO A MILITARY MARCH WITH CALL AND RESPONSE?"
"NO!" Mary, Tanner and Chelsea all said in unison.
FRED (CC): I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD, HAKUNA MATATA SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH TOLD!
BILLY (CC): Gee whiz, I think Fred might be mentally ill.
Meanwhile, the Burning Birds were still hanging outside their cabin when Adam turned to Janessa, "Looks like we're the Timon and Pumbaa, huh?"
Janessa rolled her eyes, "Why couldn't it be Kimba instead of Simba, yo? Disney is full of thieves, liars, soccer moms and Republicans. This is the worst challenge EVER!"
Adam glared at Janessa, "Still gotta put on the show, I reckon. Ya really wanna get voted off that bad, huh?"
"I'm too much of a cool cat to blast off, ya dig?" Janessa replied, "But I'm also too cool to do a play of a conformist corporate ripoff of Kimba."
Adam rolled his eyes, "Pick your poison, Janessa. Either go with the challenge or be the next one eliminated if we lose."
JANESSA (CC): I'm WAY too cool of a cat to get eliminated this soon, daddy-o.
Theo and Luna were busy rehearsing their lines. The knight spoke up as he read Scar's line, "Whatteth do ye wanteth?"
"I'm here to announce that King Mufasa is on his way. Mweeheeheeheehee!" Luna cackled evilly.
LUNA (CC): I hate Zazu, he's just way too stuffy of a character. I hope Chris appreciates the evil laugh I've given him!
Philip and Yumi were rehearsing their roles while Olga watched. Philip cleared his throat and spoke up, "All right, so this is the scene where Mufasa scolds Simba for going to the Elephant Graveyard. So Yumi, you'll have to scold me."
Yumi shrugged, pulled a balloon out of her pocket, started blowing into it, twisted it into the shape of a sword and whacked Philip upside the head with it. Philip rolled his eyes, "Last time I checked, Mufasa didn't punish Simba by whacking him with a balloon sword."
Yumi shrugged again, pulled out a bunch of balls and started juggling them.
PHILIP (CC): With the exception of Adam, I am completely embarrassed by our team. We look like a bunch of trick or treaters who are too old for trick or treating.
OLGA (CC): Olga wonder if Yumi right for acting. Yumi costumes smell weird, too.
Meanwhile, Clark and Ether were working on the masks. Ether spoke up, "So Clark, have you by any chance prayed to Jesus lately?"
Clark shook his head, "Sorry, Ether but I'm a Pagan. I believe in Pagan gods and goddesses."
Ether shrugged, "It's okay, Jesus loves you anyway."
Clark raised an eyebrow, "It's probably best we talk about something besides religion, okay Ether?"
Ether nodded, "Okay."
ETHER (CC): Clark is a pagan. A disgusting, satanic pagan. I'm sure Jesus will have a field day with a demon freak like him!
Clark rubbed his paws together as he smiled at his and Ether's mask creations, "Well, I think we did a pretty good job except for Zazu. Then again, I was never really that good with building bird fursuits."
CLARK (CC): As much as I'd like to make full suits for the team, Rome just wasn't built in a day. Making 7 fursuits in under 5 hours is just impossible not to mention I don't have THAT much material on me. I guess we'll just have to roll with what Ether and I made. I'm not too worried about rehearsing the script as I know the movie by heart. I think Mufasa is a good role for me.
Later that evening, the 14 campers all gathered at the amphitheater as Chris stood on the stage with a sheet of paper in his hand, "Ahem! Campers, I hope your rehearsal and costumes went well because now it's time to put on the show. Frosty Ferrets, you guys are up first. And by the way, there will be NO retakes so you have to make sure you're at your best. No stage fright or crying like sissies, okay?"
FROSTY FERRETS - SCENE: Zazu's message
"Life's not fair, isn't it?" Ether pouted, "I shall never be King." The young Christian girl in the Scar mask batted at the toy mouse.
"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?" Tanner interrupted in his somewhat poorly designed Zazu mask.
"What do you want?" Ether groaned.
"I'm here to announce that King Mufasa is on his way." Tanner replied with a bow, "So you'd better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning."
