The sun shone down on the camp as Ether gazed nervously at the cardboard box. Inside it was a large swarm of squeaking rats. Clark blinked, "You're scared of rats? Not all rats are bad like Redwall rats. There's Justin from Secret Of NIMH, he's as noble and yiffable as can be and let's not forget the adorable Remy from Ratatouille."

"Those are cartoon rats, I'm talking about live ones!" Ether replied.

"All Ether has to do is stick her hand in the box and let a rat crawl on her." Chris explained.

Mary folded her arms, "Come on, Ether, they're not as germy as you think they are!"

Tanner nodded, "Rats have been used for scientific research and are known to be quite clean and intelligent."

Ether shivered, "Science says they are clean but Jesus says they're evil."

Clark folded his arms, "If Jesus said rats were evil, Noah would've never let them on the ark in the first place."

Mary nodded, "Clark has a good point, Ether."

Fred folded his arms, "JUST GO TOUCH THE RATS ALREADY, YOU WIMPY SALAD EATING WOMAN!"

Ether took a deep breath and stuck her arm in the box. Instantly, she felt a rat skitter up her arm. She looked down and saw it's whiskered, pointy snout just inches from her face and she let out a loud scream, tossing the rat to the ground.

"And Ether wins a point for the Ferrets!" Chris announced. The ferrets all cheered for the point.

5 minutes later, Luna was getting ready to face her fear for the Birds. She nervously stood in front of an inflatable kiddie pool as it was being filled with water and a Catholic priest stood if front of it saying a prayer. "After the water is blessed, Luna must stand in it for a total of 10 seconds to earn her team a point." Chris explained.

"Our father who art in heaven , hallowed be thy name..." The priest begun as he shook his crucifix over the kiddie pool. Olga put her hand on the witch's soldier, "Olga know you can do it. Eep Eep know, too."

Janessa just chuckled and tapped her bongos in slam poetry, "Stereotypical Halloween witch...scared of holy water...what a sheep, yo."

Luna glared at Janessa, "You keep that up and I'll put a curse on your bongos that will make your hands fall off!"

Janessa smirked, "Just try, you walking cliche. I dare you."

"Double double toil and trouble-" Luna began casting a spell.

"Luna the pool is finished and the challenge is ready!" Chris announced.

Luna just glared at Janessa, "I'll deal with you, later, you annoying hipster!"

The witch took a deep, shaky breath and stared at the kiddie pool, "Okay...for the team...I can do this..."

Luna stepped forward into the pool of blessed water and stood in it. 10 seconds passed and the time was up. The witch stepped out of the kiddie pool, trembling with fear.

"And the birds score a point!" Chris announced. 5 minutes later, Billy put on a bedsheet ghost costume with eyeholes and was carrying a trick or treat bucket. He was shivering uncontrollably as he stood in front of the mess hall which was decorated with jack-o'-lanterns. Tanner put his hand on Billy's shoulder, "Just remember, Billy. Pumpkins can't hurt you."

"And if they do, I'll maul them into pumpkin pie!" Clark joked.

Mary burst out laughing at Clark's joke while Tanner rolled his eyes, "Seriously, Clark?"

Clark snickered a bit, "Mary thought it was funny."

"ThisRemindsMeOfThatTimeICrashedTheHollywoodHalloweenBallByPullingDownKeanuReevesPantsAndSnappingABunchOfPhotosOfHisDingDongBeforeBeingEscortedAwayBySecurityGuards." Chelsea blurted out.

Mary, Clark, Ether and Tanner just stared at the albino without a word. Suddenly, Fred ran up to Billy and shoved him, "GET YOUR FEAR OVER WITH SO WE DON'T LOSE, YOU GIRLY VACUUM CLEANER AARDVARK WHO PRETENDS TO BE A BOY!"

Billy just whined and slowly approached the door and Chris jumped out with a terrifying jack-o'-lantern mask and a scythe. Billy let out a horrified scream and made a mad dash away from the mess hall. "And the Ferrets don't get a point because Billy wasn't able to get his candy."

