November 18th, 2007
Dear Friend,
It's my birthday! My happiness can only be expressed by random letters and numbers in different states of capitalization. Here it goes. BKBYUFHCB!cbkJB!kugckjbUbbhjkj!jjjHHHxhuGiuHIftygIyftvgyg!VytiGVuvby!Fbgfghn!
I love my birthday as you can tell. Nicky and I went and saw Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. I LOVE Harry Potter, and I can't wait till the next ones come out. I've read the series like 20 times. That is a slight exaggeration, but only slight. It was even better getting to spend time with Nicky.
Anyways, we also went to the EMP, which is the Experience Music Project, and the Pacific Science Center in Seattle. I can imagine you being in this kind of museum. Although aliens may not be in a science museum, more underground Top Secret base or something. But if you were a TV show or something, you'd be here. Smirking with your screwdriver in hand, and saying, "Wibbly wobbly timey wimey, stuff!"
I'm also reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
You have no idea how hard I laughed at that joke. First time I read that I gave the most unlady-like snort, it sounded inhuman. At school, my math teacher asked me to solve a problem on the board, but I told her I couldn't because it went against my religion since Atheists don't believe in a higher power. I have more of these! One more, then I'll be done.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I love puns so much, and Nicky gave me a book of puns for my birthday even though I told him not to get me anything.
Do you like puns? I love 'em, obviously. I have a thing for cheesy jokes and nerdy pickup lines. You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Those are the muscles that make you smile) I'm gonna send you the best pun of all time. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. Great isn't it?
I love those kinds of things, anyways... I'm going to bed, see you in my dreams. (That sounds super cheesy) Oh well. It is my birthday after all.
Only you can prevent forest fires,
Willow.