Ether threw the toy mouse across the stage, "Oh now look, Zazu; you've made me lose my lunch."
"Hah! You'll lose more than that when the King gets through with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia." Tanner replied sternly.
"Oooh... I quiver with FEAR." Ether smirked, latching onto Tanner and grabbing him by the neck.
TANNER (CC): Geez, Ether sure has a strong grip for such a little girl. I wonder what kind of weights she's been lifting!
BURNING BIRDS - SCENE: Zazu's message
"Lifeth nae fair, is it?" Theo smirked smugly, "Thou shalt never be thine king."
Theo, in his mangy-looking Scar costume skewered the toy mouse on his joust and Luna came in, holding a bird feather, "Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food? Mweeeheeheeheehee!"
Chris couldn't help but cringe at Luna's evil cackle as Theo continued to speak, "What doth thou want?"
"I'm here to announce that King Mufasa is on his way, So you'd better have a good excuse for not looking like a delicious morsel! Mweeheeheeheehee!" Luna cackled evilly.
Theo tossed his lance aside, "Oh now looketh, Zazu. you made thou loseth thy lunch."
"Hah! You'll lose more than that when the King gets through with you. He'll turn you into a spider and eat your little dog, too. Mweeheeheeheehee!" Luna cackled again.
"Oooooh, thou quivers with fear!" Theo hissed at Luna.
FROSTY FERRETS - SCENE: Scar tricks Simba:
"Simba, Simba, I'm only looking out for the well- being of my favorite nephew." Ether smirked at Billy who was dressed in a cute Simba mask.
Billy folded his arms, "Yeah, right, I'm your only nephew."
"All the more reason for me to be protective... An elephant graveyard is no place for a young prince..." Ether replied smugly.
Billy gasped in surprise "An elephant what?"
Ether gasped, "Oh dear, I've said too much... Well, I suppose you'd have found sooner or later, you being SO clever and all...Oh, just do me one favor - promise me you'll never visit that dreadful place."
Billy rubbed his chin, "No problem!"
Ether smirked at Billy, "There's a good lad. You run along now and have fun. And remember... it's our little secret."
BURNING BIRDS - SCENE: Scar tricks Simba:
"Simba, Simba, I'm only looketh out for thine well-being of thy nephew." Theo smiled at Philip.
Philip began to sweat and feel nervous, "Yeah...right...I'm your o-o-o-nly nephew."
Philip took a breath of his inhaler as Theo spoke again, "All thy more reason for me to be protective. An elephant graveyard is nae placeth for thy young prince."
Philip shivered a bit, "An elephant wh-wh-WHAT?!"
Theo rubbed his chin , "Oh dear, thou hast said too much. Well, I suppose you'd find out sooner or later, thou being so clever and all. Oh, just doeth me one favor, promise me thou shalt never visit thy dreadful place."
Philip nodded, "N-n-no p-p-problem..."
Theo smiled eerily, "That's a good lad. Thou must run along and have fun. And remember, it is our secret."
PHILIP (CC): Yeah, I may be a con artist but surprisingly, I have problems with stage fright.
FROSTY FERRETS - SCENE: Bath Scene
CHRIS (CC): I had Sierra fill in for the role of Sarabi for the Ferrets and Izzy plays Sarabi for the Birds. Also, Gwen and Heather play Sarafina. This should be interesting!
Billy walked up to Chelsea, "Hey, Nala."
Chelsea smiled at Billy, "Hi, Simba."
"Come on. I just heard about this great place." Billy told Chelsea excitedly.
Chelsea rolled her eyes as Gwen licked her, "Simba! I'm kind of in the middle of a bath."
A big smirk came across Sierra's face, "And it's time for yours. I'll just pretend you're Cody, okay?"
Sierra pulled Billy in close and started licking him, "Mom! ...Mom. You're messing up my mane. Okay, okay. I'm clean now. Can we go?"
BILLY (CC): Gee whiz, that Sierra girl sure is creepy!
"So where are we going? It better not be anyplace dumb." Chelsea asked, crossing her arms.