BILLY (CC): Jeepers! Now I'm even MORE terrified of pumpkins!

5 minutes later, Theo stood at the amphitheater stage, literally quaking in his armor as Chef held the fuzziest, most adorable little wolf pup in his arms. Olga let out a loud squeal of delight, "IT SOOOOO CUTE! Can Olga give it name? Olga call it Tico!"

Theo shivered in his armor, "But...it...is...thine...bloodthirsty beast! It shall eateth us all!"

Philip rolled his eyes, "It's the cutest little puppy on the planet, Theo. It's not going to hurt you."

Luna nodded, "I use wolf fur in a few of my spells. The oily musk mixes well with the toadstools for youth spells."

"All you gotta do is take off your armor gloves and pet it on the head and get a point." Chris explained.

"Taketh off thou armor and pet thine wolf?!" Theo asked with shock.

"Ya gotta help win a point for us!" Adam replied.

"Olga think it adorable! Seem friendly enough." Olga said.

Shaking, the knight removed his glove armor and approached the wolf cub. He cringed as it looked up at him with soft, adorable eyes and he slowly patted the fuzzy pup on the head, earning a lick.

"Theo scores a point for the Burning Birds!" Chris announced.

THEO (CC): Never...again...*shivers*

TICO (CC): Auroooooooo! *sneezes cutely*

OLGA (CC): Olga want take Tico home with her. Wonder if Tico get along with Eep Eep.

5 minutes later, Mary is sitting at a table with an emery board on it. The rocker cringed, "I seriously have to file my nails?"

"DON'T LOOK SO SURPRISED, IT'S SOMETHING THAT ALL SALAD EATING WOMEN DO!" Fred blurted out.

Clark rolled his eyes, "Your sexism is getting really old, Fred. It was cute the first couple of days, now its wearing on our nerves."

Mary nodded, "Clark's right, it is getting pretty boring."

Fred crossed his arms, "I'M NOT BORING! I SHOOT GUNS AND WRESTLE BEARS WHILE EATING GUNPOWDER. THAT'S NOT BORING!"

Clark just flashed his claws at Fred, causing the loudmouth drill instructor to start whimpering. The furry rolled his eyes, "Crying over a raccoon? Oh, SO manly of you."

"YouCanFileYourNailsMaryIKnowYouCanDoIt!" Chelsea encouraged, hopping up and down.

Mary took a deep breath and grabbed the emery board slowly. Trembling, she lowered it to her hand, squeezed her eyes shut and started filing her nails with it while cringing for 10 seconds. With a tear rolling down her cheek, Mary threw the emery board clear across the room and stood up, "I think I need to go and puke."

The rockstar dashed out of the mess hall and vomited in some bushes. "And Mary earns a point for the Frosty Ferrets!" Chris announced.

Mary simply passed out from exhausting, "Did...I do it?"

Clark just smiled and winked at Mary, "You passed with flying colors!"

5 minutes later, it was the birds' turn again and Adam was up. He sat down at a table while Chris presented a beaker filled with blood to him. Adam went pale, "Ya...sure this ain't HIV positive blood?"

Chris shrugged, "Maybe, maybe not. But to score your team a point, you gotta drink it."

"What HIV positive?" Olga asked, "It bad?"

Philip turned to Olga, "Very bad. AIDS is a blood virus that makes people very sick and even kills them."

"And if the blood isn't HIV positive, it still has a chance of turning Adam into a vampire." Luna explained, "Trust me, I know my creatures of the night."

Olga blinked, "What if Adam turn into AIDS vampire?"

Luna shook her head, "I'm pretty sure most vampires are immune to HIV positive blood. They're more likely to get rabies cause they come from bats."

Janessa rolled her eyes, "Just drink the blood, yo."

Adam squeezed his eyes shut and put the beaker to his lips, he downed the entire thing of blood only to vomit it all back up. "Adam still gets a point to the birds for effort!" Chris announced.

ADAM (CC): That was the WORST! If ah get AIDS from that, ah could file a lawsuit!

OLGA (CC): Does this mean Adam is Rabies-Vampire now?

