This is DaStrawHatReject! No time to talk! Kano meets up with everyone at the harbour and they leave! Capisce?! Next chapter they all socialise, Daniel and Dell have a sparring battle, and they reach the front of Reverse Mountain! Next chapter of One Piece The Movie up soon! Disclaimer!

Disclaimer: ME NO OWN ONE PIECE!

Chapter 2: Bye Loguetown! Gathering for An Alliance!

'Tell me, boy. What is your dream?' the shady man asked.

'I wanna find the One Piece!' Kano bellowed happily.

The man smirked, 'So you're one of those typical rookies?'

The boy nodded, making the man smile, 'Well, I hope you get somewhere. Maybe we can meet again.'

'What is your name, young boy?' he asked.

'Monkey D Marshall, hihi!'

Marshall?! he sweat dropped, remembering a young baby that was born 18 years ago in East Blue.

'You can call me Kano!' Marshall grinned, 'What's your name, old guy?'

The hooded man replied, 'Tatsu. There's more but that would be too much for you handle.'

Why?

'I thought your name was Volk,' -Tatsu.

He got a name change, but you wouldn't know that, because you don't know Kano!

Tatsu replied, 'Yes, I do. What do you know?'

That he will be the next King of Pirates! Something you fail to recognize-

'Of course I do, you ignorant geezer. He's my...'

He's your what?

'He's...he's...sigh...don't worry..'

That's what I-

'But if you don't shut up, mystery voice, I'll find you, punch your balls so far up your ass that you'll have a baby, and do you know what that baby will be called?'

'B*CENSOR!*ch. Because it will forever be my bitch.'

I-I'm g-going back to D-D-Dellll...wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

'Go on. I'll handle that dust bastard.'

'Thanks, Tatsu man!'

'Why...are you...letting him...go...Shapeshifter...?!'

Tatsu shot a glare at the Rear Admiral, as he got into a stance, 'Because. He's my *SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOI! LER! A! LERT!*. Now get lost or die.'

What could it be? Son? Father? Nephew? Brother? Accomplice? Student? Choose now on the poll! If you choose right, I will answer any question you have about the fanfic. What are you doing? Don't you want to know about the story after it's been on hiatus for so long? Go! Scoot!

W-We'll see you after the b-b-break! *blows nose*!

And we're back. God, I feel better. That bastard's gonna pay for making me cry.

'Geppo!' Kano kicked the air as fast as he could to reach his friends, as the rain started to become heavy, and the sky rumbled with thunder.

Finally reaching the docks, he searched for his ship, which was stationed next to two caravels that looked like pirate ships. There he could out a group of people standing around, 'There's the ship! Wait! That's Dell and everyone!'

Great. Dell.

'Hey! Dell!' the Rokushiki master started to descend to the ground.

'Huh? Oh it's Kano!' Dell turned as he recognized Kano nearing towards him, before he landed. Dell was with Akimoto, Clement, Yuki-Rin, Razi, Daniel, Kazuma, Heathcliffe and Momo.

'So that's the Kano everyone was talking about!' Heathcliffe remarked.

'You know, he looks just like the late Straw Hat Luffy...' Kazuma smiled lightly.

Yes, he does. Yes, he does...

'It's the mystery voice!'

I'm not a mystery voice, you idiots!

'Hi gu-who are they?' Kano asked, noticing most of them were people he hadn't met before.

No! I thought I recognized them from somewhere! It's that crew again!

Dell introduced them, 'They're Daniel and Momo from Razi's crew.'

Momo commented, looking around, 'The voice is back. And it sounds like it's close by.'

*low growl*

'And it's growling,' Momo noticed, whiich the swordsman agreed to.

'And they are Kazumi and Heathcliffe from Yuki-Rin's crew-' Dell said.

'Kano!' Thalia yelled as she and Ijin came to greet their fellow crewmates.

'Thalia! Everyone!' Kano replied, noticing them from the Golden Whale.

'Yuki!' Yuki-

'Guys!'

'So many hot chicks...' Jen and Akimoto had nosebleeds staring at the women.

Is all you think about women?

'So many...hot...men-GAHHH!' Karin also had one of her 'over-the-top' nosebleeds.

'Kandy Kane?' Razi

HAHAHAHAHAHA-

Kano gave him such a glare it literally knocked him out, 'Don't you dare call me that again.'

ULTIMATE FORESHADOWING...Literally.

HA-

DON'T YOU DARE. Razi said, 'Isn't it true that we're all traveling together in an alliance?'

Thalia said with a confused tone,'In an alliance?! Kano, you never told us about an alliance.'

Jen agreed, 'So didn't you Razi.'