"No. It's really cool." Billy replied.
"So where is this "really cool" place?" Sierra asked as she stroked Billy creepily.
"The watering hole." Billy lied.
"The water hole? What's so great about the water hole?" Chelsea rolled her eyes.
" I'll SHOW you when we GET there." Billy whispered to Chelsea.
GWEN (CC): Ugh, I need to get that hair out of my mouth!
BURNING BIRDS - SCENE: Bath Scene
Philip walked up to Olga, "H-hey Olga."
"Hi Philip." Olga smiled happily at him.
Philip smiled nervousluy at Olga, "C-C-C-Come on. I j-just heard about this g-g-g-great place."
Olga rolled her eyes as Heather licked her, "Simba! Nala in middle of bath!"
"And now it's time for yours!" Izzy giggled as she started licking Philip's hair.
"M-m-mom your m-m-messing up my m-m-mane..." Philip whined pathetically as Izzy licked him, O-okayt I-i'm clean now. C-c-can we go?"
"Where we go? Better not be dumb." Olga replied.
"No. It's really cool." Philip replied
"So where is this "really cool" place?" Izzy asked.
Philip looked down at his feet, "Water...hole..."
"Water hole? What so great about water hole?" Olga asked in an annoyed voice.
"I'll...sh-sh-sh-show you..." Philip shivered, taking a breath from his inhaler.
HEATHER (CC): Ewww! I can't believe I had to lick that dirty cave girl! I am washing my mouth out with soap and giving Chris a piece of my mind when this is over!
FROSTY FERRETS - SCENE: Mufasa scolds Simba:
"Simba, I'm very disappointed in you" Clark spoke sternly as he glared at Billy.
"I know..." Billy whispered quietly.
"You could have been killed. You deliberately disobeyed me. And what's worse, you put Nala in danger!" Clark continued.
"I was just trying to be brave like you." Billy sniffled.
"I'm only brave when I have to be. Simba... being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble." Clark replied sternly.
"But you're not scared of anything." Billy replied.
"I was today." Clark frowned.
"You were?" Billy asked.
"Yes, Simba. I thought I might lose you." Clark replied.
BURNING BIRDS - SCENE: Mufasa scolds Simba:
Yumi blows up a balloon and whacks Philip on the head with it. Philip blinks, "What?" Chris facepalms.
FROSTY FERRETS - SCENE: Mufasa's death
Billy knelt by Clark's body, crying softly. Ether slowly approached him as he sniffled, "What do I do?"
"Run away, Simba. Run... Run away and never return" Ether replied sinisterly. Instantly, she snapped her fingers as Noah, Tyler and Lindsay appeared next to her in hyena costumes, "Kill him."
Instantly, Noah, Tyler and Lindsay chased Billy off the stage.
BURNING BIRDS - SCENE: Mufasa's death:
Philip knelt by Yumi's body, crying so hard he has to pull out his inhaler and breathe with it. Yumi suddenly springs to life and smashes a coconut cream pie in Philip's face.
Theo appears, "Runneth away, Simba. Runneth away and never come back!"
The knight snaps his fingers and Cody, Eva and DJ appear next to him in hyena costumes. Cody is giggling so hard at the terribly acted scene that he has tears in his eyes. "Kill him" Theo ordered.
Eva and DJ dashed after Philip while Cody burst into hysterical laughter.
Cody (CC): I guess I was perfect for the laughing hyena part, huh? Cause that was the worst acting I've ever seen!
FROSTY FERRETS - SCENE: Hakuna Matata:
Billy, Mary and Fred were on stage and Mary was wearing a meerkat mask while Fred wore a warthog one. Billy turned off and walked toward the desert when Mary spoke up, "Hey, where are you going?"
"Nowhere." Billy replied sadly.
Mary turned to Fred, "Gee, he sure looks blue."
"I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TO-" Fred started but Mary punched him in the arm, "No no no, I mean he's depressed.
"OH..." Fred shouted, marching up to Billy, "HEY KID, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A WUSS?"
Mary just glared at Fred, annoyed that he wasn't reading his lines correctly, "Nothing; he's at the top of the food chain!" The blue-haired rocker burst out laughing and then turned to Billy, "So where are you from, kid?"