5 minutes later, it was the ferrets' turn and Mary put her arm around a terrified Clark as a garage door opened. Inside the garage was a large aquarium tank and the Native American teen could see tentacles inside of the murky water. Suddenly, a large tentacle popped out of the tank and wrapped around a terrified Clark's ankles. With incredible strength, the giant squid began throwing Clark about like a rag doll, slamming him into the wall. After two terrifying minutes, the squid finally threw Clark out of the garage and Tanner rushed up to the injured furry teen who was making animalistic whimpering noises. The med student pulled out his first aid kit and helped Clark doctor his wounds while Mary gently stroked the raccoon furry's head.

"And Clark wins a point for the Frosty Ferrets!" Chris announced.

TANNER (CC): It sure is a good thing my team has me and my medical skills.

5 minutes later, it was the Burning Birds' turn and Olga stood nervously in front of a glass elevator. Luna gave her an encouraging smile, "Now if this elevator does anything to hurt you, I'll put a curse on it and its little dog, too!"

Olga smiled, "Thank you, Luna."

Suddenly, the doors opened and Olga found herself hesitating a bit. Just then, Janessa ran up and shoved Olga into the elevator and the doors closed behind the terrified cavegirl. Philip glared at Janessa, "Was that really necessary?"

Janessa shrugged, "She locked me out of the cabin, yo. Consider it payback. Imma write a slam on how much fun that was daddy-o."

Theo folded his arms, "Thou is a demon."

Janessa smirked, "Better a demon than a sheep in a suit of armor."

Meanwhile, Olga sat in the elevator, curled up into a fetal position as it ascended. The cavegirl eventually got to her feet and stood up, gazing out the window at the breathtaking view of Total Drama Island as the elevator reached the top floor of Chris' mansion. She breathed a deep sigh, "Olga safe...Olga not dying."

Suddenly, the elevator dropped full speed to the bottom floor while Olga burst out screaming. The door opened and Janessa smirked at her, "If you weren't such a cliche cavegirl, maybe I wouldn't have push you, dawg."

"And Olga earns a point for the birds!" Chris announced.

OLGA (CC): Olga mad at Janessa but glad she got team point.

5 minutes later, Chelsea was ready to face her fear in the form of a porcelain doll with brown hair and a white lace dress. Tanner put his arm around Chelsea, "Just remember, it's only a doll and it can't hurt you."

The albino paparazzi girl took a deep breath and sat down at the table. Upon picking the doll up, she peered into its lifeless eyes and let out a loud shriek, throwing it clear across the room and into the wall. Chelsea then made a mad dash out of the mess hall as Fred shouted after her, "WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF IT? GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH DOLLS!"

Tanner, Clark, Mary, Billy and Ether all glare at Fred as Chris announces, "Chelsea does not win a point for the ferrets."

CHELSEA (CC): IAmSoSoSoSoSoSorryButIJustCantHandleCreepyDolls.

TANNER (CC): If we lose this challenge, I know for sure I'm voting Fred off. There is no other option.

5 minutes later, it's the Burning Birds turn as Janessa stands in front of the exact same greenhouse that they went to at the starts of this show. Chris spoke up, "All right, Janessa. This greenhouse is just swarming with moths. You have to stay in there for 30 seconds to win a point."

Janessa rolled her eyes, "I ain't doing it, daddy-o. No way."

Luna shook her fist at Janessa, "Get in that greenhouse or I'll put a curse on your hipster butt, my pretty! You'll have hemorrhoids for YEARS AND you'll turn into a frog."

Janessa smirked, "I ain't got time for you and your empty threats, you big fat Halloween sheeple. Go back to being a walking stereotype. Imma write a slam about how lame witches are."

Suddenly, Luna grabbed Janessa's shades off her face and snapped them in two, "I'll do the same to your bongos if you DON'T get in that greenhouse, dearie!"

Instantly, Janessa snapped. The beatnik lunged forward and started punching at the homely witch girl, "THOSE WERE MY SUNGLASSES, YOU F**KING SHEEP, YOU HAD BETTER OWN UP OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO BUY ME A HIP NEW PAIR!"

