The 7 Frosty Ferrets sat at the campfire ceremony as Chris stood in front of them holding a plate with 6 marshmallows on it, "Frosty Ferrets, or should I say Frosty Chickens. Despite having a numbers advantage against the birds, most of you chickened out and lost the challenge. Campers, you know the drill. I have 6 marshmallows on this plate and the camper who does not receive a marshmallow must walk the Launchpad Of Shame, board the Rocket Of Losers and blast outta here."

"Ether, come and get your marshmallow, you're safe." Chris announced.

"Jesus is on my side." Ether replied, claiming her marshmallow.

"Tanner"

The labcoat wearing teen got up and grabbed the second marshmallow.

"Clark"

The otherkin furry crawled over to the plate on all fours and snagged his marshmallow in a raccoony way.

"Chelsea"

The albino paparazzi hopped up to the plate and grabbed her marshmallow.

"Billy"

Chris threw the next marshmallow and Billy caught it in his catcher's mitt. Mary and Fred, the blue-haired rock star girl and the drill sergeant sat on their stumps and a single marshmallow sat on the plate, "Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the night and the camper who gets to stay is...

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"Mary"

The heavy metal singer caught the final marshmallow and much to everyone's surprise, Fred stood up and saluted the rest of the team, "WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE BEEN DISCHARGED FROM MY PLATOON! YOU MAY HAVE VOTED ME OFF OVER A SALAD EATING WOMAN BUT MY SPIRIT LIVES ON! THIS ISLAND HAS JUST GOTTEN 100% LESS MANLY WITHOUT ME AROUND!"

Clark gave a sarcastic chuckle, "I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing."

And so, Fred spun around and marched his way down the Launchpad Of Shame and Boarded The Rocket of Losers all while singing his final sound off:
I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
I'VE BEEN VOTED OFF, SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH TOLD!

As the loudmouth sergeant marched into the rocket, the door closed behind him and Chef lit the fuse, the rocket blasting off in the direction of the Playa.

TANNER (CC): Finally, some peace and quiet!

MARY (CC): Fred's loudmouth and over-the-top sexism led to his early downfall. Having burping contests against him was fun but after a while, he got on my nerves. Good riddance.

ETHER (CC): Fred was okay. Much better than satanic metal bitch Mary, albino hellspawn Chelsea, atheist nigger Tanner or furfag Clark but I couldn't concentrate on strategy with his loud voice everywhere. Billy is my lamb and I, his shepherd. All I have to do is lead him astray from those demons and teach him some old testament. He's so vulnerable and naive, I could convince him that it is God's will to take my side.

Later that night, Luna was walking outside and noticed Chef putting various pots and pans away in the mess hall. The witch walked over to the co-host and cleared her throat, "We need to talk."

Chef raised an eyebrow, "About what?"

"My cooking skills." Luna replied, "You took DJ under your wing in Action, I was wondering if I could work as a sous chef for you as well."

Chef shook his head, "Sorry but I'm through with illegal alliances."

Luna shook her head, "No, it's not an alliance. I just want to be able to add something extra to the camp food to you know, spice it up a bit. Spiderwebs, live tarantulas, dog tongues, snail shells, toadstools, frogs who were once boys but I cursed them because they wouldn't let me in their clubhouse because I was a girl...you know, the staples of witchy cooking."

Chef rubbed his chin, "Could be interesting. Oh all, right. I'll let you cook the food but only for tomorrow, all right?"

"Thanks, Chef." Luna replied, "Mweeheeheehee, I can't wait to see the looks on everyone's face when they get a taste of my cooking!

LUNA (CC): Toe of gorilla, eye of bat, tears of warthog, tongue of rat. Put it all in a pot, stir it up, serve it hot. Mweeheeheeheehee! Breakfast is served, my pretties!

CHEF (CC): Man, that Luna girl has got really weird taste in cooking.

Eliminated so far: Ollie, Brittany, Yumi, Fred

NOTE: Ah, yes. Fred has finally been eliminated. With his loud mouth and sexist attitude, he definitely wouldn't make it to the merge. There are still 4 more episodes and an aftermath before the merge happens, just so you know. As for Fred, he had no allies and the only reason he lasted this long is because the Burning Birds lost 2 challenges and he was on the same team as Total Drama teen Casey Anthony. You won't be seeing him til the next aftermath which won't be until chapter 20.