"Who cares? I can't go back." Billy pouted sadly.
"Ahh. You're an outcast! That's great, so are we." Mary admitted.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?" Fred asked loudly.
"Something terrible. But I don't wanna talk about it." Billy replied.
Mary crossed her arms, "Good. We don't wanna hear about it. Look, kid. Bad things happen, and you can't do anything about it, right?"
"Right" Billy sighed.
Mary poked Billy in the chest, "Wrong! When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world."
Billy crossed his arms, "Well, that's not what I was taught."
Mary smirked at Billy, "Then maybe you need a new lesson. Repeat after me: Hakuna Matata."
Billy shrugged, "What?"
Fred started marching in place, "I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOL-"
Mary punched Fred in the gut, whipped out her electric guitar and started playing it and singing,
Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free
Philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
*guitar solo*
MARY (CC): Maybe I was a little harsh on Fred, but his obnoxious military obsession gets on my last nerve.
BURNING BIRDS - SCENE: Hakuna Matata:
Philip, Adam and Janessa were on stage. Adam had a growling meerkat on his head while Janessa was holding a strip of bacon. Suddenly, the meerkat hissed and begins mauling Adam who runs around the stage, screaming like a little girl. Janessa throws her strip of bacon on the ground, "Screw this mainstream movie, yo. Go find someone more suited to Pumbaa's part, like Owen. Okay?"
Janessa marched off the stage as Philip repeatedly bashed his head against a tree.
JANESSA (CC): What a bunch of SHEEP! Can you say baa?
ADAM (CC): Ah hope ah don't git voted off cause of mah injuries...owww...
FROSTY FERRETS - Scene: Stargazing:
Billy, Mary and Fred were laying on the stage while gazing at the stars above when Billy let out a loud belch. Mary chuckled a bit, "Nice one, Simba."
"Thanks. Man, I'm stuffed." Billy replied.
"ME TOO, I ATE LIKE A PIG!" Fred shouted.
Mary rolled her eyes, "Pumbaa, you are a pig."
"OH, RIGHT." Fred nodded, "MARY?"
Mary rolled her eyes, "Yeah?
"WHAT ARE THOSE SPARKLY DOT THINGS IN THE SKY?" Fred asked.
"They're fireflies. Fireflies that uh... got stuck up on that big... bluish-black... thing." Mary replied.
"OH GEE, I THOUGHT THEY WERE TANKS! WAR! GUNPOWDER! EXPLODING BODY PARTS! FRIENDLY FIRE! LANDMINES!" Instantly, Mary kicks Fred in the crotch.
FRED (CC): MY MASCULINITY IS BEING HURT BY A SALAD EATING WOMAN! I NEED MY BEEF JERKY FLAVORED ASPIRIN!
BURNING BIRDS - SCENE: Stargazing:
Philip, Adam and Owen were all laying on the stage gazing at the stars when Philip let out a small burp.
"Nice one." Adam chuckled.
Owen chuckled a little, "If you think that one was good, try this one on for size!"
Suddenly, Owen let out a massive, enormous fart that left Philip and Adam coughing uncontrollably.
PHILIP (CC): I am SO grateful Owen isn't a contestant this season!
FROSTY FERRETS - SCENE: Simba and Nala's Argument:
"Isn't this a great place?" Billy asked Chelsea.
"It is beautiful. But I don't understand something. You've been alive all this time. Why didn't you come back to Pride Rock?" Chelsea asked Billy.
Billy climbed into the vine hammock, "Well, I just needed to... get out on my own. Live my own life. And I did. And it's great."
"We've really needed you at home." Chelsea replied sadly.
"No one needs me." Billy replied.
"Yes, we do! You're the king." Chelsea shouted
"Nala, we've been through this. I'm not the king. Scar is." Billy replied, crossing his arms.
"Simba, he let the hyenas take over the Pride Lands." Chelsea said.
"What?" Billy blinked
"Everything's destroyed. There's no food. No water. Simba, if you don't do something soon, everyone will starve." Chelsea explained to Billy.