As Janessa tried to land a punch, Luna caught her hand and twisted her wrist, causing the beatnik to cry out in pain. Instantly, Adam got in between the fighting pair, "Break it up, ya two. Break it up."

The two backed away and Janessa just stared at Adam for a few seconds before punching him in the face, "Stop STARING at me, you SHEEP! Can you say baa?"

Instantly, Theo and Olga restrained the beatnik while Adam wiped some blood from his nose, looked at the blood and fainted from shock.

"Janessa DEFINATELY does not score a point for the birds." Chris announced.

LUNA (CC): Janessa's hipsterness is getting on my last nerve. I can't wait for her to get kicked off. Do I regret breaking her shades? No, not at all. She had it coming since she cheated Yumi out of the game. I may be a witch who eats children who nibble on my candy hut, but I'm at least fair and square about things. Janessa can go take her iced coffee, slam poetry and jazz music and shove it up her-

JANESSA (CC): ASS! Luna be a COMPLETE ass, yo! Does she have any idea how expensive mah shades ARE?! Imma write a slam about her and her big, fat witch ass and post it ALL over the internet!

PHILIP (CC): Our team is a total mess with Janessa and Luna at each other's throats. Yes, Janessa has been very negative lately but at the same time, Luna is antagonizing her and picking fights. They both need to stop.

5 minutes later, Tanner sat at the docks and a boat pulled in with Yumi standing on it. The teen doctor's blood ran cold and his heart started racing really fast. Billy just smiled at the clown, "Oh, hi Yumi."

Yumi smiled and waved, "Hi, Billy."

The clown got off the boat and gave the baseball uniform wearing boy a hug. "Tanner must score a point for his team by simply shaking Yumi's hand."

Tanner gazed in horror at the clown girl before him and Clark put a paw on his shoulder, "Don't forget, she's human under all that makeup and costume. Kinda like most fursuiters."

Tanner blinked, "What do you mean by most?"

Clark shrugged, "Well, I'm not quite sure I could be classified as 100% human. I'm a little in touch with my wild side if you know what I mean. But Yumi? She's no soul sucking demon, she's just a teen girl with a lot of makeup and all you gotta do is shake her hand."

"IF YOU SHAKE HER HAND, SHE'LL GIVE YOU COOTIES AND RUIN YOUR MANLINESS!" Fred shouted.

Mary punched Fred in the arm, "Not...helping...FRED!"

Tanner let out a deep sigh and shook his head, "Sorry, but I can't...it's very personal. I can't stand LOOKING at clowns let alone shaking one's hand. The trauma's too deep, so I'll have to pass. Sorry."

Tanner sniffed and a tear rolled down his nose as Chelsea put her arm around him. "And Tanner does not score a point for the ferrets!" Chris announced.

FRED (CC): WAS THAT A TEAR? TANNER IS SO PATHETIC! ONLY WOMEN CRY!

BILLY (CC): Gee whiz, poor guy. I really can't imagine anyone being scared of a sweet girl like Yumi even if she does wear a lot of makeup.

CHELSEA (CC): PoorTannerIThinkHeCouldReallyUseAHug.

5 minutes later, it was the birds' final turn and Philip stood in front of a large saguaro cactus with long arms. He was literally shivering and his heart was pouding as he took a breath of his inhaler, "I...have...to HUG this thing?!"

"If ya want to score a point for your team, you have to, brah." Chris replied.

Olga put her arm around Philip, "If you no do it, Olga understand. We lose, vote Janessa off and not you."

Philip sighed and took a deep breath, "I..." The con artist took a few steps forward, gazed up at the towering cactus and just then and there, fainted and fell backwards.

"Philip fainted and couldn't face his fear. No point for the birds!" Chris announced.

JANESSA (CC): Hahaha. What a square, daddy-o. He fainted.

ADAM (CC): If he hugged the cactus and bled, I probably woulda fainted mahself.

THEO (CC): Sir Philip shalt consider investing in cactus proof armor like thou.