Maki said, 'Ditto.'

As Kano was about to same something he was interrupted by Yuki-Rin.

'I'm sure that's not what he insinuated, Mr. Razi-' Yuki-Rin said. Kano was again interrupted, but by Razi this time.

'You don't know anything, Yoyo girl!' Razi countered.

Everyone but Kano bellowed at him with the signature angry, whited out eyes and shark teeth, 'IT ONLY SEEMS TO BE POPCORN KETTLE BLACK WITH YOU, MORON!

Yuki-Rin hotslapped him by the head, 'MY NAME IS NOT. YOYO! IDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT-'

The Heat Heat Man yelled, finally to get his attention, 'SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!'

God, there's so much fighting in this chapter...

'There it is again-' Momo noticed.

'Shut up and listen,' Daniel tapped him to stop, as a moment of truth passed.

Kano finally broke the moment with his whimsical, jolly comment, 'Actually, the furry wolf bastard is right.'

'WHAT?! HE'S ACTUALLY RIGHT?!' everyone but Kano and Razi said in a surprised manner.

Dell asked, realising what his captain said, 'Wait. Kano. What was it you called him again?'

Kano tried to hold his laughter in, before bursting out, 'Furry wolf...bastard!'

GUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone burst into laughter, while Razi looked dou'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That describes him exactly! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'

Razi looked in bafflement at everybody, until he realised what situation he was in, 'Wait. People are laughing. At me. It's means the joke is-insulting..'

'No shit, Sherlock,' everyone else said sarcastically.

Took the words right outta my mouth.

'My name's not Sherlock!' Razi retorted.

Oh God...

'We were being sarcastic!' everyone else bellowed in bafflement.

Razi held a fist at the straw hatted man, 'And you better take that back, fake fire! I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!'

Kano countered with the typical, whited out, angry-like eyes, and shark teeth, 'Who are you calling fake fire, ugly puppy? And I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!'

'Do you wanna fight, fake fire?'

'Bring it on, biatch!'

'Who are you calling a bitch?'

'Stop it, you morons!' Yuki-Rin sucker punched them both before they could attack each other, and continued, 'Now...Kano, did you really mean that?'

Yes.

Kano started to stand up, 'Stop that, Narrator. Yeah, I did. I think that when we enter the Grand Line, there will be times when our enemies will outnumber us. So I felt that I should make an alliance and be in contact when trouble arises.'

'Wow...I never really thought of that. Alright then, you guys got any problems with that?' Yuki-Rin asked her crew as Kano extended his hand to give her a handshake.

A few seconds of silence were followed with a satisfied, 'Nope!'

Good!

Yuki-Rin shaked his hand, 'Then I guess it's final, Monkey D. Kano.'

'Alright then. Furry bastard?'

'Huh?!' Razi retorted, trying to look intimidating.

Wait, you better not asking what I think you are asking!

Kano said bluntly, 'Yeah I am. DEAL WITH IT. Do you wanna be in an alliance with me?'

Razi's angry expression turned into a happy one, 'Of course! Shishishi!'

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Kano bellowed, 'Suck on it! I guess it settled then. Our first move would be to get da hell outta here!'

'Aye aye captain!'

Captain?

Razi was dumbfounded. He should have been called 'Captain', not that fake fire idiot, 'Why are you calling him captain?! I should be captain!'

'Why would we elect a retarded idiot like you?' Everyone else retorted.

'But isn't he an idiot?' Razi countered.

Everyone but Kano replied unarguably, 'He's an incomplete moron. You're just full blown retarded.'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahha! ' Everyone burst into laughter as they got onto their ships and braved the stormy seas that lead the way to the Grand Line.

A Day Later...

'Yawn...Ijin?' Kano asked Ijin, who were both the only guy awake on the ship.

'Yes?' Ijin said quietly.

'Can you go to Razi and Yuki-Rin's ships and get their crews to come here?'

The Gravity man took some time to react, then replied, 'Why not?'

30 half-assed minutes later...

'Good morning everyone. Did you all have a good sleep?' Kano asked.

'Yes,' Everyone said.

'I slept like a baby...' Razi remarked in a weird way that made everyone sweatdrop.

'Oh God...' Ijin and Jane sweatdropped.

'A-Anyways, it has been brought to my attention that it will take 2 days to get to Reverse Mountain.'

'Dammit!' Razi bellowed.

'I swear it takes at least a few hours to get to Reverse Mountain from Loguetown!'

'Why is it so long?!' Yulia complained.

Kano continued, 'I know...but while we are waiting, there is time to relax and chill. So everyone! Socialise with each other! Hihihihihi!

Everyone looked at each other and didn't know where to start.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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