Billy rolled his eyes, "I can't go back. I've learned something out here: Hakuna Matata. It's something I learned out here. Look, sometimes bad things happen...and there's nothing you can do about it. So why worry?"
BURNING BIRDS - SCENE: Simba and Nala's argument:
"i-I-Isn't this a g-g-great place?" Philip trembled as he walked over to the vine hammock, pulled his inhaler out, took a breath and passed out from stage fright.
Olga rushed up to him, "We need medic person! Philip hurt!"
Chris rolled his eyes, "All right, all right. Trent will fill in for the role of Simba for the Burning Birds. Geez!"
FROSTY FERRETS - SCENE: Simba meets Rafiki
Billy tried walking away but Harold dressed as Rafiki kept following him. The 1950s teen glared at the Napoleon Dynamite nerd, "Creepy little monkey. Will you stop following me? Who are you?"
Harold got right in Billy's face, "The question is: Whooo... are you?"
Billy just shook his head in response, "I thought I knew. Now I'm not so sure..."
"I know who you are. Shhh...come here, it's a secret." Harold replied and began chanting:
Asante sana!
Squash banana!
We we nugu!
Mi mi apana!
"ENOUGH ALREADY!" Billy shouted at Harold, "What's that supposed to mean, anyway?"
"Don't you speak Swahili? GOSH! It means you're a baboon and I'm not!" Harold replied.
Billy raised an eyebrow, " I think you're a little confused."
"Wrong. I'm not the one who's confused; you don't even know who you are." Harold replied mystically.
"Oh, and I suppose you know?" Billy replied.
Harold smirked, "Sure I do. You're Mufasa's boy!"
HAROLD (CC): It's too bad we didn't have a challenge like this back on Island. I did a pretty sweet job with Rafiki. I've always liked him for his mad skills.
BURNING BIRDS - SCENE: Simba meets Rafiki:
Trent and Duncan just stared at each other. Trent was dressed as Simba and Duncan as Rafiki. Trent just scratched his head, "Well...this is awkward. I'm supposed to fill Philip's role of Simba since he passed out."
"No kidding." Duncan replied, "We're not even competing in this season."
Trent shrugged, "How about we exit stage left?"
Duncan shrugged, "Eh...why not?"
Trent and Duncan left the stage.
FROSTY FERRETS - SCENE: The Final Battle:
Billy chases Ether up to the high point of Pride Rock. Ether runs up to the edge and sees the drop. Billy leaps and comforts her at the edge, "Murderer!"
"Simba, Simba. Please. Please have mercy. I beg you." Ether begged Billy.
Billy just glared at Ether, "You don't deserve to live."
"But, Simba, I am... ah...family. It's the hyenas who are the real enemy. It was their fault- it was their idea!" Ether replied nervously.
"Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie." Billy replied, folding his arms.
"What are you going to do? You wouldn't kill your old Uncle...?" Ether asked smugly.
"No, Scar. I'm not like you." Billy replied sternly.
"Oh, Simba, thank you. You are truly noble. I'll make it up to you, I promise. How can I, ah, prove myself to you? Tell me; I mean, anything." Ether begged frantically.
"Run. Run away, Scar. And never return." Billy replied angrily.
Ether looked down and noticed some hot coals, "Yes. Of course. As you wish ...your Majesty!" And with that, Ether chuckled the coals in Billy's face and pounced on him. Billy and Ether are now in a physical fight with one another. Blows are exchanged but in the end, Billy tosses Ether off the stage and she gets up to see Lindsay, Noah and Tyler dressed in hyena costumes glaring at her.
"Hello, my friends." ether coughed weakly.
Lindsay rolled her eyes, "Friends? I thought you said we were the enemy!
"Yeah, that's what I heard." Noah replied, "What about you, Ed?"
Tyler let out an evil laugh and the three surround Ether as she speaks nervously, "No. L-L-L-Le-Le-Le-Le-Let me explain. No You don't understand. No! I didn't mean for... No, No. Look, I m sorry I called you... No! NOO!"
And with that the hyenas "devoured" Ether.