Finally, Fred was ready to face his fear for the Frosty Ferrets. He sat at the table in the mess hall and there was a bowl of cereal and a carton of milk in front of him, "I AM NOT DOING THIS!"

Tanner blinked, "Why? Are you lactose intolerant?"

Fred folded his arms, "NO, I JUST HATE IT BECAUSE IT COMES FROM GIRLY COWS WITH LONG EYELASHES AND PINK GLITTER! PLUS, IT SAYS HOMOGENIZED ON THE CARTON WHICH MEANS IT COMES FROM HOMO LESBIAN COWS."

Clark blinked, "So?"

"IF IT COMES FROM LESBIAN COWS, THE MILK MIGHT TURN ME GAY AND THEN I'LL NEVER MARRY A SALAD EATING WOMAN AND HAVE CHILDREN WITH HER, A BOY THAT PLAYS SPORTS AND EATS BEEF JERKY AND A GIRL THAT PLAYS WITH DOLLS AND EATS SALAD. THAT IT MY IDEAL FAMILY!" Fred shouted.

Clark chuckled a bit at Fred's insane logic, "I think you have the words homogenized and homosexual mixed up."

"STILL HAS THE WORD HOMO IN IT, WIMPY RACCOON BOY!" Fred shouted.

Mary pounded her fist on the table, "It's just a bowl of cereal. YOU'RE the one being a wimp! Do you really want to get voted off that badly?"

"I DO NOT TAKE ORDERS FROM A SALAD EATING PINK GLITTER WOMAN! REAL MEN DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM WOMEN!" And with that, Fred opened the milk carton and poured it all over Mary til it was empty and tossed it across the room.

Mary, now dripping wet from the milk Fred poured on her, gave the soldier an uppercut, knocking him to the ground.

ETHER (CC): Fred is dumb and strong, he would've made the perfect pawn if he trusted women but sadly, he wasted himself on his sexism. Too bad I can't use him. I could've hired him to beat up that atheist science nigger Tanner or that filthy witch girl Luna. What a waste.

MARY (CC): Fred...if we lose...you are SO outta here!

TANNER (CC): I think Fred has just sealed his fate. I've met many nice soldiers working at the pharmacy but Fred is an embarrassent to the military. But then again, I'd be stupid too if I considered gunpowder to be a major food group.

Later, both teams gathered inside the mess hall as Chris read the verdict, "Frosty Ferrets, 3 out of 7 of you have faced your fear. Ether, Mary and Clark scored a point. Billy, Chelsea, Tanner and Fred did not face their fears. Burning Birds, 4 out of 6 of you faced your fears. Luna, Theo, Adam and Olga scored a point. Janessa and Philip did not face their fears. With that being said...the Burning Birds win! Frosty Ferrets, decide who you want to vote off at the ceremony."

Chris left that cabin and Fred glared at his team, "WHAT A BUNCH OF WHINY, WIMPY GIRLY LONG EYELASHES PINK GLITTER SALAD EATING MAGGOTS!"

Clark shook his head, "You didn't face your fear, either, you know."

Fred crossed his arms, "IF I DID, THE MILK WOULD TURN ME GAY AND I WOULD START LISTENING TO GAY TECHNO MUSIC AND EAT FRUIT INSTEAD OF MANLY BEEF JERKY!"

Mary shook her head, "You just love the sound of your own voice, don't you, Fred?"

"I HAVE A VERY BEAUTIFUL VOICE! EVERYONE LOVES MY VOICE BECAUSE IT'S A MANLY VOICE!" Fred shouted.

MARY (CC): Goodbye, you testosterone poisoned meathead!

CLARK (CC): Fred's stupidity is just plain mind-boggling. He is without a doubt the dumbest and loudest person I have ever met in my life and I am not kidding about that. The island will be much quieter without him here.

FRED (CC): I AM VOTING OFF MARY BECAUSE NO WOMAN SHOULD EVER GIVE ORDERS TO A MAN!

BILLY (CC): I am sick and tired of Fred bullying me. It's finally time I stood up to him. I'm voting him off.