BURNING BIRDS - SCENE: The Final Battle:
*crickets chirp*
Chris scratches his head, "Uhhh...where's Simba?"
Gwen blinked, "Oh, you mean Trent? He's off on bathroom break."
Chris raised an eyebrow, "Oooookay then. Looks like the Burning Birds won't have a finale."
THEO (CC): Such a wasteth of fine talent!
Chris turned to the Frosty Ferrets and smiled at them, "Great job, everyone. You guys really put on a play! Rating the costumes, they all score 4 out of 5 stars except the Zazu costume which is only 2 out of 5 stars. That being said, your costume score is a total of 26! Now as for your performances: Billy, you did a good job with Simba. 4 out of 5 stars. Chelsea, your Nala was okay but it's good you toned down motormouth a bit. 3 out of 5 stars. Ether, good Scar. 4 out of 5 stars. Clark, your Mufasa was spot-on. 5 out of 5 stars. Mary, your Timon was the best performance of the night and you were totally cut out for that role. 5 out of 5 stars. Fred, your Pumbaa went too off script. 1 out of 5 stars. Tanner, nice Zazu it suits you. 4 out of 5 stars. The Frosty Ferrets have a total of...52 points! Burning Birds, let's see if you could beat that."
The Burning Birds patiently awaited as Chris judged them, "Philip, Yumi, Olga and Theo, ugly lion costumes, 1 out of 5 stars each. Adam, best Timon costume ever. It was so real, it even mauled you! 5 out of 5 stars. Janessa, a strip of bacon? Epic fail, 0 out of 5 stars. Luna, a feather? At least it's a blue one, 1 out of 5 stars. Your total costume score is...10 points. Now for your acting abilities: Philip, pathetic Simba. Stage fright and passing out. 1 out of 5 stars. Olga, you made a decent Nala, but work on your English. 3 out of 5 stars. Theo, your old English style Scar was spot on and the second best performance of the night. 5 out of 5 stars. Yumi, your Mufasa was a disaster. 0 out of 5 stars. Adam, it was funny watching you get mauled. 2 out of 5 stars. Janessa, you didn't even try. 0 out of 5 stars. Finally, Luna, Zazu does NOT need an evil laugh. 1 out of 5 stars. And that total leads to...22 points. Burning Birds, you lose. THE FROSTY FERRETS WIN THE CHALLENGE!" The Ferrets all cheered as they headed back to their cabin.
MARY (CC): I KNEW my Timon would totally win Chris over!
CLARK (CC): My fursuiting skills really came in handy for the challenge. I was glad I played a big role in helping my team win.
FRED (CC): I HOPE THE OTHER TEAM VOTES OFF A WOMAN SO SHE CAN STAY IN THE KITCHEN!
CHELSEA (CC): IGetToStayAnotherDayNowICanWorkOnMyNudeSculpturesOfTheOriginalTDICast.
Chris turned and faced the Burning Birds, "Burning Birds, decide which camper will be the third one blasted off in the Rocket Of Shame tonight. Oh and by the way, that show you put on was a COMPLETE disaster."
The 7 Burning Birds with the exception of Janessa and Yumi walked to the mess hall to discuss who to vote off. While they walked to the mess hall, Janessa headed straight for the girls side of the Burning Birds cabin. She opened the door, looked around and noticed Yumi's jacket laying idle on her bed, "Perfect..."
JANESSA (CC): That mainstream sheeple clown wouldn't know what hit her. I know I'll be the next one going if I don't take action.
Janessa grabbed the jacket and ran to the boys' side of the Burning Birds cabin and entered it. She pulled out a bunch of things from the pockets. The beatnik grabbed a coconut cream pie and smashed it on Theo's pillow. She then grabbed a jar of picke juice and dumped it all over Philip's bedsheets. Janessa's next move was to put a live skunk that crawled out of Yumi's jacket under Adam's bed. Surprisingly, the skunk was in a mellow mood and didn't spray her. She then grabbed some thumbtacks from Yumi's jacket and threw them out on the floor before pulling out a gold club and smashing the window. Finally, she put a single banana peel at the entrance of the boys cabin and smirked evilly, "It's time for the clown to go down!"
Meanwhile, Philip and Adam got up from the table in the mess hall and Philip turned to Olga, Luna and Theo, "Adam and I need some private talk, okay? The three of you decide who to vote off. Adam and I will be back in about 5 minutes."
Olga smiled at Philip, "Take all time you need, Philip. Olga in no hurry. Beside, Janessa next blast off. We all agree."
And with that, Philip and Adam stepped out pf the mess hall and into a clearing. Philip was the first to speak, "Adam, you know the drill. You give me the 100 dollars and I won't convince the others to vote you off. Think of me as your landlord, if you can't pay your rent, you're out on the street."
Adam blinked, "An exactly how would you convince them to vote me off?"
Philip rolled his eyes, "You were mauled by a meerkat, what if it was rabid? I could tell the others to vote you off for your own personal safety, you know."
Adam scratched the back of his neck as he forked over a 100 dollar bill to Philip, "Good point. But still, Janessa's the weakest link out of us."
PHILIP (CC): As attractive as I find Adam, I shouldn't let my romantic feelings get in the way. For starts, I don't even know if he's gay like I am and secondly, I'm here for the money and not the love. The money WILL go for a good cause, though.
Meanwhile, Yumi and Billy were sitting down, watching the sunset together. Billy let out a dreamy sigh, "It sure is real swell and keen here, Yumi. Who knows, maybe the two of us will make the finale?"
Yumi nodded as she put her arm around Billy and hugged him close. She then started tapping herself and just realized that she forgot her jacket.
Meanwhile, Janessa dashed up to Olga, Theo and Luna who were all gathered around the mess hall table. The beatnik was hot and sweaty and gasping for air, "You gotta call Philip and Adam quick. The Boys' side of the cabin looked like a thunderstorm hit it!"
Luna raised an eyebrow, "What were YOU doing on the boys' side cabin anyway?"
"I smelled a skunk and looked around and I saw a huge mess in the boys' cabin." Janessa explained, "Mainstream clown girl left her jacket at the scene of the crime."
Theo got up from the mess hall table, "Thy court jester's robe? Nae, ye can't be serious!"
"As serious as a heart attack, yo. Come on, follow me." Janessa replied. The four walked out of the cabin and Philip and Adam turned to see them walking in the direction of the cabin as Janessa led the way. Philip blinked, "Did something happen?"
Janessa nodded, "Yumi trashed your cabin, yo. It's a complete mess in there!"
Philip and Adam exchanged shocked glances and they all followed Janessa to the boys' side of the cabin. Adam quickly dashed in only to slip on a banana peel and fall on a bunch of thumbtacks. Theo dashed up to his bed and noticed a coconut cream pie smashed on his pillow. Philip examined his bed and the bedsheet was completely soiled with vinegar. Suddenly, a skunk ran out from Adam's bed and sprayed him before scampering out of the broken cabin window. Philip looked absolutely furious, "I just changed my mind on who I want to vote off..."
JANESSA (CC): Down with the clown! Down with the clown!
THEO (CC): Thy court jester hath committed treason! Off with thine head!
LUNA (CC): I don't care how badly Yumi trashed the boys' cabin, I want Janessa GONE!
OLGA (CC): Janessa mean person. Olga no like. Vote off.
To recap, here's the full cast list:
FROSTY FERRETS:
Simba - Billy
Nala - Chelsea
Mufasa - Clark
Scar - Ether
Timon - Mary
Pumbaa - Fred
Zazu - Tanner
Sarabi - Sierra
Sarafina - Gwen
Rafiki - Harold
Shenzi - Lindsay
Banzai - Noah
Ed - Tyler
BURNING BIRDS:
Simba - Philip (Replaced by Trent due to asthma attack)
Nala - Olga
Mufasa - Yumi
Scar - Theo
Timon - Adam
Pumbaa - Janessa (Replaced by Owen due to ragequit)
Zazu - Luna
Sarabi - Izzy
Sarafina - Heather
Rafiki - Duncan
Shenzi - Eva
Banzai - DJ
Ed - Cody